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Shame Bot

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SOME OF OUR BEST IDEAS YET. Jack and Nick are tired of lockdown, they're momentum is off and they're slowly going crazy but then some great ideas are unleashed including Shamebot. Join the facebook group if you want also leave us a review or tell a sentient being about this podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A their podcast fans. Do you lookfriendship, but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it'stime for fun, Tattas, that's right! Fun, catops, Oh yeah, fun on all right! I'mRollin! You Rolling. Okay, I'm wrong! Beautiful! All right, we're going again,hello, guys! Welcome to another episode of Fun. CATCHUP. Second, lock down t edition week week, something I don't know. I don't know where we're at withthis. My name is Jack Res And I'm Nekaba. Thank you so much manfor let him let him me catch up this. Well man, it's a it's, become ahighlight for me. Yeah yeah me to mean Thursdays. I mightbeg that's my big night. It's my big! No, I record a phone Hax podcast patronand I crack a B in have a little beer around five o'clock with with our friend Mike Goldstein andits and the those ones I can be. I can chill out. I don't need it so it's Ihave a kind of a catch up with him, and people can buy that before al. I'm like yours, where they mean youwere we catch up exactly? Okay, so people listening now you're gettingfree nick and then I do my stream, where we have a beer guest a year atnine o'clock, but eight N, thirty, eight thirty fuck,and it's just a big knife for me, it's my big, but it s a week because Ihaven't left it but yeah and then yeah. So it's fuckinggreat man. It's so good! So good to talk to you- and I look this week, man,how have you been on the ideas front because I haven't had that many? To behonest, I a yeah. I've been pretty undisciplinedwith my ways: I've kind of gone off the deep end, a little bit yeah. Do youthink you're you're, just in the belly of the beast,like it's just been too too long of not being a comedian in the way that youwere, you know used to being a comedian that it's just yeah. I think so man yeah, I think alsoI was putting my phone away for two hours a day. Writing and I've got a new job. Lately this twodays a week and I'm going to start studying again soon and it feels likeit's thrown me into chaos for it shouldn't like. I should just be ableto do two hours a day, no matter what and when I come back and not yeah, butyou prioritize other stuff. You like well the whole house, we watchsuccession at after Dinner Yeah and we always play agame of duck game on the switch yeah. I've got a fit dot stuff in as wellwere usually like. No, I can. I should be writing there yeah, I'm the same.You think all the surf tie. This is the only thing that matters I got to beworking and making stuff twenty or seven got to be following these dreams,and then it's like, but you know your house mates are watching a movie, soyou got to watch the movie as well. What are you gonna? You do domme rudeyea. I watch one thousand nine hundred andseventeen again like so great such a great movie. Have you o? No, not yet I've heard it a head, no good things atthat. One man I watched M: It's IT's embarrassing that I've never seen itbefore, but I've been trying to go through and watch some of those likeclassics that everyone bangs on about that. I just never seen so. I watchedgood fellows for the first time last night. It was like a is the best it wasso cool. It was like, so it's a great sing a bit. That's like a a a clichething that you've seen everyone make fun of, and then you see the real thingand it's you understand why it's held up as a cliche like the bit is like.How am I funny? What have I like a clown? I come here to amuse. You like,I was like fuck. I get why that's been paraded for like thirty years, becauseit's that funny, it's that interesting...

...man. I love it that Joe Pesi is so goodin it. Like he's that good that you forget that he's a properactor you forget that he takes acting seriously. You forget all of that yeah. Definitely like like Robert deNero or someone like that. You can see that they're an actor that you go. Okay,this person M, but it was so cool man, because Joe Percy is very particular with theseroles sometimes like he was in a couple of shit ones. I think they paid a lotof money, but I remember Louis C K saying that he wrote apart for Joe Yeah and and Joe Pashy said, come around to my house and lead homedinner. He came around and then Joe pershy totally pulled awhole script apart, yeah, but was nice about it and said? No, I'm not doing it. Butthis is the way you should fix it up. That's cool n and just gave a like he'slike yeah you're all off here here here and here and just fucking yeah, likeLouisa CA, said it was the coolest thing ever like just having a do that you totally hit aguy totally ripped a piss out of your work, but be nice about it and youtotally take it on board yeah. It's very no was trying to thinkof yeah, and I was thinking of goodfellows and I'm like he is so good in it like it's incredible, yeah you're right, it doesn't seem like,like everyone else, seems like a good actor, but he seems like they've, justdragged in this, this crazy little man just to go. Not We need a crazy little man yeah. They just found the one on the on atrain or something like get in here man, I kind of regret like well. Idon't know this will be a controversial thing, but I kind of regret notwatching horace and Pete that show Lewisii y came man because before allthe stuff happened, I was going to watch it and then I didn't watch it andthen now it's kind of tainted. For me, it's yeah it's a strange feeling and Iwant to watch it. I want to watch it through artful ar like there should be like a word forthat, or something like, I feel like that about, like all like bill cosby's like earlycomedy records. Like I just heard all these, you know hear interviews withpeople and they're like he's the greatest of all time. He was thegodfather of comedy. You got it and I was like. I should really check outthat stuff and it's like well, I'm not going to do it now. Yeah Yeah, because you do you do wantto respect you don't want to you, don't want to give them money or anything,but you do just you want to. You want to see those things, because men lookto be honest, like most classical painters would have been canceled yeah. You know what I mean like. Most of themwere, did the worship whatever? But I guess you don't see, don't findout about any of them, so you still respect the painting and that kind ofShit. But I guess I wish I could kind of happen with otherart as well. I guess it will just in the same way that it did with aclassical painters like it'll just be hundreds of years in the future, and noone will really remember what was happening around there. Yeah Ya, be a really good use of a timemachine to go back and just cancel a bunch of old painters. Yeah you like you could fix the world'sproblems, you're like no. No, no, no everyone needs to be a god, a mission yeah, so yeah I would like to go. Idon't know, I wonder if I could. I wonder if I could, because I wastalking to talking to a friend about when Louis Y C released his new spearand we're like I felt guilty...

...for wanting to. I wanted to buy it justto see if he still yeah like. If he's stillgood. That's all I want to see. I want to see that like due to all thecontroversy, does it because controversy like this can make someonebetter they've got they're up against the odds they're hated by the world. They could they've got to provethemselves, so it could be the best stand up. You've ever seen, yeah.Definitely it's a yeah. I haven't seen it either, but I did see a I saw like atrailer for it and it was I as talking about like the the sexual assault stuff and it was like there was just like a twenty second bit.There was just like a really funny line about it and I was like Oh man, you'rethe fucking worst but like I just want to see the rest of that bit and Ihaven't. I haven't caved yet, but I was like O. I want to see how that bid ends.That's funny, Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Maybe there will be a theme.Maybe we'll well in the future, will learn to put a block between ourselvesand the and the artists. So like a cognitive, what is it a cognitis yeah,whatever it's kind of weird at this? We can't do so. I do interrupt. But what?If I yeah, because I'm looking for real big money spinners to get me out ofthis covered business? What if I build a stand up, comedy robot and if you're a comedian who getscanceled, you uploading the robot and then it hasn't been anything wrong init. Perform shows man. This is great yeah. This is realgood. I think that could be. They could be gin yeah and that way they don't get theglory of it, but they can still kind of work or what yeah. But you know, because I mean everyone canlearn from their mistakes- everyone, I don't know. I guess everyone deserves asecond. She and there's there's no glory in uploading material to theshame boat. It's called the shame, but as well and you have to so. I still it's still a punishment aswell like and also I've got a feeling we're allin lane. Yes, hang one or another you got to watch, you have to watch yourmaterial, get butchered the shame. Bud is not funny as well, it doesn't haveany delivery or anything. It's just. I really clunky ruining all your ideas. It moves on a just as a swim. One arm goes up sometimes, but theother arm stays down at all times. Also there's no there's no sentences orintonations. So you can just go hello. How are youtoday, some of the some of the words are like program to flow well, but sometimesit'll like they have to change it for where shame what's touring. So it'slike hey guy's, good to be here in Malborne, like yeah and is done reallyloud common word I like snoke and eating, and how are you today, everyone's still gonna buy the tickets,go, see, shame, but it only whispers. SWEARWORD, fucking man, shame bodies, a great you shoulddumb that's a great advertisement. You should make that's a great face. Ohyeah yeah, I would be. Are you a canceled comedian up load? Your then,to the shame that would be great actually, because I then I get a funproject like I can build a stupid, robot and film. It yeah yeah man and you can go want tohear your favorite. You know want to...

...hear your favorite comedians jokes, butdon't want to know what's coming from them or whatever, but still respecttheir writing and m yeah. That's great yeah yeah one of one of the because manI'm a huge fan. I don't know, but do you think it's weird like? Maybe thiscould be stand up bit, that we can put a cognitive disonances in what I can with eating a peg, but Ilove peaks yeah. Yet I can't watch a Louis CK special man. That's sointeresting! That's that's! That could be a great bet, yeah bad! That's sointeresting! You know yeah, that's really good! All like yeah, like I don't know doing drugslike cocaine. I go O. I don't do it that often or hardly ever, do itactually but like. If you had to see everyone thatdied for that, so you could fucking just talk faster, yeah yeah! You could hear your friend'sstory again, but it'd be a little bit more interesting than last time. Youheard it good yeah, that's so funny. I think that could be a great but yeahthat you're, like Oh yeah, this. This comedian problematic and then yeah yeaheating up a pig. It is so weird about, I feel, like I don't talk about it. Itry not to talk about it because it bums people out, but like it's so crazyto me when, like how up in arms people get aboutabout animal welfare, but then they still eat animals. You know I mean likeif you're, if you there's a new story about a dog who's, been treated badly.It's like hundreds of thousands of people whose in their minds and thenit's like, there's like a murder factory where youeat, like a million like let's talk about the murder factory anyway, yeah yeah man, yeah, that's great yeah. That is, that is a real goodtheme to think of and to think about. You know I be this sorry this I mutinesthing. Could this fer a bit that there was just on the topic of people like online people getting reallyexcited about animal causes and stuff? There was a. There was a homeless man in Sydney thisa few years ago who had a pet rat and then his pet rat was either stolen or went missing orsomething, and so he just had a sign up. That was like help me find my pet rat,and it was like this. You know, like the Internet, feel good thing for theday where it's like come on, guys, let's share and retreat. Let's spreadthe word: Let's get this guy's rap and it was like everyone was like thinking.They were doing the right thing by sharing it and getting the word outthere- and I was just like what like your heart, is absolutely in the rightspot here but like like practically. What do you want, like practic, likeyeah, we're just going to start wonder in the sewers looking for a rat? ThatMayo may not belong to this guy, like what's what's the plan here? What's theway out of this yeah, a rat? Isn't like a dog or a Giraffe? It's it's notidentifiable they're like Oh, the there's that man's yeah. It's that oneyou just going to be like scooping a net and just getting a bunch of ataking those to him and go on which one is yours: Yeah, just presenting ahomeless man with a big sack full of rats in like got I ma, I saw you, sawyour troubles on twitter and I thought I'd step in and help any of these. Canyou identify any of these rats, we'll see which one of these which one of these city, like theseflue bidding rats, will go to the his little special snack, the quick yeah he like? Oh No, this was a. This was ahuge exploit, gone wrong, looks like they're all yeah, they're,all they're, all cuttling yea and Bitin Yerand scratching you. I love you,...

...you just the sack they all just jumpout. On top of me and it's like the story, the news, the like viral newsstory, one day is like: Let's help this old man get his pet right back and thenthe vast story, the next day is, is like. We need to do something about thisterrible Sydney, man who threw a bag. A rats on a homeless man, it's going tobe the big es, a dog act. I've ever seen. Also the rat ran away. Okay, that's not a happy rat. If I, you know, have the rat yeah, if youlost his rat, the rat doesn't want to come back. I'm sure the rat will makeits way back if it really, if it really wants to ayeah they want, like you know they weren't like separated ina like one of them, was about to get on the train and the other one was lateand they hadn't written the Nah others phone numbers or something like it. Like a tragic, you know: Miscommunication Yeah, that's that's great man. I've got I've got an idea for for an adthat I wrote then, but I don't. I guess I guess I I don't know. If we be anygood lad on me, dude I'll lay it on you. I've got one. That's for a maybe for for people in Lockdoor,whatever it's like stuck at home, need some stimulationfor your Dome, Introducing Egg Collection, a collection of the world'sgreatest eggs delivered to your door. All of the eggs are packaged in acotton and and a marked with a small triangle of approval, hang on. Aren't these just ordinaryeggs you're wrong. These especial eggs sourced from particular spots on thesame poultry farm. Each egg comes with a small hand, drawntriangle: BEWARE OF FAKES! Each egg releases a memory stare at the tip ofeach one and open your mind. That's great! So it's basically someone selling yeah yeah. I love the each one releases. Amemory like it could be a fun like project on on Premier or something justhaving like the eggs laid out and then like a different, weird memory likepopping up like a ghost on top of each one like Bung, Bung, Bung, Bun, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good man, yeah yeah, likethis. It contains the memory of your first kiss yea. This one contains yourhigh school crush this one the atrocities of the far- and I thought I could just have aVietnam like guns and Shudge Yeah, and then it's you and you you, you cooking eggs and you just scramble themall together. You like this is going to be a real weird time for me, a yeah, that's good, taking a big bite of the eggs and youreyes go crazy. Just like a that's great man, that's real good yeah yeah, the! So that's all I got this week, myGod I got. Actually I got one other one. I don't know if it's yeave got a few.If you want to space them out. Okay, let's yeah! Let's give a good kit, we,let's get you let's get. You did I I I may have talked about this on aprevious one. I can't remember if I talked on the last one or it did, Italk about my therapist in sketch person going into therapy. I did allright. Yes, just looking at my list here, all right. Well, the other idea I hadis there's a lot of these. I advertisingsketches, which I think means we've...

...lost their age and become verypredictable, but this is another, the the fake product advertisement, but it's an ad for a product called theporno alarm, and so it's like in a in a share house environment that someonecomes in it's like. Are you sick and tired of when you're just millingaround the house? Doing whatever one of your housemates in the privacy of theirown room is watching a Pono? We hate that don't we fellows well, thanks tothe new revolutionary porno alarm, it'll be a thing of the past and thenas soon as anyone in the house is watching a pone. There's like thislight loud siren and flashing lights, and you were all over the house a justgoing like we, my at PA and then it's like you see the inside of someone'slike computer screen, and it's like the screen is just flashing with the Wood.Pervert is just going like. Where are far for like right in their face andthen the so then it's like this host person who is doing the Air I just satbanging on the door going. What the fuck are you watching in there? Whatare you doing get out here and then the person the person in the room comes outand they say what's happening. I was just watching avideo about lls they're like ah I'm glad you brought that up. You See.Human Sexuality is a complicated thing and there are things that some peoplemight find extremely attractive. That you and I couldn't even imagine, wouldbe sexual. That's why the Pono alarm will be triggered by anything that ahuman being could conceivably fount find the rousing, and so it's then thepoint of alarm goes off again. The persons like I was just checking myemail. What's going on he's like maybe checking your email is. What gets youoff? I don't know yeah. Are there any porno in the evil o? It's just got a holy, but onlineshopping orders he's like now. That's a re he's like too true mate yeah. I don't know where it goes fromthere. I was talking to a stalking to our friend j about it the other dayyou're saying. Maybe we could have a there's a new mobile APP for it calledPono alarm on the go and you hook it up to your brain and it's like this stops you from generating any mind, porno's and thenmind. Porno is trade marked like it's a thing, they've invented mind Polo Man, I love it. He still say porno,it's yeah, I feel like it's I say torn, but you you're, bringing back Poneron.I I think was my best friend's Dad. So I just think it's a really funnyword it's the best. I it's one of thosethings. I don't know you know something should have stoppedthing funny a million years ago, but I feel like it or house it's just like. If the Internet goes down or anythingit's like, do we need it back. We got a download a mega porno or something likethat. You just talk about yeah wanting to Danlon. We talked about this beforebut like the biggest corner, the craziest porno, just weird vague waysof describing what a Ponto could be. It's been funny to me for years andyears at this point and it's not slowing down the train stolon running,it's a real funny, running gag with Nana saying that, because she's got netflix now she goes nick. Some of those shows are too Steve and whenever I M in a public kind ofwhenever we all get together, I'm like Nana told me she was watching a pornoand everyone laughed like. I God, that's so fair, you know never neverstopped being old, but one on night, my brother and I were up watching TV andwe're just having a few beers, and then it goes. Do you want? If I watch someTV, I can't sleep you're, not watching a pone or anything. Are you sure I like? No? No, no, no!We're not watching a porno, I'm like over thirty years old,...

...my brother, we're not going to wait till all theadults are in bed, then watch a porno together. I think the saddest thingabout that is. We probably wait till adulterate bed them. We watching old S,violence yeah, which is kind of Satura yeah. Amazing amazing. I got here andmy other sketch idea was this. Be I've been watching a lot oflike more youtte comedy stuff? Just because I want to start putting myvideos out and want to get kind of a lie of the land of seeing how many morelike how many just real real short ones are,and I want to try and have that as a bit of a discipline, try and make somereally really to the point short little videos. So what you want to make one calledit's a it's. A New Sitcom called DRUCE'smoving in, and so it opens up with like like it'san ad for a old time. We Sitcom with like a nicee house with a fence andkind of opening sequence of a Sitcom kind of set up and the the announcer guy goes. They've already got the world's worstlife, but then Druse's moving in or what else could go wrong, and I walkinto this House with a big bag and I'm like good a guys. I'm moving in andthen there's like a you know the Sitcom like laugh, track noise, like I say,I'm moving in and then the Sitcom audience goes like boom and they're allgroaning and booing, and then I'll get one of my house mates to go fuck offdrusy and then that gets like a huge Sitcom laugh and chat like and then itcuts to just me watching TV, and this Sitcom is onthe TV and I'm like. Why is this funny? What's going on? I hate this show yeah, that's good! Being that's realgood! I've been finding I've, been I've been finding that sometimes, when I come up with an ideathat I'm trying to please someone else M or try to cater to some crowd but beinglockout for this much I just want to put stuff out now that just makes melaugh yeah totally. I feel that yeah. I think that's one of those things.That's that's really good, like fuck off dry. I remember man I was thinkingabout this is kind of not similar, but where we were going to write a sketchthat you should do one day. I think you wrote it was South African family, a in a yeah, the springs book Spring Bok, lockthe spring box last again, and then they all kill themselves or something.I don't remember that what is it they all kill themselves,because this yeah, I remember there was a worst SouthAfrican family or something I remember- maybe stew, Dolman had anongoing bit about. It was like a South African improve troop or something, butall the scenes were just like the worst tragedy imaginable would happen yeah and it was that was. I thoughtthat was funny but yeah, but I well maybe you're writingone for one of them or something like the all blacks lost. Again, like Oh fuck, I mean sorry to SpringBoks, sorry, they're all the same. If they're, not the Willeby, I'm trying toSur, I can't even tell a difference between the other teams searching mynotes to. If I got anything about the South African family, I hate that whenI think we've got so many sketches over the years when we were riding ourcapace show that I just his like. So many where I have just like a fivepercent memory of it, but no way of even getting close to what it is: Yeah, South African family or somethingI don't know what it was. But I remember it being A. I remember gettingthe stamp for this one yeah man, it's another Ad. Wewe got to stop Weka. We got to do a...

...challenge next week. No, I agreed noadd okay, so this one had sure it's hey, weaken warriors stuckinside, but need your thrills can't ride. A mountain bike drive afowl drive or drive a bull dozer through an off an I well for forty nine.Ninety nine we'll send an electric chair to your house. Turn it up alittle bit to just get your bum Chris, but don't worry, you won't die, butimagine if you did you get the Adrenalin rush of carrying fifty dildosacross a battlefield. Yeah, that's it! So it's electric chair that you yeah.Actually it's pretty, there's no batter ideas, but thenthere's man yeah. I wouldn't go too hard. I thinkthere's like some. I like saying Crisp Yeah. I thought youjust get a crispy. I was good like just having it a ten percent, just be likeloce electrocuted all day. It's like you see the gives you the thrill of dying with allwithout all that death. Do you live every day in isolation justgetting through your life? Not, but it's not till you talk to someone elseoutside of the House. Do you go? Oh maybe I am I like. Maybe I am crazy. Maybe this has taken its toll on me.You know yeah. I feel like I felt like that. A little bit likebefore. All of this happens, though, I feel like that was just in how I yeahlived life anyway. Man That I check in with people to keepyour Saturday yeah you go. I Miss Yeah Yeah, it's hard not to make it like.I've been an isolation for years yeah, but it's yeah to make it look that it'spretty good yeah. It's. I think I think I'm turning a corner, butalso I've got to get back into that work ethic and I think I've got tostart doing thirty or forty push ups before I go to bed again, I haven'tdone it for a week. I feel bad feel slip. Yeah feel sloppy. I feel all overthe place. You know yeah man, it's so it's interesting. Like yeah, I came inwith so much momentum. This second lock down like I was like all right m gonna.Do it m not gonna Waste, my God, Damn time where it's like yeah? Also, Ithink the other part of it is you've, got nothing but time to like ruminate on your lifestyle. Like you, you have so much time tothink about it. A little time like I think in normal life. You're not likedoing all this you're, not like this hyperdulia robotall the time, but because you've got other stuff happening, you don't youdon't spend like hours all day, thinking about it, so I think you gotto cut yourself a bit. I like it's so weird for me, men, because Idon't have any concentration skills. I don't have any. I can't I don't have any attention todetail, so I just go to set myself dead lines like things like this, that I'vegot to do each week and then I've got to do them because I'm letting you downI'm letting people down, if I don't put it out or whatever yeah and that's good, like those things aregood, but I'm doing like five of those and just kind of loosely doing thosethings, whereas the real work would be to justsit down and put all my energy into one thing yeah, but I enjoy doing these thingsand they always lead somewhere. They always do some cool thing or whatever,by the way guys. The group's going great I've got like twenty people inI've. I've started trying to put more stuff in there. That's unrelated tojust going O new episode up. If you...

...guys want to join it. Just join the FUNCATCHUPS Group on face book, I put a sketch in there the Jeff Bees OssAmazon, one from last. From last episode Jack, Did you think that comic neededany more o Ordini had the punch I put a sketch? I thought it was like. I thought it was. It could be. I don't think likestructurally in the jokes it needed more, but I thought the like. I thoughtit was funny enough that it was worth doing like a better like a better comicof like going through and putting it in photoshops nd, getting some propercolors and lines and stuff to make the most of it would be my only assessment really so that was it. You reckon Ishould just do a better, because I wasn't going to put that one out. Thatwas just a yeah catch, but you think that the yeah panel onepanel, so we're going to do a four panel comic Panaon is Mister Besos. Howdo you explain? AMAZONS employees, low wages, terrible working conditions, andhe says it could be worse. I mean imagine if they work in the actualAmazon panel. Three there's no officers there, not even shelter it grains oflight, not to mention mosquitoes and all types of dangerous animals plusAmazonian Trigan. The Amazon Ron, rain fores would be a terrible place to work,then has got the newspaper Besos for present yeah. So that's that's! Okay.You reckon that's all good, maybe maybe one line about those those paranas thatswim up your pe remember. We talked about that in the part. That's great! That's really funny, and then you knowthat kind of gets a few creatos in as well that, like a little yeah, exactlyyou gotta gotta give something for the Cretans bless, plus w piranas swimmingup me Dick he's pretty funny. It's such a it's one of those funny things you justhear about when you're a kid- and maybe it probably doesn't exist or or maybeone person thought it happened to them- or I don't know it's just one of thethings you hear once as a kid and then you just remember forever. Yes, if that's real yeah yeah, I'm not,I was about to go it's like that's gonna, it's going to haunt my dreams,probably yeah and I reckon piranas would exist inyour house. It's getting close here. You know you are four dudes forwardcrazy. Dear man, there's a Pirana that's going to get in her. That wouldbe so grim if I was the first non Amazon Guy to get Dick paraded just ina share house in vitro this Sarous, we didn't clean thebathroom for so long. A Corona actually swimming to my Dick Hahahaha is great man. That is, it isso funny. I think I think this is just. I thoughtthat only happened to the air, a damn itevery good in the Amazon. They alsohave this river, where the fresh water meets the the river like the fresh water, meet the otherwater, the Salt, water or the sea water, so water, and apparently it flows together, but there's a distinct line that youcan see between the fresh water and the saltwater. They don't Yak for a bit yeah. He likethat's, that's our bars like that started happening. Just getting all these Amazon Amazon seemed yeah. I Asin symptoms of Bein yeah like itbecomes. You know you know like Robin Williams in Jumanos. He getstransported into that jungle world for like twenty years, and he comes out.It's like after lock down, people are like Jesus Christ. What what happened?Did you guys find that your man g...

...haunted board game and get transportedto a jungle world? Really? Just I don't know, I just lost this cleaningroutine, a little bit, yeah yeah, just the roster. We fivepeople were away and people didn't feel in for other people and then the roster was burnt. That's I like the idea that we thinkit's a. We think this isn't out of the ordinary.We think this is just part of like coved and lock down like a relatablething for everyone. Everyone's like Oh may, lock down was so crazy. You're,always checking the news to see the new cases and you know, stand inside allday and you're like yeah. Tell me about it. I piranas swim up your piece andget in your Dick hated it man, Yeah Yeah, get a Dan Andrews,you'd, better, get it together, because I'm sick of these paranas eating myDick Every day, blood on your hands mate. That's so good ye! Just like everyoneelse was talking about yeah man. It was real. Weird, like it gave me a lot oftime to think and you're like yeah yeah. Did you do that thing where you flush,while you pissed o the pros man? That was the hardest part of covedfor me. Sometimes I forgot and for sometimes I'd pour a kettle full of boiling water in thetoilet before I pissed to try and kill them first, but it just made him angry.You know so crazy times crazy times. I don't know whether you've had to makean incision in your dix with a stake knife from malty, but I have- andI tell you what Dan Indre is biting- that's so good! That's! This is thefirst good Dick to usually it's out of bands fir nearCaperin Dru. We we don't. We don't kind of go to that kind of thing, eventhough it is funny, it's always funny yeah, but you got to introduce likepiranas or something else into it. Then it's then it becomes like silly again yeah. That's IT Yeah! That's true man!That's true! I love it in our team, America. I couldn't. I could I justlove that seem her he's like you better stay away from me. You fucking actor,otherwise I'll draw a holes in your Dick, so you're pissing all differentdirections. Like a man. That's just that's my condidit, a joke that totally doesn't make senseand takes too long. Now you now I mean Capaci yeah man. I was I've, been thinkingabout a bit of stuff, but really that's. That's all my ideas for yeah the bits Igot. To be honest. I don't care I've been just writing nonsensical stuff.Like you know, actually this is pretty goodnow this isn't good. But it's funny to me it's funny to me, so I thought this could be a comicstrip or a sketch right. So a man walks into his house. Okay, his wife says honey. There's somethingI need to tell you: We've been together for a long time and we've been througha lot together, but there's something I got to show you. She then takes out a knife and she cuts into a forearm the waythat Arni does interminated to like cuts around their arm and then pulls the skin of her arm to reveal like amechanical robot arm. Then she uses that arm to get abusiness card and the business card says I want a divorce and then the man turns to the cameraand he goes well. That was elaborate. Yeah! That's great! Do you reckon Ishould wait till I have five thousand...

...dollars to film. This is, but youreckon I could I could do it in. I suppose what I could do man. I could doit in comic form, if I do, if I just get screen shots of that scene and replace Arni with a woman yeah likedraw over yeah yeah, that would be good, yeah, that's really funny, like yeah and the man being pretty coolabout it. At the end like Oh, I didn't see that coming like. I think that I wanted to do something like she takesthe glove off and it's written on the skeleton. I want a divorce like itengraved in the middle, but I think that's too hard to get across. I thinka business. Do you think if she just a business code, is so funny because thatmeans she went and got business cards printed, yeah, yeah yeah, I just I love those fucking. I just like. I don't care. If thatdoesn't reach you out to anybody, I will sit back and I will, if I everhad the money, I would make that skit and I would just re watch that and conny yeah you get enough money, you can contact Hollywood and get them to makea version of cone where they edit in stuff like that yeah. It's like get a movie I like, butedit in just other shit, that I like please yeah yeah man there, the flying at a masked theme,the plane, the whole time yeah agreen, tinge that a purple tophat on top yeah yeah, that's so good it'd, be funny inthe end before John Malkeh gets killed by a what is it like? A like an oilsteve so funny it's in the middle, so funny it's a it's the best like a t,enormous mechanized, like drill pump thing thatjust is slamming the ground as hard as like, with just this impossible force,but for no no reason if they're in the center of Las Vegas, it's not attachedto any thing in the middle of Las Vegas they're, not in like the oil fields ora construction site, or anything there's just inexplicably. This, likemachine that could only have been designed to crush the skulls of supervillains and John malgamite happens to slide right underneath it right as it'sdoing its big lamp. It's so good. A rock crush in Las Vegas operating at around me random throughout thenight. After a plain is rest, so this this plane, this large plane full ofprisoners, has crashed in the Las Vegas and the foreman who is operating. Theright crusher looks at all of his workers and goes well. What are youlooking at? Get Back to work? We've got to get these rocks crossed inthe middle of Las Vegas before Sunday, as maybe this is a bit hackey. I feel likeon the surface. It's kind of a hackey premise that, like you know, you wouldbe seen done and like a boring, a Stran sketch show kindof format if it was around at the time, but bear with me, I feel, is a funnyidea that you could make interesting or something where it's like. It's likethe new budget airline or something, but they it's like the only way they can getflights cheaper than tiger, as if you have to board on on a CONARTY situationwhere it's like it's like yeah, you can get to Darwin. For thirty, nine bucksreturn the only catches you have to sit...

...next to the world's most deadlycriminals, both ways yeah yeah. They almost certainly break out yeah conner, and you, like I got this shitbeat out of me. Someone bit me on the cheek. I can't walk for then for next month atlast, but Melvin to Sydney twenty four bucks. What are you going to tell you yeah yeah? I got shot. I don't know if you've been shanked inthe air but I'll appreciate this the goal coast so yeah, that's great man, that's so good!A man there's a there's. A documentary onNetfo, a friend Mike Gold Team, put me on to called Operation Odessa, Oh yeah.I you got to watch it. You got to watch it man, it's good it. Could you knowwhy is it I'm only recommending it to you, Yep me and me, and the fans due tothe fact that there's a dude, a Ukranian dude in it called Tarzan? YeahI mean that is Tarzan. That's all I'm saying it's a great documentary of how yeah they tried to sell asubmarine to Colaba Drunk Lords and it's FANTASCA's, that's how they shoulddo movie. Trailers movie trailers are all exactly the same like the music andediting is all identical if they just had the direct or come out and be like.Listen we're not showing you any footage, but there's a there's. AUkrainian man whose names tisan I'd be like all right, I'm in come on man did you find that was weird thatyeah did you find. It was weird that, because you- and I both agree thatmovie trailers go too long now like their way to yeah and for the ship movies, I'll put allthe good bits in and you're like yeah, I don't I've seen it. I've seen it but J J Abrahams, I don't know if youlisten to the episode where cooner an talks to jj a yep and he's like yeah. I don't know whythey do that yeah and you're, like man, you put all of this fucking work intothis movie like, wouldn't you have any say or just say,don't put so much shit and a fucking straike you can you can you can makethese really great movies? Why don't they just get you to do thetrailer pay? You an extra ten mill to do that or something I don't know whatthey saying, that it was that he'd done such a good job of the trailer for whatis it like clover field, where it's all mysterious and yeah a you know whathappens? Yeah Yeah. I remember I don't know if youremember this man, you might have been too young at the time, but the it wasso cool, but they had to stop at Dudo September eleven, but the trailer for the first Spidermanwith Toby McGuire. I didn't have anything from the movie. It just hadthis movie of these bank robbers, robbing a bank and then they get in a helicopter and the the helicopters cruising through the air. But then the rodestarts fucking up and just Gongal Shit and they're like what's wrong, then thehello copter become stuck ah and then it zoom it zoomed out andthe helicopter was stuck between the tin twin towers due to a spider web and then said spider man to you knowcoming out in May, and you just like I fuck I would have bought a ticketthere. Yeah, that's sick, I would have bought a ticket are and then I was likeI was. I think I had an erection they...

...should. It was crat wish they kept itin, but like added their kind of like damage, control, apology at theend like it's called in the web and then they like spit a man. Just look.We already cut the trailer. So sorry if this isn't sensitive, but you know it'slike it was the world preses been there for a long time. It's an iconic thingand you know you know it's in. I was in New York, so it's still going to be agood movie. So don't don't worry too much about this because you knowimagine if it was there. That's the kind of I mean you know: Spider manisn't real anyway, so you know I mean that it's going to. You can have afictional world where the twenty hours of the Opinin spite of man exists. Sothat's that's fine. That can be cannon. I guess so. Don't even worry about it.Guys Yeah Yeah in this world, the Ashwicke didn't even have not even apart. OID, nothing happened just by Tom, just New York, petty crimeand Spider Man, care of that man. It's good the advertising executive andthey're like listen. The budget on this is already blown out. We don't want tomake this and he goes trust me. This will put clum seat. This advert theonly way that this can go wrong is if something bad happens to the twintowers and between you and me Frank. I don'tthink that's Gointo God! Oh we got to check out that we'll putit in the group that advertisement, it's so I'll put it in there to Miroremind me man will put because it's got to be on that. That would have to bethe most conflicting emotion. You could feel if you were the guy who made thatad and you watch the like nine eleven happen and you're like you'd, have theinitial just a shock and the horror of everything that was happening and thenmaybe a few hours later. You just be like a fuck, the spider man Ad God,Damn it yea come something else: Jesus Christ, yes, he's thinking of other buildings likewhat, if they go past the Statue of Liberty and there's like a web betweenthat and the Golden Game S, the Golden get bridge, that's a different! That'sa big web yeah! They like the webs to it,wouldn't work, fuck, fucking Twin Towers. He starts to because he turnsto a run in the boardroom. He goes. You know what this September eleven thinghas really pissed me off. Every everyone agrees with them, ofcourse, they're like yeah yeah differently right, because it'ssomebody Pol died and it's horrible. It's like well yeah. Yes, that is true.But in addition to that, I spent a lot of time like it is ad this a spider manwith toby McGuire, and he he enlists in the Marines to gofight in the Middle East and then his in a Fox hole with all his buddies andthey're like time to get some American get some justice. American style yeahright fellers, and he like yeah, tell me about it. Boys get some justice forthis spider man, trailer that I spent two weeks, editing that never got toair and they're like what it's like. Well, don't worry about it, we're allhere for the same reason and that's what matters he's got like: Osama Bin Laden and heside ten years ten years have been trainedfor this now. It's time to end your story boardfor good. The other snipers are all looking at it, a like yeah. What why are you in my family were in the tower at the time,and you know my cousin was a fire fighter.Why are you in he's? Wasn't a marketing team of Spider ManYea? Then the guy goes whoa. Now you are one angry on don't give this guy a gatling gonnatell you that he is angry because it's like he's like. Why are you here andhe's like? Did you ever see the first...

...spider men movie at the cinema and theguys like? No, no, I never did that and he, like Lords, is Goin to go. That'swhy I I'm here Yeah Yeah Yeah! I was going to go, see it,but then I took that great trailer. I love that first rather, you know, butthen I kind of lost the momentum if they had only made another greattrailer or just care same one running to be on a stone, moving grand or BatBatman gun anyway, but but why don't they make more trailerslike that man? Why don't like? What is advertising people are so crazy, like how many bad COFA's have you seenlike it so terrible yeah. So I've sure we'vetalked about this so many times. It's so strange that, like they want ads toget funny but refuse to get anyone who's professionally funny to make themit's so strange it it's like. If I wanted to make something- and I wanteda song in it- it's like all right, so I need a song. So I'll get a I'll get someone who went to universityto study advertising. I guess they know how to make a song like it. It's thatsame logic. It's like no get a musician, get a like it's it's so bizarre and that's whatI've been loving about. PODCAST. Actually is I've been listening to youlately and it's just cool because you got like you listen to podcast and it'sjust got like like a lot of podcast. Now advertising these, you probablyheard like fucking, pube trimmers like Manscapes, yeah and you're, like they're, just likeokay, just mention these facts, rip on it. How you want you know like Cano, Brian, like Miller,beer and stuff, give him, and he just rifts on it. Just saying: Yeah Fuck, Idon't know fucking yeah I'll, just read this at out. People still buy it. Theygot respect for the ad there like yeah and the company. The company looks coolfor letting them do what they want. Like it's a double. It's such a win forthe companies, just letting the COMEDIANS have free rein, yeah man, one of my friends, told me itthis real, controlled environment thing like it's, because so many people losemoney once they find out that it's an absolute fucking shit show yeah, ok, yeah yeah man. Well, I guess we'dbetter go soon yeah! This has been a fun catch up, sir great a sea. Oh, I mean it's so good to see you sogood to see your face to go to exchange ideas. Yeah. What do you know where weare at with the lock down? I don't want to think about it myself. Suppose.Thirteen, I think, is how September four is when I think whenstays four ends, but then we're still in lockout at least September for yeahright, but man I watched, I don't know ifyou're in a if you're, in a very slow movie way of thinking or whatever I itgoes for an hour and a half, but I watched a movie for MelbourneInternational, sorry, man, I watch a move for international film MelbourneInternational Film Festival called Atlantis Yeah. I've been getting thethe emails for those that sounds cool and and yeah very slow, but all the shots are locked off. So just got these ten minute shots of just kind of like I like a photograph,but people moving within that photograph. That's cool, yeah yeah, so it's really really goodman. It just shows, but it very slow, there's some bits where I was like comeon, but then once you get to the end of the scene, you kind of like have this many orgasm, because thescene is finished yet and he kind of like there was only oneteam rom like that was a piece steak yeah to. But it's real funny man, because, likethese art house movies or whatever, are seen as these genius things, but theyuse everything a movie shouldn't use. People were like yeah, he got realUkrainian workers, not actors to do it...

...and he just locks off the shot like there's a few zoomin here andthere. But you're like this is amateur film making at its best yeah. But like it, that's a thing. That'sthat's! Their genius is to make this make these basic things look good andthey don't need the smoke in the mirrors yeah. I should. I will check that out. Yeah, I'm thinkingwith net flix and boredom I'm just I'm only watching kind of pretty pretty cheap garbage at themoment, like I haven't seen anything like where you dig in and look forsomething that's kind of unique and and risks being bad. You know I mean I'mnot taking any risks, so I should check that out. Yea You got some stuff. LikeI don't know, net flix is so weird now, because you got things like what thatAdam Sandon one that came out what was it called the wrong missy? No, the what's what's the wrong missy,it was all right that was the David. Spade movie, that was like AdamSander's movie company made are really yeah, it's just anotherone of those like him and his boys have fun in Hawaii andno raison movies great. Is it fuck? It's pretty fucked yeah, it's the onlyone of those that I've seen in a long time, but but what's the what's the good onewithout n I'm cut Jo, I got Jim, so you got stuff like thaton Neflis, but then lately, oh well, not lately, but net flix will just putout something for the brose yeah like I'll. Just go all right. What's thatone that Chris tims worth one that came outyeah that action one and then then we watch project power on Saturday. I sawthat and I didn't even want to watch it. I was like please, I don't want towatch this, but it's always got one good action scene in it like the onewhere the girls in the tank thing. That was a pretty cool actions yeah, but then every then the rest of is justdog shit like it's like the Meccan Peter or of fucking yeah. That's what it is like movies,like they just pump. You just feeling in time. Basically, but you can't say that kind of likethey're bad, but you can't say they're terrible. You just like. Well, it'sNetlik filling in time, yeah, it's new! I feellike good Jamie Fox I or watching it with people, and you can kind of riffand joke around with it and stuff. Then you C N sort of justify it, but it'slike if you're just watching it by yourself you've kind of got that in theback of your head, like what am I doing? What is this? It's it's sadder thanwatching a Pono, really yeah man. Oh It's good! It's been goodto see you bro Yeah, all right. I better go down and have some dinner,but thank you so much yea. This has been a great fun catch up once againguys get in the getting in the face book group. Also on our tunes. You cangive us a review. We've got. We've got ten reviews so far, Jes, Oh really well,but no! No comments! NO ONE'S COMING! No one said: Hey Buddy! This reallyspoke to me or anything P, probably hasn't spoken to anyone really yeah, but yeah. If you could leave a reviewthat would be great. Yeah would be awesome if you believe that otherpeople should know about this podcast, but till then just let's keep it Veya. That was our choice to keep a V up. Ishould make this the first podcast to go up on only fans. I think that'll be good yeah on the real fan, there's nothing sexualabout it. It's just the medium we've chosen. I want to do that now: Let's not havepatro. If this you know, if we have, if people want to pay money, give us money,we will put it on only if yeah, that's a really good idea. I, as that is fucking all right all right manwell, anyway, I'll catch. You see yeah all right right. So let a man see I.

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