Sounder SIGN UP FOR FREE
Fun Catch Ups
Fun Catch Ups

Episode · 1 year ago

Rapping Plant

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Jack and Cap once again explore the idea chamber deeper than before. Reaching depths of the mariana trench. Rapping plants, tubes and outlawed breeds of cat are discussed plus Jack tries to solve the mystery of why his newsletter is so popular. Give us a review or rating on itunes if you feel like it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A The podcast fans deal of friendships,but also humor well, you've come to the right place, it's time for fun, Tattas,that's right: Fun, catchups, Oh yeah, fun as yeah, we're both rolling. Are yourolling or what else are you doing? Are you tumbling? Who Cares? Let's not becoming for a fun or rolling. Are You Robin? Are you? Are you LYMP is cuitRollin or are you just rolling in general? I'd be good as a a a new teenslang. If you, if there's any teams listening to this, you want to kick offa new slang for, like I don't know, partying or doing drugs or whatever.Just like Hey, dude, you're rolling, you rolling. Are you ron because I'mRollin I'm ready to roll? I remember there was a bloke at schoolwho would say it, let's like let's make like Tom and cruise pretty I'll, always remember. Thatsaying. Was this like a really cool kid or like a kid who got that shit kickedout of him or like no, it was pretty cool kid, yea yea. He said it in anironic way, but then it was kind of. I don't know: Twenty years later, I'mstill loving, yeah one, because just it's so open ended just tomake like Tom. When you said that I was like Jesus Christ. This could goanywhere, there's so many oft. You know it's us, you say like make like a treeor whatever. Then it's like all right. What do we got? Lef branch stickprobably going to be leave, I guess, but make like it's. This could beanything imagine saying make like Tom and gleason. I you know when you gleason, I'm glisson tonight, baby e, H, glasanief something a slug would dolike yeah, listen like on a leaf or something like that. I don't know yeah it's like glistening, but also a lotlike grazier and slipperier yeah. I'm glazing, O yeah like this like whenthe sun catches crude oil in the morning. That's glaciated. I think youall the listeners for tuning into another fun catchups to podcast everyweek with Jack Druce and I catch up catch up exchange. Your ideas on ideas for ideas were talking about before yougot on Jack that somehow your newsletter has blown up you send out.Is it it's weekly right? I've read the last few week yeah. I know that's allright. I didn't Frien, I didn't do it for a few weeks, but normally at leastsince coved and everything I've been aiming to do it once a week and yeahit's interesting. It's fun. It's often not that funny. It's more just likesort of writing blog exercise, thing that I enjoy doing and it's always justkind of ticked along. You know I get a few subscribers here and there andusually people, I know or people related to people. I know- or you knowfriend like just how normal level of growth and then mysteriously overnightthe subscription has doubled through people in like America and the UK andstuff it's blown up. It's got like have more news. Let us subscribers now thanI have people who, like my face book page, and I have no idea why, because Ihadn't posted the link on line or anything. So it's yeah and I'm justlike it's all I do now is just check the just refresh the page, just to seethat the names rolling in t see how man get addictive yeah. It's no good whensomething when something blows up. It's so crazy man. I've been talking aboutthis lately a fair bit because I've been watching chef's table. Oh Yeah, you know you got the the the BuddhaLady. Did you watch the one with the budely? Is this the recent barbecueones? No! No. This was before that. Okay,then, I might not. I O Mer. I realized, I missed a whole season, yeah or maybetwo seasons, but there's one where it's got this bude lady and she said youmust cook without ego. You must she said I was making these meals, but Iwas cooking with ego. What would I get from them and she's? I've got a doesn'tmatter. If it takes me an hour to peel the table, a man peal, the potato. I'vegot a I've got a feel. I've got to do it in aspiritual way, a way which flows yeah way. That is perfect. For me, and you're like a man like anything, I do is for show yeah isto get the recognition recognition of somebody. It's so interesting likebecause I agree with that with that sentiment completely, but I think youalso have to get to a certain level of success before you're allowed to starttalking like that t like, if you were...

...at a yeah if you're her restaurant wasnot doing well and she like owed a lot of people, money and our family wasreally upset with her and she's like it's about how I feel when I feel thepotato, it's like Jesus Christ, you got to sell some potatoes, a sap, yeah yeah. If Yeah Yeah, if your top dog,then you get to care about how you feel about the potato, yeah yeah, I think so man yeah it'sit's pretty crazy, like you, never know how it's going to go or anything likethat, but you know you never assured, but what itdid assure me is people. I think you want recognition and allthat, but the thing that in two of the new episodes, the two new barbecue ones,there was this Spanish guy who did barbecuing. He didn't want to win aMichelin Star. He hated Michelin. I watched it last night. I thought it wascool yeah that was so cool so that guy he's the real hero. Man, I don't knowwhat it is. I have not eaten mates in, like nearly I don't know, twelve or thirteen yearsnow. I think- and I'm still I'm crazy about watching the chef's table,barbecue series, it's just all like slow, grilling meat on fire and stuff.I know what it doesn't make me want to eat meat, but I'll. If you're going todo a slow cook, a whole pig or something I'll look at it. Look at itall day. Yeah Man Yeah we're talking with herwe've been having beers with over the fence with the neighbors, oh yeah, andI think they restored the lame way the council bet out the back of our place.So I think we're going to have a buddy real big pig cook up. You know a realyeah yeah, but man t s, that's what's so cool is the these people were just dedicated to onething: they just did it something like that that Old Ladydidn't get famous till she was like eighty five yeah but she's in her primenow and she's cooking better than ever. If you see any band or any actor, theyfade into obscurity by eighty Oh obscure, then, and then music isn'tgood anymore. But hers is like it's perfect. It's beautiful yeah! It'samazing and it's like I don't know how they my other theory, that, with food and with cooking, it's likethere's a there's, a threshold to actual skill and quality of the foodthat you get to and anything above that it's like it's I feel like. If they'reteaching you food, you get to a certain level and they're all right. That's themaximum of actual practical stuff! Well, tell you, and from here out it's justlike you just have to speak as Romantically as possible about the food.That's what makes you get to your next level, because it's just the people who they it there. So poetic and everything theytalk about it, it's like everything's, a dance and a marriage, and the flavorsthat had it's like makes it sound like the most incredible thing on us likethere was, there was the one guy I saw on it, who is just such a good story, teller, andhe was talking about the first time he did his his barbecue outside of his ownrestaurant and needed this special guest appearance, and he was like. Iwas terrified there're. All these really important people there and myhands are shaken. I'm thinking there's no way. This is going to work, so I froze- and I thought maybe I could justget away with it. I did this real hail Mary and I just fight up the grill andfight up the barbecue pit and got it going and you know somehow it it turnedout. Just fine people loved it and it made it seem like it was this real likeon the knife edge. Is this going to work is not going to work thing and Iwas so invested in it, and then it's like it finished is like Jesus Christ.Of course it works. It's all you do every day is barbecue, and then youjust have you had to do it once in a different location, and then that'slike this massive story that I mean to a Estein like, Oh man, he did the thinghe does every day somewhere slightly different. Can you believe it? Itworked? I think everyone has to watch at leastone episode of chefs table just to see the brilliant film making in it theslow motion, shots and the music that goes with it, and I even watched aRussian one last night and I had to I went full shifts table Ned. I was likeokay. Is there a different editor on this one because it seems to be editedfast and it's got a different style man, but it's all by one guides by the guywho made that here, hero dreams of Sushi, all right that makes so muchsense, yeah yeah. So it's that guy he makes shiftstable Man. I had anes. I want to give every film or once over with this guy yeah, it's perfect. It's like you can getanything it's it's like the best show to just have on in the background,because you can be doing your work, you can be talking to someone and just likegently in the background. It's like psychopaths talking about food whilethere's like gentle shots of the ocean and stuff. It's it's the fact, thegreatest yeah man, it's I it's! I don't know Iwas I've, been trying to work on a film...

...with a made at the moment, and I waslike it's so hard not to just say to him. I want this chef's table shot at this point. You know o yeah, yeah,that's to say way this into ideas. That reminded me. I had a stand up ideaforever ago that I kind of stopped pursuing that. I could maybe try andrevamp or something I don't know but like that, guy that, what's it called the zero dreamsof Sushi documentary. There's, like a he's so passionate about the Sushi thatthere's one guy in his restaurant to his whole job is to massage the octopus,while it's still alive, and then they killed the octopus and then it goes inthe Sushi. But it's all he like just gets in hold out of the kitchen, justmassaging this octopus and it's like, I just feel like that's the funniest jobto have because, like he's basically outranked by anoctopus, you know I mean like he has a job where an octopus is at higherstatus than him. Yes, yeah yeah, and it's like, I guess it's a good job as a to set yourself up as being a chef, butit's also like really the worst job to set yourself up. As someone who doesmessages like you can't you can't stay away from octopus message to humanmessage. I think like no, no humans going to trust you. If your onlymessage experiences on octopuses yeah, I I used to love that joke man when youdid it because you were like you use the word subservient to the octopus, which is sometimes you just amaze mewith with words and things because you're so well read yet you're, justdisleek, so that that was really funny to me that you sometimes you're the oneof the greatest words smiths. I know yet you can't spell them right or yeah, it's the secret, but man that was theworst thing ever as well was our friendship. You know US writing together all thetime and me not registering at all that you were disleks. You were hilariously bad, Speller, yeah and mepointing those mistakes out to you all the time yeah and make a bit. I look at this Jack.This is so funny you and look at his handwriting. It's horrible Tis! Justlook at this absolute plan. EAGON, the dumbest Guy I've ever met, considering you have better a bettervocabulary than me, a better way of you're better at communicating you'rebetter in it or basically, all of those aspects me to see you, as is complete dumbo.The card write problem, give me too much credit, but it's likeI do feel like it's. You get kind of A. I do think you compensate a bit likewhen you're at school or whatever, like you look, because just on paper, youlook so dumb, so you got to just start. chucking checking some big words intothe mix when you speak just to like yeah, keep ever on guessing keep him onthe toe yeah yeah man yeah. So what ideas have you got this week?Money? What ideas hit me all right? Well, I got hit me building up a prettybig list on this thing, so it's good. I just got a big big document for ideasfor the part, but I got a right t. Last time talked about that talk about that. This is the first one I've written down.I this could be the worst idea. I've ever had, or it could be good- I don'tknow, but it's I think it was. You know in the tryingto brainstorm, and you just think or the first word you can think of it's a series of interviews where Italk to people about where they wore when they had the firstcrab gas, and I don't, I think it ever becomes clearwhat a crab asm is. I the interviewer think that a crab gasis when you see a crab, that's so good. Itforces you to pass out, but, but now an I'm talking to wouldknow that, so it's just them getting really confused and upset with me as Itry and explain to them. What I think a crab gas is it's just kind of like manin the street interview kind of thing: Yeah, that's great men and eachinterview starts off so about four or five people. You're interviewing you golike. Oh Four. Maybe I think- and there just goes thenext one like to yeah. I guess, and then someone elsesaid it forty yeah, then all those all those interviews keep getting repeatedwith people asking more and more questions. What a crab gas actually is.You know just your first clots m: where will you when it happened? I guess it was like yeah, so is it involve crab yeahbecause I've had one of them yeah? The...

...first time I ate a crab is like no, notthe crab gas. I like it's this. Is it a video of a crab? It could be good, be okay, all right, yeah, that's great man yeah! I I don't knowsome of the some schedules like that are just so funny to me, like I wouldould just share that straight away. I would just be into that. I would youI'd. Watch it like twice in a row. I reckon it would get like. Maybe fiveviews or something yeah. At least you made it for us yeah there's a few ideas, like kind of Ilook at like some youtte people and stuff, and I see that they've likegotten to a level where they can post something like that, and it goes greatbecause there's like a built in trust that the man, God Stuf, but I alwaysalways think like a man if your first video was crab gas, that would be thebe an I'll feel bad yeah. I always think about the comedian, Charlie Ye, who I really loveshe did. I saw it first live because she did a show in Edinburgh one of theyears I went to Edinburgh. It was like she just played some videos during herfestival show, but it's on you tube as well as she did a sketch, where it'slike, there's just kind of this fun music init and she's like in New York City, doing like that kind of man on thestreet box pop like interviews with people, but she just goes and puts somemike up to the mouth, and just has this really big smile and never saysanything and never asks anything and the cameras just looks at her and thenlooks over to them and they're kind of like shrugging and looking at her, andit's like just back and forth, and they kind of like they're, really happy andshe's like such a positive energy. But just no one knows what to do or what'shappening, and it goes for like ages. It's it's one of those like thingswhere it's like. It's a very funny comedy sketch, but it's just like. Idon't know it's just art. It's like! Oh. I want to make like just weird stufflike that yeah yeah. All that would be so good, yeah crabgas M. I don't know how to I wonder, because you know you need sometimes anunderlying kind of subject in this like have. I had my first crab Gazim, I don't know like. Maybe I guess I guess my first orgasm was I was you know I was in a playgroundand he just stops there or something like that or a yeah yeah, not in a playground. Maybe like I wasin a I was in a I was in a confectionary store or yeah or in the sloppy thing near theseven eleven, and everyone says that at the end of it waver, one asked for a slippy at theend I elth yeah is we and the lying thing yeah or one of the people is like?Oh the first time I had sex with a crap yeah Ye. So I was there like, no god nanny yea, on make this blue just aCrapham, just a crab asm. This is science. It'sa scientific documentary, yeah, that's great man. That's so good! I thought of this man. I don't knowwhether you're. I think this will work and I think it'sanother thing. Who's just be, the execution would need to be anabsolute Banger, but it's a it's just an ad for tubesYep. So it's just got like different types of tubes up on a screen, and it just got like tubes are a partof life, tired tubes, philopene, toilet roll tubing. You tube tubes are a partof life. Telescopic tubing tubes carrying liquids tubes carrying solidstubes, carrying information tubes are everywhere. So if you see a tube hardworking out, there give them a thumbs up support your local tube and then it would just have a song atthe end of would go chew. Tube to Chuchu chip, TUB TUB TUB to Chub, ChubTub, Cub Tub Tub Tub Tub tube. That's great! That's one of thoseperfect like perfect words where it's such a funnyword, but you s so normal you just take it for granted. I had I had a an ongoing joke at my old work.I think that we would just always talk about how how we're made of tubes andno one talks about that enough, like we're just made a tubes, if we got towake up, people got to realize we just made it tubes we're talking about us. I can be otherpodcast or propone hacks,...

...where Mike Goldstein bought up the thething that Al Gor once said. He said that he invented the internet orsomething, and then someone asked him what the Internet is, and he said it'sa series of tubes man. I love the idea that there's no,you always hear about it's like the Edison versus tester or the differentcompetitive, like races to technology or the space race or whatever. If therewas like the Internet versus the Algo Internet, and they were all just to seewhich one was going to take off- and there was the Internet that we all havetoday and then there was the Algor Internet. That was like just a bighouse full of tubes and you would put like, but a paper document in one side of thetube and like blow on it and shoot it to the other side of the room yeah. What's the not digital? What's theother one analogue, the algos analog Internet yeah, I goes to fish in to down home countrystyle, Internet yeah, the. What is it? What's something that's tangible youfeel with like a I forget like if, when people say, tactile tactile, yeah,that's it or go is tactile information son! Finally, an Internet you can hold likeyour own child is something like something like that would be funny atthe end of crab gas and people always ending it with did you know Al Gorinverted. The Internet can find these crab GAMS on the UnitYeah Gore in red of the Internet. It's just got the the interviewer just slamming down he'smark on. You know like, and the camera shoots back to him and he's likewhatever one just shut the fuck up about algous about alcohol about me andcrab gisms and truth. We should just make some very selves meyeah, that's a very our brains combined sketchesinterviewing people about the first crab gas and they only talk about Algoland the interviewer gets increasingly angry about it. Yeah I've had enough this AL got.Everyone was talking about Al Goral. The time when did you have your first Crab Gism?Well, I was watching the episode of Future Amo where he algol guest stars,and I, like God, Damn it. That is not the there's shot up about algol.There's no crabs in that episode. Not No that's a crazy time to have yourfirst crab gas, a zougs in it. Who cares not a crab, so Berg, it's not up for the final timein this show Sidbar crap. If you had an orgasm related as a wood bug, becal eZober, Gas God, I love Zober Man, just even he'seven saying his name or yeah. I Gem yeah man, I feel like Zober, was myfavorite comedian from the age of like fifteen to nineteen I would say yeah.That was when I knew about comedy and like stand up Ye, so I was still likean Bein Zober. I think you- and I have discussed thison the podcast before but, like I don't know, I think part of things being real funny is in the nameof a character. Yeah, like you know, like principal skinners, arch nonymous, is,is principal Caho Tech Yeah, which is just hilarious to me, yeah, so good. I do think that's whatmade I mean, there's so many things that make those shows so good, but like just that extra flashing out ofbackground characters that, like there's background characters wherethere doesn't there doesn't need to be anything about them. They don't have tohave any characteristics. They've got like one line and it doesn't matter,but they'll have like a crazy over the top boy. So, like and they'll have likea weird, you know like the guy, like the big tall man is in the little carwho's like what's so funny about the size of my automobile, like that thatman doesn't need to be funny or doesn't need to exist is, but he does, and it'slike the bit that everyone remembers from the episode. Yeah automobile is agreat word Yeah. I have to put that somewhere into something...

...no well. I love the. I love the Tube Song. I know what Icould Um what I can add to that other than just try to think of as many tubes as I canfor it. It's hard it's hard, adding to something. That's totally non,formulate yeah has no where as no reason or purposewhatsoever. Well, if you just talk about real end or no beginning, we just talk about some trobes thatcould exist. You know, if you just like imagine a tube that went straight tothe sun. That's some hot stuff, yeah, that's what hot tube a yeah t see. That's you've actually madeit ten tons. Thank Yah I'm going to write that downall right, that's excellent! What else have I got here? This came out of. I was actuallylooking through some very old notes of some stuff. We were riding in the pastand there was a thing that there was a sketch we had a while ago. That wasabout a. It was just about an a strained, punkrock band, and it would be like a little mini episode about this astrainpunk rock band. That kind of just grew out and how, where that was real, weirdit wasn't this. He never really a premise. It was kind of just a funnymocum nary thing, but there was one part in that that made me laugh, and Itried to expand out on it. But basically it's like a D, be like a documentary on so iconic punk rock star or something,and it's basically they're talking about thehistory of where this great punk rock song came from, and it's the the guyand he's like yeah yeah I came out. I was originally inspired by a saw, a banks picture of a rat in a suit,and I thought maybe Parliament House should be a house for rats. You know,so that's what inspired the song and then it's like footage of the song andhe's a little grungy and stuff he's like palm. How should be a house forrats and then, as the song goes on, it's like stops, it stops being aboutanything political or to do with politicians or corruption, and it justbecomes all about what what setting you need for a nicenice enclosure for rats and rot what rats like. So. This is grungy music,underneath his like they're, very curious to need stimulation. The cageshould include hammocks or running wheels, tunnels or small toys, they'llchew up any items that aren't chew, proof or safe to chew. Unlike mice,rats of very clean Dell groom themselves similar to cats, they can betrained to use a litter box even do tricks, and then it's like cuts to likelittle like music experts and stuff andthey're like yeah yeah. To be honest, it it did start offas a anti government rat anti government song that very quicklyturned into a pro rat anthem and hey. That's all I got for that, but I like the idea of it just starting offlike a big taking down the government thingand just adding in more and more rat facts about. What's a good situationfor rats to live in yeah yeah, it's great man, that's so goodyeah rats. A lot of people regard the rat as apest, but they are actually a very good pet. I mean some rats. Yeah they're,like people they've got bad intentions. They have a bad background. Thereforethey steal and cheat and are quite smelly, but there are also nice rats. Imean not saying that. Doesn't it doesn't matter the background you comefrom? If you have the right treatment, you can be a nice ran and learn goodhabits. Yeah the bubonic plague was not spreadby rats. That's a misconception that we need to address be funny man of the the people who were interjecting goingon. They were such a great bend. I don't know the sketches goes for waytoo long goes for like ten minutes, but is jus got the dude talking about rats,but every now and then he's got to cut back to the person going yeah. Nowthere were a great bend, Yeah Yeah, great yeah, good stuff, really good stuff, Ohyeah, when I was younger, I loved them. Oh so good, it was a dynasty God, it's the great every that's a very shifts table move as wellwhen you just trying to make like a just like a album that sold well orlike a Sportingrun of victories to make...

...it sound. Greater always yeah was talkabout that cuts to someone as like. It was a dynasty. It was a dynasty. They were, he wasdoing things that we could never thought even do before. He was building an empire. I was like:Who is this guy and one's like you, don't know who this guy is s? That's such a great yea. I was thebiggest just the fluster guy in Persian cooking. I saw a sort of Ramons documentary oncewhere this guy was like. My Buddy took me to this Ramon show andI fucking hated them. I Hate I thought they were horrible and they were, youknow, just screaming and played way too fast. You couldn't hear any of thelyrics and I was I think I came home and I was like what a stupid show. Ihate that fucking band and but I just kept thinking about him and thinkingabout it and I'm like they suck, but it was all I was thinking about anyway. Iin Sarm again the next night. It's like it's like well you're, just an idiot.What are you doing, setting the good now yeah, but it's kind of a good way to to getthrough the people. You know yeah. Oh absolutely, yeah, that's what I want a calm to be.I was a bit like that with South Park Yeah and everyone was like. Ah, youkilled Kenny all that kind of stuff, and I hated those things I was like. Ohthey do it the same episode who cares to cut in where people shiton each other and whatever it's got like a pool, is acharacter. Yeah Yeah, like I don't care about this, I don't know why I was somature at seventeen and then I just got more and more immature, but then SouthPark got more and more mature as it went along and then I kind of liked itlike. I fucking hated it, but then I just kept thinking about it.Then, later on, I watched it and I was like it was actually pretty good yeahthere's something about that were like it's. You can make something that'sactually good, but on the most surface level of it that appealsto the most annoying people, so you just I just don't want to be like them,so you like. No, I hate this and then as soon as you're, not yeah, you don'tknow like you're out of high school or whatever it is, and you're not aroundthose people anymore. You can get the get the mental space to be like. Oh No,this is is actually pretty good yeah. I thought of this man. I thought atthis. I thought of this. I don't know whether this was a thingwe discussed before I I've got like. I drew a picture ofthis half man, half cat m. It is the creepiest looking creepiest looking cat you've ever seen and it's kind of like a man yeah, it'skind of like a cat with man features. Can I see it or is it it's on yourscreen or yeah? I think I think I can show you it's a creepy cribbed, so I was trying to think of Strand. I said I had the Adam saying this creepyfray, saying stroke me because you know cats like they don'twant to be patted really but yeah. Just that's it there. Oh Man, yeah yeah, that's that'sdistressing yeah! So it's going to, I was going to say,like he was kind of going to be the punchline, and then I was going to have cats that have been breeds of cat that havebeen outlawed yeah and it would be like a four panel comic.You know so the the other cat would be. The other breed of cat would be adouble decker cat, Oh yeah, drew here, and then the last one was a was a Gondola cat, which is like aGondola shaped cat. So it's got yeah like cats that havebeen outward cap bridge had been out lad, so it'sgot like yeah gone to a cat, double deck, a cat, and then the creepy mancat. That's great! That M yeah. That's such a fun little. I wishI could draw better. I think, because it's just stuff like that, such a fun,little jumping off point. Remember: Ver Daniel Walker had a thing in a showone year that was like. I can't remember how she got to it, but it waslike different pigs as vehicles, and it was like the best, the most fun writingexercise. I was just rifting with her just trying to go back and forth ofdifferent different types of vehicles. That couldalso be a pig...

...but yeah. That's such a great idea andthere's such good good creepy cats, like you, could see. I feel like thisis not. This is not a concern that would anyone else. Would give a shitabout, but I think yeah for me. It's like. I could see that going wrong. Ifyou did that, but then I would look at the cats and be likethat's just a weird cat. There's no reason to outlaw that cat. It's just awacky one, but you've made them all creepy enough that I'm like yeah you'dthey'd, be out Lord. I think the I saw that cat running around I would want toto. I would want it, legislate it out of my life yeah. So I was, I was yeah. I don'tthink I think I just have the the first panel is writing and then the other two panels in thelast one yeah. Well, maybe the Gondola cat going like saying I don't want to get wet orsomething like that or please, no, no more water or somethingI don't know yeah or something like like. My life is held, but youtranslated into Italian, something like that. Oh yeah, great yeah, ha ha hayeah, that's good man! That's real good! I thought of I thought, because beforeon the other comics, I would draw them on one a four page M. I would draweverything on one a four page, but I kind of thought- maybe I don't know after a few things that havegot a bit like a few photos and stuff to people taking on a few drawings at,have gone really. Well, I think the devil is in the detail. Yeah. I thoughtif I put four different panels heavily detailed. I want to see how it goes asa comic yeah that'd be great yea, so yeah it is one of those mediums where it's so like there's so many people doing comics andit's like or doing drawings and stuff, where I think, if you just put a little bitof extra into it, it puts you above so much stuff, yeah for sure men, yeah, Yep, Yep, soso yeah we'll see how it goes. Mad, we'll see how it goes. I think it'salso a good like if it goes good. It could be like acool series like you do the you could do that and it goes good andthen you could do like like outlawed birds or at Lord Fish, oryou know you just just like a jumping off point to draw whatever you want: Yeah Yeah for sure men, yeah yeah,that's good out. Lord Birds, hmm you and I love birds. Birds are sofunny man there I love putting. I remember you had that really good jokethat we never did was just like, I know, did we did we put it in one sketch, Ra ther guy orders a drink. No, I thinkwe like many of our stuff. We just like talked about it for years. Never didanything with it yeah and what was it the? I would I would like alphabetical. Oh, my God, we go. I forget what it was.We have to remember this and bring it up on another episode because I'd loveto discuss it, but I remember like having fiftyconversations about it, but I couldn't remember a single detail about it andyou know what I think we were going to put it in a show. Then we didn't put itin the show. Instead, we put bird Bingo in yeah and it was just a different birds. Yeah and one of them was Larry Bird. Thebasketball play yeah, so good yeah. You can only have someone rake bit so muchfresh bird content in the show, without that the people revolting. Well the other idea. I've got a fewmore ideas, but I wrote one and I thought, like I wrote it and then Irealized. I think I was just thinking of one that you said on a previousepisode, but I thought I'd say it anyway to see if it was, if there'sanything to it, but also if it could be somehow combined with your other thing,because you had one that was about talking plants. If you had missed allthese talking plants- and they were just really boring, and so I wrote athing, my idea was it's wrapping plant and so someone's got a rapping plant atthe house and then they got their friend comes over and he's like Hay mancheck out my wrapping plant and then the rapping plant is like check up myrapping plant he's like wow a rapping plant and then the wrapping plants likeyeah, Hey and they're like Oh. Ah, so I thoughtyou said this is a wrapping plant. It's like, Oh, it is the plans, the plantslike. Oh what you want me to wrap now and the guys like. Oh no and I'm sorry,I just thought in the plants like what you think, that's something I oweyou like what we've just meant now I got a rap for you especially and it'slike. No, no I'm sorry, I didn't mean...

...to is like what fifty cent is a rappingman. If you met him, would you expect him to rap straight away inconversation? It's like now, I'm so sorry. Lo, I didn't I'll be honest. Ididn't realize you could talk, I thought you could just wrap and theplants like you sort. I could just wrap. What do you think wrapping? is Youthought I couldn't talk he's like a good point? I guess, and then I just I don't know what would happen then.Maybe the plant kills him got to go out with the bank, maybe thewet, maybe the plant, because it could be like a it's so good man, because it could be ametaphor. For you know people are just people arejust having agenda whether they're right or left win yeah. They just wantto put it on you straight away and you just a person trying to do the rightthing and you don't. You know you're tryingto navigate your way or through life, but you haven't done it in a harm wayor harmful way or anything. But then people just want to give you an erfulyeah like could be kind of construed as that,like you're, the reason you're the reason trump's going to win again orsomething like the hint like the plant so furious with him he's just likepeople like you yeah and the society yeah the plantcould really just go off on him. It's good! What do you? What are you goingto? I bet you're, one of those guys thatdoesn't use a coaster as well. Yeah just leave a big old water mark on thecoffee table. Yeah! That's right! Your piece of Shit God, this son of a Ihonestly she just met me, was me to do a big wrap Jesus. What are you doingwith it? WHENEVER THERE'S A bus crash? It's justlike families and there's always a child on board or something? How canthey just kind to be a bus full of people like you, what a y, when you just got to lean ona night be ony bit? First, I love that Lena a night yeah. I got a rap song for you. It'scalled murder and this guy for fun how about that Yeah Yeah, a cold building, a suicide m machineand testing it out on you about that yeah for a wrap song, I'm a plan that can wrap. What are yougo going for you, what You fucking still driving your Dad's under record?He's like? Yes, I still do actelly you now. I guess that, because you plainyou're easy to read, you're predictable o never got to amount to anythinganything and I'm going to the top. I'm a y big rap should do it for you. No, the fact that I can wrap it is one ofthe greatest miracles of all time. You think I do it for free for you rightnow. That's insane yeah, but I I'm some kind of want some kindof vine. I'm going to wrap myself around you no way and damn baby, I'mstanding tall yeah some time, yeah, yes, yeah! It's great man, it's realgood! I love in depth conversations like that that that it is kind of dumb yeah like it'sone of those ones where, if yeah, if there was a rapping plant, what wouldrealistically he it be like he just just at our solve justarticulates things too much. Yes, yeah yeah. It's always it's uploading,its songs onto on to sand cloud all the time and itcan never really get him to go. Varel and its owner is always like man. Youshould. You should mention that you're a plant.I think people would like that you know. Maybe if you include a video, I can seethat you're a plant and he's like no, I got to make it by myself. It's got toget fire on the on the skill. First, once I make it, then I can show peoplein a plant, but it's got to get the quality quality of the of the rhymesfirst like okay, but I think people would they'd be genuinely interested tosee that a plant can rap but you're whatever you want yeah, whatever y yeah, what? If he is so good man yeahhe blows up and then he goes hey. I I'm...

...just a plant, but then people just likeI don't know they just get angry because they're, like oh there's, justa plant and all of the film clips yeah like I wish we could just see the guylike. I just got all you tube videos of people good and then he goes then youown, it goes. Maybe should have like a mouth moving thing. You know to show that it's you and he's like no, but then then itlooks animated, like I'm not actually talking they're, like you know, in Star Wars, see three Po had to move around everytime he spoke. Otherwise it didn't look right. So maybe we just get someone to sort of giggleyou around during the song about A. I got, someone to Giggle me around God. If you, if drake, was putting out asong, would you pitch him the idea that someone should come and Jiggle himaround Jesus Christ? It's so funny men because theres something in this,because the plant can't move. So if you had this plant touring the nation, itwould be so boring to watch it. They got to do all the ends up having the most dramatic like sets and backgrounds andPirotecknicks Yeah Yeah. It's got like that. Now. There's like that iconicthing where it was like the watch, the Throne Tor, it's like Kanyaand Jaz and they're both on those like separate, enormous pillars in thestadium it it's like that and it's Jaz on one pillar and then just astationary plant, just in a pod sitting there on the other filling a yeah, that's so good yeah and the he starts off. He never headlines. Hejust always opens for, like speakers attached to squirrels that have wrappers. So it looks likethe squirrels are rapping yeah. It's not actually the squirrels he's like what the I'm the real deal. Imean actually talking nonsense, being kind of thing and I've been up stage he's just every day's just screaming athis publicistes like come on, I'm a wrapping plant. You can't get meanything can't give me any air play. I the in the whole history of anything onthe first plant that can, you know even think for one, let alone talk and wrap.You can't get me anything. It is goot cane to live stream rap andthen put an I pad on the front of a dog's head. So it looked like the dogwas carnie. That's what I'm opening for man that'd be so cool if, like coved orsomething kind of ruins, everything and just people have to go to concerts with,like an animal's, strap to an I pad with cane rapping. You that'll be so that's the future ofmusic yeah. I think that's the future of music, just a big giraffe with allof the members of an sink down the neck is just walking around yeah. I don't mind that at all- andmaybe you have like yeah you just have like the main I'm trying to think of. What's a moderngroup with multiple members, I can't even think about us off my head. I'mout of touch me yeah, the two fighters Giraf to her yeah. You have like yeah it's on. It's like, like you twoor something and it's you get like it's Bono, because he'sgot to be there to really sell it, but it yeahs like riding a buffalo and thenstrapped to the Buffalo, is like all the different members like on the alongits flanks and he sort of rides it around in a in a circle. And if youwant to go, you have to sit in the center of it's like one of those racingtracks like a horse racing tray, you got to sit in the middle and then it'slike Banon is heard of buffalo ride around and you sort of follow themalong yeah. That's great man I was I was trying to think of. Like ID N T N, I remember I saw a live, live video of Ramstam once when I was young.I was like eighteen or something and I had the keyboard player and he wasdresses again yeah and then the singer pulled out this big strap on Deldo andstarted hitting it on the keyboard plays Bob Yeah and I was thinking okay, it's hard enough being in a band,writing good songs that are catchy, but then you've also got to have aseparate meeting for what we're going to do in a live. Show. It's like okay, I'm going to get astrap on. Then I'm going to hit it on the keyboard plays bomb. I don't know you kind of want thosethings to be. Like you know, instantaneous, you want them to feellike it's a live, show that anything...

...could happen, but there was a meetingthat that was going to happen, yeah that they will be a keyboard breakwhere yeah that happens, yeah, because it would really kill it.If there it's like the craziest rock and roll moment, it's all going andthen the keyboard guy just stops completely. He's like hey what the hellwas that we didn't talk about this before hang on shut off the music, youtold me you were going to be spinning the Dildo around an tell me you're,going to be hitting me with it. Jesus Christ, that is you not? Okay! Oh Man. That's great! I think it's beena bloody fun catchup mate, any more ideas you wanted to tell me or that'senough for today, man I got, I got buckets fall. You got a bucket full!You gotta go back to call. I got a bucket full! Thank you guys so much forfor putting stuff in the group we've been loving, it get us a bloody, areview and yeah. Thank you. So much yeah thanks, Lak, Guys Fun Catcha.

In-Stream Audio Search

NEW

Search across all episodes within this podcast

Episodes (24)