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Episode · 1 year ago

Pharlap of the deep

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Jack and Capper talk about Kevin Hart and the true grinders of comedy. They also talk about Jack's latest sketch and jiu jitsu. They both figure out they have an appreciation for Paris Hilton's evolutionary advances in social media See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A The podcast fans. Do you lookfriendship but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it's time forfun, Tattas, that's right: Fun, catchups, Oh yeah, fun S, a man Yep! I have been training a way.I've been like Bloody Kevin Heart. I've been trained. How many episodes did youget into Kevin Hearts documentary? I think I saw all of it. Was it? Was ita series or a movie? I can't even remember. I thought it was a series, but maybe itwas in either way, maybe whatever it was. I saw all of it and I was obsessedwith it yeah I saw like the first part of it,but I was watching with my girlfriend. She couldn't really get in on the roof.You know because I did think it was like it waslike a football like if you didn't. If you took away the voice over and justput like the voice over a football player, you would have thought it was just the life of a professionalsport. Yeah. It's like his. It's always about him getting up so early and grinded. Idon't think I've ever heard. The word grind and used more in a documentary,yeah yeah. It was really grant, but he loves the grind E. Do you think that makes a new type ofcomedian? You know, there's like a new. There is a new type now. Well, there'sa lot of new types, but one of them is is just the grinder. You know thegrinder, the yeah I'm making it work for you, I'm making the funnies for you.There is a bit of that like an. I think. It's just clever branding, but I'veseen like a few youtte sort of stand up, comedians and stuff where it's like inAmerica and they'll be doing all these weird gigs that are happening becausethe corona like they'll, be parks or roof tops or just little stuff likethat, and all the comments are like discuss thehardest grind there out there he's out there doing shows even when the gigsaren't up. That's you got to respect the hustlelike shit like that, like they're commenting on yeah like an Alato,something it's like, it gives a shit. What is what do you care? How much isCrinis it? Do you think it's funny on that, like whwhat fucking? What dog doyou have in this race? Why do you care Yeah Yeah? You got to respect the hustlelike that's that's the first thing you do when someone's not funny. You turnto your mate. You go well. You got to respect the Hyeah. You absolutely donot it's like you're you're, a consumer of comedy it s like if you into arestaurant and you like a terrible meal. But then you looked in the kitchen andsaw how hard the chef was grinding. It's like yeah, Oh man, he gets. Heworks. The night shift at the diner gets up early to do. The breakfastshift here is always always grind in the ship love him is the food good.Always her food make me sick every time, yeah yeah yeah, it's a different kind of grind.Now, isn't it it's like, because you can grind in the right waythat you're always doing- and I mean not saying the Kevin Heart grinds inthe wrong way, but he grinds in this athletic type, hustle way like itssales. It's for there's goals. He wants to be a. What do you want to be thefirst comedian to make a hundred million or something I don't know whatit was yeah he's like it's like a uniquely American grind,like he she's talking about how is the first comedian to get a Nike sponsorship. It's like is that a is that your goalas a comedian like I don't know how many other comedians are or even for that I mean yeah cool ashell, but it's an odd like. I think I think I'm getting old andsour. You know I think I M. I saw a metal drummer today like love this band, and he had he had anike sleeveless kind of top on when he was he was, must a bin drumming in hisstudio, mad tats, and everything like that, but, like I don't know, isdrumming athletics. Now that sort of thing I thought o the metal is metal,doesn't stand for the Nike Logo, but maybe that's a new thing. Maybe it's!Maybe it's all the cultures coming together and it's nice and maybe that'sthe new type of maybe he's a hustle drummer yeah he's always hustling. Youknow the first metal drama to get a sponsor from out of this yeah yeah like a creative drummer like a sorry, not a creat like anathletic rummer, yeah yeah jumping should be in the Olympics or something creativity does. I do think like not toyea once again, not to fucking. I Hate I hate. We do criticize Comedians inthis, but we don't criticize them in the way that we think he shoot oranything it's just different to us, and I think, though, that when you arehustling like Kevin Heart, creativity really does take a step back he's. Sothe whole documentary he's so tired. He like doesn't know where he is half thetime. It's like. I don't know how you...

...would write a joke. He's like wandering,like crashing against walls like it's like trying to spend time with his kidsand he's just falling asleep, like in the middle of the day, eating thesandwich. It's like, I don't know why he thinks this life is good. Yeah Yeah, some people just love it. I guessI don't Know Yeah Paris Hilton the same an I watch, this documentary in Paris,Hilton Yeah and get on Yuture she's, just like yeah. I just I just want tomake a hundred million and I'm finding. I can keep doing it but help you think whereshe's got a cool life like jet sitting around and she's like I've been to somany cities, but I've only seen in the hotel room like she's. So tired, youknow yeah, I feel, like e there's been a bit of a turn on parasiten becauseshe was kind of like the original of those like celebrities. You don't know why they'refamous and I think people when that first happened. People were like thisis gross. Why do people like it and then that's just the whole world now sopeople are kind of like? Oh, you actually were like a pioneer ofsomething that's kind of cool yeah. It is crazy man yeah. They dotalk about that. A lot like the selfe and things like that. You kind ofcreated that in a way which is wild like just so wild a and also it's really weird, becauseshe's hanging out with Kim cut ash in in our early days, but no one knows whoKim Cardachan is, so people are just stepping in front of her and stuff and how bad it was that she had the sextape, but that was that would be so frownedupon now. But back then it was a big joke for everybody yeah, and I mean she says it wasn'tcirculated on purpose and I'm pretty sure I believe I mean everything isweird, but it is weird how Kim Cadas is a friend and the sixt came out with herin it as well, like I think, kims copied copied her orsomething I would love it. If you in way, like you dedicated the rest ofyour life to this conspiracy theory yeah, that's all you talk about is thatKim codes in stole Paris, Hilton's idea for a sex type to be leaked, yeah, yeah and Er. Well, man. Iseriously do everyone's kind of like yeah, whatever part of a plan yeah. No!That's O yeah. I do think it was part of a plan yeah. I really do. I think itwas like it elevated them to a whole new level of success. Do you thinkyou'll ever an crazy release, a sex tape to promote your comedy? No, it depends how desperate I get. Imean. If numbers really are dwindling yeah, I think a sex type would. Would you rather go in to release thesex tapley off two hours a night god? That is a man that is. That is a hard thing tosay to judge Yeah. I think I M, I think I go for the flowering yeah I I wasweighing it up and I feel like the only thing that stopped me going with thesex tape, because I hate Flyrin more than anything, but it's like I don'tknow what I don't know. The type of people whowould come to a comedy show based on a sex tape like I don't think there who Iwon at the show. Well, yeah he had a he had a prettyfunny style. I must say yeah that six tape did make us laugh yeah. It's one of the I mean it's the hardest.We've loved this year. We better go honey, an Jack's funny, as sex type forthe show was not funny. The stand up show is bad, but the big glass we gotof the sex type. I love it. I'm obsessed with this thing about you know Greg Barron or Great Barent. Idon't know how you say this American comedian and he wrote. He wrote thebook he's just not that into. You was like a huge, huge thing at the time and but he just wrote it because it was it.Just came out of this conversation. He was having with his co workers at thiswriting like TV writing job he had. It was just talking to his female friendsand it just came up as a conversational thing and then he sort of turned itinto a book and then suddenly that was all he was known for and he would goand do his stand up and suddenly I stand up to s were like selling outarenas like he was this huge star all of a sudden, but everyone was there thinking he was like gonna, be likesome relationship guru like it was just. It was like women who owned the book,who were going for like dating advice and like how manse dating and stufflike that like it was almost didn't understand that he was a a comedian.They had this like opening act. He was like really filthy and everyone gotreally upset and then he'd come out and he was pretty filthy and he was nottalking about relationship advice and people were just like horrified by it all,...

...and I'm just obsessed with that kind ofthing, but I yeah that reminded me of, like you, you put out the world's mostsuccessful sex type. That's like this sex type is the tank in the world bystorm he'se, touring arenas, and then you a yeah doing so turn your long,wife, a joke and they're. Like a long wife, I wanted to see this block fuckin the stadium man. I wanted to see this block publicembarrass himself yeah in a different way, like not like this, like this one of the see im humiliate himself forsure, but verbally no way not and kind of smiling yeah,not on, at least in the sixth tape. He wasserious. He was got to get down to work. Yeah is folkung his best effort and itwas funny Oh yeah, man yea it is. It is a weirding. It is weird that you bring up flowering for the for the layman outthere who don't know what Flyrin is it's when you out at the comedyfestival and you're trying to get people in new show with the with thefliers, I've been watching that crashing show with Pete Holmes man and when he's flowering, I'm like man it is, it is so brutal. Like yeah,I really hits home how hard flowering was or is like a yeah. Do it again. Idon't know how ever did it and it's like a yeah above it now, but I can'timagine doing it still. It's like yeah, it's. I was like there's no way, I'mhoping that that's something that the Internet is kind of killing that maybepeople, even though some there's down side tothis. I think it's so much better. That people will leave the house with someidea of what they're going to go, see yeah, I hope so too man yeah. I reallyI just can't because it's like best the area best case scenario, you're Flyrinon the street. It's like you, get someone to come, see your show whotheir own time means so little to them that they'll just wander into anything.You know I mean it's like they're just going to go and see yeah, it's likethey good at comedy. Who Cares? They were just a little bit charming in athirty second interaction, and that's all I care about remember that dude man, you- and Ialways talk about him- The British Guy, who was really good at Flo yeah, Ohyeah, the king, any show was always packed yeah and he was like one of those head of these insane rules about. Hewas like a like insane rules on like human body,language and stuff and he'd a he'd always like touch people. I couldalways make sure it contacted you on the shoulder or like your arm orsomething like you he's like. I got to make physical contact a certain numberof times like he had a this deep psychology, stuff baffling yeah man, and it was crazy because,like I, I used to see him all the time, Flyrin kind of made friends with him, and then you know when you're acomedian you're pretty specific about what shows you see and you go well.This guy is obviously a bit of a hustle or a bit of a grind. Yeah, you showmight not be that good still went and saw the show still when saw respectedthe grind. A the psychology thing got to me. I wasand- and it wasn't bad he had some pretty good jokes in here, but it was abit. It was more shock. Humor yeah. I was very shock human best. It is thatwith a you're, so good at selling stuff, youcan sell anything. But the thing you've chosen, a cell is like your on Quirkylittle ideas about getting a neber or whatever like sell something of value.You'd be a millionaire instantly. Yeah Man, Yeah Yeah. I was, I alwaysthink about this- always talk to you about this and stuff, but trying tomake it a bit or whatever. At some point is sales run the world likebehind every good decision or behind probably behind every bad decision.There's a good salesman hm I find like, like I know, Sydney's got my mate work forthis train system that built the Sydney, trains and they're all fucked and they've got a redoom again orsomething, and they said we will never deal with this company. Again but thenI read the news yesterday: They are dealing with that company again yeahand that's just comes to good sales, just someone going. No! This is not thetrain for Sydney. Yeah everything goes against it, but I'm going to cut you adeal. The price is good. I've taken you to dinner multiple time, yea like no matter how many, like thingsthis part this has passed through. There has been one person that has beengrated sales. That's convinced a whole lot of people that this is an Amazingatrain that they need. Yeah, T S, L K...

Sydney has to deal with horrible trainsfor another thirty years, because some guy touched you on the shoulder threetimes or whatever brain you think it is a that's exactly it man yeah. We got tohave some shitty bridge that fucking doesn't have enough lane. Yeah gets allcongested just because some guys sent a bottle of Scotch to another bloke andsaid: Oh Yeah, I remembered your wife likes this type of wine or some shityeah. It's weird, like you hear about those big deals and trades thathappened in the past. That sounds so crazy and it's like it's crazy that westill honor them like I'm. I always feel like. I know this is stupid, butit seems like Alaska should just be Canada at this point always feel like.I know there was some deal like forever ago, where they bought it or something,but it's like yeah, but I yeah who know that was just would have just been someclever salesman. Shit. I don't know what how that works. Just Canada canhave a last care at this point. It's so weird that it's America just give it tous. You know yeah. He Yeah's like yeah someone I'm at a smart. You know that thing where you repeat,someone's name a bunch of times like someone did that five hundred years agoand that a whole nation exists. It's on some guys resume he's like yeah. Well, the go. Your selves record doesn't looklike you've sold too much stuff here. You know he's like yeah. Well, look atthe one big thing I did sell. Yeah Alaska has yeah that's a right bitch. I I am going to be general manager ofthis Toyota Yeah. If you can sell a cancell Alaska, youcan sell a Prius, but I could imagine if I was a boss orsomething- and I'm pretty sure this has happened- a lot and it's what it's, howI've got a lot of jobs in this? How a lot of mates have got jobs and stuff-and you would have heard this story as well- is people saying? Look? We didn'tthink you were we didn't really. You didn't really fit the job, but we kind of locked you and we need kindof fit in and we just had a feeling about you and just got you anyway. Yeahlike how many fuck ups is that gut feelingled to yeah not getting the qualified, Boring GuyYeah yeah, it's like yeah, you would. You were doing one ofthose. No, I think it's very funny. Yeah, it'slike you came in, you were doing close up magic and you really didn't suit the culture ofthe company at all, but I love close up magic. So I thought what the Hell Yeah Yeah, what the hell to you I mean if you cando magic, you can drive an army tank for sure. I think one of my dad's best friendsgot a job at a big diamond company because he was good at golf and it waslike the Diamond Company had their annual golf tournament against therival Diamond Company, and the Co of the Dimond company was playing golfwith my dad's friend and he was like you're pretty good at golf. There kidyou want to job at a diamond company and he was like Oh yeah, and then hespent the rest of his life. Doing Shady diamond deals in Africa orsome Shit Yeah Man Ted's down in sales this week. WhoCares? That's swing? Baby, that's wet yeah! The companies are absolutelyplummeting bottom yeah it the drive like that. How can we lose a man? What what are ideas you got thisweek and now fun catchups. I got a few things. I I put up the one we discussed on theon the pod a few weeks ago about the YOUTA comedian running out of steamthat were pretty good. It was, it was fun getting in the rhythm of actuallyputting stuff out there again. So it was fun man. It was great and I think you'regetting way better at editing, yeah. It's I really enjoy it. I think it's one ofthe Finnes parts of like I think next, the writing. It'sthe most like control you get over it. I feel, like I really geek out overhaving those like little second by second control over stuff. It's a lotof fun, yeah yeah, it's so cool man and it was- andit ended at the right place- and I think everything was awesome, and Ilike it, how you kind of you elaborated on the suggestions and Ithink they are a whole lot better than the ones I suggested. So that was goodthanks man. It was great yeah, real good. It's inthe group, if you try to check it out,...

...yeah, that's right! Yeah during our hot,our fun CATCHUPS podcast group. Yeah, you can see that shit do not join thehot catch up group that, as a there's a rival part of our fan pages, you willsee those videos, but the reward is far better once you're in an exclusive grip. I got this week, I thought of a sketch. That's like it'slike. I think it's just because I've been watching like a lot of the UF C during Locktonand stuff, but it's like a did. You Jitsu Man di Jato, I don'tknow practitioner and he's it's like an interview and clips of him grapplingand stuff and he's like yeah yeah. The thing in this sport is: It's always evolving. You know it usedto be about wearing a GI and now it's Nogi and you know, then it because suddenlybecame a lot more about leg locks and that kind of thing, so I think it's always aboutexperimenting and staying ahead of the curve. So what I've been focusing on is a maneuver. I invented called the mindlock where I, instead of a traditional submission. What I do is I spend mytime trying to think of like ideas and images that are so upsettingto hear about that during the digito match, I'll kind of whisper them to youand you'll tap out just out of horror and disgusted at the concepts that I'mlaying out for you in the match, and then it's like into his life a bitmore. It's like yeah, it's been probably less fun than it used to be ayou know. I used to be kind of training, my body and mind very athletic person, always exercising and keepingin shape and competing. That was quite good for my mental health. Where thesedays, I kind of just sit in my room and write long lists of the worst things Ican think of which is a less healthy, and it's just him and his room likewith this big note book, just like Shuddering and twitching, just no, no,no, and then I o what else you could dowith it. I feel like you'd still just lose the fights because you so out ofshape and probably really depressed now, as well, because of all the horriblestuff he is thinking about. Yeah he's yeah yeah. What? If what? If he was thechampion they're like there's only been one Jiujitsu champion who's, been ableto make a suggestion, yeah yeah, so mission. We are putting their hands onhim. That was crazy, crazy magee or something like that. Yeah, that's good,yeah yeah! I just used to yell the US torture, a shit out of my good. Youknow it's like he's, invented it, but noweveryone else is trying to catch up on him like they're, trying to master itas well. Like maybe he's got a Jujitsu school wherehe teaches the mind, lock technique, and it's just like a really bumming out all the studentsthey going to bring the worst shit they can think of to image week. It is likea yeah yeah. That's all right, yeah hate thinking about that, though, butyeah good, yeah, yeah yeah. Unfortunately, you know crazy, mackes,mind decade after all, Yeah Yeah to get a job. Yeah, I just thought I too thing aboutawful shit. All the time. Yeah I mean I did a heap of stuff tokeep awful. You know and customer service yeah, and then I realized a yeah to projectawful stuff. You've got to keep it in the vault and the vault started meltingfrom the outside and some from the inside it yeah it's like his brain getstoo messed up for fighting, so he has to go into customer service and then itgets just messed up and enough to get him back in the fighting and he's inthis vicious loop yeah. I like that, and it's like allthe like. The people he's fought in thepast there still in like mental asylums and stuff, like yeah, cut him threeyears ago and he's still getting over the mental trauma of the stuff. He said:Yeah Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah he's like he told me that he told me that the GERKINS ant small cucumbers they're,actually the intestines of of Beavers, something like that. Like I just eat a Gerkin that day yeah see the kid I just at a good. Inthat day, the last thing I want to think aboutomes grandfather was a policeman and on his first day in the job you had to goto a plane crash and pick pick pieces...

...of people out of the plain yeah interviews with the people. Hisfort is a good that would work well in it. I think yeah yeah man, you probably yourhardest thing with this one- is that you've got to make it so it's like so people know what is submission isand that shit unless you were just making it for you git to guys you knowyeah, but I should clarify it's a slippery slope. If I start making stufffor Jujitsu guys yeah I mean I wouldn't be surprised. If youcame insanely successful, actually yeah. If I became the biggest gits, it waslike the H, W argiers. He got to a got to Australia, an big I'm like theArgabea Ju Jitsu, like I'm, not a Ajudo man myself, but my my quirky outside isperspective really works. Well, that's! I guess that's what Roganis or whatever he's Ted you git yeah fans. Can Me Yeah God. I do a stand upshow and then I like, after the show it's a mat and great where I get thelike the most crushing handshakes that a human could ever would stand a hundred blocks lined up justshattering all the bones in my hands. Every show yeah how many people you reckon woulddo that after ruggin shows just put that extra pump on the yeah, I'm justto go, Hey God. Yes, I buddy. I know you train, Iknow you trained, but yeah feel this great yeah or the amount of browingdown at the bar after a Joe Rogan show would be off the charts man. There would be a lot of veins yeahe going there. Maybe it be a real vain Co. Yeah, no man, fans, opinions, l begoing off. I reckon I reckon dust would come off the appause breaks, yea likedust, come up what Yahwe that's a great idea. Man, I thinkthat's A. I think. That's really good! I'm trying to think of ways toelaborate on it or make it. You know shorter or longer oryeah, but I think go, but I think mine Jiujitsu is real good. Maybe if I gointo like things he's doing to get to the horrible ideas like what histraining looks like now, I think could be a good angle. They released a sequel to show Shankredemption, where just just the two last guys on the boat andthey're, just talking on the boat fishing goes for three hours, his two old guys fishing in Mexico, twoex prisoners, yeah man, I'm a I actually I've filmed a part of it and I'm goingto edit it after this yeah. But I talk to you about this. It's just me on thecatch and I'm on the catch and like the video, I'm playing a Nintendoand the the TV turns off, and it was kind of me again on the TV yep kind oflooking at myself, but I dressed in two different clothes and I'm like, what's a matter mate not exercising innot exercising a a depressed her and then me on the couch is like I'm inLockin. I can do what I want and then the guy goes now man Mich, O Kalupok. He Won asurfing championship at age. Seventeen. What are you doing? You Got MichaelCaloosa e s, he's a disgrace. He went crazy after that. He got depressed andhe's like now, but then he came back and one a championship at age. Thirty,three Maria, is not going to save you fromdepression, mate. I tell you what is, though, the steel city and points tothe weights, yeah yeah and he's like Mark Akali Oki. Youknow thirty, three years old I'll just got to win a championship, the Ned Kelly, the ocean, yeah and, and then I'm doing theweights and I'm like Oh notification on my phone salvation. I can get up andhe's like now mate. You Think Aki had a phone no like he didn't have. If youcould be mumbling to yourself like he definitely would have had a phone. Idon't know. Why Way? Definitely he re yeah, that's good man. I'll put that inI o film that Bit Yeah ocky would have definitely had a pony, its probablysome notification of an event that that someone's interested in who cares noone's interested in new mate you're a disgrace. You think Genga Jang had a phone whenthey wrote. This is Australia no way,...

...and then he goes Corey Worthington. You knowthis is that my space disgrace. I goes yeah, you know where he is near he's onOzzy an Inja I mean he's on as it Ned your warrior. Australian addition in JaWarrior Cory. Worthington, ah he's an aisy bruce leave like that, andthen it was be like water cobber. You know yeah. I love this and then Ikind of me just doing the bench press and thenthe other me kind of laughing and then just start singing like out on thepatio. We sit yeah yeah that kind of fucked up team, so yeah yeah. It'sgreat. I feel like that's one of those like a rare like just a pure capi classic, whereit's there isn't like. It's all just like you're, the only one who wouldcome up with that like it's right and right, exactly in the wheel house,where it's not, you can't pin point exactly what the premise is, but it'sall the little touches inside it that are just very, very unique rican. I really liked how you said that it was like Ned, Kelly or the water orsomething like that all right and you could have a killy to telling the oceanyeah arcady could do like heaps more examples of that. It's like come onright, Marco, a blue Bo, the far lap of the deep you could fill up of the deep, that'sgray man, the follor the day, yeah man, yeah I'll. Do that Yeah Yeah!That's Great Ol I'll record that now, because I just need the moth. So it'sgreat, so I just been recording things that I can add on yeah yeah. What do you mean? You just need themouth, because I just super imposed the me outall right. That's weird Mik Oculo, the fire lap of the deep hockey was. I live on the pad before I forget it. Youknow before I forget it: Yeah Man Yeah, that's great! That'sthat's! So good! That's a good! SOYERA LUCK! Ye! I thought I was just going tofelt film it and I wasn't going to bring it up on the pub, although Ishould just do one more run by Jack, just see if you can add any more spice,yeah, no yeah. I love that idea, a lot yeah yeah or in person, but it's thepart. I should share it. My when I was a primary school. There was this. Kidcame from Indonesia and he was like yeah. My name is Oki and everyone waslike. That's the coolest Shit Aki, what a name- and he was like, a real coolguy all through primary school and year. Then you go to high school and theywere calling the roll for like who was going to be in what class for highschool and they were like and Victor Victor where's. Victor is victor here.It was just this long pause and then Aki really she fishly stood up and Iwas like yeah, I'm big and it was like all the kids that had gone to myprimary school, like you know like most of the school didn't care, but then youcould just see this like a pockets of guys have gone to this primary school.Like you dog Arky, you lie to I'm never going to believe in anything. Everagain, I can't believe in Oki Oki. You will never be Hocky, never man, it's so good right! Well, yeah! I,like that, a lot man I had another one, which I think I'mreally just shooting for like stuff. That's fun! That's alsoeasy to film, like it's like all right, men, log down still, yes, shit! I cando myself. I Bang in a line just have fun with it, but yeah the you know. You always see those videosor charts or stuff, and I guess I don't want it to be it's kind of a tricky one,because I know I'm not making fun of this really. I just think it's a funsort of premise of like well. You see this like insane like wealth inequality, stuff where it'll be like. Did you know the like? Eighty percent of the wealth iscontrolled by the one percent of the people or whatever the like insane.Statistics are and stuff. So I do a video where it's maybe me and my friendJ and we're like doing we're going through insane facts aboutwealth in equality. We have like kind of intense, dark music underneath, likereal late rage against the machine. We are the people kind of vibe to it, and it's like real factabout the one percent Oddo and then...

...it's like it's like. Why should hunting thedeadliest game of all be reserved for the one per cent I want to live in aworld where honest hard working families can travel to unchartedislands and hunt their fellow man through the jungle? And it's like thenext one. It's like that rich duck from the cartoons the duck tails cartoons hecan dive into his big pile of money for fun. If I dived into my entire networth from the same height, I would fall ten times as far and break myspine on impact. Is that fair, Bober Per Pero pipper Fer Fer perpetuer, likesix men, have more wealth than every crab in the world that is like a I wrote. A TV pilot called spermingaround where I get shrunk down to the size of a sperm and then solvemysteries. Tivy studios said they weren't interested, and I can't fill itmyself because I work at K. F C would jeff bees us have this problem. I don'tthink so. Freere Christmas, rich people get visited by three ghosts, who tellthem life lessons and teach them how to be charitable and good, but workingclass austrains are only visited by one ghost. His name is Spooky David and hegives us dog racing advice. I mean there's so many of these. Idon't know how how long I should keep squawking away at it, but yeah yeah,it's just a a whole bunch of that type of example. Thing also got here: yeah houses in rich areas has a have a builtin suck off robot, but my house just has a hand: Job Robot, thankscapitalism, a that's good man, that's good, yeah yeah. I think I think man, because you write all these thingsand they're so funny like you know how to have an obscure thing and then you know have two obscurer things that don'tseem like they're being obscure like it almost seemed the way you tellit almost seems real, like a person getting whisper of a ghost thing orwhatever yeah, and all your examples good, but I can see sometimes thatyou're falling into this pattern, sometimes where your right a sketch andyou just have you rely on all these real funny writing things and that justbecomes it yeah. So I was trying to think of a anotherlevel you could put on it because it's so funny as it is. But then, if youcould put another level like test yourself, somehow yeah now, that's agood, not break free from the examples. Yeah, youdon't to just be a clever list: Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, it's a so yeah! So some things like that, I don'tknow, I don't know how you would I just do it with my dumb facial express that's the way. I feel my way. Youdon't even have to write good, then you know yeah yeah! No, I think that's a good thatI'll, try and work on that. It's not like I'm in a rush to make it. I can come upwith some other other texts on that could even be asmall part of a bigger thing of some kind of thing, which is cool as well. You knowyeah totally, it could be like yet I mean J do like aseries of something on like fixing the world or something yeah shaping a world. Well Yeah Yeah Yeah. That could be like a littlequick snippet or something like that. I don't know what it could be. I alwaysliked it on. You know on Brasso how you always takethings in different directions like he'd. Have those funny lists orwhatever and he's like he is a he's. A graff of the amount of animalsthat have died this year, but if you put sticks and then put animals headson the ends of the sticks, the word cruelty flashes, you know like that was you know. Stufflike that is, is real good yeah. Something like that where you can makea you know, give it that extra element yeah. If I get like like funny clips for overlay and stufflike it, starts off, and it's like stuff that sort of relates to it likeit's a big like it's a Wall Street and then it's like the ice like the polarized caps, melting orbuilding exploding or pollute, and then it just like gradually gets weirder andweirder imagery like flashing up as we go. It's just like someone chopping up abunch of onions really quickly. Researches say that if, if, if WallStreet was in the polar ice caps and t...

...in a polar ice cap, melted, the WallStreet would still exist because of money, something fucked yeah. What, if thepolar? Not thus not the stick on this thing, what at the polar ice capitalmade out of money? It would never melt and we wouldn't be responsible for ouradvice. Yeah, then everybody be knee deep in Robin thanks to money or one of one example.I had written down here that maybe this could be a way of making it taking itfurther and a bit weird. It was like it's like look at how the wealth gap has grown.If it keeps going in this traditor in ten years, all the world's wealth willbe owned by one man. His name would be doctor chaos. Maybe he'd live in space,but you could just keep going from there like you just like maybe live inspace and we'd all just have to do different things to try and winners.Favor, maybe you'd make a magnificent art work and set it on fire. On thelawn, then you'd say like please, doctor chaos give me some wealth or,like I don't know whatever it was it. It's like a jumping off point for likea real real dam ran. Please, Dr Chaos. Don't do it Dr Chaos, I love. I love man. I lovelike I love old school like villain names like Dr Chaos Yever or I love. Iloved it in arrested development where it had Henry Winkler as the lawyer.That was shit and he got put in jail yeah and he's like going. I love it injail and then he, a guy, pats him on the back and he goes hey doctor hate do so just man. I don't know why thingslike that. Just make me fucking a yeah sits the odd little, like other worldlytouch for no reason: Yeah Man, that's yeah, I'm trying tothink of anything else that you could but yeah. I think, once you get thoselittle branches that go off the tree, then youcan put all little twigs on it all yeah that yeah that makes it Wen fucked upyeah what else? What else have I got to her?What else are I gonter? I was thinking of a dude like kind of sweating, about making content.You know when it's a bit to do with his podcast and stuff, but just a guy on the phone and, likeyou know, voices in his head and stuff like get the likes post at this time, make sure the light is decent, but nottoo good. Otherwise, you'll lose touch with the common man yeah, but you don't look like an amateur makesure the description is good buzz words, not too many Bos. Words put Loll at theend, doing a stale one. They always work. You were so daggy when you wereyoung, look good but not too good. You stillwant it to be funny. Don't look like a Slob. That's not funny respond to the comments, but take youto him. You don't want to you, don't want to see m needy. You don't seemlike some little piglet grasping at the tate. A little bit of brightness then bump upthe contrast repeat it over and over all right. That's all! I was going todo repeat it over and over don't repost native posts always do the best. Keepit native. If you like, a minute is good, but if you don't get that whenyou first when you first posted it you've missed the bus you're gone, youknow, I don't know that. That's that's kind of that's kind of what I wasthinking of m, maybe just some guy sweating over his phone and they'retelling him what to do yeah, because I always get these ads, always get theseads. That say that and stuff like that. But then also it's there's that sadenough man. This is so sad, but that's sometimes that those are re. MiSubconscious, Oh of course, yeah those words I can't yeah can escape it really yeah. So I thot I. If you do somethinglike that, you know and you just sweating. I E like a fucking hot, andyou know over the phone and yeah. If you like, I don't know socialmedia one on one, I'm just trying to think of a vehicle for it. You know,like a is it I you could be like you check what some what's trending ontwitter or whatever you like. What's trending got to stay on the trends?What is this a Scotty from marketing? Well, that'ssomething! I GUESS! Okay, what's the Melbourne Lock Down? That's trending,okay, something about a lock down over the hell, be good yeah, yeah frump saidsomething yeah trump he's what Riyeh that's good! What's: training? YeahYeah?...

U N PEDAL! No, no! THAT'S NOT TRENDING!God! Damn and I just made four meal for meves about the UNP steal. What I there something like that, likea dude who gets memes wrong he's like Oh yeah, I just did this cool meme abit like shows it to somebody and they're like what's this about a d he's,like you know, it's like about Saddam Husseins son just got married like what like, like he's just doing stuff about stuff.That's not trending, or I don't know some kind of thing like. What's this, you know it's a funny mame about thenew jet fighter that Australia purchased Yeah Pretty Funny Right. It was just like things that, like like I'm obsessed with the Bay ofpigs crisis like but leading up to those Adigat wasa botch military attempts before the Cuban missile crisis, where they sent Cuban x Patriots who had fled Cuba, andit's like they helped the US sort of supported themand trying to attack Cuba. I think- and it was a riot just a botch, failedexercise but, like you was like obsessed with the making memes aboutthe pay of pigs or something you like yeah. What have I done? I blacked outand made me seven memes about the Bay of Pigs, no one's relating to this content. Noneof these Cuban ex Patriot freedom fighters follow me on any social mediaplatform yeah and then, even if they did, I barely understand the Bay ofpigs crisis. So they may it wouldn't be very good for them either. I don't knowwho he would appeal to. I guess someone who has a very limited grasp of the Bay of Pigsexperience and is following me for some reason, and even then one would beenough. Why? If I made seven what am I doing yeah then he just makes memes about past things that havehappened like you know when they put that bomb under Hitler's table YEA andit didn't, kill Hitler Yeah. It was that the you know is. Itmakes the MEM. He makes a mem about the dude who's with a chick and then the bomb, and then the dudes,looking at another chick or something yeah, that it's got like Hitler and then Moscow, the one he's holding hands with, butthen he's looking at starling gradior, just like that's kind of like. Maybe it's just a separate thing fromyour original idea. It could be two SPATII is but like a man, comedian, Guywho's like realized, the gap in the market is that people want making memesduring history like up until ten years ago. So it's like there's a whole like thousands of years of history,where no one was doing memes for it. So He's just catching up: Yeah yeah, that's so good, a man I should I should make that mean. I wonder ifthere's a thing world war, two names, I sould it be a because there's a millionthings about everything yeah there would be a a yeah I'd say. So I'm just going to havea look now world war. Two names, yes find a good one. Let's I'll go, let'sgo a dueling one go back back on World War, two names! Oh yeah, it's not bad wow. This is this is weird one's got. You know the guy with thebutterfly that men had a butterfly a one. Eighteen yeah. It's got that. But then it's gota total description up the top explaining the MEME. Then the MEME yeahgoes in World War, two, the Russians trained dogs to run under German tankswith bombs on their backs. However, the tanks, the dogs were trained to run onto a Russian, so they ended up running under Russian tanks and blowing them upin stiffs and then then it explains the meme andthen it's funny. But without that description the MEM is not funny. Oh Man, here's I like yeah that I heard one that waslike quite a specific one where the the title is Marco Polo Bridgeincidents, and then the first panel is...

...it's that one from community whereDonald Glover is walking into a apartment holding all these pizzas andthe captain says a Japanese soldier returning to his unit after sneakingout to visit a brothel and then the second thing is like the whole house ison fire and then it says a Japanese attacking Chinese because theythought he was kidnapped, causing the second Sino Japanese. What I don'treally know who that is- or if I'm saying it right or anything, man,that's so funny, and then it's like people furiously arguing in the comments aboutthis. I thought it was just an excuse to sendtroops into China. It was, but they also thought he'd legitimately beenkidnapped. It was an excuse, though, even though people knew that much man. That's so great. I love this.We've got ter, look at more world war to me, yeah and just will post them inthe Grea. We haven't found many good running gags in the podcast, maybe thatwe, if we could bring a different, very specific historical meme, eachtime because man, it's that's, that's a newthing as well. Like that's a that's a funny thing you could put like a aworld war. Two memes, you know like what you know they could go in a jokesomewhere. You like Hey, dad check out this funny World War. To me, yeah he'slike he's like Oh yeah. This is funnybecause yeah this Jap there was a Japanese soldier who snuck out acrossthe bridge to find a brothel in world war. Two man me and a comedian Peter Jones, gotreally obsessed for a while with finish memes like these names to ofFinland, because it's like just there was the the. I think it's called the winter war,which was like where Russia tried to invade Finland that it went reallybadly for them, like it was too cold and like they really lost a lot of troopsand had to abandon it and everything yeah. So it just so weird becausethat's what happened to the Germans in Russia yeah we, but it's like that'sobviously quite a long time ago, but like every there are so many of thesefinish memes about how Russias scared of them like it's all. They talk about Russia's terrified of Finland. It'slike all right. Let it go guys come on man. This is that's somebody good likethat's. If we got to write a sitcom or something that's a great character likea dude, that's totally obsessed with this war is like Russia never stood achance against fin yeah Finland, the warrior that everyone is forgotten,the one country they kept rushing out. Think of that think of that might o yeah man yeah. Well, I don't thinkI've got anything else. This has been a fun case. An I hope to see you in adelightful catch up. Buddy, hopefully see you, I think, between this and last week wesaw each other irl for the first time in a while, so it was real good.Hopefully, yeah can get hit the streets again sometime. That was great mate. Seeing thatwaterfall yeah we looked at the water fan there right, we went to went andlooked at a yeah like a yeah. It was so good so good to see you man, it's sogood, catching up and talking about these things, because I I don't think we get huge ideas from,but the little touches we put on each other stuff is it's necessary yeah. I like this. Whatyou were talking about with the oned, the branches, so you can add thelittle leaves as flourish and I feel like sometimes I'm all leaf and you're allbranch. You know what I mean yeah, it's like you either get a either get a weird dead, looking treeor a big pile of leaves, and both of them are completely useless to anyone.If you can combine him just a little bit you're in business, it's a graff, the branches on yeah. I so jokes are like citrus trees. Itwhere you can graft a lime on to the a line branch on to a lemon tree yeah. Ididn't know that that's cool yeah, you can yeah you. Can you can graph citrustrees under each other, so weird man, yeah, that's awesome, okay, ah rightand on that Agricultural Act, good bye! Everyone thanks for listening,take out the group by yeah the so may wait.

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