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MC Kitchen Sink

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Capper floats a musical concept called MC Kitchen Sink. You should be honoured that you have now witnessed history in the making Every week comedians Jack Druce and Nick Capper catch up to exchange creative ideas and each other's soul(just kidding).  Join the facebook group here https://www.facebook.com/groups/973969866354562/ You can find Jack Druce at https://www.jackdruce.com/ You can find Nick Capper at http://www.nickcapper.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I, the podcast fans, do you lookfriendship, but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it'stime for fun, Tattas, that's right! Fun Catches, Oh yeah, fun on we're doing it! Yet again. Yes, we'recatching up. People thought we couldn't do it. Theywere like. Can they catch up again, yeah, I'm goad to prove him wrong?Finally, I know there's some big bets against this there's no border betweenFitz, Roy and Abote, but, but I am when talks with thecancel to construct one yeah. I want to see that fits ro, scum out of myjurisdiction and a full dome. He says nothing to do with coved. It's got allto do with my attitudes towards Fitsroy Yeah. It's so funny like okay, herpeople when there's those is at the state rivalries in Australia with theirlike the bloody queens land, where it's like Australia's story is exactly thesame compared to like anywhere else in the world. You know me you go go toEngland does something it's like. You work a Kalomo down the road. It's likea completely different history. Everyone has a different accent and adifferent slang and stuff, and then I've heard absolutely no one save isthat an Adelaide accent yeah like, even though it is a little bit different,you cannot tell you cannot tell until they say it yeah, no one would beconfident enough to be like will and Gong Yeah Yeah Yeah. I will say to me, like I, ah whenI say I'm from the country they like, I can kind of, tell you know, there's noway they could ever open with that yeah way they could ever you know it's notyeah, because you never know yeah fromCampbell hand exactly you could be from Paris. I am. I am from Paris, Wow Yep,Paris, Paris, near Mori, the the livestock farm, Paris, man. Yes, it's been a great time. Weare back we're in your room. You up the studios on fire with ideas withcreativity. I bought a justing stick, oh great yep,Yep to just your mind, to probet to massage it. What do you think is thelike yeah, the sort of creativity writing equivalent of a joust, becauseit's so all or nothing? The joust, a writing on each other with horses, YeahYeah God when's that coming back in I can like UF is back now. It's peopleare gradually getting more desensitized to violence. Like people I mean a horse,they tried to shut down the greyhound racing and they brought it back. Soit's like people, you know I don't care about the rights of the animals andstuff I reckon we could could get it rolling. No Justin is still going. IsGrand Go won the world championships? Oh, I knew that yeah yeah. So now your back buddy your favoritesports background. I got that on Ko Yeah yest saw I recently subscribe tocave, which is these astrain sports channel whatever, but you can see somany other sports and another one. I want to watch his tram racing how'sthat work. I don't know, but I want to see it. I've always thought it any timeI've been on a tram. Finally, this was operating at a higherspeed against another tramp. I would love like a like a fast andfurious style movie rede of the train racing guys. So it's like it's illegal,but they find it on the ground area where they they bring their own trams,yeah, bring them up on the tracks. It's got ludicrous driving a tram that'd, besick, Shit, yeah they're, like firing guns at a you, can't change a rail in time. Youknow it's like that: Classic Comedy Trope ofthe...

...having a high speed tram race and thenthey both get out to change the tracks and it's back on yeah. You know what Imean the kind of thing I still got to stop. If you press the button, thoughthat's yes, you one a law, all the tram races, a lid by as long as we don'thave any passengers we can make this. He had to stop on Sydney road. We canstill catch if he has got the plot twist. In the end, you don't see thisold lady up the back who's kind of been hiding and Jessen he's about to makethe big like dinging. Ah Shit, yeah, well yeah, so yeah Justin is back manand comedy. I reckon I reckon it. I was trying to think of what, if they hadlike comedy as a sport yeah, so you went out there you started doing youset and had commentators going all right he's led with his best joke, ansee what you can do here. Can you hear the comment tales or now you can't? Ohmaybe yeah. I don't know if you can hear the commentators. I think they'rethey're in their own thing. Yeah Right. I don't know that a kind of be weird.Wouldn't it because the the the audience would have to look back overit, the video version with the commentating and go oh yeah. I guessit's like. If you watch televised stand up, you'd have the commentary on it.Maybe Yeah Yep Yep Yep Yep yeah. So anyway, maybe we can get the right tothat man. Do you think your comedy would be better or worse for you if there was a like a concrete ranking system, theweather is in sport. Like do you think, because it's like comedies and arts ingeneral, it's like very subjective, but I always have this argument with my dadbecause he's like he's a coat cut, coach sports and it's like yeah andhe's always saying that it's like it being so like real and measured, istough because you see people who it's like like this one of because he catcheswhite water, Kayaker yeah. I was like this guy, who was probably the best inthe world during the Athens Olympics, no Aye, and he was saying like heprobably the best did, the best in all the races leading up to it and then inthe Olympic run he d he nailed it like. He did a really good run at the Olympe.But then it just happened at that. One race, when the Olympic final was waslike, probably the fastest race that been that year, like everyone did theirbest run of the year. Ah, so it was like the one race where the time he didwouldn't have one. So he came and forth. And it's saying, like you know it'sjust that one moment where it's all on nothing and his, and I get what he'ssaying, but I always say like man, but in comedy he wouldn't be at theOlympics. It would be you know some guy who had a was on triple M or had moreinstar followers or something yeah yeah yeah that that is so weird man. I HateI always thought successful people just had everything go for them, butnow, after watching more and more sports documentaries, you realize thebest people had everything against them, so many veiled, so many messes yeah, somany failed opportunities that that's what made them better like and that'sfucking, so annoying yeah. It's e go to these sports tacos andstuff, and you do think like Yeah Yeah, just crushing failure is what hardensyou and makes you yea makes. You good makes you better, but it's like they're,not making documentaries about the way more people who experience, crushingfailure, an kept failing and a yeah. Nothing went good for them. A yeahcause way more stories like that yeah. I know man yeah exactly. I was actuallylistening to the CORONET podcast. I was just telling you about talk aboutRussell brand and I'm often because I'm thirty seven now I'm often questioningmy life and where it's going and I need...

...maybe I need direction. You need theguidance of Russell Brands Yeah. He all will have about that feeling. I do. Ithink I think Russell Brann could show me the way yeah I've subscribed toluminary already he talks about, like you know, lookingafter yourself and stuff he's like, but my podcast is only available on thischannel yea this channel as pay me a lot of money,but that's fine. I would I would do the same thing, but I would never criticizesomeone in a ile but Conan Conan was saying that a child when he, when he first held his firstchild. He was like. I don't matter any more. This isn't about me, I'm notnumber one and I've heard a lot of people say that and I'm like. Maybe Ineed to stop looking after me and start looking after someone elseyeah. You know it's a great way of thinking about it. Maybe maybe you knowI work part time in a warehouse and stuff. Maybe if I had a child, thenwe'll just go. Look I just go to supply for this person hook or by Crook, likeit doesn't matter a hook or by Crook yeah by by yeah. Idon't know how, by Crook but yeah. Maybe that would lead me down the wrongpath and rob a bank gay yeah ape should have never got a kid. I would say bye,so we need a better one of those it's like by by love or by hard work whohard work does even K doesn't send yeah by book sounds like a very. I know whatyou did last summer start way of getting getting things. I'm gonna look after your son by Hook a cut off my own hand, to place it with alog. Now my son is taking care of forever Dan Whar. You hanging a clock off atall the time. I thought this is what he gat Todo the news baby boy, a Papa'sgot hooks for hand, yeah yeah, but no, I think, you'reabsolutely right. I think it's like there's. So there's I think you get toa point where it's like. How much can I really give a shit about my own stuff,anymore yeah? I like there's so many issues you build up in your head, whereit's like you try and it's like you know. You can't think your way out ofthis yeah, and I mean it's like you analyze. You can analyze stuff like somuch like so much for your whole life and always feel like I'm getting a bitcloser, getting a bit closer, where I think you have to get to a point whereit's like all right. This is not. The thinking is not helping here now isthis energy could be going to help other people or help. I don't know yeahanything yeah exactly you know like A. I love it like a you know it alreadyliving kind of or some you know like a live for my girlfriend in a way thatI'm like well, you know I usually wouldn't have probably be working asmuch in a day job, but all I want my jective this year is heard not to worryabout anything yeah. You know like I don't want her to worry about atChristmas. I'm always broke at Christmas. There's no man, no gigs! Yougot to spend all your money on presents. HMM, I usually fly down to sing myfamily this time. I don't want to be worrying about any money. I want tensand dollars in the bank for Christmas. You know what I mean like you, Hey e, avoices on me yea. I want to be smoking a cigar all the time at Christmas. YourChristmas goal is that you get visited by three ghosts. To T. tell you to beless greedy. Yeah they're, like you got what the threegoes to say: stop stop living a lavish lifestyle o Christmas. I've been obsessed with this. This thing on Instar, where I think myfriend J got me on to it, but it's like these, like inspirational, mame pages for likeentrepreneurs, Oh yeah and the they're,...

...the funny, if I'll, just grab one toshow yeah. But, like I love you, I love the idea that that'sthe next, like you know like wealthy, like grind this day, motivatedkind of like goal to am for is, like you got to be working so hard, thosegos to visiting you, those God ha ha ha Yah. I be so rich supernatural beingshave to come to you and tell you to be less glee, yeah yeah yeah. You got to learn morallessons the hard way through money. Now we are when you driving a pose, youdon't need no moral awakening yeah. This is my favorite one. I found itsome. It's Lena the CAPRIO playing the roleof Jordan Belford in the wolf of Wall Street. Who is yes already like a oneof the worst people ever, but these all these entrepreneur guys love him thatyes, the game. So it's just a picture of him, but then in like big, crazyriding underneath it says the money is coming, the new job is coming, that'spretty pretty standard for the end of Ye and it's like the good health iscoming. It's like all right, O this guy's, not in a great position. I guess-and it's like yeah, the new business is coming. It's like all right, isn't itnot in a business of any kind? At the moment, I guess it's like thebreakthrough is coming. It's like. Okay, it's got no money, no job, no health,no ideas of any kind yeah, and it's like the last one, is that the love iscoming. It's like, Oh, this is his is not me was not written in a good place,yeah yeah! That's it o! That's! It is no joke oranything. It's such a picture of of Jordan Belford. Is it the one wherehe's choosing or no no he's just kind of vaguely looking to the distance and then just a list of sad things thatyou wish you had in your life? I think we've discussed this in the podcastbefore about the. I read an article on the detective that arrested JordanBelfort and he said you e. You know in the movie. He makesthat dramatic speech and he sticks up for his mates. Yeah apparently did noneof that rolled over on everybody straight away. I became an informantlike the guy. You started the business with blabos rolled over on him straightaway. Like didn't even think twice did I had no moral judgment or whatsoever,and he said this guy was not a salesman. He ripped people off. He took familieshad saved up all their money to put them in an investment, and he fuckingtook it all ripped him ruined everybody's lives. It's like, I don'tknow why you would ever attend any of this guy's classes. Yeah. What a I don't know I kind of feel abit. I felt a little bit. You know because you got Martin Schoolsacy who made it and stuff like that and like it doesn't matter like it's amovie, it should be. You know its got to generate feelings and no one shouldsay how true it is or how you know what I mean. There's no rules in movies. Westill feel a little you're like score sacy. Can you at least to prick him asa prick yeah yeah fucking dirt bag? It's like all right, so I got toportray this guy he's yeah yeah, one of the worst financial criminals of thisera, probably getting played by like the hottest guy in the world and thenmaybe get like ye es big montages of him. Just banging super models, hey allthe drugs he can get his hands on. And what should I play like kind of sadominous music showing that his life's out of control I'll get just like thereal pump in cane, like big cool Monti, yeah yeah, to let her on know how badhe is a? He should be doing this. It's like a modern like a moderncriminal. We could do like a scorseby pic on where it's just likethey're, the mad, a sky of all time. Yeah, like I don't know, Iver Malat,like I've,...

...sorse cool side, yeah he's just like hewas God's gift to backpack, Hey, I'm aving my lad. What kind of accent did was heYugoslavian or something like that? An I don't know it's good. Some accenthe's been played by Russell Brand Yeah all right, I'M A I'm! Just not lost thevoice instead of the montage of all the stuff he collects from his from hisvictims. He had back packs and and all that yea kept it all in a shed.Biscuits got one of those big slow, montages of it all like yeah and it'splaying like you know that what is it what's that? What's that Kanye Song, what did D yeah the black skin head black skin in he's just like driving out all the wayI had it all yeah a house in South Australia. It's got likea Swedish girl with a thumb at going hello, hi, my name's avid like the doorflips open. You know the pick stops. They got their hands out. The Sun rooflike who that's making names of Ivan Malata.It's like believe yeah. You can get what you want is for no one even thought to check what hedid or was known for man. We should do that just make ifthem a, let me be inspiring, but but we don't, we just get movies a littleworse. We just get seen sort of photos of the worst people just get. You knowjust motivationalist. I feel like that's what they are mostlylike. They're kind of it's weird I feel like the hyper. Like you know, entrepreneur, capitalistpeople yeah, like the images they share, are identical to, like the most kind ofyou know like socialist people, where it'll just be a picture of Jeff Bees,US and it'll be like you could make seven thousand dollars a day for therest of your life and still not have as much of Jess Bes us M, and it's likethat's the thing you'd see on like a you know, like a communist type, pagebeing like yeah yeah. Isn't this fucked? We got to change the system as entreeguys are sharing that gun cool, yeah yeah, the more money for me, the betteryeah yeah. That's so good man, I think there's a bit in that somewhere, likeas people going like the same statement, exactly thesame statement could be used against their beliefs. Yeah T I mean like likeit a universal statement like yeah, just like yeah, the Jeff Besoscan make all this money for himself or it can be like your Jeff Bees. USmakes all this money by himself. Just for him. You know yeah, it's the simplefact that, like you, no make sous the coolest guy ever or the devil did thedevil. Eh Jeff Pesos is the devil. Yeah Man I'm like anyway. What were wetalking about? How do we get on this? Anyway? I don't know I love. I love the.I love people apologizing through capitalism like I'm, I love the rock. Ifall in one instar, just because it's like a larger te life person. Yeah he'sjust I don't know if he sleeps, like I don't know when he sleeps, I don't know.I don't know if he's real any more thewrong he because you'll just see it like. I was just skimming throughNetlik Otar's, just like the rock presents. It was like a Nijar thing,but it was like it could be. The strongest person he's like I formulatedall of these exercises to trove who the harness person is in the world. Youknow and then, and then you can just tell he's, just been flown in and justshot this stuff on a green screen and...

...just flown back out like yeah. Just like that's how rich is bill justflying and when the black loves mad at things happened. The rock apologizefrom all these three brands is like rock. He had all all the logos onInstar an it was like Rockall, a rock wear, or something like that hardhardware, or something like that, would like to apologize on behalf of blacklives matter, and it's got then he's to kill a brand as well. It's just operating that many things. Iwouldn't be surprised if you apologize from like I don't know what is it to Mundy yeah, the fast and the few erest franchise,but also like to apologize? I just got these apologisin, it's socrazy. I was like I don't know, you know, speaking of American sports andstuff, it's crazy, how things go beyondcreativity in America because it does become a franchise like I don't knowlike you've got a football club or something in England, and it's becoming like that inAustralia, but in America, when they talk about a basketball team, I, likeit's a good franchise like yeah like that one's like I belong to this study.I was born in this city. It's like a franchise and its love it. How fast andfurious I mean at the center of it. I mean there was a fair bit of it thatwanted to make money, but the first movie was about telling a story andpresenting cool cars yeah like a creative vision, but nowit's a franchise like you know what I mean like yeah, it'sjust like you can could have it can be, doesn't have to have the same people init or anything you can just plug anyone in and like because so re created theweeping woman dozens of times. I did it differently, the painting, I love it,how you be called it. The weeping woman, franchise, yeah, well money's, the ward, Lat least he'slike you know, did so many different paintings of war. orderlies yeah. Ilove how m O friend and comedian anges Gordon had this bit about fasting thefurious and he was just doing crowd work and he said to his the night. Iwas there. He said this guy in the front road. It's like deal like fastand a furious and the guy said yeah, and he goes. What do you like about it?And it goes I just like franchises, wonderful way to live he's just eating from a bag of red,roster yeah, so man, McDonald, Star Wars, it's like multiple popularmultiples of things, it's good at like a shirt on yeah. I just like franchises man. I just lookFrench. I you want to put my nd start up. Absolutely, not yeah yeah. Fifty around the country and we'll talka hang on before we see this movie. Isthere more than one yeah in a part of a series yeah. I only want only watch apequet and then the series Yeaman yeah, what we catch up man. We talk aboutcreative ides. What creative I did we have well day. I for think. What areyou thinking about? I don't know I got a few more joky things, but I thinkthis may could maybe be a fun sketch or something could it be a franchise. Ithink it could be a friendship I actually does take place in severalparts, so maybe that makes it the franchise okay, but I don't know so you know how with Ithink this is a separate idea that could turn into something. You know how,like the Yout, algorithm, just kind of kind of knows you better than you knowyourself almost or a it just forces you to yeah just grinds you into liking,something after a while yeah, because I feel like I like I like climbing and I like, like UF Cand stuff, and so you tubes just gone you like park or, and I'm like yeah,not really yeah. It get shows it. When...

I feed sometimes don't watch it andthen it's just been been a year of it. Just like grinding me down really ashis like, you gonna Trust me. You like this park on yeah, I don't do Parker, Idon't care about park. Yeah, I'm going to watch part in a check it out wereI'm not not interested in park or, and then anyway, I've been watching tons ofthese park or videos finally got me and and they're sick. It's just lies this of these English dudes and they're.Doing all these amazing flips and they're, always the cops, always tryand stop them, and then they always like negotiate with the cops and stickout of it. Somehow it's so cool, it's like the bat yeah, but I just want to make like a like a video or something that'sexactly in the style of these like fancy park or blogs, whether or thedogs, whether it's all filmed really well, when they got the music and theall the flips and then edited sick and they're. Talking about all the stuffthey're going to do, and it's all feels really real and they're. Like all rightyeah, we got great great set up here, doing some new roots out where inbright on by the canal, we got and then straight away, one of them just likeget stuck directly underneath the steam roller and it's just getting slowly runover and the Guy Doing the bloc do as Christ Tim. Oh now tempt fucking outthat this was Casnar a takin out of there, a God, not what you way. I stillfalling DABOAS crisis and then just cuts, and then it's like starts upagain. It's like cool, music and flips and protect to dree like cool scenerieslike all right boys back at it. It's four months since the last flog, whentim got run over by that steam roller, not not great. Obviously, but you knowwe got to keep at it. Tim loved love, doing these videos with us, and I meanhe wouldn't want us to stop, and it's been a lot of growth and therapy and all the boyshave been having a hard time, but we are back at it. So all right, Gabe isgoing to take us to the first route. Jos. Chris Gat gav straightaway slideson the different steam roll crogate. It cuts again and then it'slike start as words. A franchise yet startsup again you get the same cool, music and everything, and it's the guys allright. It's a four years since we did the last videoreally really a hellish time. For me, I guess be in a lot of therapy and spent a lot of time believing I wascursed and I've been gradually working through that and I still partiallybelieve I'm cursed, but we got to do something I guess so you know Tim and Gabe would want usto keep going. We don't have any of the original crewany more. Most of them didn't want to work with me and the other three. Theydid dine steam roller accidents that we want filming, but we're got a new crew,not as good. I think most of these boys they they're not really park or guysthey just want to die, and they think that working with me will kill them aswell, so they're not not as good really, but here we go and maybe they'll din asteam roller accident. Again I have forgot the ending yeah, that's a greatyeah yeah, that's so good! I like other or maybe in the end. He could go we'redoing this park or bit in a office yeah no steam rollers, and then he like getback flips into like a small cubicle and there is a huge steam rothering.It's like an office to like design steam rollers like anarchitectural ofise, didn't realize they had a huge display, one in thelobby. That is good yeah. That's great, alsolike the hard to doing comedy like because youcan kind of see it coming, but you can't see you can also also can't seecome. I think if you delivered it right...

...and you kind of did deliver it right,where you just do that on stage talk about how park or has been coming up in Youtte and it'sbeen coming up and on Bay, it's not going to grow me down. But let me justsay: Pako is sick, yeah yeah, it's IT'S INCREDIBLE! The flips they do isyeah yeah. I wish there was like a a button to you could like apologize toyou tube like this is Yo. I want to just be like look you tube. I was wrong.You are right, it is sick, yeah he, but that really good youtte goes yeah, no worries, here'ssome videos on capitalism, it's slowly! Just you go up park or iscool, and then you get to start getting you ads. That kind of I don't know,what's a half way between park or an ad capitalism for park or and capitalism yeah. It's like people back flipping at thestock market, Yeah Yeah I mean people doing park or inside the stock marketor stuff, and then it's just the stock market yeah. I sagely lows you in yeahyeah yeah man, that's great, that's great! II was. I was trying to think of some give arrive today with two note books,which I respect E. I haven't used them in a while, because I've been I've beenas said before, I've been working my day job. Now last episode we talked about mysong, which is like Smarra S, see my dreams come on and dip me and creepyeah. That's a fan of that Song Yeah! Well last night, man, okay, last night,I think I told you in the last one I was on. You know: I've only beenperforming at some more crowds. I felt a flater by stand up and then I someone who's booking a room. Lastnight said I hey, I need somebody and I was like fuck. I don't really want togo, but I'll go and do it anyway. You never know I've got nothing else to do,and I was sad because I close the borders and I can't see my family. So Iwas like all right old, oh go yeah and I was I opened with thatyeah and it went great yeah. It's awesomebecause I would sing it and I go to anyone else. Have a productive, lockdown yeah an and it went good yeah, that's e yeah. So that's in the lastepisode. It's my dumb song so and then the I did some other ideas and feltgood, but it was. I ended up with the bamboos bit that we talked about in thefourth episode I think yeah, and that was a good ending for thefirst time. I think I said in the other stand upset, I feel like a flail at theend. Yeah, it's not knowing it's all half finished ideas. It's nowand you just like. Oh well, that's that's it. I guess and walk off andthen you don't feel satisfied in the audience. Don't feel satisfied. It'sbeen like a couple of months of that yeah like every now and then you know,but then last night I was like. I did two sets and they both ended. Great.That's all saying, I'm back! That's what you want. That's what I've beenmissing, that Yeah Yeah Yeah. It felt good man. It felt good attied up with new stuff that I'd rand. So I've got these two. Ninety six page,a four exercise, books, yeah full of ideas- and I was so deflated because Iwas writing furiously for a couple hours a day, getting nothing. You werefurious when your run yeah yeah, I was Suchoi, was an blood knuckled. I hadlike one of those Rambow head scarf song, whatever I no sure I was covering a chetty in your belly and like a big vein on my forehead,that it was a burst surrounded by dead...

...cop. It's the only way I write on the STUBcaper he's right in his he's. Writing this cream bit greame yeah! So- and it was weird because I was therewith another comic like Freeman and we're both kind ofthere, not knowing what we were going to do, how how the GIG was going to goand the first one was real. The crowd were real, tough and it went good and then the second one, the crowd realgood and it went good yeah, but it was pretty pretty hard to stuff up thesecond one, but by the end of it I was going to message more people for spotsyeah now, so it went from not wanting a message anybody to go and where elsecan I get on all its so that feeling in so long yeah so yeah? I just thought of an idea. I don't knowwhat it could be II was just because I was. I saw thistesselation they're, going to put a video open on Instar er. I was like,what's your favorite tesselation remind me where the cession is again atesselation is when shapes fit together in a Paten, Oh yeah. So it's like Iasian or herring bone and thought that would be a funny songlike what's your favorite tesselation? What's your favorite tesselationherring bone or Isha or swastika, and have the waste Gizon, but that's a bit of a cheap, go to thethe Nati thing. Yeah, the real dark left, Er yeah yeah, the real dark leftterm, but I thought maybe there's something in that there's also men. I've been on your advice. I watch pop star, thelonely island yeah, t e, the only island movie, and I also watch the Bashbrothers, where they have their yeah, like their kind of songs about them asbaseballs, and so it remark it inspired me to write a wraps about yeah wraps about like so this one'sabout the stars and stuff yeah, and you ran these by me before and I'ma huge fan of these wraps okay. But I thought I thought what I thought.Maybe I could do so. Basically, all the songs abouthaving sex with aliens, but really they start out as like whets one aboutracism and how we can all come together, but really at the end of about havingsix with Alian, and I was thinking if all countries got the dicks out and an ite or orificeof all the orifices of the aliens we can all come together. Ahi Love the idea of Youi performingthis, for just like you were in a like, a white robe and there's the Gol Steamin the background. Yet like a huge like Gospel choir behind you. Well, this isit man. This is. This could be the birth or something because I thought-and I looked this up on mine- I thought what if my MC name, so I don't even goin there as any kappa. I go on as MC kitchen sink right, yeah and I found atoy kitchen sink that I could wear like stuck to my face. Yeah yeah with thatwith the kind of face with the eyes cut out. So is it upside down like a hat orhow do you so the kitchen sinks, so my face is where the bottom of the sink is.Okay, so the TAP and everything is coming at the top of my head- oh yeah,perfect, yeah, so, and then I always I was trying to think of a cool line. Idon't know why I thought is, but we just funny watching a a man with akitchen sink attached to the front of his face. Just go on. I got everythingbut, like I m I'll, make you think and my rhymes don't stink. I got everythingbut...

...talent. You know what I mean likesomething like that. You know. Could you get like if you manage? I don'tknow how I do it would look like, but if you got like a small amount of waterinto the tap part- and you could just make it like press something to make itor to spurn out at a certain time, man yeah, the there's, a toy kids, one thata then it does that I think a man. So I'm trying to I m trying to yeh sourcethis yeah. That's what I like in a rap song, yeah spraying Capering, tap, O fill with champagne or something yeastick out your tongue and get spread in your mouth yeah. That's Bolling, that'sPOLINA COOL! If I was holding a ball of Champagne, the whole time o yeah sprayit out, but ye man yeah. So I don't know I wastrying to think of a costume, but I was thinking, there's only two songs and Iall started out a bout as something serious, but then it ends up about himhaving sex with aliens. I was trying to think of other songs I could wedge inbetween that may be on about fucking aliens.But maybe is this a Tuson character? You know what me is just just onelittle bit. I guess in a show I mean, does you know you know in comedy?Sometimes you'll have a funny joke. Then you'll have one it's not so funny,but then you have the third one that calls back to the first one M and ithits it really hard, so the sec one's kind of still funny.But it's a wedge. I look like A. I love the idea of it kind of almost being apologetic of yes allright. It's crass me fucking an alien. You know e H, e h, t you know hit forthat kind of thing and yeah yeah. I next one we're going to get serious.This one is about something more personal to me. This is, and then youand then it comes back to being about the a Leni's like all right. That was acheap joke. I know, but seriously this next song is means a lot to me and likereally it's like that thing, they all know the alien song is coming, but youus can like insist that now this one is about philosophy and the environmentand like a yeah, really really double down on it, not being about fucking analien yeah yeah, because I thought the third,because I wrote three songs. So I've got one about romantic romantic movies, about the notebook,how it would have been better if they fucked an alien in the year, so the strongest one at the start, Ithink, is the one about the galaxy yeah. And then you got the second one, whichis about the notebook and the third one which packs a rule punch which is aboutracism and how we should all come together and stuff. But it's really atthe end of Bour fucking aliens that one packs the biggest punch, butwill they be tired by then? This is the tar of my life is that I, like I've, been so worn down by comedythat I just feel like for me is like yeah. That should be the only thing youdo like. That's a wait, a different like yeah. What are you talking about?Don't even do anything else. I just yeah just get up there and you knowcare if they want a plan the by the second joke yeah. But I got to rememberit's like to the to the layman baby. I might not a yeah, they might wantsomething. You know more later what he is more relatable er than anthinking about some extra tourie. It's the one thing that really binds us alltogether is the the deep unsaid desire to fucking Alenan, because I man this, I think, songs likethose have got to come to you in a flash and you don't know what theymean, but you just got to write it down record it straight away, like I thinkyou know, in team America, where he's like talking about it's got, the loveSong is like Pearl Harbor Sucks. I, and...

I is you yeah, like the song justdescribes Pearl Harbor and how bad the yeah the movie was and he's like PearlHarbor, sucks and- and you know it's a better. So it's a love song, but it'sjust about how bad Pearl Harbor was you like yeah, whoever wrote that tray orMat Parker they would have just that idea would have come up in the showeror something yeah. It wasn't like a hey. It was likea brainstorming process that led to that. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, like a lovesong. I can we write a funny love Song. Yeah. Definitely you know. I think thatwould have been a heated, the spirit of the moment. You know what I mean likerose, the other ones, some of the other songs you like, like America, Fuck Yeah,like that you could see a brainstorming process, maybe behind that like yeah,definitely yeah so yeah we're getting two in depth. Now,anyway, it doesn't matter who care yeah, yeah, but yeah. So, anyway, about thisserious thing, the dilemma I have with my sock about fucking aliens, yeah yeah, I mean I feel like just openingwith that cream thing, like you were saying, like that's so cool just tojust come out there with the weirdest stuff and it's like yeah, I think themore you can just gradually adding stuff like that into a regular set. Youknow like you, can do. Ah Do a couple bits. Do An alien song to a couple bitsto another alien song like it's just you know it doesn't have to be all orone thing you can just come a piece together, not unlike a tesselation yeah. You knowthe the crazy raps and your stand up bits or whatever will fit together.Yeah, that's cool man, yeah yeah, because, like I am in love with that MCkitchen sink yeah. Maybe I could put that in you know, like a show situationwhere people are sitting watching me for an hour. You know you have youropen or MC kitchen sink, it never comes out. Does a rap or something like that orwhatever you know, but yeah yeah. If I think it's probablymore effective, if I'm just doing stand up, then I do the rap the first rapyeah about the stars and then do a bit more stand up and then go all right.Let's do another rap and no fucking around I'm fucking around. I know whyyou're here I want to end on like a pointing a thing. I talk about racism,yeah real to mention Seagan, then comedy is fun, but you want to go outon a more beautiful, thoughtful kind of nod. Yeah Yeah, I D N. I was trying to get awayfrom the craft type of thing, but sometimes I think when it's that weird, it's it's good. You know yeah. Definitely. Iagree. I think that weirdness like diffuses crassness yeah,you can do the most fucked thing ever yeah, but if it's like it's only it'sonly fucked because of it's like intent to shock yeah, where, if you're intentis clearly it's too weird that anyone would have any actual objection to it.It's just a joke is like imagine a person being dumb enough to say thisyeah like. If that's the joke, then you can do whatever you want. Eth's IT Amain a person beingabsolutely it's ridiculous that someone would ever say this yeah. There is no shock value. There's beenno thought put into this yeah. The joke isn't like imagine, fucking in Ali Os, like whatam I doing, yeah man yeah now we've got. We usually do apub joke of the week, but I don't have one I I don't have one today, but wecan do you have any more or ideas you want to share me. I had a few likeshorter all ideas. All I don't know that I, if I skate...

...all right, the is actually pretty onbrand with the fucking aliens. Okay, actually, the I just think it's funny you know peopledescribe like an attractive woman is foxy. Oh yeah, El, like that, wouldhave taken like the first person to do. That would be there be so much courageto describe in a Pratt. Woman is foxy like it's such a big, like real out of left field way to describea person yeah. I mean it's also just like, like Oh get a lot of her fellows,get a lot of that broad. She reminds me of that animal. We all want to have sexwith the Fox. Ah, you know that animal that lives in binsand it's garbage the sexiest animal of all me yeah yeah from the sexiest country, OldEngland, yeah, and for that to just catch on the waythat it did that everyone's, like yeah sexy. Like a Fox yeah, I get a box I'm into that yeah, a garbage, tin,Rodan, sick, yeah. Ah, that's good and then Jimmy Hendricks like gettingbehind that to sink Fox Fuke La Yeah Falada. I want to have sex with a Fox,A and introduced species to Australia. They became a well wide pissed. You can eat out of my garbage any night.Foxie, that's just a short hand. Ther is sexy. Yeah, like I think anythingwolf ask the dog family not sexy is. It is the Fox from the W from the wolffamily from the Cano and type family. I guess is like a little little wolf yeah.You have like Fox terriers. Yes, I guess there's this Fox in there. Iremember I had this Japanese dance album once yeahand I had this really cool song in it were as a dude, defining style he'slike style. You know, I mean, like dogs, have no style cats, have it inabundance and that always I was like yeah dogs. Don't have any style theygoofy they're, like you know what I mean like the Bun. There is droon yapingeverywhere and they begging for your of your love for as cats. A look you knowthis leak M. I think I know you and I talked to this. I think the reason whyI think women are sexy and men aren't sexy and I think the reason dogs aren'tsex and the reason cats are sexy is because I think it's aerodynamic yeah.I put a cat in a wind tunnel. It's doing.Okay, it's kind of got an AROPA yeah type shape. A dog is like it's fucking, it's jails,a flapping all over the open everywhere, it's like man, we got all the bitsgoing everywhere. That's why I no wants to see men nowwe're not Eridani. I think you're on to something there, because it's likepeople even describe cars, as sexy t like you know, there's like if onedesign like sleek guys like Oh that's, a sexy, looking car where yeah theyjust mean aerodynamic yeah like that's what it is. It's just sort of smoothand narrow. No one says sexy van yeah, that's a sexy band or a yeah yeah sexy tank. I'd be good,like we're saying you know like aren't versus sport,where it's like an objective measure like I'd like to bring in a like anobjective, ranking system on what sexy yeah. Just you put it in a wind tunneland see how it fares yeah exactly man, that's not a bad bit. I could do withsome kind of chart. You know if I had a chart of sexy, Aroton MCyeah like where they fit in together. You know yeah. Definitely like Panther sexy,yeah, brick, not sex, no, not sexy at...

...all! Yeah, like a nice wooden table,sexy rand with round cornishes, yeah yeah like a stool, not sexy, yeah man. That's a yeah fold out chair,not sexy. That would be destroyed in a windtunnel. What an Wot, the sexy carby like a TNIG, what a six catch yeah likes, oneof those smooth leather, couches yeah, it's pretty sexy, although still introuble in terms of aroynt yeah yeah. So there you go man. They reckon thatthat's why humans are attracted to shine. Not so much now. I, like a Mat,finish on things, but Ye these thins. The reason whywe're attracted to shine is because it reminds us of water from which we needwater to live. That's really interesting, yeah Ye. So if somethingshiny were like, oh well, it's bardery. It's helps me survive. Eather, fore it's more attractive, Rita Yeah! You forget how dumb we arelike wet yeah. Just that mammal brains and stuff like yeah Yo could be yeahlike looking at someone and he like a she's really pretty, and it's like yourbrains like her her shiny, drink it drink, water YOI could drink that herdrink, her shiny hair. Oh Ah, THAT'S GREAT YEAH! That's socool yeah! There's something in that as well. Isn't it yeah? Absolutely it'sfine! Every dynamite and shiny yeah, like a shot, would you have sex with ashiny plane, have to be pretty shining as in a shonyrocket like not even I have sex of the shiningrocket. I think they could break out of the atmosphere. I have sex withanything that can leave Earth's atmosphere. I'll put that at just outof respect put that happen. He had burning up yeah, yet a asher. We areburning up, you're, all right with me things that can really entry, not sexy.I don't mean if you see I scape pod, like a flat bottom, the shoot coming off the top yeahdisgusting, no idea where you're really going to land yeah, you go coin, maybein the Atlantic floating and he in some kind of weird boy waiting for the navy. Yeah wait a ahtoneedy axin the atmosphere for a now. That's exy, hat's confidence. I don't need nobody. I like referencing old models likeelmet person, yea a macpherson. Now she could at exit the atmosphere. Oh Man, that's great! Always I've beenlistening to a bit as easy top. Lately, yeah, you said you would watch adocumentary yeah, it's great and it's the real s and n things to talkabout legs. M Yeah, Lady's legs like Le She's got legs. He knows how to usethem, but I know everything is so kind of sexualized and stuff. Now and it'sso in your face. You got instare and red tube and stuff people like Oh blaks,Yeh, Sen, Lix, I've Sen, like Bruce, I don't know in the S and s whenyou see one point our year, you like wow legs right yeah. I wonder where that comes from because,like you know, obviously men find in sixteen I mean sorry, women find sixtythings in men. You know if we're big and strong, because that comes fromproviding and all that kind of stuff yeah. You know, like you know, beingtall, you know a tall man, you know yeah, he you know, I wonder, were legs...

...one of why legs were attractive for aman for a bit. You know like. Oh, she could run after something yeah, youknow she could she could shake horse. Could catch a deer. I don't know yeah where's the where's,the primal kind of I don't know yeah root of that yeah. I don't know. Maybe it was justlike because it was such a just, a conservative of thing whereit's like yeah, you wouldn't show your legs for a long yeah, I kind of in the sexual revolution or whatever it's likeyeah yeah. You know it's like someone wearing a mini skirt was like a crazylung. Scandalous thing a also. It comes back. Jack, Teredon,amice yeah legs are aerodynamic: Yeah Yeah, Oh man,just they're, really the most aerodynamic part of the body. Yes, itof a disembodied leg in a wind tunnel or something like there's no drag onthat absolutely and with a high heel on theend yeah. That's it crazy. That's a basically a Harpoon Yeah Yeah, Oh man, it's great yeah. It was thecraziest thing that zest documentary was like you forget how like bands or performers or anythingcould get popular before the Internet yeah and like things where it's like,there's so few spots on television and the radio, and so it's like they kepttalking about. How word was getting the round? Yeah Yeah? How? What do you meanand they in the interviews they're, like yeah yeah, I think word had gottenout that there was a hard rocking trio from Memphis. A WHO's like you know,gone just talking to your friends and, like neither of you, have heard thisband like a on n a record or it's not on the radio or anything, and you likea I t what have been up to not much yeah cool. I had some interestinggossip the other day. Apparently there's this new hard, rock and triofrom me. That could be interesting yeah. It isweird man I remember we were before the Internet. I remember on when Smash deSmashin pumpkins brought an album out melancholy and the infinte sadness, andI remember listening my friend had a tape that he would play some of thebest songs, my stomach just rumbled in they. He would play some of the bestsongs from the smashing Pumpkins and I didn't know the songs. I didn't knowthe band, but I heard those songs and I reallyliked him. I was like, Oh, this is good. You know his real good, but I neverasked him who played them or whatever, but I remember seeing in the CD shopthe art work of melancholy in the fine sadness got this like crying womansitting in a star. You know this beautiful painting and it didn't havethis mess in it. Had this messing Punkins in small ledders, but me seeingthat it an gone who would buy that like it would buy that like Y, you know justyeah, then then cut to three or four months later I on the album yeah Ibought it. Like you know, that's yeah before I had no association that thattype of band would have that type of art work, because you just think itwould have some kind of rock out work or some yeah yeah. You know yeah, itwas so cool and that's the way word was kind of passed around in a weird thingthat people would make their own tapes and then just play it like a mix tapeor something you go. What's this yeah definitely yeah. I heard a thing Iloved about Houdini, where they were saying Ho Dini was like he was a celebrity before media rightlike it was, I think maybe the radio just existed or something but there'sdefinitely no television know anything, but he'd just do these. It was like allpublicity stunts. Like you know, it's like imagine this, there's no you're,not watching the media, there's! No! Yes, and you can watch ever and thenyou hear word that a guy is going to, like you know, lock himself in chainsand jump into the river and, as Ye be like why I got to see this yeah and youjust do that enough and were just...

...gradually build around till it was likeeveryone in the country knew who dean he was. Yeah is from doing that yeah and it's insane yeah. I Love Shit like that. I always bring upthe you know. I think I'm disgusted with you is you know where RichardBranson own the Virgin Record label and no one else would sign the sex pistolsand he was Richard Brand was broke a lot of his bands weren't making moneyany more. He missed out on a big deal with dire straits so danny he said, O a sinus pistols,put him on a boat and had him plan. I am an anarchist in front of Bucking andpalace yeah, like you know, and and yeah that's kind of like aviral sensation like people talking about that. Like do you see this bandlike that were there was a CD yeah were crazy to buy you're crazy to buy the CD.The Queen would have been absolutely livid yeah watching that Yeah God damnit. I hate the coin. I'M gonna buy. Thissay that I don't now a punk ro man. Well, that's great! I reckon thishas been a fun catchup, there's been a delightful catcher, be very fun. Yeahvary in depths. Most people listen. This now willprobably do comedy they'd be stupid, not to yead. I'm always saying: There's not notenough. People do comedy, and the ones who do it are too good. I think so. I think we shouldname this episode: The Bible to Better Bible yeah, the Better BibleBible to Ponto the boreally. So many people have learned stuff to take awayin their life and in their comedy life. Do you think this would be a good tagline for a show? It's like the bibles back and this time it's good ha ha ha ha. The just the Chitties show ever, whichis her randies Bible will bust. Your ass is at your granddaddy's Bible, yeah, a Bible. Listen for WHIMPS, so man, a tough man, Bible, a Bible for men, isr Bible for men. Oh, isn't that a yeah! Is that whatwhat's Lad Bible? That's something! Isn't it yeah? I think it's I remember remember. Once there waspeople were going to like tough men's book club Yeah. It was like a book clubfor men to sit around and bi. Don't know I guess they read Hemmingway andstuff about him, killing sharks and I yeah like yeah, tough men's book cluband I'm like, Oh God, it's the worst O, it's all the worst that like yeah official you're, not it's you'reallowed to read. Yeah you've got permission to read this time becauseyou're a man I was like that's kind of what I'm proud of myself, because Ithink I remember. I took a class once in like making children's books m likein Brisbane and was with all these old women. I was the only man in the class.It was like two young girls there, but mostly old women, yeah and it was justgreat likit- was great. There was no. There was never any reference that Iwas a man. Never any! You know what a man like, never any yeah. It was neverno one ever said my dad never said to me, fuck you. You know some. Why, whenyou go to a man's Children's book, Writing Club, you know what I mean like yeah, yeah, yeah and you're, not likein your head, going like O. I m the only man here what a you doin a you know: What does it have to be amen's book club? Just that's the exciting thing, like imagine, being theonly man at a book club like getting it in getting a perspective, onlike a different perspective, thegender that is different from yours,...

...their perspective on a book yeah andlike the whole, like the book clubs meant to be like an educational thing.It's me the whole point of it is to broaden your horizons yeah. The idea oflike from the get go. It's like all right, we're all conforming, and it'sall about this one thing from the beginning, like imagine everybody inyour boat, in your position, your gender, all commenting on a book thatyou read, Yeah Yeah, the old man in the sea is good because he's tough yeahhe's coming away. Yeah Yeah, I agree. Actually all right is everybody wearingDenham, okay, everyone's got t the bottom of their jeans rolled up. Okay,everyone wearing tea boots. Good everyone's got one of those kind ofmanicure bees, sweet, yeah, sweet, beads, yeah, everyone drinking a beokay. Then, let's start the boy right, you got a whiskey, that's fine, too ayeah! Let it pass this done. It doesn't go to mix it with it. Has It all right?Let's continue, anyway, you've Ben you've listened to the tough man's podcast, but also a non genius specific podcast.So it's been been a great experience, yeah. Well, that was a fun catchup manthanks for listening. Thank you. If you've been enjoying these, maybe tellsomeone about it or we got the face book group. Yet all in there yeah andyeah give us a review yeah. It was a real like, and I mean it does yeah. Itwill be preferable if it was good. If it's bad, I don't know, maybe rideit somewhere bring a bottle and floated in the ocean or just wrote what you were going towrite for us, but just on a different product, yeah yeah, it's like a just arandom et s, yeah, someone who makes crafts or something well, probably alarge company. You don't want to yea some someone small, you know! Well, youknow what this that thing on Google, where you can like review historicalsites and stuff yeah yeah, go to like the the Vatican or something be likeJack. Bruce is not funny a this is this is a perversion of theHoly Spirit, podcast et ne time,.

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