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Episode · 1 year ago

Mask Themed Car

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WELL it's friday and we're back. The ideas this week are HOT and flowing. These two will blow your mind with their creative prowess and stature.  Each epsode comedians Nick Capper and Jack Druce have a "Fun Catch Up" to discuss comedy ideas or just ideas in general. Sometimes it's not even ideas, just fun or both. Join the facebook group here https://www.facebook.com/groups/973969866354562/ You can find Jack Druce at https://www.jackdruce.com/ You can find Nick Capper at http://www.nickcapper.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I their podcast fans. Do you lookfriendship but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it's time forfun, Tattas, that's right: Fun! Catchups, Oh yeah, fun, corn! We goingwe're going. Oh Man, hello, everyone welcome to another another fun Catchup,I'm Jack Rose, and I am Nick capper yeah again. This is first. This is the first one we'verecorded in stage for Melbourne, Lock Down Yeah Yeah, and so that's why itmight not be as funny because stage for takes away the funny yeah. Ah Well, yeah. They really clampdown on rifting. Yes, that spreads the most disease laughingand riffin yeah, they say laughter is the best medicine, but it's also the most potent spreader of disease as well.So once you get a sit crew it out going it just attracts more people to theroof. Yeah Pretty death trap pretty much soon. You just. I wish at leastcomedy work like that man. I wish you could just start doing comedy in thestreet and then more. If you were good at it, more and more people would comeyeah. I like this, go se and just like all of a sudden, you just got a crowd.You know yeah, it's like laying down a like a boom box and a break dancing metin the s or something yeah. People just gather around and go like. Oh thisguy's riffin yeah got the gang together, yeah man. I have got to tell you something.I don't know what what's happened. I for a drawing the other day. I just puta thing out about the mask. I saw that yeah and now I'm obsessedwith the mask it's all I think about is the mosque, and then I did a video about the masterday and it was about like a masque, themed honeymoon, and I mean I'm not going to tell youthe video whatever, but on the same theme. I thought of I've got this idea playing around in myhead that it's just funny to me, and it might be funny to you- is like there'ssome prime minister or someone running to be like in a government positionlike a politician, and he realizes diversity is a key factor that he'sgoing to be more accepting of more cultures and more like, and he wants todefinitely pealed to as a huge like gay scene in the neighborhood and and he'sconstituent and everything. So what he does. He builds a gay night club. Thatis the mask themed yeah. I don't know why. I think that's full,like I think that's funny because he's like you know like apeople that love the mask, because a lot of bright colors dancing like thatmake it he may get the ass just an out o touch politician, yeah, building them yeah fuck. The mask is so funny just likethat big yellow suit it yeah. It makes me and me one movie we got towatch together. That I haven't seen is the son of the mask. I think I'm pretty sure I've seen thatit looks herric like horrific and it's cool because the mask I don't know, Idon't know why, but they made him bold, like kind of green. So he's got likethis he's like this suaves dude ever but he's still kind of bald, which isno offense to bald people, but it's just not as seen as a a sexy thing is being bawled like it's not seen as a charismatic move.The then they've tried to fix it. That's kind of the is the mask is kindof the original pit bull in a lot of ways. It was like passing the torch of likethe cool, bold guy yeah like super sexy charismatic, Bald Crazy Guy. Actually, I think it was like the maskfor my generation. I think I think pit...

...bull actually said that in interviewonce that the mask was highly influence. Yeah, it was influenced by the kind oftraditional Latin music and also that Jim carries portrayal of the mask the tricks to God the mask man. You have to do a video of that.How the mask is influenced pit bull, Yeah and then you just coin out all thethings like yeah, the Latin dancing sunglasses suits people wear Susan,what he's always with women and stuff themask is, with a woman, there's a lot of sue. What about this as an image? It's likethe it's like a ven diagram and you've got you've got the mask, is one side andthen the other side is the the lead character in the video game,hit man that and then in the middle circle, that intersect is pit bull.That is the midpoint between you. Could you could say that the youcould have like a diagram of everything that's been influenced by the mass, soyou got hit man pit bull station Tathan is, is Statham Jeff,besos, yea, Jipshins, so good everything is they've all beeninfluenced by the Martus yeah. Did I ever tell you about when I didthat Gig at that that gaming convention in Melbourne an packs? No, I think, and it went went reallygood right. It went very good. I had a great time,but the because I did it twice and I think both times weren't fine. I thinkthe first one was like the like: a real stand out like crazy goodget because it's just such a huge big theater. It was really cool, but thesecond time a better thing happens because the GIG was fine, but it wasthe best walk on the stage I've ever done, because it's like this big, hugegaming convention, everyone dresses up and Shit, and so the MC is on stage andthey're like and Jack Druce and like as I'm walking on in the MC's walking off.There was a guy in a like, complete, really authentic, like perfectly donemask costume, like walking out of the theater as I walked on like the wholesuit, the green make up like thin, you out. If you were in a head or somethinglike just absolutely the mask like walking out before I'd even saidanything Tsieh man. This is the this is the greatest that is so good. I love just ninetyshit like that. Like the mask is yeah, it's the Aperto me. The nine is it's sogood. There was a there was the mask, the animated series- and I remember itbeing quite violent or like the comic book like they just completely thrownthe mask being this cartoon y character at the window and just clutched ontoall the guns and the violence and Yeahlin Shit Up. I can that's. That movie would havemore like I love to make a stat of this, butlike just catch phrases per minute, because it's just like he launches morethe maskers, more catch phrases than any other character. I think yeah, I anyou, got shoking, you got somebody stopped me. Maybe it's just the two. Actually it'sgot to have more than that yeah party, because I got a look Ma. I'm road kill, I know moments. Yeah we've got to watch some of themask together. I haven't seen it, but I we've got to watch it. Man, I'm fullypump to watch that there's. I don't know this bar at Bor.That's got a lot, O catch phrases, but not emits true, but man. I don't knowbecause I'm older than you I remember...

...you would always when I was a kid the mask came out, butevery now and then you'd run into a kid that had just seen ace venture, a pet detective or themask like every now and then you'd run into the, and they would just bequoting it all. The time remember my brother and I ran into our cousin atthe beach and all he could do is just he was the mask for the whole day like just going. Somebody Stop MeSmoking, you know and- and you just go- Oh yeah they'vejust seen the movie. You know like yeah. What is it about Jim Carey that he canjust like if you're like a, I don't know like an attention, starvedthirteen year old boy? He just has something where you like. I want tocompletely be him. I E like steal his essence to say everything exactly howhe would say it: Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah man, Yeah Him Austin powers that wasanother big one, Yeah Austin powers or yeah. You always know when someonewatched Austin powers and when they'd always go like. Iremember my English teacher once seeing the Second Austin powers and walking inand doing a lot of the matter like he was. This guy was teaching us aboutShakespeare and stuff and he's like he goes it's funny when he goes Austin. Iam your father. He Goes No. I can't really back that up and he he telling us that going yeah.It's really weird, because it's matter my like man, this English teacher, isso smart he's like the Meta action hero so cool. You Seen Austin power. It'ssuch a low threshold of like pop culture, knowledge for you to be thecool teacher. I think M, like you guys, got a look reference. One movie, that'scome out in the last ten years that kids know about and you're like you'retheman yeah, I think like that's. The competition is so low of anyone eventrying this is some or sometimes you meet a teacher. That's way you be ontheir time like we had this great teacher, but he was a bit of a daggy bloke, buthe was trying to fit in with us and he's like hey. Would you why don't youguys watch this movie? I've got called the boys, it's a classic. It's got likeDavid winner minute, it's just Astran, Australia and it's horrific like it isfucking horrible, like it's a great film likeit's awesome, but when you're an eighteen year old kid it's slow, it'sbrutal! It's not what you want to see. It's just a real sad tale, and I it's aclassic. It's such a beautiful film, but I only appreciate it like two yearsago, when I was thirty five. It was way too heavy for us way tooheavy. Oh Man, yeah man. So what any any crazy ideas you'vebeen working on this week made anything you've been working on Yeah I've beentrying my best, it's been more like tonet videos and stuff. So it's been alot of like kind of annoying, a lot more like editing and recording, ratherthan actually writing stuff. But I got a few ideas I think could be goodsketches or something it's like. So there's this. This isjust an example. I think it applies to a lot of things, but it's like with inthe UF there's like the main FC events, but then there's also a thing calledthe contender series, which is like a it's like a TV show where what's justmore fights but they're like audition ing to get into the UF C based, Oh yeah.I know I sots people who are like on the Amat just scene and they're tryingto break into the FC, but they don't and they always showpromos for it, but they never show that like people talking about theirfighting or their training or anything, it's like it just has that weirdreality show thing where they just all have the most tragic, upsetting backstory. You've ever seen. Yes, like sad...

...music on of these, like you know this,my family never supported me and I've grown up on the streets and mybrother's dead, and this is my one chance. I've sacrificed everything forthis, and it's like every single person is exactly like that, so I want to makea I want to make like an ad for a sports thing or a fighting thing orsomething were it's just like it's like coming upnext week on tragedy, fights and it's just goes through everyone's back storyand they're. Just like the most exaggerated shit, you can come up with,so it's like footage of them training and doing push ups and getting readyfor the fight it's like. I deserve to be in that Doctor Gone Man, my mother,exploded on Christmas. I got against it. I deserve that contracted is the guysfighting it's like well, my dog got kicked into a volcano, so I've got todo everything. They win this fight, just going back and forth with the mostlike unimaginably sad thing: that's happened to them. Yeah, that's great bit! Yeah! I was stuck on a cruise ship and theyyou got to buy the wifie there, but you're goin to buy that separately. Tothe credit card I mean, if you want drinks and stuff, you can get that justput on the tab, but wifie it's different. So I was on this cruise forlike three weeks, no wife was terrible. That's why I belong in the USCA. Idon't know. I think it's so insane like it's the most like exploitate kind ofway of marketing anything, but it's also like getting a it's not like. I don't know. What'sanother example: it's not like a reality show here. If you win, you geta million dollars or something it's like. If you win you get to fight in acage for like the lowest amount of money, they can possibly pay you likeyour an entry level into the sport. Yeah. It's like the prize is not verygood, really yeah, yeah yeah, exactly even yeah. I rememberwhen they had the when in excess needed a new singer. They did a reality. TVshow to get a new singer and they got this young guy who was like a bit of a rock starlooking to, but apparently that dude was sleeping in his car and all thisbefore he started singing for in excess, but then they released a single and abombed and the album bombed, and I don't know if he's singing with themany more. I don't think so so that poor guy would have like, Ithink, he's probably back in his car. Like he's, got to be poor guy. That's that's! Like the roughest thing.I've ever heard it's like, because I feel like if you're in your car chasingyour dream. That's one thing but to go from your dream back to the car. That'ssuch a such a longer joke yeah, yeah yeah! Now I remember what this the comedian Josh Ol when he told me thatspeaks and specks that he was going to be the host of the second, the secondtime around, and he was doing some Shit Gig somewhere and he was like well,this is it this. Is I'm not going to be doing these shit gigs any more I'll, bethe next host of one of e strays biggest t v shows and then it gotcanned after like three episodes he just working in a library again like it like that must be the weirdestexperience ever yeah. It's weird, though, like I think this is an an original idea of pet sonwas talking about this, but it's like no one's. If you go to the library and you seesomeone working at the library, no part of you is like a that's. So sad, it'sgot to work at the library yeah, but if you find out that guy you still bedoing something better you're like a man, I don't know yeah, it's like thethe down side is not actually that bad, but just you know what it would feellike to have the ups and downs I like that. Would stink yeah yeah mean yeah,I know,...

...but now I just don't. I think if I gota opportunity that big I I've been burnt and stuff that many times that Ithink I'm bullet proof now it's like not till the cameras are on and everything's been going for a while. Iwould feel secure yeah. I think that's true ye like I definitely not like I'veever made it in some big way or anything, but I know like when I'm like I've had pretty good sort of TVwriting, jobs for periods and it's like even then, I'm still I've never been ina state where I'm like Yep. This is me this is my life like I'm still, I lookhow much money I'm getting and in like, if I'm having a bad day or whateverI'll look, how much money I'm getting and I'll compare it to what I wasgetting washing dishes and I think how long I'd have to wash dishes to makewhat I make it a day in this and then it's like. Oh this is actually. This ispretty great yeah, exactly yeah man yeah. So as long as you can compare itto washing dishes, you're always going to be kind of okay, the rule is never say good. Bye toanything I never say good, bye to sweeping andwas sweeping a floor somewhere, always sweeping afore, no matter what nomatter what you're I'm swiping for. If you found out Tom Hanks, had like alike a mining pick in his house just ready to go like he was a yeah every roll. He was expecting to be sentback down the coal mines. I've always wondered about Steve Bashem because hewas a fire fighter and then, when September eleventh happened, he jumpedback on the fire engines and was helping him out. Yeah I don't know like. Is that safe, likeSteve, would have it wouldn't have been in a fire in, and I mean look thatwould have been desten for people and I'm not I'm not. You know. I Love Steve,love, Steve Bashem, but would I need stave at that point yeah. It's likeyou're, getting ready your breathing all the other fire fighters and you'relike all right guys. I M not going to sugar code it. This isAmerica is under attack. This is most likely the worst day. Any of youwill ever have and you'll have to be mentally sharper than you've ever been. So remember your training look afteryour brothers and by the way, here's a claim, thecharacter actor step for she me he'll be hanging up with you today as well.So yeah, you know as the stave. Don't let him be distracting at all and hey guys have going here great, so he's telling him what movies he wasin the whole time driving over in the fire drinks. This is like when I was inConan. We had a play scene. Yeah, just dishes add gos, but what, if he'slike a killer fire fighter? What if they were like, like you know they said to say, what'sbeen the what's been the best? What's been the most fire fighting amazingfeat: You've ever seen they like Steve Bashem. When he worked at the he wascrazy. We saw that man dive through two windows. He once dived into a wholefire and came out unscathed. We don't know that happened, he saved ten children, he dived ten meters in the ear to catcha baby girl that was thrown out of a burning building at a scratch on her tothat catch. If you Steve Bashee, I wonder howRicha'd have to be. I wonder if he just bought his own engine. It's like you just went in Sola, it'sjust the best fire engine. You've ever seen like the bat mobile yeah they've got a special every time. There's a huge emergency.They put up. The special signal and Steve Fish Eve arrives was like it's like a fighter jet that shitswater, that's so good! Yeah...

...that I could help. I recommit. I wouldtrust him with any job. I think I feel like he's one of those actors where hedoesn't be so consistent, he's a he always brings it. Yeah I mean like youcan tell you know. Work Ethic is something to him like. I feel like. Itrust him to put out a fire. I trust him to. I don't know anything yeah, I think yeah, whatever a film isan he's, always the highlight really even in even in the arm again, which was Ididn't really enjoy, but Steve Be Shime, so good in that also, I remember when he was thehighlight of any Adam Sandler movie was always whatever bit Steve. Beshide was thebest. I had a weird moment a few weeks ago, because I watched through all ofthirty rock sort of during the first lock down M, and I was finishing thatup and you know that Mameri, it's like an old person trying to blend in withkids and it's Steve for Shemi and he's like holding a skate board with abackwords hat and he's a what's up. Fellow kids yeah like I've, just seenthat as a mame everywhere, but I was watching thirty rock and I saw it inthe wild like I saw it. Just happened, live how rare do you see a meme in thewild, Oh yeah, that is great yeah that isn't? That is a top. There was stuff,it was something I was talking about. I forget I was talking about a movie orsomething and some one said Yeah. I saw the name of that. Like the person didn't even refer tothe film, I forget what it was yeah and someone was like yeah. I saw the nameof that. It was great yeah, the movies pretty good the books,all right, but the name. You really got to check out the man. Actually man, itwas you with the dancing frog, the warner brothers that was you as I was. I was jumping onboard to make fun of this imaginary person. Her was me, like yeah, fuck,that guy fuck that idiot what an okay, what d fuck doesn't know,he's loony tunes, but a dancing frog, isn't a isn't a movie. It's like aeight minute cartoon and I've seen a little cliff of the frog dancing. Yeah you'll be hung for this. Wait till theit's not wait till the NERD Corporation, but he gets on to you mate. It's not like you said. Have you seenLord of the Rings, and I was like I've seen that thing where the forme is likeyou don't walk into mortal or whatever, like some experience, yeah man ideas this week that I have let's, let's go through go through. Okay, I've got this I've. I drew some. As Isaid before, I drew some cartoons about a current situation. Some politicalsatire. I drew another one. I was going torelease this one yesterday, but I don't know if it was good enough Jack Right.So I don't know you won't you don't have to see it, butwhat it is is the first panel is an adult shop and then it s it shows a man in the adult shop going. I would liketo buy a large rub of fish thinks and then the the salesman in the adultshop going yeah yeah over there and then the next panel is you know aprime minister like Dan Andrews, like a premier saying, Juda Covode from today,no retail stores are open. Then it shows the man at his laptop and he'sselecting between two fists on Larry's on the website. Larry's.Fist imporium and it's got the two different fists and then the next panelis him just putting his head in his hand, saying it's just not the same...

...yeah I don't know. If that's any good, Idon't know if it needs. There was something missing. I thought I couldtide it up somehow, but I don't know how I don't know how Jack I don't even know. If it's good enough. Idon't like that. It's about Robert fice as well yeah, I feel like it kind of just. Is it's like it's one of those thingswhere if you took out the rubber fists and replaced it with any other product,then it's kind of not not even a joke, really yeah yeah. Exactly. I think that's why I didn't like, but Ithink there's something in there yeah. I was trying to think because it's hardto portray in a comic strip, because what the real joke is that the attendant doesn't give a fuck. Do you walk in here and you go? I wouldlike to get a rub: fishing so yeah over there. I don't know. Maybe there's I wastrying to think of like too bad internet cafestoo bad in net cafesaren't around anymore because it would that would have been a cool thing likeit because they always had they always have the most fucking lack lustercustomer service, Yeah Great Crook, Sink Great Great Crook,Shan Great Comedian, John Crookshank had that what he said, the business model for itInternet cafe he's like you know, terrible service water on the floor smells a computer for one thousand,nine hundred and ninety three. How is not everyone followed this businessmodel like yeah but yeah? I was trying to maybe man themore mundane the object. I haven't gone down that road, so maya man buying anapple or something and he's trying to bind yeah or like a buying stamps or something justsomething. That's like a shore yeah, that's like no one is excited aboutbuying stamps, hmm yeah, that's good stamps are great andstamps kind of an updated thing. Yeah he's buying him on line, and it's justlike shedding a single tear, yeah yeah yeah. Just not the same. I love. I lovea panel with just a tear shitting down yeah. I think that was the othersuggestion I made on the other one yeah yeah last title yeah, you always youalways put crying at the end, and I love it yeah. That's what I m that's my mainsuggestion for comedy bits. I think that it should be.I think that Nelly sad at the end yeah. I think that's a good sign that if yourhackney premise you always go to is a man crying at the end. Okay, I got another Oh yeah, I yeahtell me me, I don't know, I think it would bepretty simple to film and one of those ones. You could kind of film justaround the around the house. I guess because youcan't go out anywhere, but always it gone. I had a script for itwritten up somewhere but yeah, so it would just be like it'sa video sort of in the style of like a outur kind of parenting, advice, videoand it's called it's parenting advice. When you're a single dad and yourhousemates and landlord don't know you have a baby, and also you don'tremember where the baby came from. So it's just kind of pretty positiveand upbeat it's like you know these days. Families can come in all shapesand sizes. Whether and then just whatever go through some examples or like me, you're a single man whowoke up in a park and when you woke up, you had a baby and then you just sortof go through parenting advice when you're in this kind of like nightmaresituation and he's got like a...

...whatever in here. Sorry Yeah, you got to like it's always abouttricking, your housemates and stuff, like you have to insist that you haveto always start wearing diapers around the house, so that it's not weird whendeliveries of diapers come O and when you're, when you're in your room, yougot to be like screaming and crying so they get used to you screaming in a cry.Yeah like it's a it's, because I'm so sad and the press, that's what it is.So when they hear screaming and crying they're, not they don't get on to you, so it just shows a build up. Slowly andslowly of Er man losing his mind, but really he's just got a baby he's veryindies he's crying and screaming yeah. It's just going through helpfultips. It's like remember, don't get too attached. The baby can vanish just asquickly as it appeared. Easy come easy go. Ah, THAT'S ALL RIGHT! Most kids aren't those kids aren'tspeaking at this age, but my baby is a chanting, Latin prayers. All night long.I wish I'd get some bloody sleep. Dad's know what I'm talking about. I thinkthe baby should be haunted as well. Yeah a haunted baby. Now, that's good ye, then a single tear at the end.Obviously yes, yes, that's that's great man. Yet we fun like is something alwayshilarious about a man wearing a nappy. But that's I don't know why? That's youknow how you you can kind of you know. People are getting canceled now or things that from history are gettingdeleted. You can kind of pick him now. You can kind of Oh yeah man wearingnappy. I remember when that was funny, but now it's like a now. It's like a mental disability toshit yourself from wearing appe, so you should o yeah there's a lot of you knowyou can kind of foresee it now m yeah, there's a lot t of things thathave been legitimate, yeah serious, like problems or disabilities that havebeen sort of given under the umbrella of just being wacky. First, so long,yeah, yeah yeah. I remember when you used to doyour character, Muddy Peat Yeah. It was a satire on mud people and no, I I don't know I could kind ofsee that one getting canceled and I think, can you remind me what I waswhat I did and what I thought mud people were like a I'm, a mad person. Ieat Swiss cheese at night and I also sleep on a mattress made out ofbiscuits. It was very. It was very because you know the mud. People areknown as cheese eaters because they used to be slaves at cheese factories,yeah and, and also their roots of sleeping onmattress full of biscuits comes from when they were. It was so hard to stop, though, becauseit killed so hard every night, a man if we got ta just my character like I gota mattress full er biscuits, give me that cheese, yeah and they'd be astanding ovation yeah. That was that's two thousand andseventeen for you. You know yeah, it was different back then it was realdifferent and I think I remember that would usually stuff like that. Kills inthe suburbs. You know, and football clubs and things, but you got kickedout of the suburbs, because there are a lot of mud people living in the suburbs,but it was in the inner city in the hipses that it was really kicking off,which is weird yeah. It was pretty strange. It washuge co in my life and it was a huge hole in the left wing party, and it's this I feel like it doesn'thappen that often, but there's some...

...there's some rifts. We get into, or Ifeel like, there's a like your a lot deeper in than I am on.Whatever has happened, I like I'm trying to hang on. I don't know where this is going. Idon't know if this is a metaphor for something I don't know what is beingimplied or it's a reference to something that does exist. Yeah Yeahyou like did I go through a stage where I was that happened were a yeah. You had Amnesia man and you wereyou did some real, quick stuff and then am Nisa Time, God I'll be the worstfucking MNASA thing. If I was like, if I had like a momento thing where I waslike going through all my like tattoos and clothes, trying to figure out mypast, the past I figured out was, I was acharacter comedian. He had a character called bud person to gigs area, muddypeat, or that would be that will be no good yeah and you just got racist jokestattooed on you had ida for what a while ago. That waslike that's the reason I never want to get. Tattoos is because, if I ever gotAmnesia, because the tattoos I would get would just be just stupid bullshit,but if I ever got MNASA, I would assure they were like clues to figure out what my past lifewas yeah, so I just be looking at the tattoos. It's like all right. I gotsponge Bob read in the skateboards. What what are we got here? Yeah Yeah?That's it you ye, because I always want to get a tattoo of like a duck riding aunicycle like a little rubber ducky and yeah get em nease like fuck. What is this?Where do I go from here? You know yeah! Oh Man, that's great! That's a goodpremise! Yeah! I think there's something in it.I think you just got to get the right examples of like stupid tattoos thatpeople get or something mmmmm yeah. I don't know, I don't know what else I got. I love. I love the mask and I alsolately I've loved the joker, like the joker, how the film, the Joker and the Batman won, how they're so indepth, characters that has kind of made it funny that they're so in depth like it's madeit funnier than the other jokers like the more serious it's like Lim Biscuit, or something oror or mail yea. It was so serious. I hadso much emotion like emo music, that now it's laughable, it's the laugh, aLE. The legit was like why so serious like that's funny to I is a it's meant to be this like super superlike dark and tense part of culture. But it's like it's it's like a meancloud. You know yeah the whole extent of it just a mean cloud I would like tomen. This is why I'll never be rich, but if I was rich, I would like to havea dumb themed car of like the joke or or the mask themed car like somebody stop me or something likethat's what it says when you hung the horn and just drive around from Gig toGig in it. Just like a joke car o the Miti mean I feel like in the olddays that would guarantee a a sell out. Show I mean if it's like pre,Internet hm and you're, like I heard, there's some comedian coming into town.I don't know if I'll see and then you...

...saw like a car in the shape of the maskpull into town and they hugged the Hod, and I went somebody stop me. Well, I'Mgonna go see that guy year sure yeah man it's terrible. Now, because Imeant like the love of my life like my girlfriend and stuff, but as I getolder, I'm getting more and more unruly with my am with just what I want to do in terms ofcomedy like I'm taking comedy less seriously, but more seriously, I'm taking it more seriously in thefact that I work harder at it, but less seriously in the fact that I just want to buy a car, that's the mask and got to shoot all over it and justdrive it around and ruin her life, but make mine so funny make my life sogreat. Is there something you could do as aslike a comic or something for that, like it's, the just the girlfriend of a man who Idon't know it's just drives around in a mask named car and she's just got a sit in thepassengers like she sometimes has to borrow it's. The only way she can getto work and stuff is like nick when we met. If you toldme, you're Goin, to work really hard to seve up this moneyand then without telling me spend it all on a mask them to car and she's like a prison, warden she'slike a prison officer. So when she parks it it there at the the prisonthey all like yell a Er. You know all the prisonersjust walking to there. Like somebody. Stop Me Smoking like it's my boyfriend's car, it'sgoing to announce it, it's Goin to announce it over there over the prisonthing attention. Yes, I am the duty manager for the next twelve hours.Please do not any anyone that makes a mask related joke will be put in the hole immediatelyyou'll be put in the home you'll. Be No rations for wait and then it's like she. She isobligated to tell them that the not Allod to that smoking is not allowed inthe prison like it's just part of the job she has to do it. He's like this.Isn't this isn't like a bit? I'm not it trying to do a joke or anything, but smoking is not allowed. So that's allI'll say on the matter no party, I in part Y, I think that's my favorite character.I've ever heard is yeah prison water. His boyfriend spentall his money on a mask them to car. He sometimes has to drive it to work,which then makes it difficult to win the respect of the prisoner becausethey can a all seen in the parking loll that is so good man that he's a h. We got to make that have we got ayeah just done so seriously, everything'sall like a real like earnest kind of film style, she's driving home someone got her off. Just he's alreadyangry a bless. The hole is like somebody is stopit just makes her angry. She pulls in she's gone, but any othercar, but any o e got oh man I'll, be the worst ad ever drop.My kids off in the mask E. that's a...

...man! Well Mate. I reckon there's noturning back from that. What do you say? We wrap it up there for a good catch up.I have one more fact I need to explain about the mask. Then we can wrap it up.I just I completely forgot about this, but this is going to be great or maybe when I was a kid I went to. I think it was universal studios andthere was a there's like an animal show of animals that had been in movies and one of the animals I saw alive was thedog from the mask. What and then I yeah so the dog from the mask was appeared,live in this universal studio show, but then I thought about it later on. Ithink I was trying to figure out as a stand up bit or something, but it'slike that's. The weirdest part of being a dog in movies is like. It doesn'tknow that it's the dog from the mask yeah yeah, I mean like Ol. It knows, asthere was like a month where it had to hang out with a green man, yeah yeahand I had to get a bit of cheese from a from a jail cell. Like repeatedly forlike two days like there was a word, they just kept yelling at it like my lo,the cheese jees, what if it was afraid of Jim Carey dueto him yelling it at constantly or pulling faces, or whatever the only dog I ever afford been carry yeah that and the the dog from the grinch also like thatis so weird, because the dog can't tell you anything of what it was like towork with Jim Carry or oh my God, man, so I'm so sorry. I just remembered Igot confused because I was thinking Jim Carry Green Man. That was the points Iremembered and I so I thought it was the mask, but no, it was the grinchtimeline that makes a way more sense. Yajus I was the only thing I wasthinking was Jim Carey, green man. So was like that's got to be the mask, butI forgot how prolific jim carry is at playing green men with dogs Haahn. Yougot to ride that ten or something Yeah Yeah, just just embarrass my friendjust was w t, that's a good tweed, or something like that. I embarrass yeah,embarrass myself in front of my friend by confusing the grinch with the maskturns out. Yeh Jim Carey is prolific with playing a green man with a dockyeah all right may well, and some man. Itwas a lot of fun great to see you yeah yeah. Do it again next week all rightmight I'll talk to you soon. I.

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