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Fun Catch Ups

Episode · 1 year ago

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This week Capper and Jack write 10 sketches a day for 3 days.The ideas really go nuts with Lou Reed destroying a zoo and Capper writing an instructional guide on how to use windows. Join The Fun Catch Ups Podcast Facebook Group to see the final products.  Please share and give us a review on itunes x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I their podcast fans. Do you lookfriendship but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it's time forfun, Tattas, that's right! Fun! Catops, Oh yeah, Fun! PEONS! Yes, welcome to a bumper episode of fun,catchups Bumper, a bumper episode is kind of like a that's. What like a service stationmagazine puts when it like, has a free toy in the front cover or some shityeah. I feel like it's like old, like old sports announcers, when it's a game,that's kind of not that good, but they got to say something yeah, it's abumper game. It's going to decide! You know the mid standings very crucial forboth teams. Neither can really make the play offs, but still a lot of a lot ofsteaks somehow like just trying to hope it up when there's really nothing goingon yeah. It's a real crenae sharks, verse Saint George TypeScenario, yeah man. I I've I'm excited about this episode,I'm so excited because if you haven't tuned in yet, if you're a new listeneror whatever Jack and I catch up each week exchangeour ideas. But this week we set ourselves a challenge: Didn't we JackYeah a challenge? We both crumbled under almost instantly, but we set the idea of doing ten ideas aday S. normally, we kind of just talk about whatever we've come up with anyway we wil so be good to like come up with an excessive amount of ideas andthen flesh mat on the show. So I did. I did two days worth of this and thenjust sort of crashed on one of the days. But let's lock down baby, you neverknow when the crashes take up. Yeah can be any at least expected. Oh well, man, that's what's going tohappen and that's that's the way. It'll go, you know, but we I felt the samedemon. I felt the same thing. I started off so good second day, not as good andthen the third day had to work so, but then I tried last night to go: Hey Nick,doesn't matter how tired you are, let's see how we go right, managed to squeezeout a couple before I went to bed, but let's see okay man. So how should we do this? Howshould we do this? So let's go day one day, one yeah, let's go day, one, let'sgo, let's try and go a rapid fire, and then we can go back and talk about aspecific one longer if we want to maybe okay Hobo that yeah yeah that's the first idea I had was a funnew character called Trevor, the mental health tortoise. So I'm picturing. It's like a kid show,or something like that. Maybe a thing that towards the schools like happyHarold or whatever, that was like just a fun kids, educational thing, trevor,the mental health taught us and I'll be like fun. Kids, music and trevors he'sgot a in a big Cardos costume and he's like hey, kids, sometimes life's tough, and you got tobe strong on the outside. But never forget it's okay. If you feel soft andscared on the inside and points at a shell and everyone laughs and he's likeeveryone feels like this, sometimes even grown ups, even me, it's normaland it can be good to talk about it and the teachers like thanks traver. That'sa really great message and then travers, like also I'm a sex addict and thentrevor starts going into this big grant about the like Malta. Just like the this enormous amount of other mentalhealth issues he hath going on and telling the kids how it's normal he's.Like isn't, kids if you've got the if every night you wake up shaking withthe memories of what you did in the Gulf War, it's normal to try andmedicate this with sex and heroine, I'm...

...also addicted to heroin, and that'sokay and just like all right. Well, it's good yea talking about it. I don'tknow if it's okay but yeah. Well, thanks becoming in Trevor and he's likeyeah yeah now. Well, here's another just goes deeper and deeper into allthe terrible things he's done in his life. So this so the scenario is theclassroom. I guess yeah, I'm picturing like a classroom or like the set oflike a play. School type show you know yeah yeah. Probably classroom is good,but I guess, then you got to get a bunch of kids to film it yeah yeah, butstill great great yeah. Maybe you could have like a funny little line where the thekid goes, what sex and then the tortoise starts explaining what sex you know. It's where you like kind ofyou get lonely, and you I mean I meant to start out as love, making people love each other. But but next thing you know you're, you gettired of the Internet and you yeah a want that physical contact with you isthe really very cynical view of it is like nowimagine sex as like a release of a stress valve when you'reso bored and so angry of life that you just need to feel anything. That's sex,yeah the teachers just standing next to him going! Oh, I don't know about thistortoise yeah, Oh yeah, that's great man! That is sogood yeah I was trying to so. Is it mental health tout us a pop puppet or Ithink it's a man and happy healthy? I think it's like a full grown human in atartis costume is what I'm imagining yeah, it's kind of like it's like sortof like dancing around a little bit like a mascot, yeah, yeah yeah. That's that's so great man and thedancing keeps going yeah. It's like I fun fun, music and dancing the wholetime, even as he gets like Peperino e, like darker horrible parts of his life. That's so the mental health taught us,I think they want. He should have kids, that he doesn't talk to anymore orsomething and he's trying to find them O. I don't know like just thisdifferent for into this tragic fact: story: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's just so many good likethat this. I love one like this, because you can really work on it. Workon each word really good yeah, and it would be fun to if you could get somelike if you could get some kids just as like, even if they went in the actual sameroom, just like little cutaways of their sort of horrified reactions oreven better, they kind of like it like they don't understand it, but they're,just like smiling and dancing along with the music yeah. They give it real good, yeah yeah yeah, like the and I don't know a lotof these sketches lead to the person having a breakdown, yeah and butit'd be cool if he didn't have a breakdown he just talked about it likeit was normal and- and this is the way, should talk tokids and doesn't realize that he's on the edge, maybe yeah. I agree like Ithink it's. I think it's funny if the teacher has a breakdown but he's justowning a hundred percent like yeah. This is my life and it's good that I'mspreading the word to the kids, yeah yeah, but the kid could say somethingpretty funny at the end. Like I don't know like do you do you know what the powerranges are or something like that? Like a real, you know like a kid like aquestion, a kid would ask yeah they've just totally. They just totallywant to ask the question the question...

...back to the person to something likethat. Like I don't know, what's your favoritepoken or something at the end, yeah didn't injure turtles ever get sad,yeah yeah! No, and in just they got goals. US Don't roam from school to school.Talking to kids, I know what it feels like to take a man's life and after theamount of people those inges have killed or they get set. Let me tell youthat they know who their enemy is shred. I don't know who my enemies are. My enemy surround me my enemies changeall the time I oh yeah fire they've got fourdifferent types of weapons to fight off the the enemy. Try Fighting off an enemy. You can'tsee with no weapons every sidle night. Try that kids yeah try and find off the weapon, the enemyof Memories, Hyeah. That's great man, yeah! A something really good in thatall right, awesome! Well, they're! Not all going to be thatgood! Okay, it's going to be a, I think, there'ssome good ones, but there is going to be a is going to be a trough where you knowlike imagine, a half pipe and we're just dropping in okay, ha ha could be aface plan or a wobbly yeah scenario at the bottom. Yeah yeah gotyou all right. What was your first one? My first one was because I was trying to keep to therestrictions of filming in the house, but these wave it a bit every now andthen I guess yeah you're, right that wasn't technically filmable in the thatwe should say as well to the listeners. These had to be no no ad parodiesbecause we're doing too many of them and things that we could conceivably make with the resources wehave. Yes, yes, so I have one where I'm practicing my hellosin lock down Ye Sing. Like oh hello, like just different shots to me, goinghello. I just stick in my hand at like. Ah, hello, hello, I hi hi hi hi, hi hi. You know thatkind of thing yeah and at the end, like just the last onebe going like you know what a dead body looks like something like you know: Yeah, that's great and then just I'mwatching like a lot of just a lot of, like short yuture,comedy videos, kind of like it's fun, but also kind of just research. I guessbut like yeah, you could make that so short and compact and then, if it'sjust the name of the video is like practicing saying hello during lockdown and then so it kind of sets it up anyway. But then, maybe if, like thehave you ever seen a dead body of that was like the second to last orsomething like you do, a bunch o body and then like right. At the end, youhave a quick like hey, hey, hello, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's good man, yeah yeah. I mightactually film that one soon, something like that. I was trying to think of other options.Besides, have you ever seen a dead body, but I think that's pretty good. Oneidea, I thought, of which I think that seen that body is very funny but likeif you're it's like practicing saying helloduring lockdoor and you do a bunch and then it's like all right, lockton over time for the big payoff time to see howyou go and then you just go up to someone and you're like hey and thenthe other persons is hey. Nick, you didn't pay rent during lookd. You got ayou're evicted, you got to go, or I don't know like something real realharsh, Oh yeah, you like say how to someone and they're like yeah, you yeah, I kind o e a good example, butjust like...

...something brutal, Oh yeah, it's great yeah yeah. I mean my girlfriend doesn't likebeing in these things, but maybe she could go, I'm leaving and I'm likehello, yeah, that's perfect! That's that's what I was trying to get at.That's Great Yeah! That's great man! Yeah! I love what I saw a video thathad like a million views the other day. That was something that was like twenty different ways to say: WeightWhite, something like that: Oh Yeah Yeah. So there's I don't want to getyour hopes up, but there's a precedent for this to go of viral. Yes, what out Frenchy your fuck, I'm after you, I'm coming after you, yeah cool? What's the next one, you gotbrother all right, this one! I don't know! I O n t know what youthink of this one. I guess it's quite specific, but do you know the song perfect day theLue Reed Song Perfect Day, oh yeah, a perfect day yeah, it's like amazingsong on my favorites, but there's a bit in it where he's like. It's like such a perfect day feed an amals at the zoo, and then I want the rest of the like. I make a paroly songof it where it's normal up until that bit and then the rest of the song isjust dealing with the consequences offeeding animals at the zoo, which you're not meant to do like it's justthey get called into the it's the same beautiful music. But the zoo keepershave like a really strong talking to him, and then they have to look up forthe animals for it to be eating and then it's like they finally get toleave and then next versus, like such perfect day, sick animals on the newsand it's just like gradually getting worse and worse for yeah, and I was trying to come up with good,rhymes and stuff, but there was one that was perfect where, because the actual lyric is it's likeyou made me forget myself thought I was some one else, someonegood and if you could do this like turns out they like, I don't know howto write songs. You know, but something like it's like animals were meant toeat, something else, something good. That would be a good wed all twick toit. Oh Yeah Yeah see this is this. Is such a good cool thing man, becausethis is my kind of humor- is just a dumb thing that you pick up.That did you make funny then yeah, something that where it's not made togo that way and it's drawn out and it's awkward, but that's what makes it greatyeah so it's very hard to, because I think I used to think of these things.In the same, what you're thinking of like I could bea parody song. What if you did like a like a yuture video or something or avideo, where you explain it yeah or is that showing too much? IsYou going? I love the this is. This is why I hate their not. This isthe only problem I have with the Lu read song at such a perfect day likefeeding animals at the zoo he's quite a left, leaning guy. I likeAnimal Yeah Yeah. I don't know how perfect this dayis. You know and you're not meant to feed animals at the zoo, becausethey've got like a strict diet or something but yeah yeah. I don't knowthat seems kind of Corny now explaining it well, you like the parody song. Whatif it was like a sketch where you did do the song as normal, but then,instead of finishing the song, it just cuts to it's like a sketch where the fun ringsand then it's like the don't know either it's the zoo keeperscalling lurid to tell him off about...

...feeding the animals or it's Lurid, getting a call from the zookeepers. I don't know something like that: Yeah, that's good man! That's good!Like listen to M, I'm the biggest fan like I love your work, a the velvet onthe ground like you're, the king, for my money, I'm this isn't meant to be acriticism of you, but like hip Os, they really need aspecific diet. You know they're from Africa. I think you were just feeding them likefast food like a subway sand, which is something that you had. You know theydon't need a subway sandwich in the wild yeah. So you gotta with have had to be a lot of medicalattention. One of them had to get this stomach. Pumped the head of had olives in it. You knowlike when what a hippo eat olives, you know what I mean like you just got tobe careful about this stuff and, as I said, one percent of the meatball source in a subway sandwich is sugar. Yeah you go to a hippo, nothey're, pretty aggressive as it is people don't know this, but they'reactually, the most dangerous animal in the in Africa and so yeah just be careful next time lot but,as I said, you're welcome at the zoo any time if you ever want to perform,we would love that we actually are putting together afundraiser for some of the those dig die and if you have a yeah, I thought only a machine couldknock down a wrought iron fence but turns out sugar field. Hip O can do ifnot a better job than it yeah. Just wonder if you could take thetime out to play and considering a number of people were injured and thezoo my my brother's birthday party is coming up as well and yeah he's a big Fan, I'm not putting any pressure on it inyou, but you did cause you each yeah, you fed a time foot long week, BallSerb to a bull hippo during mating season, really the worst case scenario for anyzoo, and I was thinking Oh. This could be some kind of mistake. This isobviously you haven't, but there are so many signs look yeah. So many signs andI can remember the day and I announced it- and I remember as I let you intothe zoo, I said you're just going to eat that right, lew and you said yessure yeah. I don't know you why you responded soenthusiastic, a you're, not an enthusiastic many actually yeah. I meanquite cynical yeah when I asked you if you were going to eat that yourself,you said yes, sorry, then you winked at me, which I you know, I'm not around musicians alot. I just assume. That's one of the kind of eccentric things that you mightdo. You know this kind of how people mightact in the you know around the New York kind ofalternative scene. Maybe I don't know I've never done heroine at all. Whatit's like Ye, but I just thought that was something you might do, but yeah you actually winked at me and said.I will not feed this to her, which I thought was some kind of Jive talk. Yes,O you an Andy Warhol talking or somethingyes, probably kind of funny thing. You'd say that David Bolly, I guess Idon't know, I'm a simple zoee. All I know about is hip Os O. I don't knowwhat you're about man. That's Great Yeah! Just do thatand then even if no one else thinks it's funny. At least you- and I canyeah yeah- put that bit that yeah that'd be great. Just this Prayathe very beginning bit of the song, and...

...then it's just this long, frustratingphone call to lured yeah. You could do a phone call andjust have the music playing in the background. Yeah. If I get like aKaraka or just like a non just wet the lyrics, just gently in the background, yeah yeah, that's so good, like DudeHar Yo, this is little read. Please leave a message after the Bee Heyan,then you got the subtitles underneath and maybe you could put some pictures or something yeah of the yeah, yeahs and stuff, like that. That'sgreat man photo of your brother or something oryeah yeah and being broken. I'm glad you had such a good day Lu andthe song glad you had a good day, but this is honestly one of the worst daysof my life doing with this I'd raised that hippo, since it was apup, and so just as I said, just be a bit morecautious next time. I remember when I the up until this the the worst emergency I dealt with was a lion cub claring, a small child, and this was miniscule miniscule comparedto what I went through yesterday. I would trade yesterday for every day, Cub gloring a small to that's so good man. This is like exactly why I love doing this podbecause I feel like the Perry Song was like. I don't know kind of good there'ssomething, but I feel like that's exactly exactly what I want to do now.Yeah, but I mean not to not to get I don't know not to to like we haven'twritten genius or anything. I don't want to pull it all apart and got well.This is what we do, but like it's, that's that that's what makes me laughis fucking. H, t you go three levels: deep, yes to the zoo, keeper till thefucking. You know yeah yeah or Depine, Al Life, Yeah Yeah, that's great man, that'sanother one! In the bank. I have okay, so I'm going to skip tothe third one's Pantry man, which is no good any. If anyone wants me I'll be inthe pantry or watching T v in the Pantry, but I do have an like an s kind of information program on how to use a window. Oh yeah,I like that. So how o you use a window and just gota shot of the window? How to use a window, and it's kind oflike an s, infomercial kind of like a jump, not an infomercial, really justan instructional guide. Like a you know, like a kids, you know those daggy videos, you watchat school. We Yahan you kind of style like science, videos yeah. So how do you use a window? UseIt to regulate the temperature? Fresh air, like of your room windows, operate up and down, do notuse the window to climb through and have an affair with my wife I justcan't take it any more just and then it just zooms in on thewindow, and it's just just sobbing as it zooms in on thewindow, and that's it yeah, we're glad you tuned into. How do you use a window?I, like I love the idea of yeah like a desperate man whose wife ishaving an affair, but he's choosing to put all all of the emotioninvolved in that is just directed at...

...windows like he thinks. That's theproblem, like the man sin through the wind how to so. He just thinks ofpeople. If people knew how windows workedbetter than this, wouldn't be an issue for me yeah, I thought also. I just thought then aswell. He could just say at the end. This is the first and last episode ofthis instructional series: Yeah Yeah, Oh yeah, that's good man, the yeah! Just more and more emotion like the windows windows always be around.Always reliable and yeah windows can be dangerous, asbroken glass can cut the skin and also if the wrong man gets in the window. Ican destroy your family yeah if the wrong way to get it. Iyeahyes that's great man yeah. I think it's a great little shortthat I could just film just Zoomin on a window, I'm trying to make him assimple as possible. I didn't have any success, but I will work on it next week istrying to write a sketch with no words and just objects. Yeah. I remember whenwe were doing our live, show Kapoja a while ago. You were really pushing forstuff like that, like you wanted to challenge yourself with that kind ofthing yeah, and I really struggled doing that. But Ithink, like it's a good strength of yours like just trying to yeah, I've always said you could be.This millennium is Mer bean and that's that would be dry. Yes, if only add a movie with thesoundtrack by Ronan Keating, amazing, all right man, let's, let's keep goingwhat what? What's your so yeah, you noticed their man. I did do a couplethat weren't that good, I just kind of skipped over them, the ones that Ithought were were yeah. I think so. If that happens,don't but then again yeah yeah. I've got one O Tanis yeah, but there are bad podcast. So, AH, what do you mean? The billions ofpodcast that have been made during isolation and before the problem is anyone could just starta podcast and there's no like Barida entry, which is fine, like it's thesame with stand up or anything, but I was thinking like. Maybe it would be better if there wassome kind of like physical test of will. You had to do to start a podcast likeyou just make the file and go to ICIN and everything, but then once you'vesubmitted it for approval, like you have to, like you, go to the Apple Headquartersand you have to run some kind of gauntlet through a fire cave orsomething just so there's a bit of a challenge that people have to be likeall right. Do I really need to start the podcast yeah? Don't want to runthrough this fire cave? You got to record yourself and it'd beinteresting for a year like each week for a year, and then apple proves you or the or the first episodes. If inorder to get on, I tunes or Potii or whatever the first episode has to beyou admitting to the worst stuff you've ever done in your life for a full hour.That's that's just the role all right. This is when I was gonna,probably no want to spend too much time on, because I think it's a bit. I don't know, I think it's one of thoseones where you know. I think this is reallyinteresting is like you know when you start to think a like a style. A delivery system is kindof Hackey, just because you've seen it done badly so many times, but itdoesn't like the delivery system, isn't Hackey, it's just like what you've seenis hackey doesn't mean it can't be done...

...well anyway, I feel like there's. We talk about this all the time likethere's those just like those dog shit videos thatalways go viral where it's just like. Is this the ozziest thing ever? Is thisthe OSIES bloke ever? Is this and then, like you see so many yeah like things on you tube and stuff,where it's like? How austrains do a thing and it's likejust not a thing that would ever exist, is just people saying cant over andover again and people think that's hysterical. You know it's just like, soI wanted to do a video. That's, like you just hear the audio of likethousands of those videos like I've just come up with real stupid over thetop examples, or it's just like we made a mud crab. The mayor, then he rootedmy misses. What am I going to do and it's like I'm on you tube watching allthese videos, and you just see that, like the names of the videos and likethe view, counts and all the comments of people like like the screaminglaughing crying a Moji like that's Ozzie's and just like an bang like realrapid fire like all right made a lake full of beer, and then I hopped in andnow I'm the prime minister just like Shit. That would, and that's just likethat happening like rapid fire, and then you see my eyes like watching itsort of freaking out, and it's like that, mixed with yeah, it's like funnyaudio snippets and then me reacting to it going like what they can all be theozziest video ever. What do you mean? There's no consistency between any ofthe stuff, that's happening. What do you mean what's on like well that one'sjust a crime that you're just committing to crimes there? What whatare you talking about? You just have a mullet mods exist in other places.THAT'S NOT OASY! What do you? I've lived in Australia for twenty years andlots of different places. No nothing even close to that has happened to me.What are you talking about? What all of these videos have more views than thepopulation of Australia? What's going on? Why do people like this like justflashing real quick between so I know I feel, like it's kind ofit's a subject that it's it's like it annoys me, but I don't want to make avideo about stuff. That annoys me so much, but I feel like it could be likea fun little editing, project, yeah, Yeah Yeah! That's that's like I lovethe bit the starry like a mud, crab rooted my misses, or something likethat. Like Oh yeah, I think that would be the fun, but it'sjust coming up with as many of those like examples of things that aresimilar to those stupid videos, but are actually funny and kind of silly man. If, if you, if you just did thatby itself, just did those sketches and then just released him like just called how was he's that orsomething like that? Yeah Yeah T hey big jack checking in withyou today, just a lot I'd say something fucking, fuck, yeah yeah in a mud crab modemRudomina was he as that anyway, see you later idiots, hope you ride your pushbox and were dump and commit suicide by that's it like no, noparent, like no parody yeah. Probably like that's really that'sfunny. Why do something like that? I don't know people would take it sere, yeah Presi! You do something like thatis kind of like, and I could o your best. Yutu is back.You know see like that of the Star and thing of as a yout back we could justyeah Wy to heap together. We could we could write a heap together where you know, and you just take all oftheir styles. You know the the pop ups of this on the screen and the yeah. Definitely that could be reallyfunny and then it's like you do that thing where I c n come upwith like a fun like jingle like it's, a TV show like it's a bit of music anda shot so me wandering around and shot to the Bush or something and it's likeOz, Jack telling it like it is, and then the actual video is just likesuper shure. I gets out that kind of...

...thing. Yeah, that's great man, that'sso good yeah. If you had the you've just got a mimic. You know you got thateyes, act, Butterfield, guy and stuff for e standing in front of toys and like a shelf yeah like yeah yeah, bereally good man. He is film in all in one day, we'll write a heap of themOzzy Jack Yeah. It's funny. I was it ozzy. You know, and you need a catchphrase like until then get a crab yeah. I've alwaysgot like some opinion on political correctness, but I clearly don't knowwhat political correctness is. You know like I'm Doin Yeah Yeah politicalcorrectness is out of control. I got a rash on my foot and the doctor told meit was infected thanks a lot Dan Andrews, yeah, yeah, yeah else, Jack, so good, fucking yeaaa. We could just write the mostbizarre fuck stuff, but then we just put it under the character like I got four squids sticky taped to myballs and you're not going to do anything about it. So fuck you vegansyeah man, that's it's so funny! That's likethat's like the craziest sentence that a human could say, and it's still soclose to what it what people actually do like that kind of like Antivenin with pogancomedy. It's like it's like one percent off what the truth is ye right, yeah that could be a lot offun. We could. We could try and yeah do aNazy Jack thing each week or something like that where yeah man I'd love tojust write a heap of these and yeah. We just get the style and theediting right. Then we then we just release them. You know yeah! Ah, that be great. Itwould be cool man because you got it. I think like something like this would bea great exercise for you, because you can just ramble and make it a weekly thing that comes out and you and I can just write the roastbizarre stuff. You know like the PR pirano swimming up, your Dick orsomething, but it's not it's not our. It's our voice, it's just through adifferent character and yeah yeah. We should start like a start like a share document onsomething it's just like the Ozzy Jack and were you just kind of graduallyjust add to it just dump in any weird idea you have and we can just kind ofbuild it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look! This is reallydumb, but I like it for some reason it would just it would just be like aanimation I make t but not animation, just a photo with a chair and a magneton top, and I go magnetic chair I'll. Take youthere with some eastern flare, and I don't know where maybe Satan's live,maybe find you some hair oo yeah. My magnetic chair, please don't leave me,please don't leave me and then the magnetic care goes I'll. Never leaveyou nicholas unless I meet someone else with a master M X, five convertible B,P and then the then the car, the chair hops in the car and drives away yeah. So yeah, I don't know like magneticchair I'll. Take you there with some eastern Flair, like maybe put a Brat ontop or something like that. I don't know yeah and I don't know where maybeSatan's Lare and then the the other chairs in like hell, maybefind you some hair. And then the chairs got a nice hair do yeah. I could ave chairs a nice hair do orit's just creeper and like just your...

...holding a loose handful of hair likepassing it over to the chair, like yeah yeah, I do or anything yeah yeah. For some reason I've got an Arrowsaying drinking, maybe maybe Jim Genaman I and I'm just drinking like yeah like the whole yeah. Maybe it's like this is sort of aseparate idea or something. But it's like the chair is you keep talkingabout? Had the chairs the life of the party- and it's like you're always wantto party any time the chairs around, but clearly just an excuse for you tobe drinking at all times, but you're like medinet IC chairs, here time to crack abeer he at one. For you, you just sort of pour a little bit on the chair andyou like that's one for you mates it's eleven in the morning, Yep theyard, arms up or something like that. Yeah Yeah, yeah, that's you're, just really justify likesorry bay. By now I said I'd quit, but the magnetic chairs. Here, what can Ido yeah? I know it's fine yeah! So, Oh yeah, that's that's sorry! Man Forthose to listen at home. I wasn't saying yeah. Now that's fine to to Jayto Jack to just blow him off. I was saying it to my girlfriend is making acup of tea yeah yeah? That's I don't know it's oneof those things. I think I'm just going to make it and I don't care whathappens. I'm just going to make that and and then next year you know like, even if I, even if I think it's funnyor whatever, I think it will be a go great. A lot of these things go greatlive, I think, like magnetic Chad, I mean it would go. Green would would gookay in a video, but if I can I'm at, I think if you just people sat down in acomedy show- and you just started singing- that it would be great yeah. I think there's a lot of like is back to me in my yout deep diveresearch, but I feel like there's a lot of like yout videos that are really popular in that sort of stylewhere it's not like. It's not like the jokes. Are It's not like? It has lotsof clever jokes in it. It's just like the editing and the pacing is so goodthat it's just like this quick. Thirty second thing, and it's like there'smusic and his jokes and his weirdness, and it's like the editing, is just likecrazy and fun and all over the place, and it's just like it's just like athirty second fun injection that you just like clicking you like. Oh, what'sthis weird thing and you just like get it all at once like I feel like that,that style is really like, like it it's fun and funny, but it'salso just like super sharable and super like what's like it's so unrelated that it'suniversal like it's not about anything like you could be from any year. Youcould be any English speaking person and that you know that would still befunny the next one. I had that. I quite liked that I think I like how short itis and how easy the film was. I've been watching all these lighting tutorialvideos just to like help with the videos I've been making and they alwaysstart the same way like it's always like it starts off, and it's someonetalking to the camera. But it's just it's looks like shit like it's reallydark and kind of gray, and there's no good contrast or anything. It's justthis like really dark hard to look at shot, and then the person goes like heyguys, I'm going to teach you how to make a shot. Like looks like this start.Looking like this and then I, like click, his fingers and it'll, like jumpcut to the same shot, except it's like beautiful. Now, it's like beautifullylit in and it all like cool kind of soft focus and nice and bright, andjust like backlet like it just looks amazing Soi I wanted to do.

We've got I've. Got these. I've gotaccess to these horrible pig masks left over from film shoot. We did you wereinvolved in, and so I get those pig masks and I'll belike just me normal. I'm, like hey guys, Dinna do an audio tutorial. So, as you can see, looks pretty bad atthe moment, but with some simple tips, I'll help you make the shot go fromthis to this and I click my fingers and it jump cuts to yeah like a beautifullylit shot except in the world. I've clicked into now. There's these, likehorrible pig men behind me that they just jump on me and try and kill me andI'm like trying to click as fast as I can to quick and make it go back to the the world where it was badly lit. But Iwould say from the pig man: that's great man, that's Great Yeah!It's perfect yeah! I think it was my favorite one, but it's just like itwould take like twenty seconds in total, probably less. But you just have thislike because the mask looks so genuinely horrible and I think it wouldbe such a real, real good forage, a Zoomin on the hand and it's trying toclick and then it just slowly loses life. Yeah Yeah I was thinking. Maybemaybe I do click and I'm like back in the room it's darkly lit, but the pigMatagorde and I'm like you knows like blood on my face and I'm like gaspingfor breath, I'm like to his Christ, okay, Okay Fuck, Oh my God, and then Ilike reach into a drawer and pull out a knife, and then I, like click again gone Yak into the pig world to fightthem. Yeah, yeah yeah, that's great man! That's so good yeah! I think it was. It would be allgood, it's one of those ones where it also like tricks me because I to makeit funny, I would have to learn all this proper lighting. Shit like I'd,have to make the shot look, really good yeah yeah. Now I think that's awesomeman. I think that's body perfect, all right yeah. I can't think ofanything to add to that, like that's so good at be really good project yeah!Well, when lock down's over. If you want to reprise your role as a pig man, you know what that's the that'll be the third time. I've playeda pig man. I was bored the other night, I couldn'tsleep and I look back through all my old instar photos like back to day oneyeah and I saw a- I was in a heavy metal film clip and I had to wear a pigmask you're getting todcaster a pig man,dude yeah yeah. I don't know why a top cast me that, but anyway, yeah okay, so I want to to. There was like one room like so I thought I'd film plants like adocumentary on talking plants, yeah and a man that gets so to me and I've got these talkingplants. But then I just record my housemate tonight or you and I and stuff just talking about dumb weed shit yeah andit's really annoying. So now the plants are got to podcastKonody and that's annoy him and he's just likeI'm Goin to burn these plants yeah. It be really funny because I canjust put some microphones in the center of my flatmates talking and get in atalk about dumb shit or whatever. But then I just get that footage and Ijust interlace it over the plants. That's an awesome idea, the sound and because I kind of got inspired by that...

...that Midnight Gospel show becauseapparently that's what they did hmm so they animate they just recorded podcastlike guys talking about philosophical stuff and then they animated over the top ofit. So like the guys, fighting demons andstuff but they're having this deeply intellectual conversation yeah, I sawif you episode that yeah. It's super interesting idea, but I was I mean I wasn't in love withthe show. I thought it was all right, but sometimes they people just do thingsand they're like. Oh, it's weird, it's great and you're like Oh, it's got tohave a bit of a soul but yeah. I thought that might be a good yeah yeah. I think it's an awsome ideaand you wanting to burn the plants, I think, is a good good touch. Yeah Yep Yep. Maybe if you the lift shot es like you pouring gasoline on the like, youburned the plants and they're still talking and they're like you know, it's they don't want to beburned, but they're, not that fust either like they're still pretty boredabout it. They're like Oh yeah, yeah, burned up. That's not good, I guess, but you know I had a bon fire once when Iwas a kid that was fun. You know it's sort of collect, wood and stuff. I wentcamping a few times yeah. I went camping like they're. Just still havinga boring conversation. Has there burn into death, Yeah Yeah Yeah? They never survive yeah, thejust. Is They never yeah yeah? It's just them talking in their as they'reburning and I'm just zooms back to me. Going they never stop ye never stops. Well, maybe it all burns down andyou're like finally, and then the conversation starts again and then itlike zooms in on where the plants were and then you like, Oh fuck, it wastalking soil, a yeah. I just thought of an idea than me and Ithought it'd be really cool to have it like a vice or buzz feed style. Article they're, like you know, thetext comes up like Nick, is the first to ever own talking plants like thefirst man to own talking plants yeah like Oh, basically, the CROCK O. mystory is A. I was able to develop some talking plants and and yeah it's greatkids. We company and yeah it's a real kind of like you know they have laughter andthe like, keeps me company lonely, going out, yeah kind of thing and yeah yeah that'd be great. Yeah Yeah Man, that's great! Well, Iprobably have to go man. Sorry yeah, that's great! That's a good yeah! So we were saying before we weregoing to try and because I think ten ten, I is to day was a lot if we gotother stuff on, but I can yeah five a day, pretty manageable. I've been asmanageable yeah and then we can come in each week with, like a whole wholebarrel, full of ideas just like this yeah. So we'll try and if you're, notin the group but you'd like to be it's, I'm new to the idea of the the facebook groups. I got to be honest, but I'm really digging it now, like I justput in the the car Ad Sketch we talked about a fewweeks ago, just put that in the group and there's another sketch, I'm workingon that we talked about the other week that get that in there soon so yeah and we were trying to post like just a document of all the ideas wecame up with, as we were doing it. So if that sounds like something you'reinto check out the group fun catchups yeah, a podcast group, the full nameman. This has been a great catter funny fun with some describe very fun:catchup Tam, Wi right...

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