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Episode · 11 months ago

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Jack has decided to do a gig in a park so Capper goes through a checklist of things to get him pumped up for it. Also a few ideas and theories as always are thrown about See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I, the podcast fans, deal of friendship,but also humor. Well, you've come to the right place, it's time for fun,Tattas, that's right! Fun, catchups, Oh yeah, fun! As your go yeah man did you get that? Well, I get thaton the record. I forgot that it was. Are you ready? I comes another one with the most aggressive, weirdsneezing fit yeah right after saying you already yeah. I was ready, I'mready, I ri yeah. Ah sometimes you know Hay fevercan just hit you at any time. Even when you prepare him for a podcast mat welcome to fun catchups, it's goodto catch up in the air. Again he to be catching up. Man We've got so much acatch up about. We do less now than ever, though, because it's we can justsee each other in the weekend. Yeah, that's true actually, but then so muchhappens. Yeah in the days we don't see each other e like you've been doing. Alot is, did a mini a by athlone yeah. What is is a fort is that a marathon orwhatever that's just short of a marathon okay yeah, because my neighborhe was doing it and he started with another guy yet seven this morning andI said I'd run along with him at the start. He was very surprised. I rockedup and yeah man. It was crazy. He was trying to keep a pace of like fiveminutes. Ten Yeah and it made me think I kept up okay and that's way of my time, I'm usuallysix minutes what five ks or whatever we ever six minutes: okay, or somethinglike that or a bit bit more actually, and but Ithought maybe if I run straight ahead for five case rather than turn aroundand do a lap, you think it's the angles that are getting you. I think I thinkRoey. I think it's turning around. If I had a destination point, it might beactually a decent runner, yeah and just get someone to pick me up. Yeah Yeah, you drive your car to some place,yea the train back yeah and then run to your car yeah a huge waste of time, butit could be good man as as long as I get that good time. Whatever everyonetries to get four minutes or whatever day they like four minutes to o Ka orsomething or a five k run or so yeah, I guess Yeah Yeah Yeah. Well, that's whatthat's what I got to do now, man, I got to just drop, find a destination andrun well here. Can you could maybe get like? Because I saw this documentarywith this like these Scottish hills and it's like yeah people who have therecord for running in these hills? They're not like they're, not likeelite competition runners, but then I just run her to live in the hills anddo it every day. I you could set the world record for like a quite aspecific kind of like yeah abbots food to North Carlton kind of Yes, I thinkso. Yeah I'd be the guy. Who can do that run? Good Yeah! You know the mostsorto after run. Ever the gay, the Abbotsford, the aves for the Mile, O the Devil's God yeah a zero, it's yeah flat, most of the way uninteresting no corners yeah, the Best Canyonrunners, a yeah man. This is, let's get straight into it, okay, sothis is a special. This is this is a special episode you you have see. You know I met you. Theother day we weren't climbing. You said you were a little bit down and stuff,but you're like you needed a new goal. Yeah and you have set yourself up withthis part Gig you now in a stand up gig in a park. Well, yes, so I'm doing myfull show that I was going to do with the comedy festival that got canceled was going to do that at the park on toyeah, but that was that wasn't due to...

...corona is to to that race right. Youstarted not my fault, everyone so sensitive. Ican't talk about anything without a big race really take for war stickers on the post. Only forten I'd understand for Oh God in my brain I was just doing like nothing like. I was like a who wasweird right guys and then the audience somehow took it in the most extreme waypossible. It's like we got to reclimb. The city is like a the foreigners driving eves. They gotto go yeah yeah like no. No No. This is this is anobservation. Is Not a it's not a cul to action. Yeah Man, yeah, so yeah you you, youwere going to do this, go gonna, go canceled, so yeah you've decided doinga park yeah. I thought it would be interesting because it's like all theever I mean we've talked about this on the part as well, but yeah when you'reaway from comedy, you realize like how how safe you playing it and how kind ofboring it all is really like you. Just yes, like. I think. We've both talkedabout this a lot but like whatever happens, going for it's got to be a lotmore, just take a lot more risks and just do weirder stuff, and I was kindof thinking about that and I saw a video of people. I think it's beenhappening in, but in America, where they do stand up, shows in parks, butthey just yeah kind of you know every one, those their own five minute thingsjust with an MC just like a normal show. Yes, I hadn't seen anyone just do that.I've seen people do like zoom versions of the festival shows.But yes, I hadn't seen anyone else do this yet, and I thought it would be agood good chance to just try something weird and see what happens so I captainat like twelve. I think, that's like a safe yeah, that's in checks out withthe regulations in Victoria Yeah, but it was weird man like just tryingto figure out the because you know with the venue youjust book a venue, yeah and then people show up at the venue where I was justlike wandering around the park going, I can't say, meet me at the park. How doI yea YEA YEA YEA? I make this call for people, but yes, they'll be good man.I'm like this is a weird. I think it's like something. I have that. I guess afew comedians would have, but it's like that weird thing where you're lookingforward to stand up but you're, also like with social anxiety and stuff, I'mlike once the show starts, it'll, be fine, but like a range herding, the twelve peopleinto the right spot and getting them all chill and start in the show. That'sgoing to be a nightmare, I feel like that's. If anything is going to gowrong, it'll be in that, like greeting everyone and being like all right,we're going to do the show that kind of moment, yeah for sure, manages yeah.That's what I want to do today, because man, I've got so much respect for youdoing this. You and I always talk about this stuff, but this this actuallyscares me. This could be the smartest thing or the dumbest thing you've everdone. It is good this I mean it's actually never going to be dumb, sorry,but it could go horrendously wrong and that's what I like about it: the factthat it scares the shit out of me build so much respect for you, like. Ican't believe you doing this. It's so cool, I don't know if I've gotten likedumber in lock down or I don't think I've done braver or anything, but Ireally feel like nothing about this, like really, I'm not afraid of doingthis show at all and I get afraid doing the a five minute spots not yeah. Justlike I ityou know how it's like you get different. No fear is weird, but it's like how I think you get afraid when theexpectation is like you should nail this. You should be great yes, and ifyou don't you you're letting yourself down well yeah with this. It's like Ihaven't done comedy in seven months yeah and I'm doing it a a park now likeno one can expect this to be like some crazy slick, professional like Netlik,special or anything. No, no. I feel like it's a bit of a license to kind offuck around yeah there, that's good man. So what what do you think we're so,just in case people on the podcast want...

...to come yeah? Where is it that if itisn't sold out already, this one is sold out, but I'm going to do more, allright, it's so that already, but I goes well yeah man, that's great yeah. It'scalled man, it's like it was just free and and twelve, which is not. You knowlike a yeah, a massive accomplishment but yeah it's been sick. It really wasvery cool but yeah. If I do other ones I'll put it in the. I just think thisorganized that through my newsletter kind of thing, but I do more I'll putit in the group for the pod- and it was I'm doing this one at Edinburgh Gardensthat there's like a kind of like a monument thing that will be like themeeting point for it great man quite spot near there is going to be theplayer. So what do you think we can do to make your show just that? Give it alittle bit of pizza, just those one percent things. What are you going to have a Bushbehind you? Are you gonna have a microphone. What are you going to have here? I wasthinking. I might get like a get it, so my back is up against theback wall of the Bowling Club. Okay. So it's still park in front of me, butthen it's like an actual backdrop. They're not just staring into the intothe Pike behind me. Yes, great distraction. Are you going to get themto bring chairs? I was thinking I could maybe just try and buy some some like picnic, blankets, okay, soI've got him as an option and if they want to bring chairs they'll be great,but just so they don't have to yeah it stuck it ghosting and other comfortableyeah sitting on the grass. Maybe you could communicate with themto bring chairs if they, if they possibly can yeah, but also do you havea blue tooth speaker or something or something like that that you can havemusic at the start when people come, I was thinking of like playing the music.I would have played at the start of a show and then what do you think about this right? Iget a like a big like a clothes rack. Yeahhang some fabric across it. So it's like a curtain and I like just walkbehind it and come out of the curtain at the stars. Oh Man, that's great,like yeah, that's really cool yeah could be fun. Yeah, that's really funyeah! So that's good! I've got an EASEL. Oh would you like it?An easel to write Jack Rose, comedy, show on it or something like that, orthat would be good o like a because a show, as called like rat paradise, andmy friend back, I kind of like a cool text, logo for and everything like agreat race that on to it or something yeah man yeah for sure I t yeah yeah.So that's looking good man, it's lookinggood yeah any other stuff. I think I'm trying to think of like what I'mconcerned about. I feel like one issue that could happen is if you need to go to the toilet duringa comedy, show it's already quite stressful and embarrassing as anaudience. Member, yes and I've made sure I picked a spot whether or publictoilets yes, but to get to them. It's not like you know, t o got a club orsomething. If you go to the toilet, you just leave the room. It's like Ye e,the room where we is it's like you'll just be walking into the distance forquite a while. Yes, like fully aware that the comedian watching you justwalk into the distance because the toilet, so I feel like I got a flagthat of the big flag, not at the beginning of the the toilet. Just do itdon't think about it. No one stressing or maybe five minutes before yeah fiveminutes before go hey, please go to the toilet, yeah! Please! Oh that's good! Yeah! I will give youthe EASEL. You got the curtain you've already sold at. This is great. It'svery exciting man, I'm like it's one of those ones where you knowyou just have an idea and you're like. Oh, that would be good yeah, and thenyou imagine it would be a night made to organize yes and it was just as easy asyou'd think it would be like it is. Posting ye like hey, doesn't want tocome enough. People want to come, Oh my God! I guess I got to just do it now. What what do you have a a time that you're going to go for? Doyou you're going to get try and go for the hour or you reckon you? I thinkI'll. Try for fifty minutes. Fifty minutes, it's so weird because it'slike, I can't I wrote a show, but I...

...can't just do now. The show likeevering everything's so different, like I think, I'll get a lot of materialfrom it, but then yeah, there's obviously stuff I've written like sincethen about lock down and everything that you got to kind of address it abit. I Guess Yeah Yeah Yeah, you, your cameras that you've got your SL ones.They can on record twelve minutes at a time can't they yeah, but someone can just press it again orsomething yeah. You want to film and make a video, but I think that'll becool yeah, yeah, yea, yea yea. So so that's good, so you're going to film itas well yeah, I think yeah get it a film and then it's like Ido the do this stupid show. Who Cares? Then I get the sweet, sweet content.Also, yes, that online man it's great here about now. I reckon you buddy yeah.This is this is so good. This is so impressive. I love it. Please don't ifyou don't have any fear of this, please don't just run into traffic after I please. Please don't think you can palmoff a car or something like that, because that that's what I'm holdingthis against you know yeah yeah! That's that's so great man! It's like I just the open air with a standup. GIG scares me yeah. He Open Air Freaks me out. I've had to do a fewgeeks like that yeah yeah. I always feel like with something any time you tryin toorganize your own show something goes wrong even when they shouldn't like youjust that unestablished venue were a sin as an audience and chairs andsituation where things shouldn't go wrong, yes and that something bad willhappen. So now I'm like all right, there's heaps of bad stuff is going tohappen. Like you know, I mean you just ye have to roll with it, but there'sgoing to be something like a dog's going to bite me or birds going to shiton me or you know, yeah yeah, yeah man yeah, like you, could make this like a likeevery two weeks, type thing or whatever you know, it'll be so cool to build asmall crowd like this yeah, and it's like there's such a slim window, wherethis is going to sort of be relevant, because if you keep doing it, then it'skind of like what you just do this at a Gig. The gigs are go and find how yeahyeah yeah make the most of it now yeah for sure man for sure this is so cool. Well, man! Good Luck! Good Luck! Ithink! Is there anything else you wanted to talk about or any you know,trepidations or anything you have about this- that you maybe need help. We saw something or is a good question. Are I gonna what about a recorded? What about arecorded intro when you're ready to go like that you could make with backerder.You know something like that yeah. That would be that. I think it'sa great Adiba. It's like any. I think anything that like puts the audiencesat is that it's going to be fine yeah it was. There was one year ere, Ididn't do the comedy festival and I went and saw a bunch of shows and triedto make notes of like o what they did good and what they did bad. So I couldremember- and that was the main thing across all the shows I saw that Ithought they did bad was they just didn't do enough to make the audiencefeel like comfortable at the beginning, if yeah like a smaller Venu orsomething the audience doesn't really know, what's going on, yeah man yeah,that's that's one thing I didn't want. I was having a hard time in purse, so Iput some videos at the start or whatever and system slides as peoplewalk in some funny pictures, yeah and when people walked in and that made theshow ten times better. This people relaxed you know it's a funny. It'slike you spend all year working really hard on writing an hour and people like.Oh, what's this what's going on this Eh, what he's doing, but then you just like,spent twenty minutes, putting to get like a power point presentation andyeah, I'm in the hands of a profession. I know my house made bad night he's gotlike heaps of cool voice, overs and stuff he does in. He shows you know,and it's just she's so articulate, and...

...this so beautiful the shows he does but really they're, just putting heaps ofvoices in and sound effects like anyone could probably do it. Who knows garagebent yeah like not not have the sound that he does, but you go. The bar isset so low like this is this is easy for someone in Stage Theater, I just goyeah. What are you doing like? All we do is practice is for twelve weeks in arow. You know yeah with a cast of a thousandand we have curtains and lights. I did my show a few years ago where itended with like it's relates to a story in the show,but I just went and took a bunch of photos of bridges, yeah and the just.The last bit was montage about these bridges with me taking a photo of thebridge, and it was like the bit that everyone lovedthe most about the show like were talking to me after this like thatbridge. But did you really take all those photos of bridges on Yeah Yeah? Itook those photos of bridges like that's incredible. How long did takeyou as I two days just on my phone, the rest of the show, like yeah, yourpardon yeah. I did spend two afternoons riding mybike on a nice day. photoed could have done it. I no glad you like it. Oh Ma, so now wealso we encountered. You know, we've been counted a bit of trepidation ornot trepidation, whatever I try to use trepidation twice, yea podcast, andit's really really. You know it's really shook me. You got to spend yourown lane with woods a n I man, yeah T, shoot too big. Now, we've we've hit acouple of small bumps. Okay, we filmed the PKIN, yeah didn't go so well, notGreata didn't go so well, and I think it tatle. Would you say this is just anobservation. This might not be true. Would you say that it's it wounded youa little bit. Oh a I E in a pecan hell, a Hahahah I mean yeah, probably, butnot in. I think a combo of that, but also thatI didn't have like a clear next one ready to go. Yes, like I guess it'slike I've done ones that didn't go great before, but you're not like,doesn't matter too much, but it's more like yeah. If you just got a next thing,you're excited about, then you just keep sort of keep it rolling on. Yes,Yeah Yeah I've not been not big feeling the videos as much as Iwas that for sure yeah. I think so yeah, and that was mostly because we had shitweather and we couldn't film Bunny cruise and we couldn't. It was you know,and all those things build up and I wasn't available so that just stop himmomentum, yeah. You know yeah and I feel bad about that check. I mean Ifeel responsible for your mental state. Yeah. That's all right, I feel like Ifeel like this is like I feel like the way this has been setup so far. It's like a checking in about the park show and youlike, checking it about this yeah like man, I'm doing fine. You know whatdo this on the part this this actually is the a park specialist is Jack in SanSpecial but yeah yeah, but we've got to getback in videos. We're got to get back into. I think it's one thing. I'venoticed, I think is like it's. So during the lock, then there was kind oflike an easiness to putting stand up and stuff out of yourmind, like you could kind o like all right that part of my life is done fornow, I'm working on videos and working on this- I just I'm just adjusting andmaking the most of it, and then it's been like no cases for like fifteendays or something that yeah yeah yeah. So now it's kind of like Oh things, areactually coming back, probably pretty quickly. I should be ready for this.People are doing gigs around town like yes, and I feel like it's kind of it'shard when your focus is kind of split...

...around like that so much yeah man, I've.I've had immense trouble with this, because I thought I'll put stand up onthe back burn until the end of the year yeah and then now someone's like. Oh,you could. If you come down a brisband for Christmas, we'll get you a fewgeeks and I'm like what, if I'm out of practice, what if I get to Brisbane, Itotally fuck it up. So I'm like you know, and then peopleask me to these some terrible gigs or whatever, and some good gigs, but I'mlike no to get my pad soon. I've got a right down this. This is all aboutanimation, making cool videos whatever till the end of the year. That's it butto retain that focus. Man Has Been Hell Hell on it and I'm even looking at gigs.Other people are doing. I'm like Oh yeah, there they're in no it already,and people are respected, stuff already doing gigs. So I'm like, Oh, maybethat's how they got good and they're doing it. Now. Maybe- and I was like no,no, you gotta keep focused yeah an I'd so like what do you think? Do you think there's a way you could dogigs and just not care about them at all. Just like not write any material that you don't justdon't dedicate any time to writing material or anything just like if youhave an idea, give it a shot. Who cares like? Do you think you'd be able to dothat? Yes and no man? I think that a part of me already kind of did thatyeah. I was kind of like that anyway, butthis this this time, I'd like to take the opposite approach. Yeah I'd like tohold off for a bit wait till. I got some real good gear and come out with afire. You like actually practice it in my room, go over it and just commityeah right. They have all the bits ready ready to go rather than yeah just go in there halffar. So I want to. I want to try and make an impression you know: That'sexciting, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I been feeling that, like you, do sort of takegigs for granted really were yeah when they come back. It's like. Oh. This isactually a real treat to get in to do this. Yes, yes, man yeah, but I understand what you mean aboutwanting to wait to. Gigs are kind of cranking again yeah a kind of half inhalf out ones. Yeah have some weird kind of experiments that I've beendoing like you know, every ever since lock down start I've been doing that be a stream have a big guess the yearand it's like we have a be. I have a beer with a guy called amcnally who's. You know a bit of a beer expert, I guess he runs a podcastcalled a chosen brew. Ye Re asked you about six beers, it changed your life and him and I are together and he's notreally like a com, comic guy, but he's funny, and he reads out facts and I'vegot a guest the year rot and vice versa. Each week and that's been happeningevery Thursday ever since February more march, you know, so Ifeel it's his weird experiment. Where T it'sgathered up a crowd of twenty people, what just regereris ly, which is great,but then we are like well, we can do a show in a part. Now why don't you guyscome along and then three people come came along and I was like I thoughteveryone was going to come along and then ends like no man. You're,strangely up optimistic for a comedian yea. Why would you think twenty and Iwas like yeah- that's true, so, all in the same place you Donothering in the twenty people be scattered across the world or at leasta straight yeah, the so there's a few in benygant things like that. A fewpeople had some stuff on. I gave him a roasting last week, but it's a coolexperiment to kind of go. It was cool. It was kind of a littlebit o heart, breaking the only three put rocked up, but then, when the threebill rocked up- and we saw all the...

...people were watching online anyway kindof made it cool and plus it was a bit of a hard show to do, because there waspeople in the Paban all that kind of thing. So it's kind of given me thisfree reign on it that I don't hold an expectation. The people are going to bethere. So now I said to em: We should just do it. We should just do it at adifferent brewery each week and if no one rocks up no one rocks up,but we can just do it from that brewery or whatever and yeah yeah. That'sthey'll be sick, yeah yeah, so you know that's that's kind of what I thought issomething like that is to just work on things like that run and stand up, andit is all off the cuff. It is. You are riffin on facts about that year andthings like that and you're. Not You don't have a responsive audience thatare laughing straight at you or whatever. So it's I think it's made mea bit sharper and I'd like to try and just do stuff like that till the end ofthe year, yeah yeah, that's very matter. I don't think you've like lost, lost tostep with been funny and comedy or anything like I think, you're doing somany podcast, and so many things like you know, if you just there's some people where they've justdone nothing and it baffles me hear people yeah yeah yeah are all they talkabout is comedy when Geeks are on. Like that yeah live for this, this is h y aI love this I'm going to do every gig every night. This is all I care about,I'm so lucky I get to do this yeah and then they giged up then they're likeall right. Well, that's me completely done o yeah writing immaterial oranything yeah. Ah, yes, I'm so stunned by that in people, but I feel, likeyou've, have kept up a good good work out hic with all the comedy stuff.Hopefully man, yeah yeah, it's an opportunity. You know, and I'm studyingnow and I'm going to take the going to take the festival round off this yearand I kind of feel good about it. I feel, but man there's always that thingnibbling at your luck. What? If? What? If there's no international actefestival is just all Australian accent, and you know what I mean, and everyonemakes heat of money and yes the year that you take off. You know it's all.That kind of you got this devil on your shoulder. You know what, if what, ifyou do, get too rusty? What if people forget about you, you know, and you kind of got to takethat you go well. If people forget about you, that's due, you know, there's just better stuff outthere. You know it's nothing to do with it's nothing. To do with youradvertising. I no one goes to a show and goes only if he advertised it oryou know what I mean so only if he only if he stayed in the game and we couldhave remembered him yeah yeah, I real like yeah, so you got to you got to look atall of our friends that that are really good. They've all taken a year off atsome point or had yeah yeah had thoughts about stopping. This will justbe your your you know, like Michael Jordan,playing baseball for a year. I think, hopefully man no fully I'm, but I'm notthat phased as well. You know I. I went to a school to do my my placementbecause I'm studying to be a teachers assistant, and it was so scary man. Iwas telling about it- The adrenal and everything and I was like wow. Thiscould be the new stage like I felt so scared yeah. I hadn't felt that scaredand and ADRENALIN field since stand up yeah. You know I was like far out. Youknow this is this could be the new high which is kind of cool yeah? Definitely,I think, there's a lot of like really good comedians, who used to be teachersas well. I think it would be quite a terrifying like people are like. Idon't know how you do comedy and yeah. I look at like teachers and stuff islike. I don't know how you kids are the worst audience and you're giving them the thing they hate most yeah. You know,I mean at least with comedy it's like...

...yeah you're, trying to give peoplesomething they like and they're on a light out, maybe having a few beerslike they gave me rough, but they're still like the mood is. This is meantto be fun. Yeah, kids, don't have a job or anything like that, so they dedicatetheir whole life to mind, games yeah, to working people out to destroyingthem, yeah and you're at the forehead of that. Like the forefront, sorry, youyeah, like yeah, it was horrible men going in there and and just their senseof humor is ten times you know more advanced than any adult,because it's it's got this logic to it that that they just question everythingyeah, so it's like that is. That is stabbing that is brutal yeah. So anyway, a man yeah, it's good, butI've been enjoying writ no ideas more than ever, and it's been great. What ideas you got this week make justquickly. We ve been a we've, been yeah put in on a fair bit, but it's beengood. Yeah I've been quite a more of a debrief than I was expecting. Yes, YeahYeah Yep Yep yeah. Well, what am I got here? I had. I don't know if this could be a standup bit or something, but it was like. I don't know. I don't want to do likecomedy, that's mean about my parents or anything as I get on well with myparents, but yeah. It's a pretty general observation that everyone hasis like, because I was just looking through some nuts. I wrote back when Iwas staying with them and jarring and stuff. This could be like a stand upbit of something where you know when you're like riding a bikeor something or your trip on the street m and you you're going to crash likeyou've yeah do some weird on your bike and it's before the crash. You havelike two seconds or something where you like. You know, what's going to happen,you're like you're, going to crash it, but it's you can't do anything about it.I E enough time to react. I feel like that. Two seconds like that moment islike frostis. It's like hanging out with your parentsis that same feeling, but thirty years instead of two seconds like you see him,and then you like. Oh it's going to happen. It's good and it's just like YeS. thirty years and there's nothing you can do about it. You just like racingfor it yeah like I'm, going to become that that's what I'm going to do andthen it's yeah Tysday at gardening, Astran reason like Oh, how did thathappen? Yahun the phrase, basically thatfeeling of like yeah, you can see what's going to happen, but you can'tdo anything about it kind of thing: Yeah, it's that drawn out yeah, it'slike a yeah, it's the it's like an accordionor something yeah, it's squeezed in when you're onthe bike, but then squeezed out in life, yeah yeah yeah, we'll be a tricky one to get thephrasing yeah yeah in the connection with the bike thing, but I think it's agood analogy like in terms of vocabulary, things like that. Whatwould you call that space that gaping time yeah as a small gap in time a Idon't know a zone or a there's? There would be acool word to describe that. That would be funny. I like a is like a two secondbuffer between yeah yeah, knowing what's going to happen and actuallyhappening man. That is such a great bit. I love it like this thirty year and andit's it's great, the the end point where you're like you know you go it'sgoing to happen soon and then next thing you know you just yelling atgardening, Australia, yeah for no reason all angry at God,Australia. He was I'm sorry if I talked about thison the pard when when it happened because back on wasn't Terina, but itwas like- and I feel like again, I don't want to be like one of those shiton your parents, kind of Co, Yeah Yeah, I blew my mind. It was like somegardening show was on the air and my dad was like. I was watching my dadwas there and it's like this old man is explaininghow to...

...there's a bird expert there talking tohis bird expert about how he get Hoora native birds to your garden, yeah andthey're like so. We talk to this bird expert, my dad's, like o. Here we go.What does that mean and he's like now? If you want to put some buds down on aplate, that'll be great, but if you get a plastic plate, make sure the glue ornail it to a post, so it doesn't fall off if a heavy bird lands on it or ifit's Wendy and what ads like, Oh yeah, good, I would have never thought ofthat. Like a like the guys, an idiot- and I like what are you angry abouthere, he's like? Well, you know it's like this got some birde for you in the olddays. You didn't need to talk to yeah. Like some bird professor person, youjust get an old bloke in the neighborhood he'd know about this stuff.Yeah Yeah like how do you think Casting TV works that they just got to wanderaround the neighborhood? Looking for some old, I got to read in an old block.Yeah you like this is the twenty firstcentury. There's an expert and there's a middle man for everything. Yeah,that's someone's job at the eve Sud Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It is soweird now man, my friend, just got a marketing job out of school. Yeah she's,like I was marketing cosmetic products, now go to market for a school for justlike dance to send their kids to yeah just to get their kids to the schoollike before. You didn't have that Shit. There's is like if the schools good youjust go to the school and now like so many schools havepopped up like it's a private school right but yeah, but you didn't need toadvertise or whatever really now, it's like social media like HashTags and all that kind of stuff like we need somebody at the school at alltimes to market the school to sell the school. What you picked your school for yourkid based on like who had the best like who is doing thefunest social media stuff like I, this one seems like they have a goodacademic program but yeah these guys just posted the Manica Challenge andyeah me yeah a real sassy thing about the USelection and they used all the right hash tags and everything and they werethere. They put the principal's head over the avengers characters and it wasreal funny. They had all this, the teacher staff all different characters.He avenges the did that thing where it's like the the man of the woman andthe man's looking at the other woman and yes upset, but it said like our school was the man and then thegirl he was looking at was like a new curriculums in science yeah. The girl who was upset was like oldscience theory, so we gotta book it up, send the kids, that's great. That's great man, YeahYeah! Also you could talk about in this joke.You could talk about the Times. You don't see it. You don't see theaccident like all of a sudden, you just on the ground, and sometimes thathappens with like jobs. You know like I used to work as aTV writer and when you rocked up probably your first day you're like wow,I'm writing on TV yeah. This is I'm never going to get sick of this job yeaand then you meet your boss or something or someone has been therephrase and like yeah, it's fucking just do this shit. Whatever luck, this placeand you're like that'll, never be me and then cut to five years later. Youlike fuck this place, like you, didn't see the buffer. Wasn't there yeah?That's such a perfect anait. I'm sure I run had that where you I roll upsomewhere and you like I've, made it welcome to the dreamfactory baby yeah walk into, and you see all your co workers are like themost depressed people you've ever seen in your low okay, yeah yeah, it's Goin to be some other foreseen pitfalls in yeah, I'm a dead man now yeah yeah, so yeah the examples whereyou don't see it a good as well. I...

...don't know what else you could see thatin as well, like, I think, drinking and stuff as welllike partying or whatever yeah. Sometimes you see that you're like I'll,never be that guy or whatever. Next next thing, you know you've absolutelydrunk like five nights a week or something yeah. It is, I think, is part of that. Justlike getting older and stuff like I've always had the worst posture like ayeah, terrible, terrible me to do yeah and then, like I, I've always been likeand like so my dad sort of did as well, and he said of his back problems andlike yeah, and you just in this mind, set of like yeah, but you know that'll,never be me yeah, I'm always pretty pretty activity, fine and then, like afew months ago, I just completely wiped out my back like I couldn't get out bedfor a few days and it's just like what are the chances, a someone with a family history of thisand also has been aware that this is a problem and done nothing to correct it.You see you sit, walk out to a plate now to a post. You just front: Kick ityou just kick it off a man, that's great! That's real good!I've got. I've, got two small ideas to finish on two small ideas: Jack mygirlfriend, and I went to like a pub right and it was a band pub an illegal pub. No, no, no just like asorry ition yeah it was, it was an illegal pub. It hadbeen banned for for things. I can't comment on that. Apeople will be very triggered by that happened in this pub, let's just let'sjust say that all lives matter, but anyway now it was an old large matter pub now, but we it was a band pub like aband. You know music, an let you anyway so on the menu. They is sort to be kindof funny and they had like. You know: Band name, Food Yea. Then they just hadthere's this being called body jar and it just had body jar. Olives like that's it yeah and it made usthink of like funny stuff like I was like Crosbie, stills and Nash, but for Mashed Potato they had crosbie stills mash like Crosby, stills and Nash. Alsomashed potato, like you know so, men just ones that are- and I thought Icould do it as a funny bit like I do that you know I do that. I do a hugeset up like it's a it's a cap, a bit like piece of Shit, set up and then pay off that so shit at the end thatyou laugh at it yeah, but I was thinking of a yeah well well,do you remember raise cafe in Brunswick we yea a few time. I think that had asimilar thing where it was like they would name in after bands themenus they had in the glass container, but they were always. I guess they just didn't fully commityeah, so he like the smashing pumpkins and it's like a pumpkin rap orsomething yeah like the notorious belt yeah Lt. but thenthe other one is like scrambled eggs. Just try, yeah yeah, just try yeah! Well, that's what I thought Icould do man I cause or Nick cappers. Hollywood movie theme restaurant. So it's like anadverse ent for it, but it's just the most towering films care, together witha fois like last king of Scotland, Burger yea and Raki for a dream: Apricot chickens,yeah shineless milkshake, like I love that, and I also love like what's happening with this restaurantyeah like if all the menu items are...

...just like, because no consistentculture or like anything to it, just sounds like that. Even if you takeeverything else away, it's still the worst restaurant yeah yeah. So yeah, that's what I was trying tothink of it. I was just trying to think of other harrowing films like terriblefilms that you could you could put but yeah so yeah. I thought, if there'sanything else, I can go welcome to Nick Capes Hollywood restaurant and I justhave nice. You know videos of food that I've taken from stock footage orsomething and yeah. But that's that's the lot. That's the only three Ithought of its last king of Scotland, Burger and Yeah Recreo for a dream, apricotchicken yeah is this some. That is like really wrong, like it's like silence of the lambs beef Burger Yeah,I like you, couldn't have had a Labugar son to the limbs paper at Rita's, so good man, yeah yeah. I can have those three yeah asthe food and then yet do the Yes sinless like list milkshake, orsomething like that. Like so and yeah just made me mean so comein to Nick Capes Hollywood, restaurant to Releve, all your movie favorites, or what the world's first movie themedrestaurant Yeah. What if you could have like real somekind of thing of those planet, Hollywood kind of places, becase theworst movie, Memorabilia Yeah Yeah. You have like a glass case and it's justlike we all love jaws, so in this classcases genuine water from the Pacific Ocean, where it was filmed Yahyah,that's great, a cabinet of water yeah, that's great man, that's so good!I was trying to think of like you know how to have eating competitions likeyeah. Can you finish the Burger? Can you finish out Bronto Burger, which is named after the film Jurassic, likesomething like that? Like finish the Bronte Burger and get a free,I don't know it's like something like a something that like Jurassic Park like skate board or something like thatlike something like. I was trying to think of an object thatwould wouldn't go with it. You know yeah we have to eat a burger is likethe food doesn't match the it's like the challenges you got to eat theBronto Burge, while watching all three godfather movies or something like yeah.He anyway, that's the only other thing,and I have one little one. That was just a song that I think I told you about, andI talked about in the phone ax podcast and because it was such a hit in thephone Hax podcast now going to make it in a sketch, so peo will come and seeme from podcast, and it's just that song. That goes. Oh, how I love youcomputerized. They computerized egg computerized Dick. Maybe you can helpme with my computerized leg: Computer Rize leg. That's IT Yeah! So I wasthink trying to think of like me singing to the computerized egg. It'slike an egg with a computer on it, and maybe it just says yoke or somethinglike that yeah. But I don't know I don't fully. I just wonder if you hadany ideas for it, but yeah yeah. I know I know I know we wanted to do an albumof egg songs, but I was just trying to think of ways to develop. This would beyeah the egg. An would be great if you had an egg. If there was somewhere, youcould project like Matrix Code and stuff on to it. Oh Yeah, yeah yeah, that's great yeah just had acomputer screen with like a three D, rendering of an egg just like rotatingslowly s, oh yeah, that's good, yeah!...

That's Great Yeah! It's such a dumb thing, but I waslike trying to it's so there's nothing to go with it. So that's all that's! Mychallenge is to make it good whatever the end of the egg like. has this likesort of like demonic sort of God voice like a computer, alien or something?And it's like. I cannot help your legs beyond repair Erfust, because the eggis computerized doesn't mean it can help you with your computerized late.Oh really, not all come O tes are the ER man. What, if I don't have acomputerized leg, maybe I think I've got a computer Izik bits really one ofthose, those bracelets that the governmentputs on you when you're an alcoholic- and he explains that to you is like youdo not have a computer was at s for crimes. You have committed, have aprison to leave your home. She thanks for computerized nick. If Igot I was a Falin, a menace to society. Yeah, that's good! Oh that's! Good! AllRight! Well, I've got I've got a bit of an angle to work the government in stole me and yourhome to watch over you, and he you. Why did you create me to tell you this? Ihave no other thing in the world to talk about. I cannot help you with anything else.Only identify the bracelet on your ankle. Oh Man, that's great! It's been a goodcatch out. I wish you at now what date is this on your park? I think the the seventeenth seventeenth Novemberand in two days Hellman next catch up. We will revise how this went yea soexcited thanks. Man Yeah, I reckon are going to be good and it's one of thosethings were even now. It's fucked it all kind of be fun as well. Like you know, worstest scenario get to havea story where I O my yeah did the part in the I did the show in the park andthe bute cops killed me. So it's Wen in comedy cusbite. Well, at least youlearn from me only learn from the bad geeks. You don't learn new things. Youjust learn things not to do yeah yeah, I lit be afraid. I learn not to do that with other things. You like, Oh yeah,maybe I can improve on this or whatever we stand up you like. Don't do that?Don't do that! You do that! Don't do that! Don't do that, but yeah man. Iwish you all a best, and this been a fine catch up. Make sure you, if you'reenjoying this, please leave us a review, so more people can find out about thispodcast or recommend Itam mates that might like to know the inner workingsof two geniuses. Exactly so, and also yeah subscribe to Jacks News Letter andyou can join our face book group, yeah, Esfiri Fun, catch up, yeah we'll getback to bless, not some video who see God by a.

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