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Glue Man

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One of our best yet. Capper puts forward his hit song "Glue Man" and Jack talks about UFC and diabetes. Pretty much all of the buzzwords to make an excellent podcast. Apparently this podcast is the choice of the Danish Frogmen to listen to before they go in to battle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I, the podcast fans, do you lookfriendship but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it's time forfun, Tattas, that's right: Fun, catchups, Oh yeah, fun S, R, Lison the head front! No Fish can'tdo my patented lean back. Tell it like it really is Jack Jack. He didn't haveenough lash on the headphone, so we're going to have to cancel this one yeah don rogue on this one unmonitored, noman that is one of the audio. That is absolutely terrible. I was reallylooking forward to doing this one yeah, but look. What do you say? We give it achance, get the gang back together, the gang of you and me that is yeahylike, Blues Brother Style, cross country crusade to raise money tokeep the podcast going, yeah, yeah and just at every stuff, they're like what?What expenses do you have that you need this yeah yeah, but you've alreadybought the Mikes like? What? What are you spending the money on is like youknow, you gotta got to keep the podcast going, go to keep it going yeah. Butwhat is a thousand feet? Venue y need to feel the wise you're Goin t. what'swhat's happening, yeah you need to keep it going. What if we just had yeah prebook, seats and stuff like that, like we've got a pre book all these seats.You know the borders haven't opened yet, but we can do this yeah. You got to prebook these seats. He just says pre book no cat never sayssee to running out or anything yeah free book and finally comes to the showand they're like all right. You coming to the show the borders are open. It'slike yeah, but you know it's still, there's still some cases around yeadonhave to s got like this. I think it's irresponsible that an you.Let us do this in the first place. You know, I think there was one case inswells or something so I doing it man I am so excited to Sam. I Sin catchupsyeah, very excited. I've been letting the team down at Jack been letting theteam down. I've been coming up with any ideas. I didn't want to say anything,but then the boys had been talking. You and the boys talk it yeah Dan at thelicked yeah yeah, that of the BOOT station, a theboost station, where your body rebuilding that old, Chevy yeah,rebuilding that old, caboose yeah. Well, the boys from the the sharks challengedus to a race and we were fixing that up the fucking shocks. When I gets to go to the maltsors, I don't know we mekids to go to the malt shop. If you don't win the drag race, yourBen from the Malcho you're a weird steak, so it's like when it goes to themalt shop. Loser has to like leave the countrylike a super like everything to lose reallynothing again: Yeah Yeah the guys just enjoying his malcho drink. Well, theother guys at the airport. It's till the ring in his family or friends. I lost the drag rice. Romer Dad lookslike I'm on other CEOU. Don't need to go out. It is a direct. It was a highschool drag race. No, you got to stand by your dreams and taking my best gallon getting out of here yamen. This is a before we started this. I said you saidthat you needed to take a Piss, and I said you can't start a podcast with afull bladder. That's how the Hinderberg went down Yep and then yeah you kept onwith the roof, which is real good. You said: That's why they stop podcast ing forsixty years because of the HINDENBURG, and it's not that funny now that Iretell it, but I reckon it would be a great sketch that two podcast Ers justsay that a great, Oh, a great ten second sketch yeah. Why? Why podcasting stopped back in the day? Yeah yeah a great tragedy, yeah, something like that man, I so thismorning, all right this morning, yeah I bought. I bought a piece oftechnology. You know that could help me make some animation. I bought an. I hadyeah yeah I broke again just when I get high break myself down again. You know yeah,but it doesn't matter, but you know, because I really I'm really excited toget in, I be broke doing animations, yeah, yeah, imagine doing animations under a bridge. Keep plugging your eye pad into MCDonald's. Yeah Power Point Si you like sinking deeper and deeper into povertywith better and better technology as ealing in the swamp, but you got one ofthose like Lord of the rings like Gola...

Morf suits and you just a motion.capter of yourself. It's kind of like our friend sameCampbell, yeah he's living status, never improves. His career goes higherand higher its time, but yes, he's always living in a dungeon with someold lady or some shit yeah and never got any money or anything which is yeah.So weird he's Goin to win like an Oscar and then like have to sell it for beansin the mmme Buck at the bane really yeah. As my my technology gets better, my scoliosisgets worse shuffle around and I'm pushing a bigger trolley. You knowpushing a trolley and it's got like lights, led lights and shoot in it. Yeah. Can you spare a chain yeah got to buy anew motion capture suit, re scar, ocket spine is covaire playingMadison Square Garden, but you've your whole body is arched into a like acomplete circle and they have to like roll you on stage like one of those I don't really know. What's going. Useis is, to be honest, is imagining you e got write. Cavaten is good and I reckonyou've put a real cartoon spin on it. Yes, which is what was lacking from theloony tunes. I think no hot, no hot exaggerations onSCOLIOSIS, which is sad in a way. Imagine defy man. That's sort of badsketch like depressed cartoonist, make thecartoons they really wanted to make like, because I were just slave drivenlike daffy doc, get scullion and and loses vitamin D forever. Yeah Yeah. It's just like get this real,like the social conscience about they have to raise awareness of all thisstuff, but it just it's for little kids, who don't understand any of it. It'slike every over the head. Animator is, as all these back issues constantly raising awayness about an Coley. After being completely devoidof some light and having and working from a wooden stool Daffy, ducas he'slike yeah, I don't know how to do a defied voicehe's like only they had Hacha Department, a loonytunes man. That's great. We should shouldactually write that down M. I mean how do you do it good, like rejected? Youknow, people do those all the time like rejected loony tunes cartoons that never got released orwhatever you know how people do that, but I seem I I'm kind of. I don't likethat idea of just going hey. This is a loony tunes cartoon that never got made. You knowlike I don't know. Maybe someone else is watching the cartoon and it comes onor something like that. Yeah yeah like what's a what's a way to presentsomething like Daffy Duck, get scoliosis and it would be a greatsort of like one of the kind of comic stripslike you've been doing yeah. Let's do it like it's an episode of Li Tuns. It keeps talking about scoliosis orsomething man. That's pretty good. The paneled just keeps bending over furtherand further with each panel yeah, and then he just says in the last one, I'mdepressed where you go. We it's like in the locker room for aspace jam Michael Jordan's, given him a pep talk and he's like. I don't think Ican play ball today on account of my Ascolia S. man, t jodan gives some of theMichael's special juice o his. I everyone else is all popped up andexcited EF ducks like this is great thanks, Michael, but ithas done nothing for my skull prefer not la Oh man, that is great man. I I've got a heap of fucked ideas,yeah crazy, an is so I had this. I was in the show thismorning and I just thought of this song. I go. I'm the glue man from Japan. I gottwenty thousand spiders in my hands. I got. No friends got no fans but nowcome and see me dead, Dili the glue man from Japan. I got twenty thousandspiders in my hands. I got no friends and I got no fans butnow come and see me dance. You know, and I thought I thought someone could go: Hey Gloom Mand, that's a cool, Dar he's like yeah,...

...and then they ask him like a e heartfulquestion. Look what what's your take on feminism or something like that,because I'm the gloom and from Japan like he tries a sneak out of it orsomething I don't know. I thought her yeah yeah, so the Hare- and maybe you goes ask me in aquestion I'll- give you the ants so something like that yeah do. You feelconflicted about Japan's sort of harsh policies on immigrationand stuff? It's such a great country compared to alot of the place, but it's definitely really shut off comparatively to mostportant countries. Still it's long pull man right back yeah! I was trying to think about thelyrics and stuff he goes glue glue. What's you going to dive ever on needsomething to stick to so I love the song o yeah, I think just make. That is just athat. I was a music videos. I just like twenty thousand spiders is a perfectnumber, as spite as to have as well at it yeah. I was just trying to think of,like maybe I M, in different shots with each line. Like you know, we could filmit or something like it. Sort of like get out for an all of a clack to makethe music yeah yeah, and I yeah I mean a different each line. I'mlike I'm the gloom and I've got the glue yeah. Now I'm got the Japaneseflag behind me, twenty one, the twenty thousandspotters in my hand or whatever I don't know how we're going to film that maybeI'd three, the animate at least spiters. Coming at you or something like thatyeah, it's green, just fills up with spiders quickly, yeah a blue glue. What you're going to doeveryone needs something to stick to and then maybe I don't know maybe supergoes hey glue man. I don't like some tragedy or something Blue Glue. What you're going to do?Everyone needs something to stick to hey glue man. We shook hands earlierand now my now my hand is stuck together. I thinkI e the doctor said I can't get it out without cutting the first layer of skinoff my hand and we'll probably have your reparable damage on the nerves. Inmy hand, he's like I'm the gloom man Robe, Oh yeah. I prefer that to thedeep question like yeah yeah, coming to him with yeah like horrible things,he's accidentally done to them. Yeah, Hey Glome, to talk to. I love the songand everything on be wrong, but you you visited the hospital earlier to see yourfriends and I don't want to accuse you of anything.But there's the hospital is full of spiders now, which is you can imaginehow bad that would be for many of our patients that I thousands and thousandspiders all scattered. Oh, the children's ward, its basically a worstcase scenario as you can you do anything about this e plus is glueeverywhere as well, so no one can escape yeah between the glue and the Spider webs.It's just a sticky mess. A lot of children are they're glued.Could you just picture a child? That's you know been burnt or had in previousinjury and rather than getting great treatment, they're glued to their bed,while spiders repeatedly sting them Thai hope, there's not a red back amongso spiders. All I can see for now is the funnel web and the Blue Tail, whichis still quiet that we will have to amputate some people. I'm the gloomy from a Gloglau can'tjust sing your way out of this one yeah people at the hospital, so he are therefor, like, like psychological issues like imagine,you're already struggling with paranoia and then you're glued to a bed. Well,thousands of spiders descend on you. It's exactly the sort of thing you'vebeen fearing now. It's real how's that you know affect people. Gloom have alot of man to do. Oh Man, this great and then just glue man's got a split got again to mycar got to get to a new place when no one can see my face. They'relike about that glue man, I it's just...

Vickar from hurt car Reynold. You we'veconfiscated your car because you, the last car you borrowed, you left, go onthe accelerator and and our woman drove it and their foot were stuck and theyplayed straight through a a dog orphanage and killed all of the dogsand four of the stuff and yeah. The policemen have to Pry pry her out of the car, with your footstill on the accelerator and the wheels still spinning and the corpses of eight docks Ye had to stareat. was she had that Yeah we looked at the body it lookedlike her cause of death was spider bites like she was dead before the Alanhave a lot of questions for you, gloom man, so she had this stered of victims.While she was slowly, I man yeah. We got to write that out,write that out and just do that, yeah an love, this glue- man, Oh man, all right. Well, I could. Icould also adapt that to stage couldn't I would the sound people you know justget your voice coming in all the time being there yeah guy, you know what Imean like we funny. If we did a two man sketches, like you just come in with adifferent uniform each time like yeah, like you got a policeman, that's greatprison, warden glue man. You would intend the life in prison here, butit's things have been pretty civil in thisprison for a long time, no real disturbances and since you've arrived,it's been deadly riots. Almost every day, a lotof prisoners are stuck to the walls of their cells. They already have verylimited freedom, and I we stuck against the wall. I'll spiders warm through thethrough the bars is really not the kind of atmosphere. But yes, is prison. YeahYeah, not to mention your hands got stuck to the bars, and then we have tosoar off your hands, but the spiders are still coming out ofthose yeah yeah the glue is it's like a tap. Youknow: We've got storage, tanks, full of glueand full of spiders. We didn't want this to happen. We justwanted to run in prison. Yeah. Now we're like a glue holding facility, a spot holding facility. We can't sellthe glue because I thought maybe we could upset the cost of holding youhere through selling the glue to maybe stationary companies, but it's full ofspiders, which is why not not what kids want with the stationary these days,yeah yeah so now, like also we've we're like. So where do you get this gluefrom? Where does it magically come from glue man it every time a horse does inthe world its bones are disintegrated and it comes to my glue is like wellnow we have to stop horses from dying, so now we've got it. This is what wayway way too deep into this yeah. I don't even think this would work tryingto make it, but for the sake of us now, it's okay, a like anti course racing anti Alban Cup,but the reason we need to stop it just because every time a horse dies, morepower is given to the glue man depend is a sort of a devil being a releasesglue and spiders, and if, as days, he gains the power of their butons, weneed to start. For that reason, you reckon I'd, be one big GLO sticklike a glue. Man Like I'll, be wearing a glost costume. I think you'd be likea just sort of an odd man, maybe like aleather jacket and a weird hat or something but then like in blue sticksin your sleeves, like a aright or something I o t great yeah man, I guessin it hands if you want to have spiders in your hands yeah and no indicationthat I'm from Japan at all. No, no, no, no one! No one is just like lazy rhyme man, that's in the bank yeah. I got tolisten to this recording and I'm going to go back and film, this yeah yeah. What what idea you got this week buddy!Well, I got nothing that could compare to that. Really! Okay, but I don't know it's been fun. I've beenlike sort of looked over, some old stand upideas and that's kind of going to be back on the cards again. ATUA. Have youdone the method where you're, where you're leaving your phone here andgoing to a cafe and stuff the other day? I was go. We were going to go filmsomething and you were like. No I'm deep. I was like I listen. I can't makeit you like that's cool anyway, I'm deep in there in the writing what you know. What's your new method beennow that cafes are open? Well, I do love doing that, but I feel like Istill get a bit distracted there and...

...stuff like I do to get better, justbringing the note pad no technology or anything like that. Yeah yeah, but the it's weird like you're trading, I feellike I'm trading, the distractions of home for the self consciousness of taking up a tableto just sit there with a coffee yeah. It's like the limited space at the cafeand you're, like I'm, like kind of getting them the zone like trying to aof some stuff, I'm like yeah. This is good and then the person a son is likeyou need any food, you're good and I, like it yeah now, I'm good and the likeback at you now so like. Oh, they hate me yeah e, H, e H, it's hard to write knowing that I'm abludge pig yeah but yeah I've been love and doing that,I'm looking forward to just being able to do it more. I think, but I had an idea I feel like this. Isit's weird to talk about this on the podcast? I guess kind of A. I guess.It's an anti podcast type thing! God Damn it. You know I'm a big podcast fan,but I feel like you'll, get the sort of the sort of thin it's about, but it's it's an ad for a new podcast Mike andit's like. Finally, it's finally here introducingthe new bad podcast Mike, and it's just like, I think it's just like a sockwrapped over a big pile of sticks with like a cord loosely tied to it yeah orsomething- and it's like it's like why I spend top dollar on ahigh quality microphone when you're gonna put it no effort into yourpodcast and give up immediately. We will be there and I'll be like in thepanes like I I'm Committin Jactus over the years. I've done several podcastloosely out of a sense of obligation that I'm a comedian and it's somethingthat I should do yeah and I never really put any effort into it. Now thatI follow through in any long term yeah. It would be insane to spend all mymoney on a good microphone to get this. So that's why the bad podcast Mike isan absolute life. Saver Yeah growling it up, and it's like I just like going through the factors.Like here's a thing. You probably don't know the correct export settings toproduce it. Well, so, even though the best Mike it'd still be wastingeveryone's time, yeah plus podcast usually just an excuse to haveconversations with people you want to talk to anyway. So who gives a shit?And it's like hats to like an interview setting and someone's like, I, my God,thanks for doing the interview and someone's like Oh, not worried, happyto help out. Is that thing given on I'm like my who gives a shit yeah, let'sRiff, Yeah God. I feel like there's more exampleson that that I have my computer, not my notebook, but as the gist of it yeah yeah. That's mygreat idea of a big pile of sticks with a sock on it and trying to sell that asa microphone that just definitely doesn't work. But but who cares? Yeahlike I always like the the analogy mining for gold with podcast, you justhoping you just hoping to be the next come town or something where yeah threeguys that don't give a fuck about the recording or the editing and yeah haveany subject, but they've struck it they're earning like fifty grand amonth yeah I patron and you're, like everyone, just kind of wants to hitthat kind of weird it's like they're, they're panning for gold yeah with allthe equipment, but then they're only painting, for you know, half an hour aday, yeah re, some other guy. That's really luckycan get that gold, but that never happens you usually you got to go inbetween where you were actually hard working hard at it or working out ofpromoting it or whatever yeah yeah and editing it and you'll get some gold.Maybe you look it as much as the lucky go. Trickle up go you'll, definitelyget a lot more than the guy who's, sifting with the best pan, but onlydoing a for half an hour a day and putting no work into it. You Know Yeah Yeah Yeah. I feel like this. Just Idon't think I've cracked it yet, but I think it's something very funny andlike when yeah, like you see it a lot in our industry,where it's like the you're using the greatest technologythat ists and you're spending so much money on it to produce just the worststuff that you didn't make need to make it all yeah. You know I mean like it'sjust this weird trying to think of like a I don't know like another analogy orsomething like it's like. If you buy a you buy like a military laser and youuse it to like Baker, Pie, yeah yeah, you could have put that in the oven.You really ye need to yeah get the world's greatest shit, ikey yeah yeah,that's true men, yeah or like it's weird, because you'll go yeah, you'llget the good equipment or whatever, but then you'll just be really lazy withall the other stuff. That's very important yeah, you know like yeah, yeah like editing or or you know,uploading it or or advertising it or whatever,...

...but yeah. It's so funny! Man, that'sgreat! That's real good! You just got to go a no glue man from Japan. I feellike now, but it doesn't matter set the bar, so he two different sketchesfucking around with this podcast Shit. I feel like eye yeah you're, the hackmate. You didn't write a fucked up idea, a song in the show. Yeahlin is myshower time to wash my body like well man. This will really be the songepisode, because I got three songs. Okay, so I'm sorry about this, I'msorry! So this one is chrome, baby yeah, so I thought maybethat was a good the cap of theme. I know I love it. You love talking aboutcrime. I think it's because there was a great motor bike. Film called LBS, ED,chrome, yeah, and there was a couple of motor bikes that were actually chrome.The plastic stayed chrome, dipped, the plastics right so to motor cross bike,but it's chrome, a chrome finish, and that has always been my dream to havethis fucking chrome, motorcycle. I don't know anything about anythinghere. Is that like? Is that, like an impossible dream orlike? Could you do that in a year we you could do that? It's not thatexpensive, real right, but it's just cool yeah yeah. It's just one of thosethings. There's like my biggest dream to dip, something in chrome, a yeahyeah. I could people do that yeah! Here's alot of there's a lot of. I there's a bit of expense and stuff, but yeah.It's not it's not a big dream. Yeah it would it be good for the motorcyclewould drive well or just be it. No wait. Looks looks so cool yeah. It's just gotto mirror finish on. The Y like, like you know, like a Harley Davidson'salways got to Marafin is short yeah. Imagine that on a Moto Cross bike, Iget you yeah. So I just looks beautiful just doing a big jump. Yeah a crimecycle you great yeah, maybe I could anyway it maybe on stage. I could do this. Dothis all my songs have the same tomb as what toes well what? If what? If you had what, if you had ababy made of chrome in your little home with a little phone year, a chrome,baby, chrome baby, you driven me crazy with your skin, so shiny hands, just sotiny, and then maybe I could go yeah chrome, baby. You try have MCcrazy with your skin so shiny and is so tiny upon inspection. I see myself inthe reflection of the chrome baby, a see my face, realize I'm a disgrace andthirty, eight years old, I'm not a good bloke, I'm stone broke. The only thingI own is a maper pro. No, no, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No, no do dochrome baby, you drive me crazy. Yeast would just be it yeah. So just a a just yeah one of our one of it, aclassic capadose sketch, where it's just personal, a personal idio secretesye just find another vehicle, a pipit from yeah from wacky to set Ye ShitYeah. I was imagining like you. It's like the video clip for that and you'reholding up a baby and like screaming the song right into its fan yeah. I eBen in the simpsons, where home as looking for Lisa and is lookingin all the different places screaming lise and then he like, as a woman,pushing a pram and he like grows right into the pram. So it's just rams like athe a face. That's so funny yeah. If you had a baby to scream it out, yeahyeah, that's good yeah! I thought yeah, the! I thought it's one of those things Ithink I'd like to do it on stage more than a clip, maybe m R. I shall pictureof the chrome baby yea, like maybe anyone here ever dreamt of having aeveryone here, dreams of having kids, but I want to go one step further. Iwant a crime baby, a real normal style like a anyone here, have kids like justnormal, like don crowd. What kind of thing then he's like yeah yeah get night out of the house? I ththe beall right. Yeah, you have a dip. Your kids in chrome, aanyone ever her go.Yeah got kids yeah. Anyone here over dipped him in crime, Yeah Yeah Al All right! Well, this is a songfor you. Maybe I could go looks like we had alot of people in denial in tonight. Yeah. So no one says anything well isyou're too afraid to live. That's fine,...

...yeah well looks like good, PrettySquare audience. You know. If you ask me, I'm the only one to take fun riskswith my baby. You know he is a photo of my kid sure. Do that like a evited is aphoto after I did them an chrome, yeah and Heah he's a sot or maybe not evensay, he's a song, yelegant Drat MC, crazy, yeah or maybe I could go. The only thing Iown is a MAC book pro. No, no, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! How will I feed you?How will I pay you? How will I look after you Crom Baby? Maybe you'll die S, your body's made of chrome, but youstill need human food. You can't move so I gotta take you forwalks feed you through a straw. I wish you would like robot COPAN. Icould just plug you in except you can't move your limbs. Yeah! That's awesome man just having to. I was just looking through my notesjust quickly. Yeah I mean. While you look up you nights. Ijust want to tell you a funny story. Is My girlfriend dad is getting a housebuilt yeah and my her uncle did a drone video of thehouse being built like a drone circling around the house, and so he sent us that, but he sided toput music with it yeah and he put secret garden by Bruce Springtide. Atthe background, it's the spookiest thing ever. I don'tknow why it's just got like a camera circle. Gas She's got a sickrick. I ever like what the it's not like. He only has that song inhis Ituna or whatever like he would have had to look through some songs. Even let's say if he had like a vest ofBruce Springton or something he's plenty of like fun up beat Ye buildinga house may be born in the USA or something O so many dancing in the dark. Yeah. That's goodgreat! That shows progression. I'm build a as to dancing in the duck.A the the Oh man, the Jerry Mc was an track.That's not that's not good to build a house to anyway. I couldn't stop laughing. I gotit to replay it over and over again. She couldn't see what it was funny andI was I was intestates. Have I told you about my dad's the thing that drives menuts about his like I tunes car thing, yeah he's got like blows my mind. I'm not I want to be oneof those like are dad's, weird kind of comedian, a crazy. I always want totalk about what it's like he's got. What he listens to when he's drivinghis car is just shuffle of his entire Music Library,okay, and that contains a mix of actual music and like just any it's not like a playlist ofhis songs. It's just like any audio file he's ever acquired in his lifeAsansol, so it'll jump from like even if I'm going to get into the weird arm,and even if there wasn't that even was just music, it would still be anightmare like you, jumping from like, like craft work to some like big bandmusic from the s to like I like it's just so chaotic to listen to and thenon top of that I'll just go into like he had an idea for a movie. Like eightyears ago, so it'll be like some sound effects of like a spit fire plane, ordo you like just in the car, a Listeninyou like song, comes on and then it'll be like it's the noise of some likemortar engine from the wall at p, yeah he what is happening Dade's like Oh,it's just shuffle, it's like yeah fix it Whiten. Then it's like I'm alwaysthe one who's been. You know when someone does something crazy and youcall it out for being crazy and they're. Like you just been a bit sensitiveabout it, you know I need to lighten up it's like I don't you need to Dad. Iwas listening to craft work and then...

...all of a sudden, the spit fire cameyeah yeah. It's like I want I'm, not I'm showing concerned for you, thisyeah, your life you're in this car. All the time you shouldn't have to listento this random explosions. For no reason man, all right, I feel like you, don't havedon't have too much sketch wise really, but I know that's fun. I got I got some. I don't know if this could be a standup bit or something, but I was watching the sorting the UF the other day, and there was this. Guy Was the first first guy with diabetes to be in the UF all right. Ineeded this big interview about how he was like he's. Like you know. I just want to bean example for people, and you know doctor said I shouldn't do a, but hereI am, I proved him and it's like would like yeah. What doctor wouldrecommend you do may to you know what doctors are full ofShit A, but it's like diabetes are not doctors, you'd be a really bad doctor.If you like, you know, you need my cage fighting, so you are yeah, you got a you got ablood sugar deficiency yeah. You got to watch, exercise and stuff like that,and you know yeah, you know your heart rat, isn't too good and whatever yourblood thinner or something I don't know what I be, however yeah, I think cage fighting would be,will put you at high risk, but I think a lot of know doctor recommends thisyeah, but lucky you met the one renegade doctor next guy walks in he's, like he's, gotlike, I don't know hard, porpita, ions or something goes getting. The cage.Just is dockers, just sending people to the cage. I you have so Taman. That isgreat yeah. You a reckon if you just delivered that the lutist like thatyeah. What Dr would recommend that you do a UF, but to elaborate on it is a hard thing.Isn't it yeah yeah? That's that's where you skill as a comic kind of comes en.Doesn't it yeah? Definitely that's the tough thing about like thinking aboutgetting back into doing, shows and stuff yeah like I feel like it's weird like you gowithout it and you just like think it's sort of. Oh, you just come up withfunny ideas, yeah and then you're thinking about actually puttingtogether a set or a show or something it's like. Oh No, it's like a wholelike very difficult art form that you've forgotten about. You actuallyneed to link all the stuff together and make it connect and stuff like you're.Your joke was a always love the one where you talk about pally Archie, thetale of Palace Y. Ah, you know that the doctor says I had a real sorry to cutyou off yeat a real run in two thousand and sixteen of like being like thenatred Mus of what was going to be become overdone. Twitter, jokes, yeah.Yes, I did a joke about the palace doctor Guy, who goes to see the doctorand that turns out he's like go see, probably a CI and the guys like I ampolyaen. I also had a joke about how J K rolling keeps changing shit aroundand what's Harry Potter, yeah, and I feel like two years later, they werelike doing a joke about that because it waslike everyone on twitter had done them. Yeah. All right, I invented those yeahking, my man, not many people are on to ide ter. There are a lot of people ontwitter, but also not many people yeah. You know, especially a so you're fine.I reckon you're okay, yeah I'll bring them back, but the best best thing wasthe elaboration, so yeah. The tale is that the guy goes to the doctor and hesays I'm depressed and he goes off. You depress as a claning, ten yeah and he'slike. Oh, you should see palliate and then the patient goes. I am Palyt likethe depressed clown thing, and then you had that great elaboration. You likewhat doctor is sending to press people to a comedy show yeah like don't likepalliate comes, is like you know. You had a great thing he's like stopsending De Press people to my shows. That's why I'm here you know a which isgreat so yeah that that elaboration was always good, because no one had thatwould be so hard to to do so. To do that kind of I don't know elaboration on this wouldbe cool as well. You know I yeah real thin of real bad doctors, a yeah yeah.What door would send what door would tell you to do? UF When you get abetties yeah like a doctor, saying you shouldn't, do Emma E, nothing to dowith diabetes, Yeah Yeah Yeah, completely separate icious, ayeah yeah like if you want to be like me, don't trust you doctor Yeah Right,go against whatever they say: Yeah, it's yeah, it kind of says inspiring aswell as I want to show kids out there. You don't have to listen to metical,professional or experts of any kind. Yeeh beat the yards science yeah likehe beat the odds, like the odds were in...

...his favor, but the odds used. That'swhy they call them odds yeah, because it oddly happened. You know, oddlyhappened, is an odd thing yeah and to be like it's like look at me. I'm such asuccess. It's like your, like you're, put getting your damagingyour body. So much for such a relatively small amount of money, andyou feel like follow me. Kids, you two can look yourdream, yeah and elbowed in the neck. A man it's so good yeah, you want the odds to be betterand better like a dude with cancer goes in the UF C or whatever, like just peeppeople with diseases and going to the UC, and then they just start getting.People like who shouldn't be fighting yeah, like you know, like realcontagious diseases like is like yeah, the first guy with the Bowler do UFpeople said: Oh you'll spread it to the I've built up this immunity to it, butthey said Yeah. It is spread, it is, you know, contagious through sweat andblood and yeah. Sadly, a lot of my opponents have died, which is why I've risen to the top ofthe latter, but I'd like to think the diabetes guy for getting me to the topbid me and the first blind coward in the UF C. everyone else is not afraid and can seetheir opponents, but shit kicked out of me so badly get in there. I try and runaway, but I often run right towards me yeah yeah. The only way I survive is becauseI can't see what bones are broken. A lot of guys would tap out now, but I donot tap out. I just feel the pain, which is why I've risen to the top,because people wear themselves out so badly from beat this shit out of methat they faint man, that's great, that's real good!Now, man, we got to finish up with one last oneyeah on yeah, but you I need your help with this yeah. I need your help, so Ithought maybe this one. We could film on your camera or something like thatyeah, maybe this afternoon, or something like that, and it's just likeme kind of sitting with my kind of cap pulled down kind of being and I'm justsitting on the maybe the corner of your bed or something it's like, but I justneed to top and tail it with something but I'll see how it goes. But, like Ohmy little window pig, I love you so much. I Miss Your touch. I Miss Your touch. Things have been badsince you went away. Please come back and play. Please come back and play.Please come back my little window peak and then like it just shows me staringlike. Maybe we'll have super imposed images of the peak while I'm singingyeah this and like little karaoy words down the bottom and then, while when I go, please come back andplay. Please come back and play there's a slow zoom in and then the there's like a videofootage superimposed over the top of a butcher, cutting up a peak right andjust squealing. Oh Man Yeah, and I thought I thought somehowyou could be in it like you could walk in and go. I left my pig under the pillow and nowit's go on. You Go. Oh The peg. You go on neck, the pig I took the pick to thepig ferry okay and then I seen the song orwhatever, but and then shows you with bags of money, the pig being cut up like you sold thepig yeah. I feel bad for the pig to behonest, yeah I feel like I'm just like I liked just the hypothetical of thewindow pig I don't know yeah. I was like trying to think of something elseor something to where it's been taken away like Wi doesn't have to be a peak because could it be like just a different kindof I don't know the window pigs just doing doing cool shit without you now. That'swhy you said you like the window, cuts to the window pig and it's like a pigon a jet ski or something like. Oh yeah, that's cool! You Kappa doing a big jump,Yeah Yeah Yeah! That's good man! Yeah! That's Great Yeah! I don't know what else he could.I pick be doing or it'd be great to you know in the end,have you seen target King Yeah? You know it's got the end, how it's justgot the the kind of fat guy who buys the zoo and he's just writing the JetSki and Slow Motion? Oh yeah man it'd be so good to put a pig face on on it. That is the most beautifulcinematography I've ever seen like I...

...kept rewinding that it was the funniestthing, just this Chubby guy with sunglasses riding a jet skin slow motion. At theend, it was a real life east bending down like s so good yeah man. I thinkthat's great, like I just sing that and then I just yeah like Oh my littlewindow peg. I love you so much. I missed your touch but like I thoughtthere could be some cool cuts like the zoomin and stuff on my face. Things have been yeah had so up sort offading between Yeah Yeah Yeah. I think things have been sad since you wentaway. Please come back and play. Please come back and play wherever you are window peak, come backyeah and do anything to know where you arewindow pig. I was like real rock and rol. Music is just blasting on Dan and Alanna, an Ann in an any and I'm just crying in the background.Like yeah window piggin man, that's great well! Thank you forhelp me with that one. That's that needed a jacturus little twist yeah! Ijust didn't, want the window picked to get hurt my well. I thought it wouldput. It would be a statement like don't kill animals and that, but I love porkand it's a mob such a huge moral dilemma for me, because I love pigs, somuch they're like one of my favorite animals ever yeah. I just don't want tokill him, but then pork is so good yeah, I'm the pig, that's what that's the lesson we canall take from this, that you're the pig and the Capers Cape specifically a manon the peak. It's a bit. I want to work with stand up. You know, man like youknow, I'm not a I'm not for horse racing and I'm not going to promote it.However, if some one offers me a sports better at for ten grand or whateverfive grand or whatever, I'm there yeah, I like, I don't care, you know- and Iremember once my my sisters into horse race again. Shebooked at like a corporate box and these at the brisband race course formy Nana for a birthday yeah and my dad and my brother, and I didn't reallywant to go, were like O, not that in a horse R- and I like writing horses, Ilove horses are beautiful, but then the moment we got in that corporate box alldressed up yeah, I had the best day ever play some bets and Shit Yeah Yeah.This is great. You know it so really like that's a thing I got to deal with like I don't never stick to my guns,yeah, it's so tough, like I think everyone like you, can't really judge.It's like everyone's got, some version of that yeah yeah yeah, it's like mador that or like there's just the list is just unending. I I feel like thesame like I'm like you know I should be. I shouldn't eat, dairy or anything. Idon't don't think really, but I still like having milk in my tea or whateveris just like yeah, the most relaxing thing that comes me down better thananything and was to have it up constantly yeah and it's like well, I am I the devil for doing this yeah.It's not what I believe in, but I'm just kind of like stuck in this trap ofit. It's real funny men because it hughs. He went vegan because he was like environmentalreasons and he didn't want to get bell canter well Ye. Apparently it stopshere, but he and he was like on race racing for the Melbourne Cup. Hewas one of the hosts on the panel yeah and twitter went crazy and stuff. Theywere like fucking, hughs Vegan. This is the most hypocritical thing. I've everseen. Yes doing, horse racing, you know talking about it and stuff and you'relike I don't like it's USI like he's goingto be on the TV like like this, is his his moral boundary is not you know what I mean like he's doing.The groundwork, like he's being Vegan, cut him a bit of a break yeah but alsolike I don't think he ever said that he was about the cruelty of animals. Thisyeah, that's. The thing is like a there's, any reasons to be Vegan thatthat there's that you can hate animals and be any you can be like so just care aboutyourself and like the environment or whatever and still be like yeah Vigan,but fuck animals, obviously don't care at all yeah I mean someone, someone who's like alot of people are atheists. These days still go to church for a wedding orwhatever yeah he's still not going to go. What you know a real fucking,atheist, yeah yeah. I saw you in the God temple praisinghim yeah. You really stuck. You believe: You'dShuck, a bucket, a mud on your friend Getae. This has been a fun catchup. Er.Think you so much so good...

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