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Fundamentally Sound Matrix

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This week the guys hit a bit of roadblock due to lockdown. BUT that doesn't stop them from redefining comedy as we know it! Some very good ideas here discussed including fight scenes and Go Back To Where You Came From. Get it in your ears now and leave us a review See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I, the podcast fans, do you lookfriendships, but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it'stime for fun, Tattas, that's right: Fun, catchups, Oh yeah, fun, ens man, it's so good! WE'RE RECORDINGTOGETHER! Yeah you go land doing man, I'm I'm tired of saying that, likeabout podcast, you know all were recording a pod or whatever so daggy.Now I want to say I'm laying down I'm laying down on a track today with yetyeah. I like that yeah, what's On for today, nick hit the studio lay sometracks yeah. That's six see what happens on that. Just jam just jam justjam with our voices, no instruments, no, who needsinstruments. It's on your mind, baby, maybe they'll do a Rocett about us oneday, yeah that something about the Acoustics of Jack's room where he hadthe lighting coming in from the window and no sound insulation at allsomething about the window and the door. Next to him really made it pop. Theycan never replicate that in any studio yeah when the podcast really kicked offand we were recording in a mansion and we had beautiful acoustics. We werewondering why it wasn't funny. You know it wasn't funny any more and I likethat's. When we had to go back to the room, we spent eight million dollars buildingan exact replica of my shares. We paid actors to act like myhousemates wandering outside the door at all times, yeah someone boiling akettle in the distance, just two lone photos on the wall. YehDona Laptop sitting on it and we were ready to go God. That's the thing that I feel likethe that's one thing about coverd. That'slike I mean it's not good at the moment, but it's like shamed me into keeping myspace nicer, because I've been on like all this Scot calls with people who are.I did this podcast early on and it was like a it wasn't like a comedy podcast. It waskind of like a broader, like podcast, about creativity, kind of thing. So allthe other people on the zoom call are like, like artists and sort of advertisingexecutives and that kind of thing and they all lavie yeah, beautifully lit,like you know, like a house out of a magazine, kind of thing in there, yeah,there's IM call and I'm like in the little window. Just this like horriblegray, like muckle all these on, I and the clothes got to juststacked in a big pile. It's like little gray cell. Like God, a guys you shouldbe. You should listen to me as well: Yeah Yeah City Yeah, you just don'tthrown out opinions everywhere, just going yeah, listen up, you know whatyou get. You guys do things in your big wigs places and all that, but this ishow I deal with creativity yeah. It's like it's a real give away like if Ihad met this time. People in like a meeting or something I could have justwant to. You know like a nice shirt and got a good shot yet could shake yourhands at real professional, be like this guy he's on to something yeah. Ican just look into my into my bedroom. I, like things, are not going great.You should yea, maybe not listen, exactly what I got to say yeah before I disagree with youropinion, creativity, let me just ask you this question: Do you need a mileboy yeah some? Can those windows could use a good cleanbehind you, yeah man, that's yeah this week mate this week. It's it's so goodto catch up with you, as we know, that's a fun cat up, podcast, it's good to see an I've. I've been thinking of a few ideas hereand there, but you and I had a little chatyesterday and ell like far out we're hitting that stumbling block. Now we'rehitting the stumbling block yeah. I will be honest. I think this is the most I've felt like I'm in a lock down.Think throughout all of it. I've been pretty upbeaten trying to make the mostof it and stuff. I feel like yeah, like I fucked up my back last week and thenI had to lie around a lot and then like, and I feel like that was fine and thatwas actually kind of good in a weird way, because it's like you got a you,get like a little bit better every day, and so you kind of feel like yourBenjamin Button or something you know you never get like yeah. You never getthat dramatic and improvement of one day to the next in normal life, and Ikind of had that it was like. I felt like an old man who couldn't move oneday and then I was kind of walking around the next day and then I couldsort of like bend down and pick something up the day after that, it'slike I'm, like fucking Wolverine, I'm just healing up this rocks, but I think it was likey yeah. I thinkI needed you need your routines and...

...stuff, so I wasn't like I've beentrying to run and meditate and read, and I just stopped doing all of thatwith the back and it yeah felt like I've. Not Not done anything real good that sense of relief. I was talkingabout this. We had man O. I want to talk to you about a few things andsorry. If, if anyone listened to my other podcast, the phone has podcast, Idon't want to cross over here. To should be. They should be delighted toget a double dose Nick. They should be delight. Er Apologize, it's not reallya crossover, it's more of a a an elaboration yeah of what we talkedabout, because there's a few things yeah that back thing that you saidgetting the relief of being able to walk. Again. I got the same thing with when I was in Singapore, and I got horrendously sick like off some foodyeah and my guts were like clinching. I had terrible diary terrible vomitingand I thought I was going to die. I don't know what I just slept it was Iwas in this like. I was in a five star hotel in Malaysia just on the border ofSingapore and Malaysia, but it was a five star hotel from like the S E, awooden benches and stuff, and it had like it. I think it had two Landlidey alittle desk and you know the stuff they had in yeah. T E should have to includethat on the on the sign. It's like five and eighty stars like the cars. Haveyou know it's like when some people say they made like five dollars for a big project orsomething, but then they like remember this was in the s. That was a lot ofmoney back then like they need to include it's like this was what peoplethought was good back in the ES. So keep that in mind, yeah yeah, that's itand it's so funny, then, because I stayed in a five star place in Vietnam.Sorry to Brag, I'm staying on his fast Yeah Vices, my girlfriends dad shoutedhis and it was very nice, like beautiful, but very logical, now, fivestar, an hours, logical, it's like okay, you don't need a big desk. Okay, youdon't need all this stuff, it's kind of like we've gone backwards, a little bityes like in the S it was like. You need a big wooden desk. You need a like ayou need, a couple of land line, phones and you need this. You know yeah so forthat's so interesting because I eat like not to derail your story, but Ibet it's like in the s. A lot of people who would have to travel to Malaysiawould be it'd, be like work like you'd, be anexecutive or a salesman or something going to do business. We know you cando that all over the internet or whatever, and the people going therejust like people who want to live like gods, fora small amount of money and just lik he already end up is like you, don't needa giant desk, no, no, the hers! Now we yeah we justput a little. I think they had like a little lounge. You could sit on like aweird kind of lounge and stuff in in Vietnam and yeah, but anyway I had thatterrible sickness and diarrhea, and all that kind of stuff and man, when Ididn't have it the next day I just it was like I'd been given you life againand I was in a different country, and I was I just went up to quite a limp of by public bass, but man,the out of body experience, I felt was so good and I almost want to get sickagain that that violently ill just for a bityeah just so I can feel the relief, and I was talking- we were talking aboutthat with been costume yesterday, that you know he had a fight with hisgirlfriend and he wished that he just got in a small car accident like that.Didn't kill him, but just to kind of end the argumentand for her to have the reality brought back. She loves him. You know what I meanyeah, it's like. I wish we could go in a justget in a small crass. Just like a neck brace neck brace star crash yeah or yousee you see a big crash in front of you. So, like a whole, someone drive off a cliff right infront of the car and you like, Oh, that, could have been use. Yeah Yeah. I loveyou, that's it done. You appreciate appreciate each other again, but whereall this applies to you his men, I don't know whether we talked about iton the last podcast, but I was talking about how I was listening to anotherpodcast. So there was a comedian. She was talking about Ovid and has shealways had gigs, and now she doesn't have any gigs and no matter how shit aday was no matter how many people didn't like her or or what she wasgoing through the time she has had comedy at night. She has had comedy togo to no matter how shit the GIG was. She had comedy and that made me MissComedy Yeah and D, and for the first...

...time ever I missed a comedy. But then Italked to you and you are like men. What are you talking about likeyou'll go to a show? Maybe you know a couple of people like you, maybethey'll. Maybe they'll start following you or something like that, but withintwo weeks man you're going to be bitching and complaining how shit thisGig is or how fuck that person is at the giggle sitting through all the samemundane bullshit, and that's exactly because been costumes in Sydney andthat's exactly what he told us. Yesterday, yeah, you were like man, youmight as well put your time rather than driving open marks. Might as well putyour time into making you know cool videos and sketches, or whatever thistime that you've always dreamed about, and I'm like that put me way back downon earth and I'm glad you told me that posit yeah, that's exactly what beencaution told us yesterday is like you know, in Sidney. It was like. Gigs areback yeah, everyone's gigging now and then yeah within two weeks. He's likethis keeps fucked. I hate this puss yeah yeah, it's so easy to. Like imagineyou're like if this one thing changed, I'd be happy forever and then you justgo like you use your brain and you go back like seven months and it's likewell, that's what my whole life has been up until like not yet I was. Iwasn't that happy then. So I don't know. Why would expect everything to changean hated hearing? My hearing you describe me giving you that pep talk.It's like, I'm glad it made. You feel better, but it was like. Oh Man, that'snot a very it's like a really negative motivation.Al Speaker, like I think I like I got you. I helped you, but in just likelook everything's fucked nothing's good. Just don't look forward to anything. I know. No, it wasn't that it. You werelike you know, and you weren't that net you didn't sound that negative,probably over dramatized a lot you never. You never talked thataggressively any year of the time yeah, but you were kind of like yeah, but itwas also real good because you yeah, you were just it was like make the mostout of your situation. Yeah. Absolutely you know so so yeah, that's that's beengood man, it's been good, but we're trying to work on the concept of yeah. You know going through a hardtime, so you get this relief Amaris and I reckon we got to go through coved yeah. We got to go through Ovid. You know every couple of months I thinkyeah, I think of mostly coved life. Gigs are good. You Know Yeah Yeah.There should be some sort of system where it's like a subscription serviceand you just pay, and if anyone wants this, I need a job. So if you like,this idea hit me up, but it's like you pay in it every month or so at a randomtime. It's not regular, so you can't expect it I'll just come and do somethinghorrible to you. That's you. You pay amount of money and I'll just likesmash up your house or you know, whack you with a wrench orsomething make give you a disease. Something like that and just so alwayskeep you. You never never go too far away from appreciating how good life is.Yeah. That's grave in yeah yeah, you just keep. I just keep an off bit offood in the Fridge at all times. Just to get me really really sick. You just go yeah! Okay! Now, I'm back I'm good yeah, you're, gonna gonna sink it upwith like looking at your calendar and you like all right. Well get weddingthat day, so I shouldn't be shouldn't be on the edge of death, then, but then,on Monday I'm afreet really terribly rampant at night yeah. I got a terriblegig that night, I'm not going to be in a good mood for because I'll driveacross town and there'll be ten people there that I'm getting fifty bucks- andI don't like the guy- runs it yeah. I think I'll I'll be coming off the foodsickness that day yeah, yes, stab yourself a ride in the shoulder a Ireckon, I'm going to ad two off cheesecakes yeah yeah, that's grave in it's! So good!Just I don't know it's kind of like because you get a full body clean outas well. When you get, you know, sick from food. You know like yeah. You know like get yeah, you know youspew, and you got the area or it going to be pretty good for you to get a just,a good, clean out, yeah, probably at the what's the one. You know the one whereyou clean at you, your bomb with the hose or whatever yeah, I think that'schild's play. I think you got to go at both ends andreally really empty everything else yeah. It'smy dad was telling me about a guy who spent like it was like a real richfriend of my dad, and they spent like ten thousand dollars going to this,like weight loss, a camp or something...

...where it's all like meditation andsmoothes and like this wellness, boot camp thing andhe lost like five kilos and then like a few months after that,he went to. I think it was China and for business,and he got like some horrible virus and just was like locked in his hotel roomfor like a week, just shitting and vomiting, and he lost like way way morewhite than that. It was like completely crushed the wit loss camp that he wentto that's all we got to do man, that's allwe got to do just gonna go with the non most nomwhite guy food ever is going just really destroy us somewhere. That's a good business model. If you're, if you're a restaurant, something likea travel location, you could be like all right. Our food isn't the best, butif we just ramp it up enough, we can just guarantee this will fuck up yourpathetic weak white digestive system and it's still going to be good. But if youwant to go back to your home country, looking ripped and hot, then this iswhere you want. You want cheek bones. o Man there's a good idea in that. Ithink I think you should definitely write that down or something that yeahworry about. Yeah Your Dad's May do spend all the money and then he gets,and then you open a business like Jack's, but Jack's, multi, cultural, restaurantor something like that. Like Jack Jackson, I don't know what you'd call Yeahmulticolor L Restaurant Weight Loss Center is yea like there's two sides tothe menu and ones like food. That's meant to be good and then the otherones just called like the the mystery box yea. Let me strip a yea,the mystery box at it. Just really wastes you, Oh man, that just reminded me. I don'twant to just turn this into me, telling stories that my dad told me, but he because I thought they could be a jokein this or something where, because he's just bought this, like a Vw van, like a camp of an thing,because you can't travel overseas, obviously and he's a new South Wales soto get around in that, it's so cool, but he said he got it repaired by thisreally eccentric Polish guy who's, like meant to be that meant to be the kingof the vme Mw Vans in in the South Wales, but he's like crazybut he's the best. That's what everyone says so he's talking to this guy andhe's fixing the van but he's given me he's like being weirdly racist and expecting my dad tolike go along with his racism. But I just really like I don't know I like,like racism is horrible, but I think weird racism is like the funniest thingto me where you like yea, so he was going through and he's like telling mydad he's like yeah. You know when I move here is Russians. They all drive Mercedes, butnow they all drive lexis because Mercedes too complicated for them andhe's like Oh yeah, okay, I guess like whatever I thought about it before, butokay and then the guy goes yeah, but Jews, Jews only drive toyotas and then that'slike. I guess so. But it's like, I feel likeit's. It's the perfect thing to say, because it's like right on thatprecipice, where, like it's an odd racist thing to say, but no one, it'snot harsh enough that anyone would ever give you shit about it like no one'sgoing to be like her come on. Dude Jews drive toyotas come on it's two thousandand twenty man. You can't be saying that you drive Toyotas Man, don't not put this on twitter yeahyou'll get cast under it yeah it's like it's, the the frontageof buzz feed or whatever it's Polish mechanic says: Jews drive, Toyotas Yeah, Oh yeah man. I love that yeah. I kindof I don't know it's like we're talkingabout last week, how yeah you get sick of kind of stories, of like old people struggling with technology, or so whatthey've got in politically correct views you just like they just born in adifferent time, like I'm kind of, if you know of that stuff sure, but alot of these people are compassionate in different ways, and you just got tounderstand that yeah and it's weird that your dad's got to face a moralboundary of confronting a racist. But knowing he's got a reliable vehicle totake him around the strata is important. Yeah Yeah! I wonder how racist to go wouldneed to be for my dad to jeopardize his car yeah like if you fixing someone'scar. Maybe he just got it became a...

...mechanic just so he could be racistbecause I reckon people would let a lot of shit slide when the CION, theCaralis on it. Oh Yeah, yeah. That's that that man, that's there's somethingfunny in that, like if someone's doing a good service for you. Where do you? Where do you draw theline at you know like yeah, if some blocks installing a fireplacethat he's just renting and you go O God, I don't know how much I can bear withthis, but yeah, I don't know, went im in front of a nice, warm fire and yeah.I've got the respect of my friends and family all looking at me or this. Thisbook's Lucky Winter's coming. Otherwise we were heading it the summer. I wouldgive him an absolute erful, Ay, kill it the last few nights so he'sso or Otho this time, yeah man, I was. I have to think aboutthat, like often think of because I'm such a pushover, like I'm like a trumpsuch a dumb ass, and all that I wonder if I did meet trump, though I just belike we cool, like I don't like the guy at all. These evil is the devil, but ifI was just, I think I'd just go: Yeah Wow, donald trump, that's cool yeah! I got to be really Nice, but justact like I didn't know him. Yeah yeah be like that would be my plan, be likeHey yeah, I'm Jack, that Donald, Oh yeah, yeah, cool good. What do you do with yourself? Don'tlike just your girl friend like you know, that would be a good play. Man,the the the ultimate burn yeah. It just shows how how much of a push over we both arejust yeah yeah, I'm gonna fucking get him to I'm going to pretend I don'tknow him yeah. Well, that might borne him a little bit. I don't know the ultimate safe burn yeah, just likeI don't have the guts to go. What you're doing is wrong, or I finhate you don't like yeah I'll pretend I don't know you that way. I won't looklike a bad guy to don you'll still have to be nice to me, so I don't feel badand that's what I like yeah have to think about that man. Ilike yeah, if someone or often there's this kind of nightmare, I have of people are like their art, but you knowif they have one shit album or something, and they asked me about thatalbum what I would say to them m because, like Oh you know, I'm I'mpretty opinionated with you and stuff on movies and all that kind of stuff,but like what, if the guy who made I don't knowwhat? If what? If what? If Christopher Nolan asked meabout the Third Batman movie yeah and I mean like Oh yeah- and Ithought it was- though it was great- you know yeah. I think it wasn't realisticenough. I think you kind of fluted it with the second one. You just got everything right in thatsecond, one yeah, the third one you like imaginesaying that to Christopher Nollas. That's what I say to my mates like I. I really have you ever really done likesorry, we get it's tough with the the link up. Have you ever like really been really harsh on someone somethingthat someone's made and like regretted at big time yeah? I think I think there was a fewtimes when I was struggling with comedy- and you know there's a few ofour mates in Sydney that were very opinionated on comedy and they would and we didn't like wedecided there was this thing we didn't like where people would go good set menwhen you had a bad one yeah we hated that and yeah. I know it's disingenuity tosay that, but looking back on it now, I'm like those people are just being nice, likeit's far more brutal to just go that was shit yeah. You really stank it up thereidiot yeah. You know that would make you that's not productive to do yeahlike because we stand up you're so emotionally attached to everything. Youknow it's yeah and I think there was a few times where I was like people gotof stage or something, and I decided I wasn't going to do that any more like.Let him know Yajus fucking Rub so many people up thewrong way just going yeah. It was good in the middle all didn't end very well,O that kind of Shit Yeah and like that, it's us it's the time when you areleast receptive to criticism as well yeah like if you saw, if you go to acoffee with them the next day or something and you'd, be like man,that's so it was kind of rough last night. You know, maybe you work on thisor f. You kind of didn't get him at the...

...beginning or people could be like. Youhave a bit of objectivity like yeah you're right. I could tak a few thingsor something, but it's like you were like at the bottom of a emotional. Well,after a bad gig like you are Rita, big trough and then you got to be like,haven't even got a glass of water or anything. Yetit's like it came right in the face. That's soyeahs fucking yeah, and that's what I know more and more about me and is likeyou know you, you and I discuss this all the time we love talking about itis, is just shut up at the end of the day,just shut up. Do you think if someone asks you, you know, if someone admitsto it, it wasn't that good and you go. Oh, hey man, don't worry about it. You I reckon there was some heaps of goodstuff in there. You just got to work on it or whatever, and it be fine. Youknow there sometimes that's too much yeah, but yeah yeah. You got to waitfor them to admit it first or you got to wait for them to kind of I don't know yeah. I do regret that alot actually being so opinionated. I remember back in the day in Sydney. Iwalked off stage once and you did a roundhouse kick straight to mythroat and I was like come on dude. I just had a rough gig. The last thing Ineed an s trick to the throat, the man that was a shit joke you, you can't. Iremember you did that set a how Canadians and Ozzy's are different andyeah. He needs a Wakem, that's what I'm saying is like I andnow I know it was bad and if you'd you know, I had a coffee with me the nextday and give me a round house kick to the throat I've been like yeah. I getit, but you know: they've been a rough gig already questioning myself, then to get a rand house kick to thethroat, come on how funny a rand ask Keeks so good an if you reckon they're,even because you have to go around yeah, you have to wind up for maximum impact. Would that be because I think karate or Kanghu isdesigned to kick and then run or to kick and strike and then run it's notyou're not meant to use it as force right. It's just for self defense. Yeah,I feel like watching Ma, has ruined a lot of my ideas about like the coolaction fighting that, because you see you watch movies and there's cool stuffpeople, doing fights and they're all like spinning and flipping and jumpthink yeah, and you watch a few actual fights and you're like all right allthe time that you're like spinning around to set up that big, crazy, kickyou're just getting punched in the face like yeah, yeah yeah. It's like just protect your face and move as little aspossible, like just quick bunches, get out of the way. That's how you do ityeah! That's what I was thinking. Man Like you'd have to now in newer times.People are fighters are getting better and better. You don't have enough timeto get get round. The House yeah like we get round the house, yea yea, yougotta, you gotta, go! You got to do front of the House. Kick you know, yeah,it's just a little kick yeah straight to the front door. What about I mean? What about this isthe sketch right? It's it's a we're, rebooted the matrix franchise,but with more fundamentally sound, martial arts in it. Yes, so all thejumping and flips and stuff is just replaced by kind of like a good, a goodwrestling base, kind of efficient, striking good, protecting his facebetter yeah, just doing a lot of like very basicwrestling drills that scene where they like, where heplugs his brain into that marshlight, Sto, Jo, and he goes and fights fights more fierce. It's just likemostly cardio, like I think. Cardio is one of the bigger factors in how to winfights and stuff. I just got to do kit a time on a treadmill and stuff yeah yeah. It's also like when you watch youFC man. It's always it does look pretty daggy and there is a bit of time beforethis fight starts up. Sometimes the fights in really quick, like would be funny. If that justhappened in the matrix like like his face and the you know he'sfacing the what is it the computer guy, you go weaving yeah and they just like,have their arms around their face. Like fully fully trying to block everything.There's a lot of wind up, there's a lot, a lot of a couple of quick jabs yeah.No one leave no leaves them so vulnerable. Do Anything, and then he just does some mad onesmall like jab kick, but it just clips. You go weaving just in the right placein the Jori. Just falls down like a SEC SEC of Shit Yeah just get a Little Chin Jab on him, yeah yeahthat's, great man, that's so good!What is it?...

What d you say? Logic, logically, fundamentally sound Matri Mentally,fundamentally sound matrix battles, e h, t a great yeah it'd, be cool to do a sketch man whereyou- and I, like you, know how I love that show man, I don't watch itenough is ultimate fighter or whatever it is, and it's like Shakala verse, William Wallace, waitwhat we you know where they they get. They get two ancient fighters and likehistorians, Oh yeah, like there's two historians from each fire or something-and I saw when it was like Shakala like this African War, Lord, what would a who would win if it washim and William Wallace? Oh, that sounds great Scottish Shit and man.It's just one of those shitty American ice shows or it's like William Wallis'ssword weigh this month, and so it's got like it's kind of racesbecause it's got like it's, not racist. Sorry, it's not races, but it's justfunny because I kind of like colonization verse. It's the totalargument of you got like two two black guys kind of arguing against thisScottish history and dude as well. Eh I reckon the sword would cut throughShakala Shield. It's only made a wood and they're like he would duck. I thinkhe would duck man that rocks rocks so hard being likeyou, you study your whole life on African history, you're like a reallyrespected professor, and then you got to be on TV and you like. No no he'dtrick him. He'd go one way that he duck left an a e MOS would get confused.Then he hit him in the ribs he'd win. Yeah. I've studied this Studis, the best O us. I watched oneepisode. I think I watched that episode and it was just incredible just it waslike a kids like two kids arguing in a classroom like no way man, spider man.He would do this and he would be super man like he could wrap his web aroundhim or something yeah like that's who would win. You know yeah that kind of yeat funny if you- and I were talkingin depth about that like what we got here is a matrix like justtalking in depths passionately about the matrix fight scenes like morpheus.Wouldn't do this in this kind of situation. T yeah he's left himself vulnerable to aHellhole, even if he basic Jujitsu practitioner could exploit that. Thatis this yeah bad fundamentals doing he would not be able to do aConfu kick in a pair of Duck Martins and a waistcoat, no war, man yeah. So what idea is you got? Thisweek, Mit what ideas you got good for me. I got a few things. What have I got here? I got a few sort of more stand up, betype bits and gito silly wallons, I don't know I I don't know what it is. I don't know. Ithink this would be a very short sketch, maybe or even if it's could just be atweet or just an idea, but I keep coming back to this one. I want to do aguy, who is the he's, a respected documentary filmmakerand he's known as the King of the no follow up questions documentary, so it makes like two hundred films ayear, but all these films are like you see the opening tiles come in and thenit's me behind the camera and I'm like interviewing someone I'm like right. So so you think big foot is real and thenthe subject to the documentary is like. Yes, it's back to me and I'm likebloody hell, that's all right and then just to and the credits roll like yeah, that's gramine documentary guywho's, known for not asking any for up questions, yeah yeah. What cool one minute, documentariesyeah, just you talking about it or somethinglike that, like the I think I watch too many documentarieses like there's too much closure. This is too much. There's nothing left tothe imagination, everyone's just gaping away. Yeah! You know I get right to thepoint. Yes, I want you to make up your own mindabout where the documentary goes. Maybe big foot does exist. Maybe they do findbig foot. Maybe we just packed it up, and I didn't see that guy again. Well,that's what did happen, but what, if it didn't so, do you think climate change is aproblem? Absolutely oh boy! Okay, Eh and it's Justi be so funny man if hewas just ragging on David Attenbury,...

...all the time like he had a secretvendetta. Yeah David Edinbrugh Yeah, look at thegrasshopper yeah look! This is the life of the grass opera. This is how it madethis is out borring yeah. I mean what, if I didn't know what thegrasshopper did. Yeah wit, that would that affect my life atall. I don't think so yeah, but wanted to see a bunch of bugs I'd.Go Roll around in the swamp David Yeah. Is that what you want? Yet you want meto roll around in the swap screaming at him. Before I saw this David Adradocumentary, I thought Grasshoppers. I thought they were responsible for mostcarbon emissions and I was blaming it on them. I was thinking well, I'm notgoing to take out the recycling, because it's due to the grasshoppersyou know it's that's that's their problem, but I can't do any. I WATCHDAVID AD berthing turns out. I'm part of the problem. Definitely being human, just yeah, I thought most tigers could walk,which David Atra, no, there is walking around in all fours, not on to lay soul, crushing for me, soul, crushing think of all thechildren out there getting their imaginations ruined by fact yeah. I had to do anything with this. It's Imean it's not really. My idea. It was my house make Cambo when we werewatching some Daco, some David at breathing, but it was like. I justthink that, as a concept, it's so funny, just a guy who is watching a naturedocumentary but is just incredulous about everything like David Ad Enbrowill be like these fish can migrate over two hundred kilometers through theharshest winter, and then you just like how the fuck with this guy know thatyou think I'm going to Etoc. Would you know that you're telling me come on yeah? You know when you it's like mymate coin, the term for someone who watches an action movie and go andthere in Azapah yeah as if, as if yeah. If that would happen, you gothrough the asof stage. What, from about eight eight to eight to fourteeneight to twelve years old yeah, I probably eight to fourteen and thenand then after that you're like okay, I get this, it's not reality. I think itcomes back, though, in like your s and s or something y Ah feel like myparents are always like well pick up at. We like the wholemovie will be insane like the whole thing is insane and then they'll belike one element. That's also a bit weird and they'll be like. I don't think that's how a car wouldoperate or something that's like the movies and movies about space goblins.What are you talking about like Yeah Yeah? I love it at everyone took youknow everyone's going night to about the last three star wars, movies orwhatever yeah like objectively pulling them apart and going well the character.There was enough light on this character or something you like man.They were never going to be as good at like the empire, strokes back, it'snever going to be as good as that so shut up like it's not, and that was a bit of afluke in itself. Really like yeah movie. You know it wasn't a just take the good bits from it andshut up yeah, it's like for there to be a if there's something in this, maybe butlike if they're doing a for there to be a star wars that makeseveryone happy. It's like they're, announcing the trailer and it's likethis summer from Lucas Film. We got a big time machine and we'regoing to blast you back to when you were eight years old and you wereactually happy for once and life had upset you and you things simplepleasures and you had everything to look forward to and you loved playingbaseball, and that was all you cared about and you had never been through adivorce or or gone to school, or had your heart broken and all your favoritecharacters are back and it's the only way you're going to enjoy a star wasmovie again: Yeah Yeah, that's great men. I know I loved the first, the when theydid the new one that came out. I don't know what it was called but, like Ilove that I went and saw it twice like it was so much fun. But at the end ofthe day you realized, like it was just the same as the first one,even down to the bone that they just made in rather than creating anotherplot line. They're, just like there's a bigger desk star and it's ten timesbigger would absolutely know no thought like you got the biggest moviefranchise ever and you go well, but you don't focus on that. You just like.Well, it worked the first time. I Guess Kep him happy. You know yeah, it's soweird! It's like you see. I feel like this is just repeats ineverything forever. But, like I, it's...

...like the reason. People like the firstone, the first day over one or the first trilogy, was like that it was so unique like it was all these thingsthat had never been done before and they're like all right, we're going toinvent all this new technology and we're going to combine all theseelements that no one's combined before and people were like that rules thatrules that you just did something that was fresh and different and you took arisk, it so cool. We love stuff like this and then they're like great well.Let's replicate that by never taking any risks ever again and repeat thefife like it's just you see it in like comedians or movies, or kind of everything, reallyyeah man exactly yeah, Yep, Yep for sure and yeah, it's stuff like what they'll taketoo much of a risk they go well. This is absolutely fuck, yeah yeah. Why would you take a risk sure itworked out the first time taking a risk, but, oh God, what would you do it again? Man, speaking of documentary type,sketches I for my tape course Yep. I do watch that show go back to where you came from. Oh yeahon s BS. I don't know whether you've seen it. I know about it yet yeah, it'sa pretty cool, show what they do as they get. You know they get five kind of contestants. Iguess on the show, or all of them have different views onboat people coming into the country. You know, there's racist fuses left. Wein views as people kind of in the middle there's a boat person who thinksthey should stop the boats, all this kind of stuff. But it's kind of it was a really coolshow to watch and it's so moving and it's gets very. It gets very tough in some bits because,but basically you've got sometimes like this right wing, lady from Townsvilleor whatever who's gone. We got to stop the boats, stop the boats and then he kind of got this left wingperson who worked at Nar yelling at her and crying over the top of them gone.You don't understand you know and and the the right wingperson they having dinner with this Muslim family- and I was thinking-maybe I would just go all right. You've seen go back to where you came from presenting the new season, where webring the right winged person with no idea and the left wing person cryingand talking over the top of them all the time. And then this week's this time we'vegot a comedian contestant we'll get our friend Rohan Gandy Yep and go Rohanbecause he's from well he's parent are from shlink or whatever, but Rohan.What was it like? Coming here on a boat from Sharlagamadi he's like I didn't, Iwas actually born. He like yeah you're, a comedian coming upin the world. What was it like being on the boat? Do? Can you picture what itwould have been like on the boat being a foreigner and all that kind of thingand he's like I don't know, I guess I guess it felt like joint rat with two axes attacking meand they're like and he and they go now we're going to get out two contestedand they like it. It's like a blow up dingy on a kitchen floor. Yeah they go. Oh you got to be joking,AH, no way this. This can't be true, like yeah, that's right, you're, goingto do the journey into Australia and we're going to show you what it's liketo be a Bo person and then put him in the dingy and then get Rohanin a giant rat suit with two axes going like attacking them. You know andthey're like. Ah, this is terrible and then it's just keeps coming back toRohan es like yeah. I look, I'm just doing this to kind of bill, my profilereally, I! Ah I am not a boat person, I'm actually doing quite well as aMetarie, and I'm I'm all for the boats, yes, and they still have to do like a reallysincere, like rap up thing where it's like theracist lady is like this is really opened my eyes, I think I was had avery, very isolated view of the world, andit's expended my perspective. I never imagined that the experience ofcoming to Australia would be like being attacked by a vagrant with two axes.Yeah I've experienced that I can see the world with a lot more empathy, yeah yeah, he left wing persons like I'm, I'm traumatized, and I didn't you know, I'm probably morefor the boats, because I was attacked by a for link and man in a rati withtwo aces yeah...

...yeah. I don't really aline to anypolitical party I just whatever I can do to make that never happen again.That's what I'm voting for! To be honest, I feel safer around whitepeople now and yeah. If there was a politician who would not change anything about immigrationbut just kill that rat blow who attacked me, then that would be finewith me as well that I was really laughing at the ideaof Bausi was laughing at at at the sketch. I think it's funny, butI was also like laughing at my own little picture of it's like you at your tape course and they'relike all right. You all did your assignment and watched go back to where you came from so just share your thoughts, everyone.What do you reckon and few people go like yeah? It was interesting made methink about a few things. You see how you know, attitudes in Australia, maybenot as advanced as would maybe hope and like yeah yeah interesting. What do youreckon nick and you're like yeah? It was good. Imagine this right and thenyou're just on the tape course trying to explain the rat with two axesattacking the people, and it's like your teachers really seriously liketaking notes and if your great and stuff try to explain who our friend RohanGende is just like, because we're doing it over zoom. At the moment I just go:Hey guys loves the assignment, love that I justthought I as a little treat for everybody I'd. Let everybody know thatI'm a comedian and e made just playing on the screen that if you keep rewarding yourclassmates with samples of your comedy as a little like you've all been doinggreat guys. I thought I'd treat you again before the weekend is a new jokeidea. I've been working on Congrats, you burned this one ye yea, Oh man, that's great. Did you have anymore ideas made before we wrap it up? Yeah sure? Well, I've got a few, butmaybe this would be a good way to wrap it up, because I was I thought this could be. Maybe one wefilm when we can hang out again because it was a an older one. We came up withtogether, but I thought I tried to write down some more ideas for it andmaybe because it's like you can, I think you can brain storm better whenyou're far away from an idea. But you remember this thing: We talked aboutforever a go that was you and me doing a safety video for Pecan nuts? Oh, yes,yes, so I thought that could be a good little project, but it's like yeah just as doing testimonials andstuff, and so you know serious and earnest like Becan,that to this big problem and stuff and that they're all like yeah, I tried to kill myself by tying a thirtykilo bag of pecan nuts to my legs, then walking into the ocean turns out thenuts are extremely buoyant. I was forced to continue living thanks.piquing nuts, for nothing and then I guess that wouldn't be the first one,because it's kind of a her twist one, but then it's like it's like yeah, I tried to. I was solonely after my wife left that I built a new wife out of pecan nuts, I lovedmy pecan bride, but then two years into our relationship I found out she washaving an affair with a body builder on the Gold Coast. The nutrient benefitsof pecan nuts do not make up for the emotional distress and then you gothrough like every year, two hundred thousand Australians are killed inincidents loosely relating to Pecan nuts, and you go through like like the DOS and don'ts of Pecan nuts,like if you're performing a rap song aboutpecan nuts be sure not to enthreated or insult any gang members. It's likeshould I store my PKARNAV in a bucket full of knives. No, should I swallowall my pecan nuts at once? No, but it's just like they can nuts maylook as cute as a button, but they are as deadly as any akus assassin. It'sjust a big picture of a Japanese mafia guy pops up on the screen. I don't know I've just written a hugelist of pecan related dangers and stuff that we can go through, but I don'tknow I feel like that could be a good one to film at some point, the theclassic one was it's like on through the testimonial islike yeah. I was in Cambra having sex with this womanwho turned out to be married and the hotel we were staying at was holdingtheir biannual Austrain Picannin Industry Conference Anyway. This blokeat the conference sees US recognizes her at the bar and says this is fuckthat you're doing this, I'm telling Simon he doesn't deserve this. You'veput your family through hell, Susan. I...

...like stay out of this mate. You don'tknow what you're talking about he's like who the fuck are. You Mate, thenbuzz. I crack him in the head lights out if it wasn't for the PECAN nutindustry, none of this would have happened. Yeah man and the coolest thing is. Myparents are moving off the Pekin, not farm now, and they sent me a bunch ofPekin nuts. Oh great yeah yeah they arrived the other day. That'sincredible! Yeah Man, so yeah we've got we've got.We've got the props and everything yeah awesome yeah. I think it would be a good goodone of film good excuse it, a bunch of Pecans yeah for sure men. I yeah t yeah.I love that one. I've always loved that idea. Yeah Pekan Broad, is so good. Yeah Grimmer Same Campbell had that greatbit Harry wouldn't drive to the dump with his dad. So his dad made a boy out of dumb like out of rubbish on dump with his rubbish boy yeah. so He's good e H, oh man. Well, that's great. We've got.We got put a few put a few out ideas out there. That's buddy good we've goteverything we want. This has been a fun catch up and man. I can't wait to getI've been thinking a lot about Bush Dracula and I am keen to body film thatyeah. Ah Me too I'll be fun one. I need to be thinking a lot about BushDracula. Man Yeah I've been thinking about it, because when I made my littleseries with with Ben Night and my friend Nigo Steve, we story boarded ateach of the shots. We wanted hmm and I think that's the next step yeah, but astory board. Bush recular yeah that'd be great yeah. How was lock down Nick Yeah good beenthinking a lot about Bush Dracula. Is that a thing that exists? No? No, no!No, no, but think of think of it good thing I think about that, would be yeahyeah at you. Thinking about ways to advent your career and ship. You got tothink about something may as well be Bush Tregua yeah, any other things. You've been thinkingabout. Nick Yeah Count, lagullas that related to Bush, Dracula, N N, N N N totwo totally different sketches idiot yeah man. That's great well! Well we'llcatch up next week, I'm going to have more ideas. I want to write more and domore comic and stuff like that yeah. I think it's time to do this. Mymy back is better. I got no more excuses. A little bit of lockton left,it's squeeze all the fucking juice out of it. I say: Let's do it yeah well great, see you man, but froma live again. Yes I'll talk to you to yeah, all rightbeing a fun cat, very fun, catch up, Selatan.

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