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Dairy Dream Screamer

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Capper debuts his new song about dairy and dreams. Probably our greatest episode yet Every week comedians Jack Druce and Nick Capper catch up to exchange creative ideas and each other's soul(just kidding).  Join the facebook group here https://www.facebook.com/groups/973969866354562/ You can find Jack Druce at https://www.jackdruce.com/ You can find Nick Capper at http://www.nickcapper.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I their podcast fans. Do you lookfriendships, but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it'stime for fun, Tattas, that's right! Fun Catches, Oh yeah, fun, Ens, all right,I'm Nikka, I'm Jacressade and we are here catching up for a fun catch up.The podcast has been taken the world by storm. Yes by storm. That's I thought.There's been a lot of storms cause of this podcast. I like the D of saying,really grandiose things, but with like so tentatively like so nervous. This is really set the world on fire. Show or not. You know whatever. Whatever youwant, this will what's the word eclipse every other podcast yeah. You know it's the sort of the voice of a generation-maybe maybe I don't know okays. Yes, we are destroying. This isclimbing up the ranks. Watch this space, it's nuts. I feel man, I'm feeling good about this.One Yeah Man, I feelin, I'm feeling great well. Speaking of climbing we'vebeen back to the now things that isn't up a bit. We've been actually going tothe climbing gym, which I feel like I've realized was so much of the time.I would hang out with you anyway yeah. It was just that they're going to gothis rock climbing place and I think, like it turned into when the climbing place wasn't up. Iwas like I haven't seen nick in forever yea we do a podcast, soon yea, which iswhy we must stop the podcast yeah, just as the gym's back open. Sorry, sorry toabandon everybody, but you need to put a yes in life and hobby level on door. Rock climbing he'salways been my biggest dream. That wall I climb two or three times a week. It'scalling me back, you know the old guys, all the guysthere that we see sporadically once every six months,yeah that we kind of don't even acknowledge, actually made a friend.Yesterday we matt a friend Harry Yeah. We did that was a we've made, a cupkind of a couple of rock climbing friends, but not really. I reckonHarry's a keeper though yeah. Well, he told US her name. Now I got it yeah.There's too many people where you yeah you just like nodding like a I, maybeknow you yeah man, look. I got a creative idea foryou yeah. We a hit you with it as it I'm gonna hit you with it. Okay, soI've been singing this song to myself lately because see your dreams. Let me see your dreamscome on and dip me in create. Let me see her dream, see you dream miserecome on and it me and create. So that's the start of the whole thingyeah. I just had a nice moment where is like. Oh, the podcast is exactly what Iwant it to be right. Nearly days O it's already exactly what I hope thepinnacle has been raced, yeah, the climbing back, I'm singing. This is thelast episode and it's been great yeah. I don't know man. I was thinking because when I go seedreams, let me see dreamed. I thought I could like be kind of hunched over yeahkind of, like a you, know, kind of face screwed up, butthen, when I go, let me dip you in create, like I standright up and be proud yeah and I go back hunched again. When I go back into see your dreams, I would love it if that was like a so. That's that's a hitsong. Obviously yeah see your dream is brackets tip me and cream yeah, but maybe it's by I don't know, what'sa good example, but who's like a really like a really smooth professional kindof like sexy female larn singer, you know what I mean like a like: a just anice like a cool, respected, sort of think some. I don't know it's just so Beisa for the sake of yeah,or at least you keys, but at least a keeps perfect yeah. So it's like anAlicia key song. It's like a normal good Alicia key song featuring theKaffir, and then it's like a duet where she's talking about like otherrelationship stuff and then the chorus comes in and you sort of a merger of no,where I go see O ge. Let me DI million crave ye to see like the m music stopsas well just like, and she just has to...

...stand kind of uncomfortably near you asthe song minage, and then she can go back into her verse, a Yeah Man. I think that's a great duet.I would be willing to do that. Alicia if you're listening, she's, probablylistening, she's a long time fan it's a long time fan she'se written a bunch ofintarmed yeah, Hey Ho mates. What's up heard you of putting out a new pod soonwould love to wrap my life and gear around that those were exact words, thethe phrase of billabongs yeah phrase they use. I billbugs we for thatSong, wrap your luff and gear round your favorite Bill Bong. The first time I hould wrap yourlaughing gear around something. Yeah was a joke. Someone was doing about howthey were in America and they didn't know that expression. I really like. Idon't know that expression. The people say that, and then I've heard I think afew other people say it since it's a real great one, yeah, it's so good. Idon't even know what it means I'll have to check it out. I'll have to lie toresearch that there's so many holes in it. You don't wrap the gears aroundthings, no wrap your laugh and gear God, it's so many layers in that. That's a that's a lair! That's a layerhouse! That's a great song! Man! Yeah! What do you there's so many ways youcould go with it yeah I was thinking of maybe starting off going. I havenothing to take from the whole ovid experience, except for this character, and then I thought man there's a lot oftech in this there's a lot of ticket yeah thought. Maybe I thought I couldput so I've got a projective behind me and what I do is the projector. Thebottom bit of the projector has like a blurry circle yeah and I have a camera strapped myhand. So when I go, let me see your dreams. I put the camera on the person in theaudience shows their face, but then I have some preplanned imagesthat I put above their head yeah. So it sees their dreams, a man that would be. You know that would be so funny if itworked yeah, but I think quite funny if it doesn't work, which I think is whatyou got to aim for, like you got to give you some that contingency yeahyeah, because I could see that really not working yeah. It would still bekind of good, just putting a camera at someone and then yeah yeah. So it be socool because you could put like you know. You know, but I'd have like a maybe Ipoint a dude in the audience and then I'd have like you know not like a sbikini model kind of thing, going, yeah, naughty boy, you know and then maybe like a next person, kakkrally or something you specify. This is not a nightmare.Dreams only is a dream, a yeah. This is not an it. You think youget strame yeah. So man, that's my that's mylittle character, the dream. What was it? What were hisname? This did dream say you dream cream, dairy dream, the dairy dream,deary dream, yeah the dream, screene dream, screamer dream, screamer, dairydream, screamer darry dream, screamer yeah. I love that man introducing yourself to people likethat. Without any context. Godana CAP, a dairy dream, screamer, I'm the dairydream. Screamer, I'm gonna do that next party we go to get a animal yeah.I have new CAIR, the dairy dream. Screamer. Have you ever had a dream? Have youever screamed? I'm doing all three right now care for some cream. You can for somecrapy sleeves at his full of cream loose cream. I sleeves that's funny, then sleevesfull of cream. Another verse is my sleeves are full ofcream and I'm t me see your dreams. My leaves are, for the crate, see my slaves that for the craze, ifyou leave, I will scream. I got sleep full of creams. I always have, because I think did we discuss is somelast one. I don't think I don't know if we've discussed my other song, which is leaving Hag on the window for me, Leavin egg on the window for me, LeavinEgg, on the window and egg on the window, and maybe my baby will comeback to me. I...

...don't know we didn't talk about thatyeah. I thought I'd do that one and maybe there's a video of me looking atan egg on the window and there's tips of kind of creepy, Zoom Ins, and thenwhen the song finishes a goes testicular cancer affects one and fourmen a is that it feels like a stock standardpunch line kind of on those kind of things o yeah yeah. I don't know if youcould, but I feel something like that like an abrupt message, yeah or maybe something if it was likea sketch where it's you like the greatest country singer of all time,but all your songs are about your trying to get an egg yeah you're, always trying to get your handson an egg. Somehow my egg ran away on that horse yeah and,as I so an egg for a dinner for me baby. Let's do it throw a saddle on your egg and ride itinto town? That's good! Yes, what is it the dustyMtoto dusty MC toth is back. Is All his albums about Australian droving lifehave changed with his new album, just egg you've heard of a yoke wink you bitof a yoke, but I'm all yoke ha ha ha ha ha. I put the yoking Yokel a yeah yeah, the country musician, whose tagline is I put the yoke in yoke, but all his songs are about eggs and trying to get it eion everyone's likewe just we just try and get interviews with famous country music like KeithIrvin and Lee Conaga, N, stuff and they're. All just saying. I don't knowwhy anyone didn't think of it earlier yeah yeah, I just saying what aningenious idea that this guys combined yoke and Yokel like yeah- I don't know if, like sometimes I get mad, you know yokeand Yo call how I didn't think of that and yeah dusty mactonal. Again, I usedto think Johnny. Cash was good, but then yeah, this guy is say, put theYoga Yoke. I was like Johnny catch sucks, yeah a bur. You walk the lineright to the tip mate yeah, because this is good and then found out. Hereleased a whole album about eggs and I'm like welf double threat like firstupon. Then he lives up to it. You don't see that you don't say that HankWilliams would be rolling and he's grab yeah. So the the one talk about the dream,scream the dream: screamer yeah. I don't know how to finish it, but maybeI would just do that song and then just go. That'sup! That's all I got that's all. I got that character or something is that Iknow that's a bit of a arbitrary way out. I guess the song is that kind of weird. If I snap out of it goodenough, it's kind of yeah, I think you could just do something crazy. I juststarted handing out cream or did a crazy dance or something like yeah,yeah yeah, that one I see, but it's one of those things you get a good feelingabout you like, even though it might not go that well, I'm still going to doit for a large amount of time. That's got. I got to start trying to Um bring some wigor songs for the PODCASTI to I'm coming up with a few around the house just to but morale. You knowwhat I mean a Genin Quarantine Times a lot more people have adopted the habitof coming up with crazy little songs were a good one going because me and myhouse make watch this documentary about Zizi top yeah. I watch that they isgreat. They had one O, there's some song. I can't remember what the wordwas, but it was. I don't know it's something about like it's talking tothis girl and it's like you, don't it's all you know metaphors. You can't sayoutright what you mean, but it's basically like you can hook up withother people. If you want- and I don't care like, I speak crazy and that sortof thing yeah and he's gone on this big riff of like if their whole, theirwhole music catalogue, was always about like they. They don't mind if they, theirgirlfriends or their wife sleeps with other people, but sometimes these guyscome over to sleep with her and they always bring weapons to fight me andthey re. Whole songs are about like it's, okay, if you're sleeping with mygirlfriend, but you don't have to bring a weapon to find me and they're alllike yeah sleep with my wife, but don't bring a knife to do, do to do to do.Well, if you meeting my wife, it ain't against the law, t I'm begging, you say:Don't bring your train so on do to do...

...it as take America completely by storm.You've ALARY got the prize. Why fight after yeah, then it's like the follow up albumslike now, since the last album. Some of you fellows been leave your weapons at home, but youlearn Jujitsu. Well, that is not in the spirit of this it. My Wife is enough. No vital and stuff do know why anyone wants to fight me.So yeah keep at home. It's a win win situation. I love my wife to be happyand for you to have sex. What's with the battle leave your bow and Arrow wood homeprefer. I know the situation sounds too good to be true, but it is too good tobe true. It's all true, that's great man! What if he yeah youknow the dude is saying how crazy you can be. You can sleep with other dudesand stuff, but then starts listing some exceptions. You know what I mean yeahyou, wild and crazy baby. You can have any men you won't be by just maybe onlike Sundays, when we having a family dinner, maybe maybe try not to bring one around thenalso. Sometimes, when I come home from work, I'm kind of stressed out. Ireally want to hear about that kind of stuff. I'm not that O Tellos, a guy.You can still stay wild and crazy, but yeah probably on Wednesday, is not agood idea. I got a lot of meetings. Is the good all the base and the drums inthe background like I know you like your TV shows, but maybe you know oneevery other day if we watch what I want to watch just an idea, I like it when you have other guysaround me, please don't tell them to use my rick and Morty Mug. We have lots of other buds just in caseit's not a germ thing. It's just that it's the right size of Mug for theamount of coffee I get from the aero press, the flavor stays good without a volumeof water. I don't really measure it. Just the ricking Moti mugs, plus it's agood show. It starts going, it's a thought provoking show it's gota lot of science and comedy mixed into it, plus what is who's a Guy Rodet Dan Hobin. Heuses a complex story, development technique that he came up himself. It'sa hero's journey, except he puts a twelve step plant into the heroesjourney. All the track names are all just like.It's largely improvised, like the whole pizza. How Good Recamie, which brings me to a next point. Canyou can one of your men please bring back that ricking Moti Soundtrack. Igot on vinyl. He seemed like a trustworthy Guy N. I think this should be. We don'thave any like. We don't have any structure in thepodcast yet, but I love the idea of this kind of musical introduction to it.Yeah it's Cino songs of the stone in to a silly song at the start. Well, we gotthe pub joke thing. Oh Yeah, I S. I still have one of those today yeah,okay, I'll I'll, think of one yeah. I might be able to remember one actually.What are we doing now? I got a pub Ject, Oh yeah, let on me. So this is a pub joke. I read one toone of those Ralph magazines. Yep. You know one of those magazines were theyjust feel like they'd interview, a girl, but the interviews would be so terrible.They would just always have sexual in you endow like, and it would be likequite small font over just like a big nude picture of her. Basically thatkind of thing, yeah yeah, it would be like. So what kind of science do you get into and they're like this science andthey're like? Would you ever sleep with your science teacher? A like thatstraight? I craziest. Do you find sid sexy? Would you ever sleep with a man whomentioned science? Those was such a strange. I mean Idon't I feel like just with the Internet. I don't see him any more,like s always do magazine and stuff, but such a strange period. I thinkwhere there were a weird era: yeah it's like ever. It's just like teenage boysare so Horny, but they just have to pretend like and here's a you know like a quiz about the x bikesor something which, like weed other little bits in there. So it's not. Theyare really cool stuff in there about, like you know, militias in Africa and stufflike that they would just put in there that were like very, like interestingkind of articles. I don't know where...

...they got the articles from, but as theybecame more and more like fast food magazines, they kind of just listed thefacts and stuff like four blokes get their heads blown off a day in theCongo. You know what I mean and always be read in like a big red fit like allin kind of like a dot point Article Yeah. It's like this thing now, where you cansee you can tell how horny someone was as a kid when based on how much theyknow about like African conflict you're, the professor of link, like Mouten African history at theuniversity as to think it's like. Oh, I got a real pup on a hand somewhere, andhe knows what kind of AK forty seven o us in Dafur yeah man it was. It was so some of the articles would be goodand I used to try and tell that to my mom yeah, because I wasn't, if you got the realthick ones. They'd have heaps of weird you on and I'm look I'm not disguisingthat saying I wasn't reading for the girls yeah, but I was kind of like anude or nothing kind of guy. You know what I mean like I'm, either reading aporno and I'm joking it or I'm not just going to say a bikini yeah, all right, yeah cool, that's so that's so funny, and so trueas I remembering like it at school and stuff yeah, you see like his written onthe school bus or something is like what are you doing? Yeah Yeah you justlike who cares yeah wow, you know, I don't know you. You want tosee that forbidden anyway. This luck is her. Last episode,Yeah I've given away to yeah. You know yeahtoo much too much. I got that this is this. The structure is musicalinterlude at the beginning, then Kapas pone reviews he joke man we're getting a lot ofstructure done it yeah. I like we really, no, the a I don't necessarily.I don't necessarily like it that much yeah I m. So I read this and I rememberit became my favorite pube to tell when I was a kid Yep. This was my favoriteone, so there's Sime, peters, right and he's got in the gate ofHeaven. Yeah. First Guy Rocks up now, God now some peoples get to get atelephone call from God and he says: Listen, Heaven is forward the moment.So we only can let the people in who have the worst death. Okay, I don't no, let them in so thisfirst Guy Rock O and he goes look some Peter goes look. I got to ask how hedied. Okay, then I'll see. If I can let you in or not anyway, so the bug says.Look I suspected my wife was having an affair, so I came home from work early caughtthe elevator to my second story apartment and sprung all the sheets and everything weremessed up, but I couldn't find the guy she waslike saying. Oh, I was just here nod you know, but I couldn't find the guyanywhere checked all the cupboards. Everything went out to the balconythere. He was hanging off the balcony. I was so angry that I pulled out a hammer and startedhitting his fingers, so he fell off the two story balcony, but then hemiraculously survived. So I went and pulled a fridge out of the kitchen and I threw thefridge on top of him killed him, but I was so worked up. I had a heart attackand I did anyway Sin Peter goes well, that's a pretty crazy death! That's apretty bad death. You can go in yeah, second guy rocks up and he says how D You Die and he says.Well, I was watering the plants on my third story apartment I slipped off.The balcony thought I was dead, then miraculouslywas able to grab hold of the second story. Balcony next thing. You knowthis maniac runs out with a hammer start hitting my fingers. I fall intothe Bush and then I m miraculously survived, butthen a bloody fridge lands on top of me, so some Peter Goes. You can go in and the third guy rocks up and he goes. How did you die and he goes well? Youwouldn't believe it. I was naked in this fridge, very good joke yeah opinion good littletwist of the end I find do you find men? Do you find it? You started stand upcomedy very young. I started when I was twenty five Yeah D. Do you find thatI've? I found that this jokes like this...

...was the start of me like. I can standup like not because I didn't know wherejokes came from. I didn't know who made him up and obviously they came fromcomedians or whatever, but I remember this being the buildingblocks, because I like this one because it had levels yeah, it was the firstpub joke. I could ever tell it how it had like a levels yeah. It was funny onthe way there. When you talk about the second guy falling off the building andstuff yeah, it's like a little pre joke, like you think, Oh maybe that's a joke.Yeah. It was the first one I'd like a yeah yeah like a pre joke, yeah yeah,which is Great. You know, yeah, it's cool. I like how I it's just like. The whole idea ofheaven is yeah real off. It's like you meant to get into heaven for doing goodstuff with your life and he's like it's like yeah. I just fucking,murdered and killed this guy like yeah get in what about you? It's like yeah.I was having an affair with this woman and yes, hiding in a fridge and it slike yeah of straight in also going through it with you like with like theones we went through a couple o weeks ago and stuff and last week was the theloopholes they've got to jump through to get this story, so the old matesthought. Oh, this is funny I'll write, a joke involving a building yeah where there'sthis miscommunication. But how am I going to get sore it? Theidea that that was the starting off point. Like he's like all right, I esit down. I cleared up two hours free in my schedule, time to sit and write ajoke involving a building yeah, a three story: building yeah, you know he'swriting partner, says what about four stories like now, you fucking idiot.You don't get wrong! Three yeah so yeah, that's what I like about, I seeis like how am I going to get three dead guys to talk? Okay, I'll, send him to heaven wherethey got to explain you know or the fridge like the the cheating guy hidingin the fridge. What adventures can he go on once he'sin the Fridge Ye recoit started there? Where do you hide when you've been inan affair? Maybe the Guy wrote the joke: Do you think he wrote it Ned? In aFridge D, I mean I've heard of people having acreative safe haven. Definitely, that's definitely going to be what gasping forair nude. That would be bad if you're like, because I feel like I write mybest stuff. I like going a cafes to write because it's like you get out ofthe House and know something about it. Gets you on the right zone if you hadlike a real terrible specific one of them. Where is like, I love comedy, butI can only write well when I've just slept with someone's wife and I'mhiding nude in their fridge. Well, they're audibly, killing someoneoutside the bridge at Wai get my best work done. I've got to move to each to a newcountry with each joke a better find a building, a man, thestuff all right. It's yeah, it's net, Flix worthy, you know yeah. So I justlove that I love what what problems would he have had to andovercome, or she would have had to or to write a bit like this. You know yeah, but anyway, how do those kind ofjokes start? Do you reckon they start in pubs and people build on them slowlyso they become. It is like very it's like crazy, a crazy risk to startone of them. You know what I mean: it's not like you test out a stand up bit orsomething, but you still kind of just you yourself and you're, like Eys,what's happening with me, or what do you reckon about this? You know I kindof like yeah, conversational or whatever, but it's like you're reallylike hey, listen up, he's a big like joke that I've written with his like characters and set up and stuff. Itwould be very daunting to like try and start your own pub joke. I reckon forsure yeah yeah it gods straight out there and they've got to be so punchy.They've got to be like they've got to have a clear and definitive point yeahand like you's, also sort of giving it up as well. You can't be like,and if you tell that to someone else, you got to tell him that it was writtenby Craig Johnson. All right, that's a boy! Then I come back to me. You knowlike stand up your at least get the credit for it right this duo. When yougear yeah, get him just bomb rushed just dragged out of a pub yeah man. I have what have you if you come upwith anything lately? May Yeah Gon a anything. I've been nothing as as wildas a cream song which I like, but I does know nothing wilder than that. Nono O here in a hoop on a hoop, come on O on a hoop. Actually, they'd be pretty crazy ifyou're walking on a hoop yeah like one of those is crazy than my cream jokes,I mean my cream song. I wouldn't even show you the creamsong.

I mean I'm still just weirdly. WritingStand up bits, despite not really doing stand up yet so yeah weird place to bein, but have you come up with anyone's were just like? Oh Yeah Yeah, a few. Ithink I realize some on. We talked onprevious episode. I just thought about this today that I think would be good.It's like you know when people who are like their big argument for stuff islike hey, you know you got to enjoy life, okay and he that you may you cando the right thing all you want, but in the day here for a short time you gotto enjoy life. They only ever apply that to like having a little tastytreat yeah it's only over about giving a little bit of chocolate or a muffinor something it's the. Oh. It's only applied to that. It's like hey! You gotto enjoy life like okay, you, you know following your dreams or findin love, or you know getting out of a bad situation or anything like that.Hey like no! No, no but CICKY trait yeah, nothing wrong with that. You do have to enjoy life. Yeah Yoenjoy life. Sometimes do you want to you want to go compete in tough mutter yeah. You got to enjoy life yeah. That is a cool thing. Man Yeah. Ialways thought about the one that there's something that someone saidyesterday kind of like that, where people, God Damn it run, not a comedianjoke or anything, just a guy. I said it was unloading. A truck is like the lady goes on. Would you like? Wouldyou like me to open these gates up to get all the stuff through the gate andhe's like yeah? You can open both gates up you guys or actually there isn't toomuch stuff. We need. To be honest. I just thought I don't know to behonest, like to be honest: There isn't too muchstuff in me. Yeah like I got. I don't know why. I don't knowif you'd lie about that yeah I like to be honest, you kind of say that at the end of a a phrase or something where you're likelook, I'm coming clean here. Actually I think this way or somethinglike that or yeah yeah, so you, but now it's become so arbitrary that you'reusing it about moving furniture. Yeah t yes yeah. If I'm honest, I do like eggs,yeah, okay, yeah ay lie it's like a parachute at the end of your sentence,like it double pads, it takes away any risk of sayinganything yeah an standing rude in any way. I like eggs, I like eggs to be honest, yeah shouldbe able to say I like eggs yeah. I always worried like because I think youcome up with stand up ideas and stuff. We like, Oh, isn't this so weird thatpeople do this, but then it's like it is just you just fall into rhythms ofspeaking. It doesn't mean anything. You know I mean like. I was like I reallylike tod glass, the comedian and he's got this thing. Where he's talkingabout he's talking about George Carlin andnother media and he's like, I love George Carlin, but it's like he getsit's just too much. Sometimes these observations, you know he's like yeahhe's like so I'm at the airport and they say, sir, it's time to get on theplane. I say Fuck, you I'm getting in the plane. That's like all right. Youknow what she man get on the plane. What what are you doing get on theplane? Yeah? I know yeah. I am. I do thinkabout stuff like that, because I wouldn't I don't know I I noticed that, but I never ever thoughtabout doing it in stand up yeah I I just saw it. Oh that's a thing thatI've noticed, but never ever yeah. It's like I enow I've seen so many comedians.Do this, like I said I'll, have a sandwich. He said too easy. I was liketoo easy well make it harder somehow make ye sandwiches blindfolded off. The worst thing is those jokes, theones that get the most reaction, like the ones that that people tell theirmates about yeah yeah. It kills but you're just in the back of the room, goit's like, he didn't mean it was too easy for him to do. It may he's just ahe's, just been nice to you and you and you're roasting I every night I like it.I like it man because you're the same as man I think we've talked about this.Is You know: I've been an Italian housemate, my girlfriend and my myother house mate been they like to just they love cracking up whenever hemispronounces things or whenever someone mispronounces something mygirlfriend cracks up and and sometimes in a noise, a shit out of me yeah,because I because I always correct them straight away and I'm like, I know whatyou meant yeah, who cares yes, carry on just keepgoing, I'm not going to pull you up and I don't find it that funny to be honest,that some of Mis prenounce, something whocares yeah, but I did do a good one. The other dayI didn't say I had a go, my girlfriend about it because, rather than sayingsore, my frriend said spor yet bore to...

...and she cracked up was he saying so, asin the movie. Okay, yeah yeah he's just like sore his pore and then she cracked up and Icould tell he looked a bit alarmed and I was like don't worry about her. Shefucking laughs at those mispronunciations of words, don't feelembarrassed because she laughs in your face, like loo know what I mean it's like. It's not. She doesn't knowit's rude, but it looks rude for some reason. I don't know why and then so I to go about it, but thenwe're talking about horror, movies and I said yeah kind of like parallelactivity, yeah and she tried to hold back, but then everybody fucking,cracked up and then we just talked about how funny would be to have a horrormovie about parallel Lords. I, like just you, know we're trying tocome up with. Like you know, nother lines ever meet a man the samedirection forever. He was walking south. She was alsowalking sa yeah five meters to the left, no intersect, no end but yeah. That's that's kind of yeah,those kind of weird things that you pick up the annoyer, but then straightaway. I was like that one is too good. Even I find that one funny arlieactivity, and now I want to make a poster for ityeah, but yeah man yeah. I think that's a that's a realcool thing like at a Rala premise. You know e came up with Oh yeah, yeah yeah thanks man, I feel like thepremises are few and far between at the moment, yeah an you need to like you need to like live and do things tothink of. I de and I got to be like a what's the deal with. You know your comedian, but you don'tdo any gigs or anything and you wake up and you Ye House mates and maybe play some video games and go tobed pretty crazy. I think we did we talk about this last week as I'm Ohyeah. I think we did. We talked about when you said yeah that wouldn't use USlike treat yourself. Oh sorry, what is it? What was their phrase? They say. So? What do you mean white? The thingwhen you eat a little trait? What is it? Oh, yeah yeah, just having a chickytreat like when you got to Frailin in thegood lie, you got to live a life. Yeah you got to enjoy life, you got to enjoylife yeah, that's you know. When mom's eat it chips, yeahyeah, it's exactly enjoy life, a hot chips, I so naughty. Yeah Mom's withhot chips is a perfect exact. It's like anything else. Are you gonna face yourfears or you know something else you always wanted to in life or yeah. I doknow, but little hot ship every now and then got to enjoy it. I was trying to think of this thing.Man, like you, know you and I love British stuff. Like British. Take, Idon't know just British shows and stuff doing parodies of them. Yeah, and Ithought of this. One was like tuning next week for the prime ministers gotcables and it's got like a prime minister with a fake set of breasts.Yeah the height of frish comedy is back Yeah Briton's finest comedy the primeministers got a set, a juble if you thought our empire had crumbled beyondbelief. Well, think again, because we're back and we're good, because wegot the promeis there's got Jaley's. The prime minister delivers his speechhe's like after covode we Britain will come out disease free and we will be thecountry's leading. I mean the world's most leading amazing country. Onceagain we can do it and then these breasts kind of his button, his shirton buttons and these breast pop out, and then, if goes a Ruga, the guys in the in the audience, withtheir monocles falling out like Oh, my, my someone's so shocked the Monica fallsout, but then it falls on to a it shouters on to a bigger pile of othershadowed. MONICAS, like they've, been the monocles has been falling out somany times out of shock or the everyone in the audience thatmonocles fall out need to see all these monocles roll towards the stage for the job. That's so good, yeah, the prime. I justlove those words like British words like Jack Jabble. I don't love it. How every aspect ofBritish culture is kind of daggy yeah...

...in a way, it's kind of God this, butit's so cool some bit of are really cool, but then other bits are like justso daggy just yeah. Oh! Is that a sketch that I always talk about? It waslike it was just like an ad for the newmovie that proved that British people were tough in England. Is Tough andit's just like if you're like the all these, like old TV, shows like faulty towers and like keeping upappearances and whatever keep flashing up on the on the skirt. Let what's thatInnuendo, one where everything's an Innuendo like? Oh Yeah? Are you beingso? You think so, like all that's flashing up on the screen is likeforget about this, and this don't even worry about this, because this newmovie proves that British people are tough and cool. It's just like theJason Statham and all this other stuff is like explosions flashing on thescreen. It's like do you forget about the Fabellas of Brazil or the war tonbats of the Middle East, because Piccadilly Circus on a Friday night iswhat you got to watch out for he tough cool British e lacing up on the go, andthen I don't remember how to went. But it's just this big insisting Britishpeople were tough and then at the end, that's, like you know when you watch aBritish show it like the credits minimize into the corner and then thevoice over guy goes like end coming up next on BBC for Benedic cumberbatch intoo many crumpets, I've got crumpets on my petticoat PulaRuga, a man that'd be good yeah Penetier, acotton grom that could be the next kind of skates.Yea primness got cables, gonna, have it man it be good to do? Are you beingserved parody, but what about like a sketch? That's likethe sorry I cut you off. I was just going to say like the it's like a show.That's like one of those like like history review, shows of like thegolden age of British television, but we just make them all up. Yeah we justtrade around shows yeah. Something like that would be fun. We could do. One we could introduce islike Britain's hottes new retail in your window come but is now in you endow it's like cold.Would you like to fuck? Please it's got the book walking and he's like.Excuse me. I would like to fuck you. Madame goes no problems. You can fuckme we've taken out all the INNUENDO, it'sright to a Niagra ty, there's, always the tour. It seems likethere's going to be an Innuendo like they're in an elevator or something andit's like a going down and is like maybe but first, let's fuck, I'm just oh look at this. The miss isbending over to pick up a coin, with a full moon out tonight. A fullmoon, I'd like to have sex with you in front of hers, always like Fussy, jokes withlike a cat or something so it's just like someone comes in hole. My cat, asthat is like. Oh that's, a nice cat want to have sex. Would you like two sugars in your teaor just my penis? That's like she's, an eight whenthey're all like really tired- and I got just screaming, like it's- beeneight seasons of this. How? What because the Innuendo was the funny bidcastill be screened at a bearable time when kids could still watch this. Butnow this has been screened at two in the morning, good, so daring who iswatching this yeah we're not showing the sex scenes like it's, not anarousing sexual thing old, we're all all British people. Well, there was that other one man, I thinkwe were talking about off a podcast where I wanted to do like know they got those old Britishshows. My mom showed me one called step: Tolen, son and stuff they're, all aboutthe just a depression era like it's just like just totally black comedylike what are we going to do today? I don't know, eat some, do it then theylike, then it's got, can laughter like a just a we. Could we have one like depressionshop. Yeah excuse me so one one one can of beans place. We have no canof beans, left got half a cane, but...

...it's filled with Moss. We got some gravel you can chew on, butyou got to get it back by seven. The king is registered to chew on thisgravel. Last time I tune on that Gravel Mongums or blood everywhere, and then the neighborhood Wolf came out. You knowwhat on my but and then can laughter yeah. I think someone told me once thatit's like the difference between between Englandand America is that, like in the culture it's like inAmerica, it's all aspirational. It's always like. Can you imagine how goodit would be if your life was like this yeah and in England? It's like reverse.It's like hey, isn't it great that your life isn't like this yeah like it'sjust all yeah, it's kind of like you're like looking backwards going forthcould be worse. I remember I I don't know whether it exist really too muchin in in. I don't know, and I also itcould be partial to the guy as well, that I was traveling with, but I travelwith a Dutch guy for a little bit when, when I went to Brazil- and he we ran into these Irish guys- andthey just got totally ripped off to do this- like Amazon cruise sea, so is that theBrazin jungle yeah, I think so- yeah the Amazon yeah, like the am you know,fucking just go on this cruise down there down the river. It's amazing he's like you can have allthe drinks you want. You see so much wild life and thesefive Irish guys just got totally ripped off by this that the drinks ran outafter like five minutes and yeah, it was hardly any food and there was stuckon this boat and they said the only thing they saw of five days was onefrog, one one frog yeah like and it's it's as was pointing towards them. Youknow you want to look a frog in the eyes. Ifyou've paid for an Amazon cruise, they said it was the worst cruise. It wasjust the most fucked bar they anyway. This this, this Dutch guy said that'sjust crazy. I don't think we'd ever admit to that in Holland. If we got stuck on that cruise, you know likeit would just be too devastating like we're, proud people, we we wouldn't say you know, we wouldn'tbe telling everybody about that yeah at this e guys. That's that's what makesthe Irish you know funny right that they tell that stuff and I'm like yeahI'd, be telling everybody about that fuck cruise yeah. You know, that's like a it's like an amazing business loophole.You've. Just stumbled on yeah, you just have like this fucked cruise that youadvertised exclusively at Dutch people e and just like you know that they willbe like yeah five stars, yeah didn't waste my money. There was some Irish people not havinga good time on it and they've told everybody to go on this cruise is sofucked. Oh Man, yeah yeah. It is so cool. I love the thatShit Yeah when I did this sum a big high class year, man, my dad isIkan, always got like rained out one time. So we like had to wait a coupledays for the rain to all stop and it was. It was so cool because we're justthe old, the only other guy there who was doing the hike as well, who had towas forced to stay in the same place, was like this. Like an old Dutchman whohad been, he was retired men, yea men yeah, his old Dutchman, who was retired, butfor most of his life he'd been he'd, been managing and insane asylum. It was. It was the like the nicest guylike he wasn't. It wasn't like. I don't know like what you'd expect himto be like a exhausted and miserable or something like you'd had this. It wouldbe this real draining job. It is like the coolest nicest guy, but it was justone of those things that, like Oh man, when when else am, I gonna hang outwith an old Dutchman who runs in to say, so you don't bump into him a lot yeah that is so good man. That is great. We.What do you reckon we wrap that one up yeah it's rapt this up for now is upguys. Thank you so much for tuning in once again, we've got out all oursocial stuff. You know into the gram my space we got,you can set you're still on the snow. Mart you Jack, the snail mail, yeahwell you're, going to send me a letter you can. If Yeah you can send Jack aletter, you send him a message and then write him. A less on me. A handwrittennote, yes, that'd be great and yeah we're a got. A face book group YEAH UPSPODCAST Face Book Group. It is going off man. It's been up for a week, Yep the post in it that I posted yea.Someone said I spilt episode wrong yea,...

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