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Count Logula

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They're back and ready to attack. This is the most badass episode yet. Hotter than a volcano. A lot of great ideas in this one including one of Jack's greatest sketches yet. Capper really lets the side down with an idea called "Count Logula". Lucky Jack manages to save it Join The Fun Catch Ups group on Facebook to see their ideas come to fruition and give suggestions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A their podcast fans. Do you lookfriendship, but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it'stime for fun, Tattas, that's right! Fun Catches, Oh yeah, fun, ENS, Yo! What upyou've just put the head? Phones in your ears: You've grabbed your skateboards. Yougrabbed your sling shot and then you go. How can I make this day more bad us?Well, you've made it more about us by playing everyone's most bad askedpodcast in regional to in Metropoltan, Melbourne, fun, catch outs with me,Nick Capa Me Jack Truce, get your Mat textbook and throw them in a fuckingvolcano, because this is about to get good and then yeah. This is this is about to get really really hothotter than what your Skate Board will be once it enters the volcano, most podcast sat there, the Outer Rimof the V volcano or in like Er, I don't know, probably forty kilometer radiusto where the heat dies off. Yeah Altho Mat volcano that was active somesome time ago and they're examining the sort of dried lava formations on therock yeah man volcanoes. When you're young, you have an interest in things, I thinkevery every boying girl when the young has an interest in dinosaurs andvolcanoes yeah like volcanoes, were like. I think it's, because it's asclose as you can get to the supernatural yeah one of those thingsit's like they're in the realm of like dragons and UN the world and thatsort of yeah but they're, just a real thing. That's around and having like like lava somethingthat could just melt something in seconds. Yeah is like that's, that's anew age thing. You know, that's like that's fucking, yeah, that's a magicshit right there. It's really one of those things that, like you, think, isgoing to be a bigger part of your life. When you're a kid, you think, like love,a quicksand of avoiding a right, I always thoughtabout. Like yeah, I think there's always going to be people like withI'll, dig, a big hole and then put leaves over the top. So you fall in thehole and you got to watch out for where the leaves seem unnatural. So you don'tfall in the hole. I always thought about that when I was a kid like, yougot to pay close attention, so you don't get trapped but yeah here I am nearly third and nota single trap. Yeah, not one trap. We used to make traps out in the countrylike holes with leaves over them and stuff like that. The people would fallinto, but it took ages to dig the hole and then it was just one one punchedone in the whole Joe. So you had a a bit of rope that I madeinto like. I don't know just a big loop in on itself and then I laid it out onthe garden and was waiting for my friend to put his foot in it, and thenI was going to pull it tight, but you know you to do that trapproperly. You got to have it like, looked over something and waitedsomehow. I just pulled on it. So now I'm just I'm just holding a rope.That's attached to my friend, and you know that was there was no payoff. Iwas like I got yea, I guess yeah. I remember W. He made a trapthing once and it was like that man yeah we had that and we had this stupidone where you pulled the ropes and two ropes came up around their legs yeah,but then they didn't really fall over. They would have to be running atincredible speed. The and then my mate dropped the bigrock next because we tried we always tried out on our sisters, our littlesisters. You know yeah, I oh come and have a chocolate, and then you wouldyeah trap put all these traps on them. One time I might drop this huge rocklike just near...

...like not, he must have had a compassionate thing like. Oh I'm goingto kill this person. If I drop this block, but then sometimes I think about thatand I'm like, maybe he didn't, maybe he missed with the Rock, and it makes methink of how many country children do or children in general die because theyjust miss, judge the power of rock yea, like you, don't go flat like in a Bug's,bunny cartoon or whatever or yeah. Absolutely it's a real like it's a very like, like primal cave man,level thing like fighting with backs, haven't even like evolved to like tiethe rock to a stick or anything yeah. Just a rock of combat. That'sreally takes you back to the roofs man. Strong rocks was the best rockwars. Yeah was so great. It was the Bestt t they that was real fun likethrowing rocks at each other was so good when he got a good one. It was butthen it always the game always ended. When someone got injured yeah it would just go for so it would eithergo for like five minutes or go for any hour, and then some would just cop thebiggest rock in the face, and it would be blood it's so like yeah, because when you're a kid youjust you just have to play with whoever is there like just any other kid getsto play. So you forget that there's like I don't know you got friends whoare like kind of this kids, but they have somesense of what's. Okay, like they're like Oh, that's, still, human, and Ishouldn't you- know- destroy their life for fun, but then there's always a fewwild, tired kids, who are like I'm Goin to get the biggest rock. I can andthrow it right in. There is from Point Lak rain like not even a difficult, throw like I'mGoin to wait, wait around the corner till they comearound the corner and I'm just going to mash this into their face as hard as Ican and that'll maybe be fun. I guess Oh yeah man, yeah T, I don't know theAdrenalin rush was so good, my madest to play this game. There were two brothers that were thesame ages, my brother and I, and we would they had two single beds in theirguest guest room and we'd hide behind each bed, turn thelights off and then just lob toys over the over the beds. And then you just wait till you hearsomeone go, Oh God, the like! Oh Out, wait you waited! That was the funestgame over. Were they sleeping in the beds? What was the kind of a be behindthe beds as a Fort You, Oh ah, and then you would lob try to lob it over. So itwould hit the hit the other person on the other bed. Oh yeah, and it was sogood. It was the Finnes game. You just love her you'd try to track where theperson was was trothe ton. It like, Oh God, Oh, come out with all these bruises allover you, the worst worst game ever, but so simple, so effective or over themany hours of fun yeah. There was one I remember like in primary school orsomething where I think it s did. You have had those like Pea, shooter thingswhere you get the you get the finger off a rubber glove and you tie it to apipe yeah, yeah yeah I yea, like cornkernels in it or something they were like yeah. They were fun and horrible,but every like there was a big. It's like a concrete sort of fence somewhereyour on two teams, but it was like what the strategy was, and everyone likeswore by this strategy. was you...

...everyone was you'd, wear like a hat, Iguess, and then yeah. If you were hiding behind the concrete wall, you'dput your hat on the concrete wall and then you'd go away, and you think thatthe other person would see the hat there and be like oh they're, stillhiding behind that wall. But it's like you could clearly see it's just on thewall like it's not like bobbing around and it's just on the wall, but everyit's like. Everyone thought this, like fucking, like wily, coyote leveltactics, we're going to work somehow like there's, no universe where itlooks like a boy hiding behind a wall, but no one ever questioned that noteven once. Oh yeah, that's great, that's that'sthe that's the Jeran Gong stealth, a tech yeah cold, yeah, ghost protocol. I call this guy'sprotocol, so welcome to the fence. Did the first guy did that everyone else?Just looked him said to us someone's been playing a lot of siphon filter? How many Tom Clancy novels? Have youread there weren't laughing that I appearedbehind them out of nowhere while they were still looking at my big oversizedcowboy hat, I had propped up a check, my it it's just some guy, just up upsit bylike two levels and put a a glove gun inside a giant hat yeah. You shoot itthrough the over the wall. Yeah I what they they had a shooting, as soeveryone get down some big timer mechanism in there likea cigarette, slowly burning down to a bit of fishing wire in active at the g O man. It's so good man that hats, bigenouh to fit a cratching humid operate a glove gun man, it's good! You just get a text atthe hot riff was coming in yeah yeah, the king does. Let me know the King ofthe roof. Yeisen text top work Jack be ready. John Laws. Jakan John Laws isking. The Re, a the other John Laws, are Alan Jones, so funny man, because they're likeright wing, radio, jocks and they're different from so different from ourcrowd. Yeah, like we're on the free podcast ING Realm, but we so funny forthat's who we looked up to like Allan Jones John Laws, the originalRifkin yeah, everyone else is looking up to likeMark Marron or Conan or whatever, or I don't know whatever other Brogan, butwe're like no John Law, Yeah Allan Jones. We do that's the we just respectthe form as well. It's like look. You got to separate them from theirpolitical views, just that yeah that yea they they bring to the Mike thediscussions they get into the rapport they have with the callers. It's athing of magic. You know, don't yeah separate the art from the artist,sometimes yeah like Allan Jones, gay and rightwing as if that's not a bloody like none ofthe GRANDMAS. They he's that right wing that none of the grandmas know that he's gay, you know, or hewill come out and say about it. Man, that's that's! That's the power ofthe Mike. It's like that's the pair of the voice. The man started a race riot.You know it's like I'm no fan of race riots, but that takes charisma, yeah,yeah yeah, actually so about it. Now people alwaystalked about how Hitler was such a good public speaker. It's like. What's yourpoint like? What do you mean like yeah?...

Lots of people are good public speakerswhere he got to bring up Hitler for some reason. I know I know man I yeah like Starvin was real good atpoetry. He was like kind of like a beat poet in Russia yeah some kind like alike a public poet yeah and you just like yeah. Like Idon't know, I'm I'm I'm I want to get I want to get on to like Rom, Wald andPale Pot. I mean not Ronald I'm staling and Pole Pot, like Hitler on board onboard of Hitler, Fax Yeah, Yeah Vegetarian, who gives a fuck originallyfrom Austria. I don't care, but, and people always bring up these facts.Like you, don't know them. Yeah Yeah Tally Hitler. I think Hitler is the foodfighters of terrible dictators. Yeah like he's like the the guy. Like it sorrycult, Hitler, fax, Not Hitler. Hitler is like the pop star of terribledictators M he's like the Brittany Spears, but people I like always bringup like a like a fact about him like it's thefood fighters. Like did you know that Dave girl used to be the drama on Nevaayeah, like no other prickers, ever told you that yeah, it's a try, the word itwas vegetarian. I know yeah, Yeah Yeah, you know it. Silvestin could have beena painter. Doesn't matter doesn't who didn't dothat anyone could have been a pat yeah. Anyone could have been pane to care.You know yeah, so good, so give me I want to man. I want you and I to bringback like our friend, Edmund Great Guy. He tells me these kind of facts he'slike Terry cruise is a great furniture dishonor and his one awards for hisfurniture designed yeah. That's what I give me those facts: Oh man, Terry crew, those fits on mehe's one of those guys here. I feel like that's what I I don't know whenthis change happened for me, but I feel like that's what I respect incelebrities. Now is like just a backlog of weird interesting stuff that they'vedone successfully like shore they're, knowing for one thing, but just if youcan like, I had a big interview with Terry crews and stuff. It's like he was, you know like he played in the NFLUENCE,also like a like. He went to Collegian Art Scholarship, not a footballscholarship and like he did all these, and he wasn't that good at footballlike it was obviously in the flit was very good, but not not good for the FLstandard, so what he would do, because he always thought he was going to getcut. So how he'd keep his money up was. He would play a season and then, whenit was going into the off season, he knew how self Senate all the otherfootball players were so I'd, be like man give me like five thousand dollarsfor a commission and I'll do a big portrait of you but like, like you, always pictured as like a wayover the top one where they'd have like Angel Wings and a crown and they'd belike floating through spaces or like a real over top portrait, and they werelike so egotistical. They were like fuck, you, man, I get that portrait andthey just just yeah, spend thousands dollars on weird portraits fromterraces. So he could keep himself going in the off season. Love stufflike that man. That is awesome that is so cool God, a love, Terry cruise yeah, the real king, one of the realheroes, people ways go, I'm was I don't know. Maybe you- and I have alwaystalked about this before but Steve Bashem is a wonder when he jumpedon the because he used to be a fireman and he helped out to fire five people in September, eleventh yeah,the so helped them out how desperate were they for firemen yeah to get Steve Bashem in yeah? I don't want to disrespectanybody or anything I don't want to. I BIG UPS to Steve The fight apartment orthat they're all heroes and it's great, but do when you have Steve Bashem rightalong the side,...

...a man who clearly hasn't done it inyears. Is this publicity or what's going on toSteve, have an ulterior motive? I don't think so, but yeah. I think we talkedabout this on the podcast. Like maybe a while ago. I can't remember but yeahit's yeah. I agree it's very like it's a wonderful story from the SteveBashem point of view, but yeah very confusing from the other fire fighterspoint of view like they can pumped up for the most stressful day of theirlives. It's like all right. This is unprecedented attack on America. Yougot to be ready for anything. This will be the toughest day ever soyou know, God be with you and just look after your brothers out there, and alsothis is Steve for Shemi character. Actor he'll, be here also, don't worryabout him. He'll be yeah man. We should do a bonus episodewhere we just research. This story yeah, let's research, it, let's find out allthe facts: Let's go over it. Let's talk about it. That would be a great ducobecause he was in. I saw the king of Long Island the other day, the movieand it's he plays a fireman in that as well andhe's like Oh yeah. He really nails it like. I think when I heard that fact Iwas like a step parseme fire and that's this kind of interesting. I didn'treally imagine it, but when you watch the movie like Oh yeah, he would hewould have been a good fireman, probably yeah yeah man yeah. He was reallyhandsome when he was younger. I saw him in in one of his earlier movies and hewas like a good looker. I bet it's weird because, even thoughnow he's not s he's not cast as a good looking character, he still got thatcharisma, where you still think he's kind of you can tell he's got this kind of. Idon't know this confidence totally. No confidence, that's like so weird. Ifeel like that's the best Combo for anyone. WHO's like trying to beentertaining or funny is like a handsome guy confidence in an oddlooking body like that's yeah, everyone can getaround no one's like jealous or intimidated of it, but it's just likeit's a perfect comedy Combe. Oh Man, yeah exactly yeah like ZackAlipantin in his young, is very handsome dude yeah, and then I think hereally let himself go and that's when he became funny on Yo, less total self control became an alcoholic on stage. So that'swhen things happen, that's all I lik all these comedians talking about you know, effort and experience andtime in the game, and these things it's all about just crumbling from theinside out. Is You the good yea mean speaking of past episodes forthose who haven't tuned in before we get together? We talk about past, Imean sorry, we don't talk about past. We talk about, I tita about the pack upor the week we talk about the past starling Grad, what a time yeah, but we talk about ideas that wehave but Jack I'd like to recap M, just a few ideas for those new listeners andfor the old listeners in our episode. Three, I think, whichis called Sausage prison. Now Jack I've been doing trying to do acomic every week. Last week I did the different breeds, a cat, yeah love thething that I showed you it was. It went pretty good. I feltlike the comics needed borders around them. Each panel probably needed aboard around it, but over all got pretty good feedback was wasn't thoseone of those things that went awesome, but the people that liked it reallyloved it yeah, which is good, and but we talked abouta couple of sketches, which I think I've got to go back andlisten to all the episodes, because there's some gold, we miss that weshould we shouldwrite down when we get...

...a good one. Yeah and one of the riskswe went on was Saddam Hussein, one man performer singing MichaelJackson, songs. So it was Sedem, a Sedam Hussan,impersonator touring, oursels, singing the songs of Michael Jackson and each each song would have a terrible leading-and I was listening to it this morning and my favorite leading was that Saddam Hussein comes out and then will the impersonator comesout? Someone wheels a fridge on stage, then he opens up the fridge, there's a cheesecake inside it. Hepulls out the cheesecake and it's green, and he starts milling goes of. Lookslike this. CHEESECAKE is gone, bad and then didn't did. I did I did on it in aline and he starts singing bad. Oh yeah, that's that's great. I don't know how that'sone of those ones where it's like you want to like it makes you want to inspires youto get really famous and really make it big. So you have the resources to makesomething that dumb that rules. Do you remember what wewere talking about, how it why this came about like what the leading was yeah we're talking about a sketch ofmine where I wanted to do like a guy. Has a one night stan with a girl andshe's got a picture of Saddam Hussein on her bedside table when he wakes upin the morning is like hey I'd like to see you again. However, I must I mustask: Why is this photo of Saddam Hussein, the terrible dictator on your bedsidetable and she's? Like that's, not Sidan, who saying you idiot? That's Ivan Malat,Australian, serial killer, you've made a real racist misjudgmenthere and then they both laugh yeah, okay, sothat was yeah. It was kind of the and then somehow I don't know how it wentinto Saddam Hussein. Ah, you said that's right, that's right! Actually that was abetter ending that I think you wrote. You wrote she goes. No, that's notSedam Hussein, you idiot! That's my father he's a sedan Hussein inPersonata, Oh yeah, yeah, and then that gets on to MichaelJackson and personates, somehow yeah. So I think do you recognize? I could do that as acomic strip. So Saddam Hussein, impersonator, singing Michael Jackson,is just a stage with the sign there yeah or maybe like just sit on the marquis yeah or justmaybe like a video. That's not you can't really film it, but like just avideo with some different pictures and graphics kind of you know you couldmake in just some very basic kind of effectsand still images kind of sliding around or something like that. So it's more ofa kind of like your Ladel House, video.You Know Oh yeah yeah, so what I do an ad for the Adam Husseinpersonata I mean they could work baby yeah, it's like if I impersonate tothem. Yusen. If I dress up as him is that like Brown face is that MiddleEastern is that cultural, appropriate? I mean you've asked the right guy your experience with this yeah yeah. I don't know, I don't really. I don'tthink any good would come of it,...

...but that's a that's a that's a conceptwithin itself that you got to propose if you impersonate a real bad person like if you impersonate Robert M garbyand you're in black, face. That's still bad, but if you're doing it about a bad guy,is it that bad yeah? I mean the whole o that whole, like hey, hey, it'sSaturday scandal with the black face was impersonating Michael Jackson,who's a pretty bad guy yeah and that got them done yeah I mean we're two white guys who are from Australia. You know brought up in middle classbackgrounds. We should be commenting on this and setting the record straight. Iyeah, I think it's been up to US really yeah. I think you should commit to theSaddam Hussein in personation and as a experiment right it out and not justfor the video either like in day to day life. I think you should come out oflock down and people like. What's cap a been up to and you like, just beingthat Saddam Hussein ing it up around the House. I think I should tweet itstraight at buzz. Feed like check this out. It is no C, no context just wet at busfeild.You dress. I Saddam Hussein flipping them off tweeted straight to the project tocheck this out. It is actually they probably get a lot of those messages,yeah right wing, trolls and just yeah yeah. So I thought I thought I thought that might be. I wrote it down, so I've got to go back through some oldepisodes and go oh yeah. That was a great we've got a really work on thatone. I think yeah somehow, and I think if we get it, if it's just a comic, Iguess of someone you know four or five panels of Saddam Hussein wheeling itcould be on the Marquis at the start and then to dam Hussein pulling out thefridge comes on stage in personal, pulls out. The cheesecake says thischeesecake is gone, bad bad. You know riff kicks in yeah and someonein the audience going. I paid thirty dollars for this. I paidthirty dolls for this year, a yeah yeah, maybe something about don't thinkof a better ending, but I think the whole concept kind of like one giant hand orsomething it doesn't really need a punch line. It's just a dumb concept inits whole self yeah totally makes it good. You know yeah. I like that a lot I think we'vedefinitely developed that up. But though this isn't, this isn'tnostalgia. Pod, we gotta, we got a burn through San you, I fresh ones got tokeep it rolling. Let's keep a going. Let's go all right. What have I got here this one? I thought. Maybe maybe it's abit. It's a bit medder. I guess, because I have been trying to think ofstuff to do on you tube, but yeah. I thought it's like a profile on one ofthose like really early sort of like viral comedy you Tube Comedians. So I guess it's like the mini littledocumentary thing on them and they're like but they're like yeah, I had the channel going for ten years.You know had some some pretty big hits early on. I had shit, girls say at cafes, Shit, guyssay at the gym or great. You know they really got me a lot of followers andstuff, but yeah during the weekly videos. For tenyears you really start running out of ideas pretty quickly, so it's yeah, thethe tougher, and so he only does that...

...type of videos, but then he's liketaking you through his channel and he's like yeah. Some views have started todrop off. We got here. We got a shit. Italians say to birdsalesman at he says, as a video is like. Is this bird going to pick my Nana?It's like that's something I guess we got a what's. The Shit Dracula saysthat the UN shit girls never say the Goblins YeahI'll help you mind for treasure. You know that kind of stuff and yeah a lot of the subscribers seem tobe leaving, and I don't know how many examples I can go through is like shitdonkey. Cong says when he's alone in his room sit shit back packers Sato aliens. Arethere any pub crawls on Jupiter? So it's just gone through that and thenhe's like here we got one. This is a shit captain, Rombis says andthere's the video of it captain Rumbert nd he's like the clouds, are your bestfriend nothing's, faster than lasers. When you are asleep I'll, protect youand then it's back to the interview and he's like Yeah Yeah Sei. I only remembered later that captainRombis was my imaginary friend when I was seven so that could explain the lowviews on that one and then I thought maybe it could be him going through hiswriting process or he's like yeah. The trick is, you got to be you gotta, saythings that very true and relatable, but they can't be too real. Otherwiseit stops being a joke, and then one of his videos is like shit. Your girlfriend says when you gointo the shops and it's like. Can you pick up some ham and it's just like?Yes, that just is a thing. They say it's not yeah. It's not really! Jokingthat one. Now it's really really got to find a limit. You could have one, I suppose youthought of this already, but you could have one where ye shot. Your girlfriendsays when you go to the shop and she goes. Can you pick up some here andthere's another one where she goes on? Hey like I don't know why you've beenin this mood for last couple of days. Is it me? I know you channel isn't going wellyeah, it's I you know and you go in to tape. Maybe you should embrace a new careerand yeah yeah. You know you sort of only started this for fun anyway, andit's kind of kind of taken over your life. You knowthere's nothing wrong with yeah. If you want to go back to schoolor, like you talked about you know, you've always got at your dad'smentioned this. This is a job for you that his company, if you want to lookinto that you know, there's no, no shame in that yeah yeah, yeah, yeah and he's wearing a week while hedoes yeah girlfriend yeah yeah, that's funny, just a real obviousbad week. I'll love you either way. But if you're going to keep up this mood, Idon't know how long we can go on for yeah yeah, that's good man yeah! I like that and how are you going to end it or isthat it? I don't know. I don't have like a clear, I think, the even eating.Yet I like the Captain Rombis bit. I think I will bein it and a yeah, that's great, but yeah I don't know yeah. I needsomething some kind of button at the end, Yeah Yeah. I think I think I think thegirlfriend bit could be good ending if it nearly draws on like that yeah. Thatwould be a real good, ending yeah it going to be great because you have likereal, like fun, Quirky, music, the whole time and then it just sort oftrails off when the girlfriends talking it is like you know it's, you know this isn't for everyone, andyou know it's not like just it's not making a lot of money.There's really no point in doing it. If...

...it's not making you happy so yeah, youknow it's really yeah yeah. I like that. He used to belike when things were going good. That's a problem with you when thingsare going good when your videos are going well, you know, that's! That'sthe man that I moved in with yea happy guy. Now that things are going shit you you know you got to keep happy becausethat's when your ideas will come back, but you know don't listen to me you'vegiven up on yourself. That's your problem! Yeah, it's great, and it's just that doing that steadyzoom in Yeah de to it eyes, yeah! That's good man yeah! I liked allthe other stuff too, like and it'd be really good to film, because you couldfilm it Yourself, you and the gym G yeah try to get some kind of Gimbackground or just with his sleeveless shirt yeah. I think it would be. I think it's exactly in the the vendiagram of stuff I'm trying to hit is like stuff. I can film myself, but alsostuff that isn't isn't. Visually boring, isn't just like to squawking at thecamera for no reason yeah. It would take a lot of editing ina lot of fiddle bits, but to have all the the you know to even have the the videos put on to a computer screen. So itlooks like you're watching the viral video yeah. I E on a face book wall orwhatever or crazy. Gyms Facebo, K, videos or someshit like that, like you got the page yeah to get a camera shot of that page,and then you just stick it on there and you know a premier yeah yeah, that would be cool yeah. OhMan, yeah that that's that's real good! I love that Shit. I love it because youand I were always exploring this and our friend J, we're always going tomake some stuff that was like you know, Shit that aliens say or something like that Shit. You neverhear on the moon or some yeah root. I got to say, I've had a lot more respect, isn't the word, but I wouldsay understanding of like those kind of Yutu Comedians, since I've been tryingto like do a like just trying to do superregular videos and stuff because it is like you realize, there's you always judgeit against the level of quality that you're, maybe youse to in like the liveworld or stand up world or TV world or something. But then you forget: it'slike well yeah, that's a situation where you can kind of plan and workwith people and maybe put out something every now and then well, it's like. Ifyou just got whatever gear you got around the house he's trying to put outanything any week every week, then it's like Oh yeah, of course, you're goingto do videos where it's just like shit. People say about this, and it'sjust talking to the camera like it takes a lot of time to edit this stuff.You know, of course, it's going to be like the most simple thing possibledoesn't mean they're, doing like incredible job with it. But it's likethe format. It's like you understand the format. You understand thenecessity of it yeah editing it good by bid is fucking.It's brutal yeah, it's so Fidley and zoo, mins and things and get himthe key frames right. It just takes hours yeah you lose ours, but man that is, that is a great littlesketch. I've got a few things that that I've been working on, but I men you and I talked about thislast night and things when we were just messaging. When we're going to do thisand we're like. Oh Man, he'd really, do you get it. You really hit a bloodysome real, some real stumbling block,...

...trying to write five ideas a day. It'sreally really. I don't know finding something that I'm in love with hasn'thappened. Yeah, it's it's real, tough. I feel, like a sorryget. No! No. I thought I give in update as well lastcouple episodes ago I talked about when I saw a large tie made out ofchocolate for twenty dollars for father's Day. I said dad written on it, man, I couldn't stop thinking about itand I went back and I bought the tie. Oh great yeah and no one in the shopwas happy about it. I bought it yesterday, twenty dollars for this hugechocolate, Necktie that says dad on it. Yeah and the lady on the counter wasconfused. Everyone standing in one was confused. No one smiled, no one, it was. It was a sad day for thechocolate show and me just buying it with a solemnlook on my face. Not one smile, nothing, it's great yeah, it was, was real, tough, real,real, tough sorry, so I just got to Oh Yep Yep. So all right we're here nowI've got something that I was like. PTERODACTYL is a hard word to spell because s got asilent, P M in it, but it's already a hard word to spellwithout the silent, yeah p right so and it's one of the only flyingdinosaurs, surely they could have just not had thesilent P, but then I thought I don't know the there's a psychopathin every career yeah and even in naming dinosaurs there's somepsychopath. That said, yea, let's put a t at the start of this word, that's whythey have the pe, the silent, P and psychopath yeah, because it's just a confused and enragepeople yeah. I don't know so. I was thinking ofsomething like that, but I don't know if there's a connection there, you knowwith a silent, P and psychopath on the son, Pan pterodactyl yeah. I thinkthere's something funny like what you're saying is at this. Not It's like. Let's just call it theflying dinosaur. You know how many other flag visors. Are there? Probablya few T yeah, but it's the main one. You know just call by boy yeah welllike come up with a fun you know like. I can say t rex, and youknow what I mean: it's like the Teresas Rex, give it one of those call it like like if you called it like flapped orsomething is like lapped like like dinosaur or something like youknow, there's a at my stuff. Something kids can write because kids like to swho has to write the names of dinosaurs, more than kids, you know it's like yeah,you had it on like a pie, chart it's like two percent actual paleontologistswho are doing serious research and then ninety eight percent, like five yearolds, who are doing like coloring, books and stuff, like that here theones have to see yeah, flappy D, yeah man, thinking about it now talkingabout it with you, it'll be one of those. You know it's a kind of move. Ido a lot, but it's it's a thing that works and like let's, let's talk about, youknow the big issues or there thether out there. There's people out thereevery day, trying to Piss you off. There's people in society that are justdownright so psychos, like terred actor. The word is already hard to spell andsome idiot decided to put a P in there yeah. It's like a pass everywhere. Something like that. You like a like aI,...

...you know like it's going to be a bigthought, provoking commentary on society, but really it's just a piece of shit thing about a song,then pterodactyls. Well, maybe I could do it emo like run around the stage,absolutely going crazy about it, like a Stuart Ly. Yes thing like it's alreadyhard to spell: Yes, I couldn't want a fuck. I already s not pulling the lights offthe stage run it into the crowd. Just punchingpeople at will. Why you Cui could that'LD be pretty funnyman doing a terita impression, a creat just going. You know like a real welllike relyin the crowd really turning it on yourself as well as, like, I alreadyfeel so stupid. I felt like such a fucking moron all the time anyway, Igoing to spell paraday. I couldn't even do it without the pay. I'm tried, I T S,I spelt it starting with a t and I still got it all wrong and then we gotto put a pay at the front. I'm useless must I be constantly reminded of mystupidity. Constantly that's so deed, like species of what are they called like Super Super Fauna? Was it flora can'tre e animals or plants but avery? What's what's every bird life yeah, I'm kind of super alien ancient it's trying to come up with a riff ofthis ancient creature, making you feel dumb, but I don't know the scientificterms to make it work. Sometimes you got you got to know when a bail whenyou can't think of the word three times in a row: an ancient winged creature, yeah yeah, that's good man, yeah yeah, yeah, that's Great Yeah! So that's kind of what I don'tknow. I mean I'm not in love with it, but I guess like it's just there's there's I thought you can makea clever connection there of some Cam Lupita round. I think I think I'll give it some time to ruminate. Iguess yeah, but yeah yeah, yeah yeah. What are yougot next May all right. Well, looking through this, don't like that one. This is so. I don't know I thought ofthis I'd like to do. This is a stand up bit in some form, but I thought itcould maybe be a video in the meantime, because I'm just obsessed with how it's been like a kind of a meme, Iguess where people it's like, it's like boring to talk about dreams. It's likean embarrassing as like. Oh my God, you're talking tell me about your dream.That's so boring, or I just don't. I don't get it. I don't know what couldbe more interesting than a dream like the fact that we dream all is justinsets, the wildest shit and everyone's like H, boing, so I thought it could be like just aconversation with people where there's like. Oh Man, I had the had thecraziest dream last night and the other person's, like, Oh, my God, shut upseriously shut up right. Now, God tell me about your dreams. That's soembarrassing! Dude God, that's boring! No one wants to hear about how yoursubconscious mind interpreted your deepest fears and desires and expressthem back to you using metaphors with a grasp of visual story telling that youcan't access during waking life, giving a window into your real soul into in aall exposed in a area where space and time have no meaning that is so boringand the other person's like a yeah yeah. Sorry, I guess that is pretty boring. What do you want to talk about? It'sjust like a real long pause, the other...

...guys like a football. I guess I don't know likeyeah yeah yeah, that's great, because it annoys me that, like now, it's likethe argument against talking about your dreams. Is that it's boring, but it'slike yeah everything's, but every conversation is boring. What are youtalking about? Like people talk about a everyone's just talking about that,this new cafe has a Bagel or something yeah yeah the Eagles on last night.It's like it gives a shit about anything like yeah. You know there's so few. Howoften do you have like a conversation? That's, like you know, next level, outof the park. You know it's like most average conversations with people ofpretty boring. I think you need like real special ones to keep to even bememorable, but no one gives you a shit about talking about boring stuff. Therest of the time like you can just talk about sports or like Pineapple on pizza or whatever, likethe most boring shit ever and no one CARESI, but as soon as it streamsthey're like a shut up, yeah yeah. What else is weird yeah? You know yeah. I know man, that's my mygirlfriend tells me o dreams and it's so so cool, because I have takeninterest in them because I've been having the weirdestdreams in lock down. It's been nuts. I haven't had one just unconscious bit of sleep yeah.Ever since I started, I just always woken up by dreams and things it'sdrive me nuts, have you had a particularly memorable one that you'dlike to share a o? What y? I I think I did. I tell you about thisone go. I dreamt at my girlfriend had a a box set of you too. No, you don't o you two CD and like kind of half asleep. I wokeher up going. I never knew you were in to you to she goes. She goes yeah. I am I that day she goes what I'm not intoyou tube and then I said in my sleep. Well, why you got a box set then that roles yeah. That was a that was a real goodone yeah. I know had a dream last night that it was me and and Nick Kwan and a fewother comedians had been like hired to do a. It was like some sort of country roadshow where I don't think we were really doing comedy or anything like it seemedlike we were in a country, music band or something, and it was like all theother. People were really good at it like they could play the music and theyhad the right sort of, like you know, like real Bush kind of country bibesand that all have a bee with the crowd afterwards and everyone loved it and Ididn't quite fit in with the group, but I was still like still just happy to beon the road and stuff, but it was just like all the shows were weird and thethey really I get on stage. Sometimes- and you know I haven't, got boot oranything, but people were just sort of like looking at you other like. Why isthis guy here yeah? I know yeah. So it was like it wasn'tlike a nightmare, but it was like there was an edge of like yeah, deep internal trouble. I suppose Oh man, but it was yeah so weird goodto see quenten in dream form. I haven't seen him in a while so yeah my yeah yeah yeah. That's so funny youjust someone like yeah, because you don't, I don't know in comedy, there'speople you hang out with, but then there's people you just see on amonthly basis, yeah just out a gig or something yeah abt. I realize you missseeing those people, even though you don't hang out you miss just seeingthem that regularity of seeing them, even if it's every couple of months,yeah exactly just that kind of like random little, because there's so manypeople that are like you have your...

...friends and then there's just like that.Other circle of people who are are your friends, but you yeah exactly you neverlike get a coffee or something you know like plan to go to dinner or anything,but you just see each other enough at gigs that it kind of works out, yeah yeah man for sure yeah. It's soweird. My girlfriend had a had a dream. Shesaid it was so vivid of this house. She used to live in in Cambra and there wasa siege and all of her friends were in the siege and my girlfriends, not inthe action movies or anything but she's like that. Everyone was wearing bulletproove vest and I were trying to find me. Oh Wow and I was like wow. She is all theseminor details that were like so cool and she's like Oh, I every into theflat I knew and school friends I hadn't seen in years with their with thesebullet proof Fasson. So like it was so real. Oh Man, it was like Whoa that isso facalty. That's great man, that's good. Mybrother used to be out of resides dreams really well, and he would justtell me in a loop yeah. Then I dreamt about this. Then I dreamt about this.Then it like just he was observing the whole thing and it was so great. Iremember when I m that's so good. Like I, I went to India when I was a kid andwe had to take this sum. There was some kind of medicine that wehad to take, so you don't get malaria a yeah. I know about this yeah yeah whenyou did as well, but one of the side effects is that itgives you like really really surreal full on dreams. I remember when I wasin India like when I was a kid I just had like every night was like a freshjust adventure into chaos. I've always thought about like maybe if I wastrying to write a new show or something like just to try and write down mydreams. Every night and Justt get. You know, get a hold of that malariamedicine again. O people use like prescription drugs kind of illegallyjust to get high like those like the add medication and stuff likethat like if I can just get some millarium medicine and just starthaving real trippy dreams. On that, I could be a good good writing exerciseor something o man. One of the funniest things everwas once girlfriend came to visit me when I wasin Peru, and she took that we took that medication to stop the malaria and it was you knowyou just haven't fucked up dreams. All night, you couldn't sleep or you just wake up in a full on haslike a happened to me, but also we went to like tidy carker and it's close tothe sun like it's the highest lake, I think yeah in the world, so the SunBurns a lot like bride, plus the malaria tablet tomake your skin more susceptible to the sun. Oh well yeah, so she had like shegot burnt worse than they were almost third degree burns on a face like Jesusthey're, fucking brutal burns like had these blisters on her face, and thenshe couldn't sleep at night. Oh man and it was just rucked up it's laughablenow, but back then I was like Oh, my God. This is, there was tripoo just face burns and having weird dreams.Yeah. It's waking up from a nightmare intoanother nightmare, yeah yeah, just Oh, that nightmare was horrible. Thenyou wake up and it's your own burned face in the mirror. Yeah, yes, Cross, a man, that's great yeah man, one of the things. Are you actuallyit's your turn to go. We'll do one more each! Let's do one more! Ah, I thinkit's your turn to go. I just had the...

...dream one! Oh Did you light? Oh Yeah, all right,nice, try mate man, we're going to we're going to end really strong here,we're going to end really really strong, because I've just got this idea which I'm inlove with count logue the vampire log yeah yeah. So I don't know what that is yeah, it's great. However, it's it's the it's. I think it's the best thing ofever Ritten, okay, let's figure it out there. Sowhat's like, I guess, a vampire at some points hasbitten a log for some reason: Yeah and it's given it vampire powers,but it's still. It still is a log like it can't it's no around or do anythingnot, but somehow I guess the log. Maybe the log could beit's been bitten by the vampire, but then the vampire is angry becauseit can't go out roaming and sucking blood. It's like I've converted thislog, it's not doing anything. It's just twolittle fangs have been sprouted out there yeah. I think it should have alittle Cape as well on his back just fangs, an Ye. That's what I wasthinking. Yeah Yeah, the the vampire the empire keeps trying to make it morevampire, as puts a little Cape on it and a little bow tie and still trying to impress its vampirefriends. I look who I converted and he like who cares outlag sucks. It's like it's just sitting there inthe forest, and you can see the sun coming up and it's like you got to stayout of the Sun. Can't log ULA is like I mean I'll. Try I just can't it's juststuck there. It's just the vampires got to standthere all day with a umbrella over count lagullas, so it doesn't get the man that could be a comic strip,actually Yeah Adventures of Count Logia, and then it's just got the log standingthere and it's like the sun's coming up like a speech bubble comes into theside of the panel. The Sun's coming up soon count Logillo you'll have to you have to hide. I mean you have toget have to get in your coffin and then count. Logill goes, I can't I'm a logand then it just slowly burns or like it's like some unsuspecting hikers and walking past,and then it's like count. Logillo is near them and he's like you fools. This is going to be theworst day of your life. You've stumbled into my lair the Lair of Count Longula,the Vampire Lon and they're, like Oh, no cat, Loule, the Panfilo, we'redoomed and he's like that's right, I'm going to suck your blood and make youvampires as well, and then they sort of standing thererealizing that it's just a log and I can't move or anything is like okay. Can we just leave, though? Do you haveany? You have millions or powers or legs oranything, and it's like just just sit on the log and just just siton the fangs, it's all like yeah and then they just go. Look to be honest,we're pretty uncomfortable with that yeah he's like fair enough. It's like look.We M. I cut myself on a Bush earlier in thehike, so I've got a little bit of blood there. I can sortof can spray that on you from a distance, if that's something you'dlike I'm, not using it,...

...that'll sustain your and that existencefor a while wasn't happy to help out count log ever,but we should be on our way and you can get. We got to get to the next camp sitebefore the sun goes down, so we don't have any any time for this sort of supernaturalmayhem. Frankly, yeah you guy actually can't log it are you entreated pondhe's like? Yes, I hang on. I know what this is and the just ends up in a fire. So it's like. I don't. I had to framethis in the sketch, but you know how the way to kill Vampires is where thestakes through the heart. Like a wooden steak, it's like yeah, his all his gutsare just full of wood en steaks. Basically like he's just it's just like his whole he's made ofsticks, there's no way he needs a human made stake. YEA like a a steak made out of human flesh.Yeah I mean he's hot human flesh is too floppy, no, its just squashes against them yeah and alsohe's just in constant pain from just being out in the sun all day. Yeah. Itdoesn't really kill him. He just fries alive because he's eternal he can't be killedso he's just this suicidal log. That's going to live forever! Yeah Wal, that's good yeah! Well, that'sgood! I think we've done that. I mean I don't know what other ways it can go,count loule it could go. I was thinking of the it's got like Hollywood directors,brainstorming, ideas, yeah and they're, like you know, or it's got a maybe a Hollywood rideror something a feature. Film writer riding at home and he's like coved is not stifled. My creativity andshe's got a drawing on her page, going count. Logue the vampire lock yeah, that's great, it could be. I mean Idon't want to talk about live stuff too much becauseit's probably still a while away for us, but you could do like a great if you wanted to get the Easel and clipboard sort of thing. Oh yeah great! No! Can Talk about how you've written your own you've writtenyour new supernatual thriller, that's going totake the world by storm and you go through all the the beats of cant Logue Yeah Yeah do no noon in in one. No oneis count LAGOA, someone kicks them into a swamp one day, but your frogs start, hoping man that could be the punch line at theend during cove, a one musical, a lot of people, a lot of people'screativity was stifled in coved. They got depressed me. I use the timeeffectively yea for writing. This musical count logue the musical, and Iexplain that he can only be killed by a flesh human flesh stake to the heart. He can't go in a coffin, so he justburns in the sun all day, but still lives in pain and then, after that,just go anyway. That's the end, so you could all agree that yeah, maybe we a has not been stuff. I knowhow you feel about this man. I can. This could be a fun challenge for us just for a bit offuture work on the PODCAST. We keep trying to develop different story, ideas ormusical ideas or whatever for count logue like we can kind of keep shippingaway at it a yeah and then maybe in a...

...few months, we'll have like a reallyflashed out story and character of count. Laguna man, that is great, that is great, sowell, May I think we've ended on an absolute banger there yeah! No, I think,can't love you, but yeah man. Thank you. So much thanksfor his fun capture now go you can t join your group, you can I put a bit of stuff in thererecently my my hellos in lockdoor. We talkedabout Jack that you put the great ending on e, where Cato girlfriend leaves me thatwent real good. So thank you for that. The types of cats I think you just putin as well yes yeah, yes, so yeah keep keep letting us know what ideasthat you think. You know that we've covered in the past that we should makeand thank you so much and give us a review on I tunes yeah. Please do that. That would reallyhelp us out. Yeah. Also send us photos of you knowyour favorite type of send yeah and we'll write it well rate the end.However, I must admit if you're too, attach to send don't send it to Jack because he'squite critical yeah. I take it personally. I'm like the I've been described as the Simon Cowlof San Sand Review, yeah man. We got a go to do somethingthat Ye Yahte sand critic. That's a good! I do a documentary on the sand,the world's tougher, seeing critic or like if it's not a documentary, it'slike just the a reality game show like you know like Australs, got talent orsomething, but it's yeah as far as you just got to bring the best sand you canfind, and these different celebrity judges just give you a shit about howbad your sand is. Yeah, that's great, and then it's like thisisn't the Susan boil of sand who just brings it sand. That looks exactly thesame as the other ones, but this time everyone just starts crying and get astanding ovation. Ahis saying it just did it was just no. It was just ahidden sand. It's whole life. No one knew how beautiful it could be a eaight. That's great! Everyone keepstalking about how the sand had never had. Six like it's virgin sand,ascended not had sex with anybody. No person had had sex with this sand.It s all life yea that one of the arts. What I y? U H, how many perverts arewandering the beaches? You think every bit of sand, but a bed sex with aperson by this point. Yeah, that's great! All right, Bro I'lltalk to you soon, yeah man great to see it and yeah thanks for listening soyeah. I.

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