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Chicken Tonight

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Every week comedians Jack Druce and Nick Capper catch up to exchange creative ideas and each other's soul(just kidding).  Jack is in Gerringong and Nick is Melbourne. This week they talk about journeying to the centre of the earth and Nick presents a sitcom idea to Jack about the devil. They also create a great sketch idea for the cooking product "Chicken Tonight". Join the facebook group here https://www.facebook.com/groups/973969866354562/ You can find Jack Druce at https://www.jackdruce.com/ You can find Nick Capper at http://www.nickcapper.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I, the podcast fans, do you lovefriendship, but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it'stime for fun, Tattas, that's right: Fun, CATOPS, Oh yeah! Fun! All right wererecording. It's going, it's good to be recording it's good to be back in therecording seat. I haven't seen him for a week. Yeah. Is God good to see himMaman Jack Druce, the man with the plan? If you had a plan, what plan would thatbe? Well, we were just talking aboutdigging to the center of the Earth Horican. I would be a good plan at themoment. Oh Man, that would I tabe yeah to be a well hell where people like youdigging your own grave. There, Jack and I'd be like not give him a little wink,and then you know a few months later now I got a big hot hole. Yeah now who's laughing. I don't know if I would be laughingsome your whole, not even that deep, it's cold to be honest, mind big andhot yeah. You Open a restaurant called Jack's,big hot hole and people will just go there and thelike. Do they serve food and you like? No, let's get this sulphuric aroma sure written a raw stake at the moment,but once I crack the the oats crust- Oh boy, that's a but o! Take your onlyfock yeah yeah! You take your own food. Make somedecisions about your life. You'll leave! To be honest. It's the best restaurantI've ever been to Rickon. I would go to a restaurant that was called even if Iwas pretty sure it was a came. I would go to a restaurant called magma. WellYeah. There was just a big hole that they said. I was maybe connected to avolcano and yeah. I, whatever food, you want chuck it in the in the whole,comes out later, yeah he'll be fine, had wat a chef's table episode aboutthat Magma Good Molten Rock! No thank you would not go to that restaurant,absolutely, not that that would be the worst restaurant ever becauseeverything's cold, it's all hard. It's missing the excitement of Magma Yeah, even even volcanic rock, would beno good because it's like it was maybe I'm trying to remember highschool science, a he and a lot of Alcando at some point. The now did cool.I don't know anything in lava world anymore. I reckon lava, would be arestaurant called lava too exciting, yeah too close to the edge too much risk yeah. That love isgetting everywhere. Yeah burn up you, your son, no thanks! No Way! No! No! Thank you lava yeah anI take my best gal out on a Saturday night. Without get place scorched off.You Love Sang Best Gal, it's Rit Yeah. I O favorit, just it's so funny to mebecause it's it's like the sweetest term. It's like such a beach boys kindof like old timy like a real sweet way to address someone, but it's also likethe most disrespectful term. You could possibly use yes, it's like impliedwithin that is you have numerous other gals that are no good. You got some real stinkers as wellyou're the best, but if you guy said that you no likebest Gar, what do you mean about about that? You've sexa son of a bitch, andhe goes no? No, no. I am actually in a polyamorous relationship with threejavelin competitors and she's the best at javelin everything's above board. Wehave a roster Jesus, the best at Javelin and I sometimes they'recompetitive and then you're like. Oh okay, you won me over. He goes she'salso the best route and you're like na Ho Bes Gal man, you've ruined it. Come ondude. I wanted to like you, yeah, a...

...friends who were all competitive.Javelin athletes, that's cool its hell. You blown it. Yes, man! That is, I don't know you reckon. If you wentout with three women who played competitive javelin, there would be some relationship thingsthere other than a normal relationship like there would be some underlyingtensions, one who was the best javelins yeah. If one of them may be made anOlympic team and the other two didn't. Oh, that would be a rough rough nightof the house. That would be that would be be a rough night in the household yeah.You Re, organizing, one of them like figuring out flights to Tokyo and theother two are just like. We can go to Japan as well. If you want,can go skiing, all sorts of stuff to do in Japan, you trying to down play it.You know you're, like Oh flies to Tokyo. Well, yeah, not just yet we'll see,you'll see if I have to go and what ever work on yeah- I don't know. Idon't know if I can support you in your dream and and it's a huge achievementand she's like yeah. It's probably the biggest achievement you could ever doin javelin is like yeah. Well, everyone's got their own things thatthey're good at. I guess you know Susan, I mean sure your mainthing is javelin absolutely, but you're also, you know a good listener. Sothat's you should be proud of that at the Olympic Games. Selectioncommunity doesn't doesn't factor that into the thing. So you know I'll be down on yourself. He just narrowly miss a javelin goingover his shoulder as ye. It's like any time it does anythingwrong in the relationship he's always like. He feels very safe when he's intheir presence. But whenever he's like sixty meters away, he's very very edgyhe's like this, I'm right in the danger zone here this is where they get me an. I was in an open field, he's likelooking around and that's a that's, that's a great Sitcom Erican.We should do yeah, oh, that would do calcombe polyamoris javelin dude. I don't know polit Poly Javers Po. What's a good name forthis, not that polly j, Abris her life by the pole or something differentpoles different souls. Oh what if he is a poled answer andhe's dating three Professional Devlin athletes, different poles different so and you got like a real kind of likeNines Sitcom opening theme where he's spinning on the pole, and then it cutsto them just like chucking these huge pears down the field he likes being onthe pools, Arlie, throwing the Poles that's when they get together withtheir ohs. It's so po suppose different souls different Poles forsome reason: There's a devil that lives. Next door, he always rings a bell like think Dong,who's that damn it it super. It gets like a big crime style, randomAflor, any time he butes himself. The crowds are like who is wearing a cape, a man that's great this it is. It isalways funny that the Nice Devil Yeah. You know in any movie. Wheneverthere's a nice devil, they never really make the the devilout to be bad, he's kind of always a regal gentleman with plenty of classyeah he's. I think the whole idea of the devil is that...

...he's meant to seduce you right. Likeyou, you know how you don't want to is always tricking you into eating eatingthe forbidden, apple and stuff, like that, it's like the is meant to beappealing. I think it's like a test of your faith to be like yeah, thanksdevil, because you want to be cool, you want to be cool, you want to be likedevil and Drink Scotch. You know, Tuckin boy, you can be Dagg, you likeJesus and just hang out in thongs and a cloak yeah, also white. Why doesn'tlook good on anybody? Jesus Yeah? What's the apparently the devil is, I can't remember. I heard this, buthe's not actually in the Bible very much someone compared him to Babee,like you know how everyone talks about Bobai and stars, but he's only in liketwo scenes or something in the original one yeah yeah. I know I did I didn'tknow yet the new show the Mandalari or whatever I was like yeah. My my flatmates werewatching it, and I was just looking every now and then- and I was like Oh,this is quite A. I never knew this character meant so much am I just not abig star wars fan or of they really harvested this one guy that appeared a couple of times and like oh you'd, makea good action figure we could reproduce over and over again yeah I mean not notto ruin the podcast, but it's a different guy. It's a whole whole raceof whole race of warriors who were the same type of armor. It's like a wholesociety, so you know Dude, that's! I think that's the real answer funny, but you know you got all rightman, but you got a level you got a this is this? Is this? Is your first fightever you can't you can't let these sort of things slide. I hate it. When youtalk down to me, like I really hate it. I saw my mom saw that show it's weirdlike because she really liked it, but there's is wooly going hang out, wit,your parents, and it's like hanging out with like hanging out with twitter twomonths ago, like the things they've noticed like e mom, is just obsessedwith baby yode. Just like have you seen this baby Yota? This is like now. I,like yeah I've Seen Baby Yona, see. I haven't even seen the show, but I'veseen like erotic short stories. Crazy people online of have written aboutbaby yod people are drawing fan, are like non stop yeah. It's like there area million freaks talking about how they're in love with baby yode I'm. Ontop of this, I remember John Fabra talked about how Donald Glover told himto keep baby Yo da secret. It was like keep keep baby oder asecret, don't you know, make sure it's shown within the show,don't don't say anything about it before the shows released and that'swhat made it a big hit. But I was like no fuck you man, you could have made somuch money out of a toy deal. Yeah Baby Yota went out quick. If there was word of baby Oda Jesus, Yes, be people would beappointed that there was like other stuff in the show if they were Teasin,baby yoder and then the show started, and it was about- Imean I haven't seen it in, but I'm guessing it's not all baby yode. The whole time is a fairthere's, a lot of baby odor in it. But I I was like someone summed it up good. Iwas like what's missing from the show and they're like someone said thiswould be. This is just a pretty ordinary show andit's got star wars, references in it like yeah, and I was like- Oh yeah, that's that'sexactly it. This this show is not good. It's it's the same thing over and overagain just a well! It's IT's good! If you know I'm not going to bring anybodydown it like, but Basil was a waste of my time, Warrior who's up again,something different. Each time who gives a fuck. In my opinion, there's no devil. There's NO POLYAENyeah yeah! It is really specific idea. What makes a good TV show yeah yeah, Iree man banging three different elite...

...athletes, competitive, but with heartsof gold, while the Prince of darkness lives next door, it's a simple formula:it's not hard! I'm trying to! I think it was. I was trying to explain to mygirlfriend like well. She I didn't need to explain to it because she liked itas well as we're watching the watchman, which has been my favorite show inabout five years. Yeah- and I said, oh it's, so it's so good aswell, because there's that scene where she pulls out the Big Blue Dildo andit's meant to replace you- know the Dor Manhattan. Isn't thatgreat? What a great little touch in the show- and I think she looked at me like awhat goes through your fucking head- what makes a great series a woman pulls her a Dildo out of a big blue man that isthe world's greatest human. It was like it was a great touch. I thought it washilarious and then I listened to the podcast.That's about the watchman, also like man. I hope they talk about the BigBlue Dil do did and when they did, I nearly jumped out of my seat. I wasdriving. I was like a Oh man. I wish you would like the new, like David Stretton, at the movies guy, just going through every movie. I yeahit was good. They ad a crazy, a real night mare del. Do in this one I'm Ilive, I'm yelling at Margaret Pomerais justgoing the big blue deal, though God that was good. I ever even seen therest of the series I posed it ever. We went to the beginning of that. Episodewanted to see it again. I paused screamed for an hour, then keptwatching a cricket bat to my girlfriend that Iwas like they go on you to crack me in the face with this and then maybe it'llreset my memory. So I could watch this fresh again. Yeh. Do you think man, because you knowwe're an isolation of the on whatever who cares and you're? You think that we've got all these newshows. You got to watch our shows that you just want to catch up on or TVshows you always want to see, but really I just want to see what I'veseen before ever since I've been in lock down. Ijust want to wat series one a true detective series, one of Fago and watchman. That's a that's all I want to watch. I don't want to watch anythingelse. I've watched them yeah I've been watching my way through thirty rock,it's so good, and it's one of those things where I guess. If, in a normaltime you have a quite a limited window of time you willing to dedicate towatching stuff, then it's like yeah. I make sense. You want to watch new stuff,but if you got more time it's like when Else Imo, gonna Re Watch, sturdy rockor something like that, like it's, so good, yeah man yeah, you told me that,and it kind of got gave me a little buzz. I was like yeah I can do you know. Is this a testament tothirty rock man? You know some things are that good? I remember I watchedabout ten thirty rock episodes in a row, but I can't remember where I was orwhat I was doing yeah. I can't usually when I watch a TV show. I remember whatpoint in my life I was asked when I was watching that TV show, the thirty rock I I can't remember. I don't know ifthat's a testament to its quality or just to your memory of your life. Whatthat means, but maybe the show is that good that I didn't. I didn't know like your your brain, just kind of went all right,we're shutting down everything else. We don't have to know who we are or wherewe are just yeah hour on to thirty rock yeah yeah. I M full power for thereyou're yeah, but that did that gave me alittle buzz when you said Oh yeah, I mean there was there's also an this. Iwonder how we could get it. I remember...

I stayed at Mike Goldstein a good goodfriend of ours, his place and he had on foxtail. He had Detroit Es, which isthat in Robinson's Sitcom yeah that he did. I want to watch that that's one of theone things because I remember was three or four episodes and fucking laughed myass off, that's great yeah. I haven't, I think Iheard you mention that and I don't think I've even heard of it other than that so yeahsounds cool yeah Mike Mike's, like an old man, because he's a sports fan orwhatever and loves Tennessee is one of the only pole with Fox health. So that was weird. When I was housesitting I was like was like a living in the. I don't know the naught es again.You know what I mean just scrolling down or what's on TV One, I yeh cool arerun happy days, then Rue Paul cool. When I first moved back in my parentsfor this Lockdoor, my dad was watching the the MONICO granprefrom one thousand nine hundred and ninety five, the F one, and it was likea real. It really put the fear into me aboutwhat the next few months was going to be like it's just a real like okay,where at this is day one o already watchit like for our sporting events, that I don'tlike from like twenty five years ago. This is going to be tough. He Dad's,like he's watching a sporting event going, oh yeah. I know what happened toyou. What's this real life event happen toget in a way in a way, that's better than amovie. Well, it's like, I is all improval yeah. I mean it's easy to like Make Fun of mydad for that, but it's like I've done the same with some like UF fights andstuff, where it's like I've. Never, I haven't seen the fight before, but I doknow the result. So it's it's that thing where, if you're watching a fightlive, it's like. Ah, I wonder: What's going to happen, I wonder which one ofthese guys is the best at fighting where, when you know the result, it'skind of just like I just want to watch this guy get hurt. That's that's allI'm doing now, yeah. I do the same being with some great yuture clips, where DianaRice calls Michael Jackson up on stage and they sing together. Yeah. That's that's amazing, like UN andunplanned yeah I'll kind. I guess it's. HeMichael Jackson, watching her and she's, like Oh call him up from the audienceand Nice Hing together. That's great, have you seen a nit and then God yeah? I think I know what you're goingto say and it's one of my favorites of alltime when James Brown calls Michael Jackson and print o yeah is, but it isfucking yeah it's crazy, but is that the one where I can't remember if it'sthe same one or not, but when Prince tries to swing off the stage using someof the set? That's built up there and it's not attached to anything and hejust crashes into the crowd. Yeah Man Yeah. It's crazy yeah. I I'vewatched a clip so many times, and then you told me, but I guess it's true, because you toldme and you're pretty you're a pretty factual guy you're, not a room is men,you know what I mean and you told me that Michael Jackson used to watch itbefore he went to bed at night well and laugh. I don't remembertelling you that which cause my own, what you tellmemory in the question, but yeah yeah. Maybe it wasn't you I'm pretty sure.You told me, though, that Michael Jackson used to watch that cliff at night before he went to bed and hewould just laugh out loudly, but such a strange image, just him castsuch a weird thing, because it is a pretty funny clipbecause I I...

...watched that clip heaps of times, butthe only one I could find the other night on you tube was one of those oneswhere someone subtitled it and they keep writing the description. They'relike this is James Brown's concert. It was the greatest concert, thensomething crazy happens and then Michael Jackson get them stage, andthen it said in the clip that Michael Jack Prince wasn't getting anylove the people weren't clapping along with him, so he just got angry andthat's why I jumped on the pole. So yeah, I don't know, I don't knowwhat the but even before Michael Jackson or prince, gets there. It'sjust madness. It's just like James Brown he's been just going, yeah comeon, yeah yeah come on and they just playing. The biggest breaks like thebrakes was so huge, a yeah just in between the songs like come up, yeah just seven people, just all playing andjust jazzing it. You know w a t me yeah. We don't know when we're going to getin Oh song next, but this keep playing. You know I feel like there was a reallike just there's, just a real time ofmadness where it was just so not only was everyone on cocaine, but it was sounderstood that everyone was on cocaine, that it was just like the crowd werelike Yep. What are we going to do this? For four hours cool I mean like yeahred, I read George Carlin's autobiography and he talks about likehe would do so much cocaine before gigs that his his jaw would lock up and hecouldn't talk, but he said that the crowd it was like this real HippiRevolution, where it was like this new ear of entertainment and the crowd werelike so so cool with it that they were just sit and wait for his jaw to workagain. It would be as like, twenty minutes or sometimes so they just sitpatiently and then he'd be like okay, good news. I can talk again, I'm not nojust do the rest of US set man. That's that's! You know. That'swhen you know things are too good, yeah! That's when he gets sloppy. I mean probably Carlin never got sloppy,but you never know that's funny. He taking the piece there. Youknow what you listen back to your set after stand up and you're like allright. What could I change about this one? Maybe that was a bit slow or gotto rework this one or you know you give yourself a little pointers and stufflike he's back in his hotel room, listening back to the twenty minutes ofsilence where he couldn't talk, because he was too coked out he's like m. Whatcan I? How can you fix this? One? George may me: What can I swamp around? Maybe a writing style, isn't what itused to be. He got to throw some characters inthere somewhere. Maybe if I did more drugs to loosen up the jaw, a anny joy, looseners, Berry yeah, I think that's a that's a coolthing. Man to think about is like because what was it Steve Martinsaid that many people would come and see him. They had to wear a white suit,so they could see him like is like twenty thousand people orsomething yeah. I don't know how many people like five thousand or somethingand you're like that's too many people to see, stand up. That's you know w.What are you seeing then yeah, and that was before TV screens and stuff, because I thinkif you see someone at like Madison Square Garden now, which would stillsuck ye stand up but like if you see these shows it's like there. You know Ilive projected up on all the screens and everything, so they can at leastgive the illusion of it being sort of intimate. You know they can still belike wearing a t, shirt and leaning on the Mike and like hey how you doing,but when it's just you and that many people yeah s were in the white suit isdancing, he should have worn like one of those. You know you see street performerswhere they've got those long planks of wood going out of their arms andshoulders and legs, and then it's like there's like puppets of like five otherguys going along with them and they dance around. That's like five of them.You should have to perform with one of...

...those. If you just stand up for morethan two thousand people, I think just so, they can't really see. What's goingon yeah, it's a real interactiveexperience, one of the puppets snapped off and I fell on a family, but it wasother than that. It was really good. Is a real live experience. Assassinstried to get him, but they just blasted all four puppets and then him obviously as well, but Igot the puppets first, yeah yeah. It was it's a crazy thing. You kind of know like I was afan of the food fighters when they bought out their first two albums, butI was quite young then, but more people were more impressive. Dave gorl playedall the instruments himself. Yeah like the the music was good, but then whatadded to it was there, like man, plan all instruments himself, like everysecond person, would always say that soon as they bought the food fightersalbums, but then slowly it evolved into justlike a band that everybody loves or one of the world's bigs bands. Now andthat's fine, that's I'm cool with that, but you can kind of tell a musictaction of when you talk into a mate from the country, or I don't know likea tradesman made or something like that, if someone's into the food fighters-and you go, how was a constant, they go man he played for three and a halfhours and he was like that's too long. It's so funny when people are impressedby like the wrong factor of something yeah. It's like the work. The worstmusician on earth could play for three and a half hours like it's, not that itdoesn't matter at all how long they perform for like it's like. There was athere's. This real dog shit pup near my house and for a while. I just had thislike this big sign advertising their meals and it was like Melbourne'sbiggest pie. It's like yeah yeah. I don't care like. Is it good that I Iwant a good pie? Is the food fighters good like give me some good, I meanthat that's exactly what I was about to say. You know when you go to an SL: Allthe meals are so yeah. Yet no one finishes it. It's just for simplepeople who go well, it's big. They give you the big meal. I don't finish it,but still it's big feel like a king wasting my money, yeah yeah, it's so big! It's I, Oh God, David Man.I was thinking of this. I was trying to think of like a comedy sketch yeahright and it's pretty dumb. It's pretty dumb, but something I was thinking ofis you know the the commercial for chicken tonight I don't mean I feel like it's got asong. That goes, I feel like chicken tonight like chicken to night chickento night yeah yeah. I was thinking. Maybe there's asketch where the people are singing chicken tonight forthe AD, like they're in the recording studio and they sing it and they're like allright. That was good. Now, let's do it again and then one guy is like, ah likethey nail it, but right towards the Ende. I feel like chicken tonight andone goes like. I want to make love to that chicken to night I chicken dinnerand the like, hang on what we awe saying, there's like hot nothing on theand then they start seeing it again he's like they nail it and right, andhe goes. I really want to fuck dat chicken tonight and I thought they could sit him down.Have a real huge conversation with him gone man. Are you taking this seriouslyand he's like yeah? I really want to do this. I love chicken tonight and I justwanted to make it good and I just want to take it in the next level and they're like well, we're not goingto need you any more and then he walks...

...home chose about five minutes of beenwalking home. I on the cram on the train, and then he gets back to his flat closedthe door, and then he had sex with Jo. What do you think of this? Well, howlong, how long o the inteet of the chicken for that's what I want to know? I I don't want to make it too. I don'twant to make it dirty. You know graphic tasteful, what the in like a film thewise I want to. I want to yeah, I taste ful chicken, chicken, six chicken six comedy skit, like thesucceeded top gun, where it's like all the behind blue sheets, with light andstuff yeah, exactly exactly the chickens likeyou got to figure out a way to show the chickens really into it as well, like areal close up on the chicken yeah yeah, there's no Boca or any funnystuff like that, it's a serious chicken who wants Avso.You don't want to cheapen this with a bokay. This is this. Is this is straight down line?You know what you, what are you thinking there? What do you thoughts?Maybe so you have the sacse and then maybe it's like them afterwards in thecase that this is going for a long yeah. I want to add to the s. It was perfect.Obviously, but I wanted to see you work and then I thought this was too long,but now I'm thinking- maybe it's short. So now it's like shot sort of fromabove looking down on the beds and he's just there like shirtless smoking, acigarette. It is chicken sort of cuddled up on his arm and he's, like Idon't know Babe I did the audition and God. I know we need the money, but Idid it my way. You know no regrets. I I'm com from the chickens like yeah favor. I knowthat's important to you, but I'm just thinking I you know, I just got thatpower bill and you know there's no shame in playing the game. You got toremember that you know you you'll get your own dreams. You know you're,making great progress with your own music. There's! No shame in you knowplaying the game a little bit. You goes a yeah, that's a good pointthanks for talking some sense, an to me I'll think about this tomorrow and thenmaybe it's the next days back at the agency and he's wears a suit andapologizes he's. Like t I know I maybe made amistake on that one, but I love working with you. I love yourproduct and, if you have any work in the future, I'd love to be involvedagain. You know that kind of what, if he he kills it. You see himthe next day, singing chicken deny with everybody singing chicken an night. Hekills it. They got great work, Barry It's good to see pulled a head in andyou were the best that you were the best we're going to get you we're goingto make you big and he's like. Oh thank you so much. This is so great, and thenhe walks in to the change rooms, takes his shirt off and just looks at himselfand then punches the mirror and crack it every yeah, it's just a fuck it just lookingat his like his shattered reflection with this bloody fist o. What have Ibecome? You stole there. You Solo Idiot and he's trying to submit his demo tapeto his to the to the record, loves like this.All about making love tent the rifts are great. The rhymes aregreat. The instrumental is its perfect, but you got to stop talking aboutmaking love to chicken to damn it Charlie. You are a once in a genet,late generation star. Why are all these songs about fucking chickens? It was anext Lika tax, but every single one of...

...these tracks, it's about how you eitherwant a fuck, a chicken or you are fucking at chickens, yeah man. So I think that's good legs.We got this down on Pat, I think man. There was because you- and I weretrying to record we've- been trying to go through a lotof podcast ideas and there was that sketch. I reckon that'sNelly in the can I Ikonin you and I get the money that's going to get made yeah.I think that's crats much money. Would it cost? Do you think? Well, we going to run a studio yeah. Weneed some of some actors to sing the song. We need a chicken willing to haveshix with a man, yeah who's, also a good actor for the same, a well to get an animated chicken likefog, Horn, lay corn or something yeah. He Doti man that becomes the Metapor of thesketches you and I trying to look for a chicken that will have six well. Weshould get all these chickens at the end of it, or can it will go for abouthalf an hour and then we'll do the rest of it would be an interview with us,the creators talking o the process and how you got to wait for the mews tograb you for a big project like this. We talk about Len specks for at leasttwenty minutes. You get this part of the story. Youreally needed a twenty meal by forty million. I said to Jack No way you'reGoin to have to go thirty five. We were really inspired by the Italianhorror movies in the s. That was what really gave us the idea, because there was another one man as asketch as been playing about in my head ever since we talked about it because we found out that fish did have fingers for a bit.Oh yeah and I wanted to I thought of a sketch, where evolutionary terms whatyou mean it wasn't just like yeah evolution. Yeah is right. In e January, I should have specified that they didhave fingers for a bit real coved spin off thing happened:Yeah fish given each other high fives, whileeveryone self isolated. I was the thought of it. Yeah becauseyou know like a fish finger, could finish his work, he's walking home. He just wants towhat his whistles stopping at local bar walks into the bar sees a bunch of fishwith fingers, sticking out the bottom of them all drinking bees looks puzzled. The Barman looks at him shakes his head. Then the fish fingerwalks out walks into the bar next door. Zooms out the bar walked in at first was fishedwith fingers bar then the barriers walking into calledfish fingers bar now to me, that's pretty good, but I thought Ithere's got to be something else when he walks into the fish finger bar. That's got to happen well because we talked about this. When wewere, we were messing around with that idea of learning science, facts for apodcast yea, and that would have been like maybe three weeks ago anymore, and I'm I still don't I'm so impressedyou remember that it stuck in your brain that lot. I feel like that's oneof those ideas that you just come up with on a whim and for that to juststay locked in is very impressive. I still don't help me out here. So what there's thefirst one is called fish with fingers. Bah Yeh witing is far. It is and then the second one is called fishfinger. Bar Fish Fingers Bar yes, and...

...do they sell like the food fish fingers? No, no! It's a bar four fish fingers todrink at and also so our fratage St is himself afish finger. Yes, exactly yes, yeah! Yes, sorry. I forgot to say that howprotagonist is a fish finger so like the the popular food fish finger or like as, a the digit of a hand that belongs to a fish? No, no, no, the popular food, the fishfinger. Okay, so I don't know how I would convey that he is a fish finger.Yeah, maybe maybe that's that is probably the thejoke is that he is like a square bron kind of looking guy yeah walks into thefish finger fish FIS with fish with fingers bar. Then you realize, becauseI was going to draw a comic of this. What about this as an ending all right?So he goes into the the fish with fingers far and has a lengthy exchangeabout his his mishap. That is, he thought thiswas. He thought he'd be welcome here, but in fact it's a bar for fish withfingers and not living fish fingers, and then he goes into the other bar the fish fish fingers bar and then hewalks in there and it's full of other fish fingers and then the first onestands up and goes you had a lot of nerve coming here palafter you slept with my wife and then glasses him or something do you know what I just thought of man? He goes. The fish finger tells him about. Thedilemma tells the bombs. I just went next door to the fish with fingers barand lucky. I am in this gay fish fingers bar he's like no. Thisis a straight bar for fish fingers and he goes no. He goes straight only to be honest,yeah. To be honest, you have the. I don't know how you dothis in a comic, but you get the the curve, your enthusiasm, music, likeit's, this common mis happenit like Puputan in so anyway, that's good man. I reckonyeah yeah. I think we got to two very slickprofessional sketches there, hmm yeah, I thought of a I thought of asketch at the the worst possible time this morning. You know when you justlike terrible thought pops into your head,and it's just like it. How terrible it is just makes you laugh because youlike. Why does my brain work like this? Where Yeah I was? I was watching thenews I mean this is really dark. I was watching the news with my parents thismorning and there was some story about somewhere inEurope where they were talking about. The amount of coffins they've had toproduce and they've made like these, like sort of flat pack easy to assemblecoffins and for some reason I started thinking about. If just like an Ozy bloke who wanted toget ahead. He when this all started, he thought he'd, you don't like out smite the otherinvestors and he would just buy like hundreds and hundreds of coffins andfill his house with them and he's like pretty soon he's going to be an highdemand and I'll sell him off for a pretty penny. And then you know theAstran government sort of handled it all pretty well, and there hasn't beenthat many debts, and now his house is just completely full of coffins and hestarted trying to like started trying to cover his losses by chargingadmission and calling it coffin world. It was just like a tame park where youcould bring. Your kids to you, know,...

...walk around and see a bunch of coffins,and I was thinking of that during the newsand it was like the dumbest thing and it just made me laugh just really hardto myself. I was like, but it's like the in real time. Whathappened was I'm sitting with my parents? They say like eighty thousandflat pack coffins have been flown into Europe and then the second goes by andI go just to this huge laugh at the mosthorrible thing ever this looking at me, like I'm, just fullyderanged. You probably thought of this alreadybet. He opens coffin world, but people think you just go there to cough yeahand just gets terrible ratings. They're like this is the worst thing you couldever open in this time. My family, my family, were there for agood day of coughing and we all got sick and it was terrible cat people in a furious coughing world.At this time, once in a lifetime pandemic, you've opened the coughingworld. Another person with her there like we went to see the beautifulcoffins so many such a great collection. Yet we were coughed on the entire time. We will not be going back to coffinworld any time soon. The only way you catch me there if Iwas dead and then has like a Haha in the Nig,it's got like one reply from some old woman who doesn't know how to use theInternet and he's like very funny, yeah, very funny, Smiley face. Then space barthan question Mark Yeah. That is good ad coffin. Will these damn flat back flat pack, coffinsand driven me out of town you know is always in those movies werenot that this is a. This is a movie I just made up and there's a guy there's a guy who makes coffins the oldway and then there's the new young, hip dude, who wears a tie. All the time waslike gay. You got to bring these new coffins their flat pack so easy to makehis like, but where's the heart in the coffins. Then they go against eachother and realize that people after all, dis want a nice well made coffin withthe heart put into it. Yeah. It's like some listen at the end, yeah. What's one of those movies orit's like the the new tech against the old, the old wisdom? It's like, I don't know wally or or what is it? What is it a skyful, Oh yeah? What if it's janes bond builds coffins near? He has to build coffins for all thepeople he killed. It's a new. Like am I five initiative to like Licito getyour hammer out. You're got to build a coffin for everyone. They went a yeah.They want to von Sins, a bad message about violence because he kills so manypeople. So just is like a new film ethics thing where the as to build a coffin for everyoneand they they know it will interrupt the action if he kills someone and thenmakes a coffin. So they just have to open the movie with like three hours ofuninterrupted coffin building yeah's what his coffin business goesbroke or something or he gets shipped to a new, the new coffin buildingdivision of Mi, six and a walks in there. It's nine in the morning makeshimself a Martini is wearing like a business suit, like he's not evenwearing like a rights or whatever as uniform yea, and then he sleeps withthe secretary and they're like bond you got to you can't do things the all way feel like he should Mary. He like bangssome woman, and then she gets crushed...

...by a falling pile of pauly, pullystructured coffins, and then it gives him some. You knowlike an internal motivation to spend the three hours making confidence thethe right way. Ah, the right way here, but he still puts a touch ofdistinguishment in it. You know he's like they like bond you've done itagain. Thanks for adapting our ways, you guys, I tell you what we could alluse, a Martini right now and then a yeah, and then he sleeps with the kindof older boss, Lady, Oh yeah, that that hat that he kind of knew would be achallenge for him. Body had to get around that challenge to be with her,but he at first he just went with the younger kind of woman. He couldconvince you know. The last scene is the two of them getting in like acoffin together, and it's like I put extra padding in this one and then a isa wink to the camera and then closes the Lid James Bron coffin builder man not as tight as our other ones, but Ithink no, no. I think it's got a takes once we get momentum going with thechicken tonight one then we Kinda, you know ride the wave with this one. Oh Man, that's great well brother. Ireckon before we lose momentum, we seal it off there. What do you think? I'mhappy with that? A well that was a fun catchup, a very fun catcher. We forgotto say that at the start. I I love that title now. I think yeah I suggested itand I was like it's just fun to just do the stupidesttitle ever and now I ve had a bit of time to think about it. I'm like no funcatch on catchups. That's all I want to podcast. I want to do some art worktomorrow, so yeah I'll send it to you o great this thing going yeah a great meLo, go get the comic illustration of the fish fingersbar it's going to be great Rogan. Here we come yeah. What's your back back toMarin, what your yeah Maron Rogan well gone for any other podcast is Marin andReagan yeah, just iste older, merias E, nothing in commonwith a cool man or I well thanks for that fun,Catcher e I've, injectors and I'll see you soon.I.

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