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Bush Dracula

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Jack and Nick discuss some very good ideas this week plus we break down aussie humour. What's so funny about the aussie way? Why is it always evergreen territory? Bush Dracula could be hitting your screens soon. Leave us a review on itunes if you get a chance See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know the nightmare wheel, but itdidn't it just just went you know no night man while no not mar will justthe party wheel, really congratulations! Jack. I've been recording you the wholetime the whole time when you said night may Weel, I'm sitting there to appleand they're, going to be angry that you call their little loading thing: Thenightmare wheel, man, I just watched. What's that that big Dacca about how social media is bad and stuff it's a at.I don't want to touch that. Yeah. Well, is gate hell out of me. Let me just sayapple. If you are listening, come at me bring you! You, dogs, really me all!You got! Oh really, yeah, I'm declaring myself an enemy of Apple. Google facebook twitter, snap chat linked in my Gov, the Australian government website that manages sensan stuff. YouTube, not the government, just the website.Any website come at me. No more website you're, okay with the government, yeahgovernment. I love and respect the government email with my gove. If my, if my familywants to email me, they can fuck right off right. I'm done with it, you want to get to me talk in person orforget about it. We should actually do a podcast by acarrier, pigeon and or smoke signal. Yeah hot, be real good. I don't knowhow to work. I don't know how to sound. A limit element will work. May We getsome? I don't know some kind of Administri person to read out the wordsthat we send to each other yeah. I know there are a live podcast but they're,just like they're, following on from a format that people have heard fromlistening on, iten or Spiti or whatever like. Is there a gap in the market forjust a podcast? That's not you know we're not we're not tied tothese silicon valley dogs. Any more! It's just like us talking, but you gotto be there. You got to be their life. I thought it's not recorded in anycapacity. I think it's kind of it's been done in a comedy yeah in a lot ofways, yeah in almost every conceivable way, you'reright, yeah, yeah and, I think t yeah. It's morerehearsed talking or some some ways. It's not rehearsed good and bad good and bad yeah. I livein the moment. No Man Yeah, I don't know yeah we've got to get around this.Somehow I mean that's not a bad sketchin itself. Thefirst carry a pigeon podcast and it's just an advertisement for thecarrier, page pigeon podcast and it's just got one shot of a dude receiving aGary Pigeon undoes. The message- and it just says: Good Rif yeah, like it's just like us code, pigeon for tenpercent off square space and he's like interesting, very interesting. It's always good something that they're,like Yeah Batman begins, was actually thebest of the series Yerea Real, nothing take yeah like I like the simpsons, but the newepisodes, not as good. It's like. Oh, my God. His pigeon flew across the sea to bringme that man, that's good, carry a pigeonpodcast, I'm going to write that one down, because you could have the bigbuild up. I always use this technique of the men tying the message around thepigeon's leg, yeah sending it away, and it just says that like and then what would the credit come upthen like introducing a new carrier, pigeon podcast, yeah man? What I haven't had many ideasthis this this time. I've been a bit. I've been alittle bit slack ere been a little bit busy, yeah, fucking, lock down, and so weird manyour days, get taken up just by bullshit and you don't actually get. Ithink the only way to really write things is to do lock down lock down.Yes, where you lock yourself in a big, safe yeah just with one small airventilator, and that's it yeah, no contact with the outside world, nothing,I feel like it, has kind of ruined my...

...romantic image of being a writer like,I always think like. I have my child get done. If I just locked myself in acabin somewhere, and there was no ye didn't have to do anything else, andthen it's like I've had pretty much exactly that and it's like I don't knowdoing. Sometimes I do a little bit of stuff, not really that yeah. Well, I've had busted up my back this week. I canhaven't been able to really do much. I'm kneeling down in front ofmy computer. This time is the only way I can really do it, so I'm not notprotesting. The computer has been my big big joke this week that I've alwaystaken a knee in front of people to protest. You know whatever sandwichsomeone's making or whatever's on TV. The jokes like that, if really kept myspirits up, Wi a lot of a lot of jokes from the boys and the ass really reallyhe what's up yoga man or something like that or yeah, you can a Malin beforethe TV again. Are You Jack Cool? Well, the to be. We don't all like TV thatmuch the t's not going to marry you dude yeah, but I was thinking it would be funny todo because I've been I've been slack on doing the videos I want to do. I wantto get back to putting out a video every week, but I thought well, my backall fucked. I should do one that's like just the most predictable shitty format.It's like Ozzy's versus Americans, or something like that, and I just do adifferent little lines except I'm lying perfectly still on my back on theconcrete for and not moving it all for each one like I don't even movepositions between the thing the Oz says and the thing the American says and Ijust like real monita lying perfectly still and then at the end, it's likethe sketch finishes and then it's me go and I'm really sorry guys I've quitebadly inded. My back- and I know this would be funny here if I was standingup or moving around or something, but it's just the best. I could do me, I'mreally sorry, yeah yeah, that's good yeah. What the difference between and Ozzy charops and an American car re Prate, something like that. Yeah Man, it's good yeah. What that Ozzyversus American thing versus UK or whatever, and it's always a guy whodresses up as a different character. There is a lot of different perspire.You could take on that. Isn't he it's! I think we've talked about this beforeit's so strange. They like how the comedy of like how Ozzy is thatit's just like evergreen, like people, never get bored of it. It's like when Iwas yeah first starting comedy. That was like the hackey thing. Thatcomedians would do and you'd be like. Oh that's, pretty hackey and then and then, when sort of Internet comedystarted. That was the main thing it was like Ozzie's versus whatever, and it'slike right, you're, stressing out and taking everything seriously, I'm justhaving a beer, and then that was like a big joke and then it's like. I wastrying to figure out what Tick Tock was the other day and, like I went throughit and stuff and all the comedy I could find there was like exactly the same,but it was like fifteen year olds doing it. It's like a Zeus. Do this, but inthe UK it's like this. It's like how the fuck is. This joke not evolved inlike thirty years, and it's the same as like Crocodile Dundee is the same jokeas well. So why is this yeah? If there was any other joke that you just holdlike wood for word the same for thirty years, people would be like what thehell is going on. This is insane, but it just it just lasts forever. Ithink we talked about it before, but no one seems to cover the ozzy aspect. Someone wrote it on twitter. I think itwas James Collier. Someone wrote that whenever you see a fucked up cultdocumentary there's always an ozzy up near the top.Like the sign told you one t e the wildwind one yeah, it was another one as well,there's always a fucking strain involved. I think it might. We coverthat aspect. There were always part of some fucked up cold yeah. I think Cambowas trying to do like a sketch or something he's obsessed with that, likeI think you went and tried to find like get all the sniffers of it and stuffbecause yeah it is like every cult document. This is I'm obsessed with howyeah every cult documentary there's always an Australian is like the firstperson who falls for it. Like yeah, it's like an idea that, like you alwayshear about what the premise of the cult is and you're like, surely no humanwould fault for this, and then the next shot is like buddy ell. I was wanderingaround La and this bloke said it. Let me live on a branch if I'd let him fuckmy wife and I gave him all my money, and I said that's too good to be truee.Sign me up here.

Yeah Yeah Man, the and it's always some sport that no onekind of gives a shit about like, like. I don't know like that, one where I hada buddy. What was it the Lancing? What's that sport, where yourunning each other on a horse? Yes, Oh justing, yeah yeah, their strange guywas like a champion of that and then there's like there. I think the worldchampion base jumper is like Australian, just real, always fucked up crazysports that yeah yes, when they but yeah, I don't know, Ithink it's always ever green, because it does make your laugh like just whenyou've given up on it. You'll want em, like the I don't know, these world champion debt,Dakar, Motor Bark Endurance, racer is toby price and you just can't get anymore austrain this than this guy and he's hilarious. You know he's just like yeah, you know I just hold this rattledown and I just don't let go yes, that kind of just gone two hundredkilometers an hour over the biggest dirt jumps and through dirt and ScrubYe ever seen he's like yeah, Nilly Yeah, nearly God I went around a corner.I don't even remember anything really remember my head was my head was heldon by two small bits of pieces of bird of vertebrae and they had to drill thebolt into me and they couldn't use anesthetic yeah. He just like. Oh Man, yeah. It is funnyand Australian Er. Is that guy? You don't know why it is yeah. Absolutely.Is that guy who was like his like a rugby player, but then hewas on the bachelor and everyone hated him or something. I don't remember hisname o the honey bank, the honey banker yeah like before. I was on the bachelorand stuff. I saw a bunch of clips of him like getting interviewed afterrugby matches and stuff and yeah. I felt the same. I was like this isyou're like a weird creature that doesn't exist anywhere else like justthis odd enthusiasm for no reason, but just just the way I spoke and everything Iwas like yeah. This is like this is the up side of those like how was he's thatkind of stuff yeah ye ye ye ye. Oh Yeah, that's funny!Yeah Man, yeah fucking, I remember I saw I followed him on twitter for a bitand he was he was he was taking a dip in one of those icepools like yeah in a glacier or something- and it's I he said like time,be time to get the nuts a bit hard or something like that. Like fucking- andI laughed- I don't know why it's because I just that you can picture himsaying it yeah, the other one I'm obsessed with is likeyou got strands in every cult, but it's also like you want o any documentary about scumbags in the s and there's always the scene where donald trump is their bestfriend like he's spent. The whole night is like befriending, the skess guys,and he just pops up every time like this. It's just it is great man. It's crazy.It's like I don't know like you know. James Bond has that network of villainsor something like that and he's got to get to the top guy,like that's kind of what it is yeah James Bonds like Rami, Malek orwhatever his name is you know in the next one? Sorry, I'm Donald Trump isyou know it's fucking, crazy man. I Reckon Donald Trump will live forever yeah. I think they're going to he'sgoing to get some robot or some kind of Walt Disney style head frozen thinggoing on or something that what busne thing is. Is that true,or is that just an urban miss? Do you think yeah? They did freeze him yeahyeah. I think they froze John Wayne as well. Really cried genially, I thinkcried. Jeni freezing is still going on. I wonder if you could yeah somethinglike that, as like people are getting crignelle frozenover lock down or something like that to avoid Lockham like yeah, I can't doit, I'm just going to get crogen cally frozen for a bit yeah. A great idea onme out just pop me out. I I used to think that that rant inasshole by Dennis leary was really funny when he said Yeah John Wayne's,not dead, he's frozen and when they throw the Duke Up. You know how the youknow how they pissed off the duke is going to be ever taking a cold shower.I multiply that by fifteen million times yeah, that's how pissed off theDuke's going to be- and I was like- Oh man, that's funny,but then I heard that he stole that ran off Louis K, man. I watch demolition man on theweekend and Dennis leary's in that, and...

...he does this crazy as rent he's likesociety's killing us we're down here. We're eating rats, rating food andthey're up the top they're up the top living the life. You know one day W wegoin to do an uprising, we're going to kill everybody and I'm like that's theonly reason they got tennis Leery as this guy just to do that one littlefunny rent. It's like what what was happening in like American comedy inthe Nis, where it's like the only thing people liked was like real coked up forparanoid, like people who are like so so visibly stressed it's like hard towatch them like I want you watch then is Larry stand up specially he's likeshaking and writhing around on the floor and he's like scree he's likeit's like why I did it. I, why did John Lennon die but you'll go on O didn't?Why why it is like punching the ground screaming that he wished you go on.distick? Is your problem dude, it's almost like comedy, didn't really catch up oranything. So people were searching for that new, crazy high or something yeahlike well. I don't like normal stand up. I guess this is it. I guess I betterlaugh at Yeah Yeah. It's like I don't know it's likepeople liked, Nevada and stuff that was kind of like alternative. So like I gotto get into comedy where people just don't make anysense and scream and do a bunch of drugs as well doesn't really matterit's funny or not. I just just my whole jam was the worst thing about DennisLeery was it was fake. It was like I was just putting it on. You know whatI mean at least with Bill Hicks you could the kind of madman was there, Iguess underneath it all yeah I Dennis Leary, you kind of I you know.I remember I heard the asshole song and all that kind of stuff or whatever, andwhen I was young and I used to see him on stuff and I'd, be like Oh that dudesfunny. You know what I mean like that to is. I never saw him screaming aboutyour Co, O Ri. You just go: Oh yeah, that's kind offunny or whatever, but yeah. Never. I was never in to stand up when I wasyoung, but but yeah to figure out that it was thatall this was calculated as fucking crazy and then he's just on some fireand Sitcom drama. Now Yeah right is nuts man following on from our Steve Beshirefascination with him being a fireman. Yeah Dennis leary is playing a firemanin a former series. What, if anotherSeptember eleventh happens and Dennis leary tries to do the samething as Steve Shame and they just ten the fuck off he's. Soyes, so I'm settling to be around. I reallydiscusses the fire fighters are like look.There's a national disasters happening, one of the worst things. I've ever seenAmerica's under attack, and I can handle that. But this, then, is LarryGuy. We got to get him out it a yeah. He guys Steve a shame he just Idon't know he was old school. He just grabbed the hose and that that's kindof what he did. He knew how to work a lot of the instruments and everythingdennose were just ranted an what you expect me unreal, Hoitin, no, no ready! Now, I'mon firing to the whole fire. He got. Damn it there's a fire. I'm working here, I'm Dan his buildingsare on fire. I'm in September eleventh, what's going to do and end up justtoying, Dennis leary to a chair and just leave anything, and it's like it's one of those sort ofthey T. There's new site, still try and sell it as like, a feel good thing, butit's just a bit confusing. It's like inspirational tennis, leary tried tohelp out, but that he was the at the time through chair instead, but still a good effort. I guess heart still in the right place.Technically man crazy great anyway, it worked outfor him yeah. I guess at some point he had chops and all that I guess he wasat some point. It would have been a good stand up yeah. I don't really knowenough about him to shit on them or anything. I just I watch the staying upspecially and it blew my mind how crazy it was yeah. I guess I'm going to look at ourspecials one day and go year. This is yer fuck. This is a terrible. This is absolutely terrible. Yeah Man, I've got I've got one one. Ithink I've talked about this on my on the phone hack, podcast mother phonepop, my other podcast Lese. It I seeing this song and is like called computerized egg yeah is goes.Oh how I love you computerized egg computerized egg computerized egg.Maybe you can help me with my computer rized leg, imputee, leg, computerizedlake and then that a that was it and I...

...was I was thinking of making like afilm clip for it this this week and I thought maybe in endingto it could I could be. I could have the camera set up and I sing I sing itand then, at the end, after a computerized leg, it kind of it showsanother perspective of me filming it like me in front of a camera, tripodyeah and then my flat mate running in, can it being my dad or my flatman andjust stuttered grabbing me and kind of choking me. It's, like. I told you tofill your shit inside something like a like a real behind thescenes, type shit ending to it. Yeah the like withthe footage of my house. They could identify us and figure out where welive. You piece of Shit, we're done for you yeah. I was just trying to think of it's trying to think of an end in to it,but I was also trying to think of because I could sing it, but then havesuper imposed images of me kind of on the side, yeah man. What about thisright? Okay, I think that's a good idea, but I think from a few other thingsyou've talked about as well earlier in the podcast. What, if, as a mission tocombine all this stuff, you made a short egg, album where it was like a eight O, nine songsthat are just see little weed egg songs, because you had a that other one.That's like egg egg! On my window sill or something like that. Yeah there'sanother one like you have just made a little music video for all them, yeah, that's good! So I got to think ofone more egg song. Maybe there's a couple using eggparodies, a egg songs by Nick Caper, your favorite egg songs, an equal, anegg for all seasons or something- and you could do like a Christmas eggsong and then, like, I guess, an Elsie Christmas Egg Song, Osa Ig, O egg you're. The best ask you could do a really serious, sadballad about every every day your the love of your life would put ameg in the river and it would float down stream to you and you'd pick it upand give it a little kiss. But then one day the egg stopped coming down theriver like a real johnny cash style country. Ballad. Then one day the egg stop flowing downthe river o man, that's good, yeah, Johnny Cash,Egg, Ribber Song, yeah, Oh yeah, that's good man! That's thatthe egg album is great, a great yeah. I think, as things that open and up a bit,I could try and come up with just some really fun. Like video clip ideas, I can try and film soman. I I looked on bay today and you can get an entire green screen studiofor eighty dollars. Oh was thinking. Maybe we buy one yeah man for surethinking, and maybe I bar one and just yeah micearound with it a bit. Yeah that'll be awesome. You know something like thatyeah! Well. I got an idea that sort of tiesin a bit to what we're talking about before about all that, like how was histhis and that kind of thing yeah I want to do is it'd, be like a traileror just a scene or something, but it's a it's a new New Crocodile Dundee movie for this time. Crocodile Done de teams,up with an unlikely ally, he's called Bush Dracula and he's avampire who lives in the Bush called Bush Dracula, and then I've justwritten a lot of it'll be just like kind of fun like Austrain country,music. I guess and then little scenes in the in the woods of them scootingaround doing stuff and they're just sort of like best friends, so boystrack. Bush Dracula will be like mate. I've been alive six hundred years andyou might be the best bloke I've ever met and got out on these amy. I LoveYou Bush Dracula and then a different scene. Crocodile Dundas like tell you what can't wait to get back tothe pub and get a cold beer and a steak? What do you think? Bush Tacul and BushDracula is like a beer, sounds good, but I don't knowabout the steak and Crocitat like chat's funny Bush Dracula. You are oneof a kind, then I don't know sun scares them andCrocitat the end des like a bloody, a westral ars, like did somebody sayblood like just like just the endless...

...jokes like that. Basically, and then Ithink the ending is like maybe Bush drack Yulos got a knife orsomething and crocodile Dun degoz at the life. This is a knife and then thesort of a long pause and bushtail is, like I mean like mine- is still a knife. You knowyou having a bigger knife, it doesn't mean that you know words, don't have any meaningany more like this is is definitely a knife. What I have got an crocodile and these, like that'sa good point, mate. Sorry, I have a lot of insecurities about myself and sometimesI lash out a certain control over a situation, but you know I respect youas a friend and I didn't mean to diminish you or your knife. It's, likeGod, no worries Crocodile Dundee. You know, I know if someone with youyou've had a very tough upbringing out in the bush. I know it's hard to openup like that. So I really appreciate it and then crocodile done de goes thanksmate in many ways the toughest crock to wrangle is mental health, then credit throw like a. It is great,it's so good that is yeah. That is perfect yeah. The the only issue you got is it: It's gotto be done so well, or could we find another vehicle to do that exact scriptthrough I was thinking you could get a vampire footage from a movie slope from Drakeor something and then get footage from CrocodileDundee and then mix them together or you couldjust fill the whole thing. I guess I reckon because I think filming stuffoutside will be pretty yeah. It's like it'll, be the first thing to come back,but also it sort of just thetes thing like it's all. The lighting is betterand there's plenty of areas around along the Creek, where you could makeit look sort of like kind of authentic, a strained Bush, because it is, I guess,even though it's a city but yeah. I think you just need a good Akura, a big knife and a vampirecostume, and I reckon you'd be right. Man I reckon yeah. We've got a filmthat one. That is absolutely great if we get the editing right, like somezoomin and stuff in the end, when they're just talking and the music kindof picks up like yeah you're right, you know yeah and now man. I know how to do creditslike key framing in in premier, so you can make somethingsmaller and they make it real, big, real, quick yeah. So, like openingcredits and things like that, man, we yeah, we could make that really coolyeah. I think that'd be fun, be a lot of fun to work all right, let's like towork on, put it on the slate. When we can hang out the stand, I'm trying tothink of anything else, but I think all those jokes are good. I think the we'donly have to think of some shots, yeah kind of story board it and I think somelightning. I think what would make it really work. Is You have the actualscenes of them talking, but you also have little bits where there's nodialogue, but it's just the Crocodile Dundee music and then like jumping outof a tree or like fist, fighting and injure or like throwing a night, butthere's something like just little random bits that I meant to assume tinto the movie somehow, but just like silly little fun action bits, yeah man, it's so good. I thought.Maybe you could say something like like I'll. Have a I'll have a beer andyou guys maybe director goes I'll, have a beer as well he's a type A orsomething like that yeah. I don't know it's something like that: Yeah Ay Hell did someone, say blood,blood, type or type E yeah to so many of those little ill, finacue jokes! You could do that. What about that's a good looking,Sheela Huh, that's my type, my blood type, that is yeah yeah, that's good, and he says he saysnot my type to Crocodile Dundee. But then he says my blood tuck. That islike straight down the barrel of the camera. Like really that's good man, a yeah, that's Great D, be funny if the girl, if they, if wegot one of our friends as a girl and she she's, just leaning against a treelike in the Bush, for no reason at all with a beer yeah just in the before look at that Shiel,like the just leaning on a tree with a...

...beer named yeah. Just neither there's no reason atall like this, where we filmed that that conspiracy thing that you were injust like in the middle of that weird swap just hanging out with a me yeah man, I I recently was Oh yeah, you and I talked about some stuffyesterday, which was great that the the mum we talk about what you that a mum asks, what kind of tattoosto get and you go oh get tomorrow, brothers, tattoos, yes and then she shegoes away and comes back with Mario Brothers Tattoos, but not only MarioBrothers tatters tatters from Maria brothers, the movie. Now I got to get around with Dennis Hopper on my mom's neck,dressed up as good. It's gray, man, that's Great, also, O.I bring that one in port you and I you know we called each other yesterday andred. I thought I this is a stand up, O man I almost in it was like. Should wetalk about that on the part it's kind of like? I don't know if I'll laugh againtalking about the second time and then as soon as you said it I was like Ohyeah, that's funny just be because it's like it's even the beginning of it isso weird. It's like my mom asked me what tattooed again, which is alreadycrazy and then to respond. I don't know I M Mario Brothers that do like just soflippant like just get whatever, but then ye get up actually men to see.If, because something like that would wouldn't work good in stand up becauseI'm always afraid of people won't know the Mario Brothers movie or whatever,like it freaks me out yeah. I don't know why I shouldn't think of thatstuff too much, but it's kind of like a good tool to use. You know yeah, but also did it that'd, be a cool yout, comedyvideo like crazy stories or something like I'm just going to have to look to see.If and then you could go, you know you could tell the story about your momyeah pop love, my mom, or something like that. Yeah, like Tattoo artisttalks about tattoos or something, and he could just go on like a real longrant about it. He's got Dennis. Hopper has gumbar onher neck. She's got a Bob Hoskins and Juggle John Leg Wasama on each bicep. It's got Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins, Oh man, that's great she's got on evenknows Bob Husk. I go like people at least know John Ligas.From the past you know, or or from some other movie. You know aman there is she's got the tag line of the movie. This ain't no game writtenacross her forehead. No one knows what that means. Man. There is some really cool drawingsof Super Mario brothers, like detailedones from the movie that are pretty sick like they, but then there is alsoones not from the movie like just photo realistic, Mario Pictures that peoplehave drawn and they are yeah incredible man. I would so love to get these histattoos, I'm just having to look through it. Just having a look through the likephotos from the movie and stuff, which I guess I saw when I was a kid, but itit really has to feel- I don't know want to turn this into. Just like, Ifeel like every podcast is just shitting on bad movies, so it's likeyeah they're, bad, whatever yeah, but yeah. It really has the energy of like someone has like kind of heard of Marioand then they just made the whole movie like. I feel like just a cursory checkof what Mario is you would have. You would not have made this movie likethis, all it's all dinosaurs and we get lizards and stuff like none of thisshit is in Maria a yeah man yeah. I think I don't know thenineties were kind of like crazy. You know yeah, but but also for some reason they have. For some reason, people are for somereason they had to be rooted in a bit of reality. HMM in some way. You knowthey have to go okay. How do we make this world feasible yeah, and then theyhad to have this whole humans breeding with dinosaurs type story line, and Ithink nowadays you don't you don't need to do any of that, like movies havegone so far backward nowadays, but also like you know, because we're justmaking a lot of shit movies. However, that would be declared a shit movielike you make fast and a furious. So much unreal shit happens, but it's saidin that world yea there's no reality.

It's like they just skip past any typeof real realism to get to the crazy stunts and storyline, and that's whatkind of Maria brother should have done, yeah exactly, but they got to be like now. The Maria brothers are realbrothers in a world where scientists have made it so dinosaurs are also realfor some reason: Yeah and they're fighting crime, or it doesn't matter. Oh Man, it's just great. It's justgreat the older macar crash of Bullshit. Now man do you have any of you have anotheridea, or should we body wrap this up, we'll make it a short one? Maybe Idon't know yeah L, I can. What were you going to? I think youwere going to say one and then I got us going on this. Mario Rif again got akind of interrupted you. You know Mary Maro, Sattra, yeah, okay, well, allright! So sorry, I just had this yeah. I had a stand up thing like just. Ithought I'd get up and just say how boring stand up. Comedies Yeah likelike get im just go, stand a comedy so boring this. It's a lot of the same stuff, a lot of it's like people. You knowripping on like there's a lot of subjects and I used to do them. LetPeople go oh. How daggy are my parents? My parents are daggy knowth. S is what my mom said the otherday and you're like yeah, but, like your parents, are bornin a different time like who cares yeah, it doesn't matter. You like you've got a half finished arts degreeand add you're lucky your parents still talk to you like why? Why are you? Are you betterthan your parents, because you're more advanced with technology? You knowbetter yeah, this isn't a flex yeah, it's funny. It's like yeah, yourbragging, that you know how to scroll on Instar or something withoutmessing it up. It's like yeah, congrats good for you. You spend two hours a day.Looking at people, you don't like photos, good, you win somehow yeah yeah, you win! Somehow that's great man!That's a good line! Yeah Yeah! It's just like, ah you're, a boomer like a a boomer.That's that this is such a boomer thing and like well. You know what you you'rea failure like there's I mean boomers. Aren'tcool, of course, has heaps of Shit, boomer, talk and all that kind of stuff,and I stick enough. A boom is but also yeah like to to do. I don't know.People like boomers boomers are so racist. That's such a boomer thing tobe racist and right wing and you're, like yeah you're, immediately puttingsomeone in a category yeah you're the racist, now e Yeah. I was thinking about like because I gota joke in my show that I was going to do that's kind of like yeah. It's about like old people beingbad with technology and stuff, and I feel like it's like a hecky subject,but I think I sort of put my own spin on it and I like the joke whatever, butI was thinking of doing something like after it, how it's like breaking itdown a bit Weth, it's like yeah, it's like it's like modern comedy is like. If youtalk about, if you make fun of someone for where they were born, it's like youare the most tasteless horrible person. How dare you and then it's like if youmake fun of someone for when they were born? It's like fuck yeah, that is EdgyTrendy Shit. I love that yeah. It is cutting edge, sharp fresh, modern,comedy Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so daggy so day, but I think the older I get man Iembrace daggin's. I love it yeah. I think it's great. I ve. I love. I wastrying to put kind of add this to the stand up. I was writing. I was writingsome stand up about it. Before was the other day man I saw a guy. I wasdelivering groceries. This guy pulls up into his garage he's, got a mini cooperlike fully hotted up and he's blaring rega music out of ityeah. He gets out of the car, he's a full on white guy with huge big dreadthing on the top of his head. Full Ragge, Rasta Bini, just gets out he's holding like twospeakers dressed all like rega style and he'sgot these big reading glasses yeah. I was like you know what this guy fuckingrules yeah, because he does not care at...

...all. What anyone thinks yeah. I go togo at this point like we're peable to go. Oh Yeah White, guys being dressingup as, as you know, Jamaican dudes how Daggie atyou're like yeah, I mean it might be be daggy, butthis dude is far braver than any one. I've ever met and he does not give afuck. He loves REGA and he's going to stick to that yeah. Definitely I saw itgoing the park doing that. What the what's it called like the YoHo Diablo stick things we that be. You got that sort of our glass. Lookingthing and the two sticks in the rope- and it was like it was like it was itwasn't a kid like it would have been like s o s and I think he was wearinglike a a vest. But no shirt and just likereally practicing is, is deablo skills and it was just going at it and it wasjust like it was so interesting because it's like there's no society says that you know you respectpeople who are like brave and pursue their passions, but we kind of don't really like we are.Your passions also have to be cool like if his passion was doing slam, dunks ordoing yeah like I know anything else, people would be l, that's great, thattakes guts, but what he's doing is like takes way more guts, because it's scaryto it's scary, to like you know, tostruggle and to learn and to like try and do something from scratch. But it'seven more scary, if, like no one respects what you're doing anyway like he could have been the best, theAbila Guy on earth- and I don't think anyone in the park even want to talk toit yeah man far out, that is that is sucha great take. That is e!! that's exactly what I want to say,but I feel I think that you should have that kind of last part of it orsomething well that last pint wasn't funny at all. So I can maybe I'll takeit and work on a little something yeah yeah man like that bit it yeah it justtakes far more lobes, that's what I was trying to get around to. I was tryingto find a methodology, but behind why? Why I love these people and why, Ithink they're cool and it's like it's, because society does not thinksomething's cool them is not perceived as cool yet ornot perceived as brave yeah. It is weird like it's also likein in comedy. We we rehearse our stuff or whatever and go on stage, but it probably takes way more guts to.I. Don't know be a clown yeah like you really, everybody doesnot like you from the get go, yeah, definitely or a magician. You gotthe tick tricks are so technical yeah and even with comedy it's like if I gotto talk to a taxi driver or someone someone to the airport or whatever andthey're like Oh, what do you do and I was like I don't like saying, stand upcomedy, but it's fine. You know they'll know, they'll, know what it is at leastan you can have some common ground, even if theyhave different expectations of what stand up is or whatever it's not. Youknow, but even that is a struggle. Like I hate saying Oh yeah, I do stand uplike it's kind of embarrassing and when you're just talking to a stranger andit's like yeah, if you ample, if your time to that by clowning that would berough, just tell t tellin telling strangersyou're a clown. It would be there. Ud Be no good, follow up questions. No,because you have to try and explain like modern cool clowning. You have toexplain like that. You went to the Gillier Academy in France and it'sactually like a legitimate thing and they like yeah yeah, so you got like ayou got like a flower that squirts water in people's eyes when they go tosniff it you're like no. No. I don't do that. I go so you you paint your faceand scare kids at the circus or like no. No, it's very, very nuance: Physical Theater. It'sreally an art form these days, so yeah that'll be a rough conversation. Yeah Man Yeah the I remember once my mate was kissing this girl at a party, and he walked up to me and he goes. Ohman just had the weirdest experience, I'm like what he goes. This girl, I was kissing her and thenshe told me that she shouldn't be doing this, because she's got a boyfriend,who's studying to be a clown in France, and then I just laughed in his facelike yeah like it was wrong to do it, but I was like fuck that is funny likeit's tin, your clan dreams girlfriend goes to Australia, a demi she's, making out with a D at a party.I think what's so funny to me about...

...that. Is that that she said like shecould have just said. I shouldn't be doing this because I have a boyfriendlike that would have been a fine sentence, but she's like added in theadditional like who's studying to be a clown in France, is certainly she'sbragging or something bragging about the occupation of the boyfriend thatshe's cheating on what? If there's like a secret clownkind of union where they're like they keep an oi on each other's partners andstuff yeah, all of a sudden, I may just get to dart in the neck, with the little flower at the end, yeah she's like Oh no, I thought theywouldn't find me who babbles has got you again, man, it's o the most like the mostconspicuous squad of assassins. You D N t like they don't blend in at allthey're, not like minges or secret agents, or anything they're, alwayswearing like big over the top costumes and like walking in a crazy way withtheir hands up in the air and stuff, like you can put the clan assassinsfrom like two miles away. You doing nothing. Lendit is funny,though men, because I don't like shooting on clowns or different artforms like magicians and stuff. I remember one time I was you know in abar and a magician came up. I was like a fuck of man, you know what I mean,but and then he started in tricks and he was awesome and it was so cool and Iwas like Oh wow. This is, and he was a he was a cool Magi magician and I waslike. Oh, this is good. I don't like shitting on that stuff. I think it'sbecause, like comedy, I don't know how a lot of comedianscomedy must have a bad reputation, because you do meet a lot of Comediansand you, like your social moron, like you clearly only care about yourselfyeah. There are a lot of Nice comedians as well, but there is this kind of stigma thatgoes with it where, if, if you meet someone nice, that's amagician, you don't declare them as a magician. You just declare them as anice person that does yeah magic on the side. But when you meet like a deckhead, that's a magician you're like madicins are fucked yeah. I fucine. If they're annoying you likeit's fucking magician the other day, no good, that's magicians for you, yeahyeah. What the it's like when someone's yeahlike fat, or something like that, like Oh yeah, they're, just a jolly coolperson or whatever, but in the moment they do something wrong. YOU LIKE BUCK!You you fat, Fuck, yeah! I start over needy. You got no self control yeah! It's like the stuff that you, ifyou like someone, that's just it's just a fact. But if you don't likethem, it's like a weapon, yeah yeah a fact becomes a weapon. Yeah yeah, that's great man, Yeah Yeah! It's really good man, because it kindof ties in like it kind of ties in with that wholecomedy is boring because Comedians do sit on magicians or bogans or whatever,or you know they go. Oh yeah, like bogans on Jet Skis like that's whatthou that's a classic thing like Hey, I got a jits, but when you, when youthink about it, how fucking cool is a Jet Ski? You can ride as fast as youwant a long water ye off it not get hurt. That's awesome to me that wholeconcept is awesome. Yeah. Of course, I would never buy jets just because I think it would be lonelyriding jet skies with your mates yeah. I couldn't think of anything morepouring like at least tod dirt bikes, you kind of got, but anyway they mightthink it's fun to go out for a little cruise. It's fine, but I just I'mgetting tired of it. Now I'm getting tired of all that stuff in common, Idon't like yeah. It's such a it's an embrace yetcase such a catch. Twenty two! No! I don'twant to be o these people who over us is catch Tony to, but I I feel like itis it's like you're only you know it's like you get so bored ofall that stuff, but it's only because you're, like you get what I'm trying to say,you get better taste in comedy because you're so used to comedy and you'vegotten yourself so bored of comedy that it kind of makes it harder to do acomedy that people like, because the people you're performing to aren'tboard of comedy yeah they're, like yeah fucking, getskis riding them. Yes, what an idiot! I not thinking about this more than twoseconds. I've just heard the Word Jet Sky and Bogan the next to each other.That's funny. Yeah, yeah, I've align those two words. Congratulations,you've completed the puzzle,...

...give yourself a little laugh, yeah congrats on that have a little chuckleas a treat you've a little chuckle it tree. Yeah, T L, that's good man, that's goodyeah, anything else! You wanted to bloody run by me this week. I got a fewideas, but were about fifty minutes. I can send it to next time if you like, yeah, were now whatever you like,whatever you like, well yeah or good one man, I reckon if someO my back, gets better, which I think it is we're trying do like a do, a walk or something where we canmaybe try and start filming some stuff out on the trail or in the park, orsomething like that. I reckon yeah. I think so man, I think that's areal good. I think that's a real good thing. We should do I'm really I'mreally excited about Bush Dracula. Yeah. I really like it. It's kind of coolbecause it somewhere we could it's not close to, but it's kind of vampire logyeah exactly newing on last week, lock you it'll, be cool to just do vampirelog that sketch, but in no way connected to Bush Dracula Yeah. So itjust puzzles people. We have seen in Bush Dracula where hebites a log and, like then, winks at the camera like it's like get it like.It's in one of those marvel crossover kind of things, but no one gets it.There's no, that's no sense to anyone. That's Great Mate, Oh yeah! Thank you.This has been a fun catch up. Thank you. Many guys leave us a review or whateveror subscribe, or I don't know yeah whatever you want todo, maybe write it on a blimp, as I said before, put it on a bloom. Noone's done it yet, but yeah yeah get one of the SKYRIDER PEOPLE.

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