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Bunyip Cruise

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Jack and Cap record IRL. They can't believe it! They discuss how COVID could effect comedy plus a new sketch about going on a cruise about bunyips(The Australian Bigfoot). Give us a review if you get time! But if you don't have time maybe make time. Also you can join our Fun Catch Ups facebook group as well See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I, the podcast fans, do you lookfriendship but also humor? Well, you've come to the right place, it's time forfun, Tattas, that's right! Fun Catches, Oh yeah, fun! Getting back in getting down the world.You know got deal with these things, to be honest, I'd rather being locked andthan deal it with this bloody hay fever. Yeah Man, I don't think I've ever gottenhamfoer until, like recently yeah, really it's kicked in like and it'slike. I keep getting all and like sort of feel like I'm coughing and stuff andit yeah. I think I've talked about this before, but you you can't just cough any more. If youoff everyone's, like looking at you yeah spreading a religin disease, doyou feel like you're, a man now that you've got finally got hay fever, the Al rite a passage and I but you're going to be complainingabout your back soon. I don't have a hit. I did hurt my back very badly sureI did long yeah welcome. Yeah, welcome to the fold a work down this like this.I legrace, wherever I'm sniffling, clutching on their backs. Oh God, whendo you reckon we? This is a big thing in comedy man is. When do you reckon weencroach on the topic of getting old? You know yeah a lot of Comedians, getdown this road and I feel like my time's coming soon. You know what Imean yeah, I don't know it. Does it pisses me off when people shoot tooearly? I think you know like a story. Comedian is like I'm thirty. Now youknow it's all and it's just like you looking around the room and it's like everyone's older than thirty,that yeah like everyone, it's so condescending yeah, it's like I'm,almost thirty looking around it's like yeah, no one, no one thinks you're old,because you thirty it's like someone like this kind of. I don't know what wedid say. She's, like body positive writer yeah, I don't know, wrote thisbig thing about people saying: Oh, I'm so fat and disgusting, when they'veonly just got a little bit of fat or whatever yeah he's like don't say thatShit like, even though you might be the it's justfucking disrespectful like, and if I conveniens do that as well like they're,just a little bit fat or something like that around the size o, like, Oh God,I'm so bloated and fat and discuss yeah and there's people in the room had it,you know probably have a bit more weight that are like men. Think. Thankyou so much for fucking Raboti. We Yeah my cover situation, yeah yeah when theyshoot too early. You know and let when you see a real fat comedian complainabout being fat, a Yeah Gabra, I'm hearing it that's coming to go yeah! That's Comin,O ye Tis like mad. You would you put you the fattest person in the room. Ah,you got great jokes about it. Everyone's gone nuts there was that comedian in Sydney whowas one of the oldest men, I've ever seende Yeah. I can't remember his name: Oh yeah t polar yeah, I don't know if he'sstill yeah around, but I remember that was always a treat. It was like you gotto these gigs and everyone's kind of like mid twent early ties and you getsomeone who's like thirty. Three is like I'm so old and then yeah likeevery Blue Moon. Just out of nowhere. This comedian would show up, it isseemed like he was two hundred years old and he would yeah get on the skate.He had that real high crooky voice yeah. It was like a like a kids cartoon ofwhat an old man would sound like. I was like all right. I had completely forgotten about him. Iremember I was at a Gig once he just showed up, and I think he was doing toolong a lot. He would just show I do too long, and then you had to get two busesfrom fucking like manly yeah and then one time the booker was likeyou know like I just rocked up. I've...

...got too many people on the line of yeahand I just felt so sorry for this. Poor old man probably he's a whole high ightof his day. You know, but of of course he should. He should follow theprotocol. I can no matter how old you are send a pingoism hing like yeah. It is interesting, like I feel,like he's kind of he's, doing the shit that everyone saysthey're going to do like. I think it runs like man when I'm all O. I justwon't give a fuck about anything. How does do you know sky, diving andheroine and yeah you're? All it gives a shit yeah, but then, when it actuallycomes to it, you like. Actually you know I would prefer to have somedignity in the yes back and actually, like you know thing around my familyyeah, I do heroine yeah, yeah flow of a bank like I said I would man is thatthat snake run you and I would go on that skateboards snake run at bully. Ohand today is second man. I should go to go down to the old snake runner yeah.Just do so in a bit I booked a e a nice place to drink some bees tomorrowat like two o'clock yeah and I'm like it really suck. If I've had a brokenleg or something- and you know we're all at you know- is the first free weekof lock down and I'm I'm injured. You know like I was like what a fuckingboring thought yeah. That was a yeah because you did breakyour arm on that. Didn't you on the ear that no, it was a one of me near and itwas I. It was a like. An inbuilt scape park like one ina big shed, all right, yeah yea and I dislocated my arm dis, cademy elbowyeah man yeah. It's so would happen to me like just ayeah, I'm out of luck down, I'm I'm free and I'm just walking around with a cast.Yes right away to broken legs, and I leave the house man. It is so good to see you irl yeah.I are real. We are here. We are socially distanced, but it's just somany energy. It's. I was tired of talking out screen. Yeah there'ssomething about it. You just like. I know what is in my room now, but whenyou're just sitting in your room staring at the screen, it's like thisis this: Is All I've done all day anyway? Yeah I mean it's like thismoment. Cap is on the screen, but you know at any other moment it ould besome yout guy or whatever. Do you find men you with this whole shit? You'vegot to just take a break from doing nothing. I you go for sometimes I go for a walkand go well. What did I do with home? Yeah play video game or what somethingon you tube or something like. I need to take a break. It's got for a walk man, so funny yeah. I think it's reallylike it forces you to actually be aware oftime a lot more because I think normally, like you waste time on stuffbut yeah, it's like who Kars, because it just fits into the flow of life yeah.But it's like like if you waste time and you look back on the day and it's likeall- you did was waste time. Yeah time wasting, wasn't like a smaller activitywithin bigger stuff. It's like no, that was three days of a ways, was to getyeah. That's exactly Ma, there's something good at that. Thesomething you could say about that I don't know it'll be hard man it when westart doing stand up or whatever again to do to put that fresh perspective onLockin Yeah, and I think that's a really good observation. You shouldwrite that down yeah. All I think it's like, but you don't. You definitelywant to put that at the bottom of the path you don't want to open withstraight up yeah, like the anger, you know, yeah, I'm so interested to seewhat the appetite is for it yeah. You know, because I don't know if it'll belike wow. That's such a fresh take on such a relatable thing and we all wentthrough this together and it's so cool to hear a comedian share theirexperience or, if it's just like my got, lockdoor shut up like I feellike when, even with social media and...

...stuff someone's like low the doing thelock down where in my sweat, pants at work, pretty crazy,it's just like shut up. That was that was a bit funny for one day. Yeah fourmonths ago, yeah the e, The desert island background of your zoo me, yeahyeah, you can you can fuck off yeah yeah, I I did it. I did have one good one waswhen, when you have a death dream, when you have a death dream, usually wake up like you know, sweatinglike it in cold, sweat like, Oh God, you know, but whenever I had a deathdream and lock down I'd, wake up and go wow what a rush! I want to do that again: Yeah, that's theonly good one I had that was yeah, and I mean I'm not saying good one as itlike. I thought it was good as a fact that yet fucking, you know it gotaudience approval all right, yeah, right Jack, I'm not going around it'sjust swinging, my my big joke, Dick Yeah, I'm you know what, if you had to getapproval like certification from an audience like you're talking to anothercomedian, about a bit you like, yeah man. What do you think of this bit? OYeah? It's good Ditto, get audience certification open depending yeah, twoout of three with good, Oh man, so we've got the fun catch up.Podcast Jack we've got a lot to catch up on yeah we've got a lot to catch upon. We've talked about a few ideas. We film some stuff, yeah we've beenfilming stuff down at the Creek and real. I love that we've been meeting upin a waterfall. It was like very, very wholesome, like real, like comingof age, kind of like teen movie or something just likewhere you'd meet up at the waterfall man. It's a pretty good idea for athat's, a pretty good name for a sketcher, the creek yeah. You know likeYeah Dan at the Creek I had thought about, because I want tofilm the like the stand up material. I was writing for the comedy festivalthat got canceled yeah and I don't know, what's going to happen with venues, andI thought about like what, if I film, that in several different parts, but alljust outside different stages along along the creek man, that would be soawesome. I think that could be cool. It's like you're, sacrificing the you know like the pop of a like a big,not a big GIG, but you know like a proper yeah laid out like theater styleor club style whatever, but it would be. ORCAN would turn heads. You know. Ireckon what people would be yeah keen to have a click on that all right yeah.That would be so good like stand up down at a creek. Would we just befucking so funny like it would be great yeah? And if yeah, if you got liketwenty or thirty, cares together, yeah want to pack them in yeah totally yeahpeople can sit on rocks and grass and blankets and stuff. It just just getting heckle but yeah. They weretrying to film and her these birds. Just not have I I fuck. It was so funny just get heckledby birds, yeah yeah man, so yeah we filmed a fewsketches down the creek. With My. I just had an idea with you about we'llput it in the. I think we put in a face book group already yeah we put in the face book groupabout a man sitting by the river. He meets a drover and we talk about when the pubs aregoing to reopen, and you know we just say a whole. He Bot ozzy phrases likehave a Ya and stuff, and you know yeah. I was doing my best to like relate tothem. You're, like you know, we got to do all these difficulty phrases likeand then he said, like five things. I've never heard before in my life, Oyeah yeah, but put the yard up the the barnarm, but they M up. You know: Buddy Y Y, ah put the damper on. You know boil thebilly a new damper and billy yeah yeah and then, of course you know, there's acouple weird rifts. We go on about...

Chroma the Israeli fighting technique.I don't know I love a man. I love that you and I were discussing this and Irang you and I was excited to talk about Krima yeah in his car, and youjust went with me and that's great. You know I think a lot of people would looklike. I look at me like I'm insane, but you always. You always give me a bit ofleeway which is yeah. I think it always. It always plays out good like you.Never it's like the you're kind of like the opposite ofHollywood, like because I feel like how Hollywood works is you have to getstuff that sounds so good in the pitch within the reality of it? Isn't thatgood? And you know it's like a good snappy elevator pitch yeah and youspend years making the movie and it's a pretty average, where I feel like you,the pictures just may him the end quality is good. Yeah yeah been anyway. You I sprung it onyou a little bit yeah, I said: Hey come on, let's film this thing and yeah, itwas good man, we filmed it and we rift a little bit and then, in the end, youedited it together and you edited this cool kind of music. In the background.What when I did this monologue? Just when I just rift this monologue and itturned out great and man it made me, laugh, I yeah. Ok, I watched it likethree times I was like Oh yeah. This is great and I got a good feedback from it.So that's good yeah awesome. Well, I love that yeah t because it ends with you. Wejust found this huge drain pipe and it ends with you kind of wistfully justwandering into the drain, and I feel like that was like a good kind ofincapacious of like what I think is good, and what I want to make is justyes sketches that don't have an ending but the main character, just wandersinto an enormous drain and again like that's that's right in my wheel house,the dream was so scary man. It was like fully like walking down. There was fine,but they're walking into the train. It was, it was dark and it echoed yeah forlike a horror, movie yeah, so man that was that was a greatbecause we did our other one, which is just written by you about. You know youtalking about how every day's ground hog day and then I don't know what todo so. I say yeah can't wait for the pubs to reopen or something like that,yeah that got a good response, so yeah we're kind of meeting this kind ofNice in between thing where we ride it well,but then also we're all allocating for a bit of fun. Yeah, definitely, whichis cool. You know a bit of space from muck around a bit of a you know. Yougot to have fun on, have fun MIT. You got to have fun, you got to have fun.What do you want to do? Make a film or write a go cut. Tell you what I want todo, but go was it's a serious drama where you'rein a go? Cart at all times? Yeah? It's not it's not said on a go cuttrack. It's just like you're in a in a nice house and your wife'sdivorcing you and it cuts to you and you're in a sitting by the fire. Youstill in your go cart. Baby. Please yeah, Ay, you're, everything to me. Ican't live without you. It's like I'm! Sorry, Nick you go go carting too muchgo! Go when we're like go carts. I don't know back in the days before Iguess I no video games are around, but let me just take you had stuff. I don'tthink it's is prevalent now, as it used to be was really just had stuff thatwhen you were, kids would just be fun, but they probably weren't that fun fora lot of kids, but they just said fin like pizza go cards you stuff, likethat, like ten pin bowling, yeah yeah yeah totally, you know like these kindof things like a water slide, but the water slide. Wasn't that good, like youget dad in like one minute, you know yeah a what was one of your big. Like letdowns of that you an in bespelled hated...

...tem pinball in because she was, shedidn't grow up, she grew up kind of Classy, but she didn't grow up rich oranything like that. Just very well to do not well to do. I guess, just Idon't know very proper parents, her dad was a policeman and stuff yeah. I thinkten pin bowling kind of seemed like I know like something that Hicks playor something like that I mean but yeah. I wasn't let down from. I remember onetime I convinced her to go to tempin bowling and I think it does say thatkind of thing. It's got the shoes and stuff, it's just weird. Isn't it tenpin Bonis Weird I'M gonna yeah? I agree. I think it's like because it's in that weird because I feel like this is what whatthat indoor rock climbing used to be, and it's come out of it now now it'sjust like yeah because it used to be like kind of marketed as like. Therewere adults o did it seriously, but I think you mostly heard of it for likekids, birthdays and stuff yeah. But the fact is it's like t. There are peoplewho just take it really seriously and you got to wear yeah like special shoesand yeah and it's kind of hard if you take off the bumpers and stuff yeah, soit's just like, but then you go there and it seems likemostly kids who just want to play and then a few like just a bold people whoare just like Urius at the kids yea. The only thing I love in my life, Igotta share it with these man. I saw the crazy thing the otherday I was Dan you at the north, Vitro Parker, I don't know Iromea orsomething yeah. I was just having a picnic with some friends and there's ascape park there and two people rode past on those little razors cooters Mand we're just bullied mercilessly by the skate, boarders yea and they werejust riding past like of course you know er each to their own,but it was so funny just you. I like take your fucking scooters back home,you're fucking it it's like very. I was like wow. This is a fullnines movie like like that kid on this rasis good at he's, going home to, Idon't know, discover a magic genie, that'll be his friend or some shit. Youknow what I mean. I'm obsessed with that scope part because I, like I walkpast it all the time and it's like I don't know what I is about scapes, butit's like it is either like little kids on scooters, Yeh or the scariest men insociety. Yeah sometimes do, but it's just like there's nothing in between man, yeah buddy. So we got a few ideas.We want to film okay, so we've done the kind of over the show shoulderconversational type sketches right. We kind of want to turn it up and notch alittle bit. Don't yeah! Well I'd love to get someone else in to help with thecamera, so we could do a doing over the shoulder, because I've been likelooking up how to film this stuff and I'm like yeah over the shoulder yeah,but there's no shoulder because I'm filming it as well. So it's just likewhen you're on the shoulder yeah, it's odd how to go over. I need someone afilm, so I can use my shoulder or just get a stunt shoulder that I can getlike a manikin that I dress up in my clothes and man. It's pretty funny. Wewe build a manikin yet and we just hang the shirt over it, and then we call thestug shoulder and sell it to film fines. Shoulder you want to make it big on youtube. You need a stunt shober! You need a stub shoulder. I was using otherstuff like pillows and stuff, but with stuntedshoulder, it looks real. It feels real, Oh yeah, that's great yeah, so we wantto do. It was a note. I remember man writingthis sketch with you here and I think Jay Morrisey was there as well, and wejust could not stop laughing continuously when we're writing it. It's about a man that meets up withanother man in a pub and he talks about how things aren't going well with hisgirlfriend Yep and he's tried his best...

...to please her by taking on a cruise aBun e cruise yeah plenty of crews, a bun themed, crews yeah. So we had a lot of notes on this,so I tried to write some more. I reckon it would be a very good one to film we got here. This is a bit from theoriginal conversation that bit that we thought it would be or I like I don't know, man truth is it's beenbad for a while now I love her, but I don't know, what's going to happen, wejust fight make up and fight make up. Just wonder if it'll be betterafterwards than the other one's like afterwards yeah my it's our anniversary,I'm taking her on a Bunyip cruise mon up cruise is like yeah. You know like the AustralianEddie, there are all kinds of theme cruise them cruises. You can take thesedays, so I hopped online and found a BUNYIP crews for three weeks and on thehigh seas. Learning about Bunya history, Bunyip safety and the best part isthere's not enough. Munu enthusiasts to fill the whole cruise they've built usa smaller area near the engine room that walled off from the rest of theship. I think that should keep us distracted, keep us away from the straction likethe nice pools and restaurants or looking at the ocean. He Ah and thenthe other guys, like I didn't, know, Carol liked, bunyips and he's like Mite.Everyone likes pones and then I think from there. You couldlike hard cut to the to kind of the ad portion of it, but all the differentages available on the Bunda: crews, yeah man, yeah, yea, yea, so good yeahlike we're thinking about making it like a Shitty Day, Tom TV insurance outor something like hi mate, Hey mate. How are you having trouble with theMisso yeah, something like that? The boys at the Liquor Yard told me youwere having trouble with the misso great to catch up. areareas blind's like introducing aBonny of crews, I'd like to make the diagram as Roman,so the cruise its host the ship I'll, find a stock footage of a three d boatm and then I'm pretty sure in post. I can add a little square like with anArrow wanting to the section of the crews. Were it walled off like the yeahright in the core of the ship? That would be great. You Zoo men on it andstuff like that. I would love to do that mean yeah or if you could drawlike a model of a ship or something yeah, yeah that'd be great. Well, Itried to write some because that was yeah. That was like a note from yearsago. I think man writing, but I tried to stop laughing trying to come up withsome other bits for it. We got like just as a tag line for it at thebeginning. It's like yeah, it's all the magic of our South Pacific cruise plusa great chance to learn about Australia's premier, crypto zoologicalbeast and then it goes into like the features of it and everything. It'slike. We got lectures on seven differenttypes of Bunyas. He got the King Bunyip, the Christmas Bunyip Lebanie, just theFrench Union. It's like all your Bunyan questions.Finally answered could have on your poled seven crabs at once, and thenthis side is ripped off from something you said on the podcast the other weekthat I thought was so funny, but it's like like how would a Bunyip go againsttoday's top UF C athletes? We found the former we've got the world foremostexpert on that subject, and it cuts to a guy he's like conamera might throw aleft hook, but I think the bunny would duck yeah yeah yeah man yeah. That's so good! I! What about? Ifwe we always there was a photo. We found of a bloke holding two venomousmen, grove cat snakes and,...

...as a slayer, mangrove cats, neck moredangerous than this photo of a man holding to what more dangerous or more action thanthis photo of a man holding two venomous mangrove cat snakes, yeah yeah.We got to get the he can find it again and it'll be pretty stupid. The wholething anyway, but I thought an extra stupid ending for it would be so. I got a few more questions at abits in the middle, but at the end it's like guy pulls out two tickets he's gotand he's like. Like cannot wait on it a couple weeks.Now it's going to be that trip of a lifetime and the other guy looks at thetickets and he's like right. You didn't read this properly. Youhaven't signed up for a Bunda cruise. This is a bun of curse and he so thathe's like zooms in in it says curse, not cree and it's like all the funmusic. Just I goes away not that not the curse, not that cut charsis cross.This is a D was fucking case scenario: Oh my God yeah anything, but the curse.I've domed is all O God. The tickets are in my wife's name. What have I done?I'm going to leave my whole life behind I get in the gun. Drive I'll, neverspeak to anyone, don't never speak my name again. Don't act like you know meand they just gets away drives up into the distance and they got a doublecheck the tickets and he's like. Oh No, no sorry, I did say cruise my bad. Oh that's so good man, yeah yeah, I didsay cruise my bad anyway, more bony up for me really get it wrong. In the end, thevery ending of it is a message that disleks here is a serious problem inthe strait like a maybe it chose the other guy driving orcrying yeah. It's like the Disley, yeah driving andcrying this into the distance at the back to the guy. Look at that ticketsis like. Oh, it did say cruise. I just LEX here is no joke Hahahaha that is scryers great yeah. We'll need to get A. I want e anget a proper, proper voice over God who are to do this. Yeah do script andeverything again, I'm kind of like I don't know how long I'll keep this up Ido want to. I think I think it's good to keep things as selfcontained as possible, because I think it like our sort of level, I guess making stuff and of like just the levelof platform that we have. I think most people are just signing up to see just stuff we're doing you know what Imean like. I think it's good to just have your own voice and your own, like, I think it's as you can get bagit better and do bigger production quality than it's like yeah people isgood yeah. I think people like the personal touch of it, yeah yeah. Thepersonal touch is good man, but we could get someone like a you know likea like a Zava Michelle's or someone whodoes do who's like a comedy made. A is who get the tone, but also yeah, youknow, does do some more professional voice over stuff. I be good in futureto get just serious voice over people to go. Hey. Can You? Can you voice thisover that? That will be my dream: YEA not get anyone from comedy to go. Thisis a serious. This is what we're doing a bun Ne cruise yeah. It's funny howit's like the biggest fantasy of Comedians is to one day not have towork with comedians. Of course, I, like the A is agreeable yeah man that is sogood. I don't know what else we could add to it, but I think keep it shortand sweet for now and then we can yeah. So we just got a night out thatscript to the two guys, I love the line yeah. What woman doesn't like a Bun ofcrews yeah? What woman doesn't like Bunyips is great as well, and I thinkalso that we can yeah. We can work on...

...those things, but I think that's in the can reallyyeah. I think it's just getting all the right examples of activities and stufflike I think that, like if you gone through, is like wegot a Bun, your history, but we need the other bit. Is a Buni songs, yeah we've. We have writtenone Bunyip son, already the sidebone, so I bought Banim, whichI thin be good, so Bo Bun Yip. He comes from out of space, so Bo Bun is aprotector of the human race lookes it so yeah. I feel like if the sing alongs. I was the other idea had I had like that would be funny. If there wasa bunny of Christmas song did they have like a to go yeah. It's just like like a sort, Santo, kissing, a Bunyip,that's it yeah holme favorites, like I saw Santa Kissing a bona yeah. I could be a good opportunity towrite more tracks. Man, that's great. I saw San a kissing. A buddy is perfect, but yeah. I think that would be a lotof fun to film yeah man and we got. We should dress like try and dress sometrousers tucked in college shirts kind of yea. So it looks like that. Someonehas told us to wear that yeah and but we're still trying to look natural.Like two blocks, you know sitting down talking about relationships. Yeah werethe kind of men who could afford a three week cruise yeah yeah. What did Isay settle on yesterday, like we put you in a small room with no lighting like near the engine room, so let's distractions, yeah andincreased bun up intensity, yeah, that's good yeah. What? If the talking Shit about rival,Bunyip cruises as well? Yeah O O Competitive Bunnet cruise round on themain deck, so you're learning less about BUNYIPS, because you're spendingall day having fun at the pool, a yeah yeah an had on the coast. Other cruises yeah the people are getting distracted, havingfun at pool talking about their social lives, and it's just got a big crossthat go to it. Like the power, I meant to learn of ourbunyips. If I'm always meeting exotic singles by the pool. Oh thanks, the the engine room is closer to thebell making the seas you, so you feel every bit of the sea. Most cruise ships are too high and you don't feel the rough ocean. Other people pay extra for the SAWNA,but the engine room is actually twice as hot. Why? Why wait? What the passengers at when youeat what the crew eats? Oh Man, that is great yeah! Well Yeah.We just got to figure out a few more lines and stuff for that one yeah, butI think that's, I think, we'll figure out a lot of that out on the day orwhatever, and the coolest thing is man is when we do the voice over and editit together. That I can do the voice over or whatever,but then we can change it or add more stuff. You know this. One is reallybecause it's voice over an we got pictures and things like that, yeah and-and maybe even it could be a good experiment to do the voice over stufffirst yeah, and then we know which bits we need to get of the actual as talkingso we can get like funny lines that c up the voice over and a ye like. We canreact to stuff. That's in the voice of...

Er yeah, that's Great Yeah Yeah, Oh manbe so good. They be real good. No, I was like ages ago did that flightsenter sketch about how you are going to mask theme, Toddy Moon, yea, and I was so let down by it. Justdidn't get any traction. Some people loved it. You know yeah, but reallyjust didn't get. You know just an advertisement, so I'm hoping to upgrademy my skills to make. I think the thing that was lacking was a bitunprofessional m. You know so so this one. I want to make it real good, so sothat yeah, so it's yeah I want to. We got to be like kind of like better baby yeah. It'sgoing to be used in text books for Tog, raphy, yeah yeah. Now, man also we've got a sketch that Ithought might not might be too late to film, but you know you you and I bothagreed that we didn't want to do too much political stuff, but denny didthink about this good idea about. Oh the Fox Fox News, writing team. Oh yeah,I wrote it down a little bit. I think okay is so s got two guys in an officeand would we have the Fox how we won be leading I mean fukes would be just asappropriate. I guess, but it's like a just because I've been you tube. hasthis like breaking news section, so I always see the different news outletsdoing yeah coverage of the of primarily like Melbourne, lock down stuff yeah, so I thought it would be funny to havelike. I can't find the note, but I think Iremember it. Basically, like the you always see the I be like the SkyNews thing of like coming. What Dan Andrews has done in the yes I'll, belike the video would be like a Sky News, social media team and someone's onlaptop and some of the comes in it's like hey mate. We just need go a videofrom the Dan endres press conference. Just need you, the pop online yeah forus, and just come up with the title for you to before you post. It just come inwith your title yeah, and it's like right right, so I can o with the title.What's what's the content of the video, though just like to help me come thetitle is like Oh yeah, the content of the video is he's just saying: There's no major changes and encouraging everyone to do the rightthing and the just going to keep following the advice from healthexperts just stay in the course following health experts advice. Nomajor changes, it right right. So a title for that for that what about Piss rat fuck, clown dogs Ozzie for fun,yeah, dooms, Ozzy Lives for sexual pleasure?Is that good and the yeah nail that Yeah Yeah? You did a good one of was like just aheap of words like together, like yeah yeah you're, likeFuck Cloud Piss, rot idiot ruins all the lives for his own pleasure whilechasing power that fucking clay yeah, stupid, yeah, Oh yeah, that's good yeah! It goes away too long. You caneven like a it's kind of a cheap trick of guess, but where it's like the jumpcut between like it's gone so long, a pieces, shit dog clown. Yes, man, we could really film that YeahYeah, you record it's too late or your ecole do it now, because it's stillwe're still in like it still in very heavy regulations,really is like feel like we're, not because we're out of it in some respect,but- and it's like the thing that we're making fun of still exists like they're,still those like crazy, crazy headlines, yeah yeah man,I reckon that's perfect. I really think we're got to do that. One yeah allright, yeah, yeah yeah, in make myself a political figure. You D, politicalcomein. You are the next guy to do the shit right. You want the next guy to dothis shit, okay, yeah, it's like.

Sometimes you know, I never call myself a hero,but if that's that's how Si society is going to treat me, then? Who Am I toobject? You know man, Tina Turner said we don't need another hero, but I thinkshe's wrong in that in times like this, it's got time someone stepped up andtook a side via sketch comedy what, if there's a guy who always he takesthings that singer sing seriously, is like Yeah Tena, ten o ten, a sense one saidwe didn't know the hero, but strongly disagree, and she was thinking aboutMad Max at the time was the fixion character, but in real life we do needmore heroes. Yea, I think, every day heroes, I don't think, there's anything wrongwith heroes. No, I'm just going to say it just get. I think ten, a ton I corshit yea. I think we e what yeah she went. Thou a lot of stuff. She had ahusband who would abuse her and beat her and things, and that's tough. Thatis real, tough, but I've got to say, she's wrong. Yeah, I've got to saymusically, I'm a big Fan. It be, but musically great to be anti heroes. Yeais a strong and incorrect stance. He's always like. I don't know if any Lennux and Aradonand were correct when they said sister sisters are doing it for themselves,because because there are the sisters that Idon't want it for themselves, but quite frankly, there's not some sistersthat they're doing it for themselves and doing it pretty tough yeah. It's pretty hard to stand on your ownto fat and yeah. I'm just going to come out andsay it. Look, I'm not a you know, I'm not a bigger or anything, but I'm justgoing to say they're wrong yeah. They can just do us. Disagree they keepgetting that go on. PENEL shows yeah. They don't know why I gonna talk to like really you know,high level political experts about the cause, the O and everyone's confusedyeah wants to. You know when you got someone justtotally wrong yeah, but that I don't know they seem like they're going toprove themselves one day or something like that yeah. I do think it's so like people who get really around like political anthems and music andstuff is quite strange to me, like I mean I'm, not like it's good and if thesongs good and you be empowered by art and that's good, but I feel, like you,see those documentaries about like how you know Bob Dillane was so significantin the s yeah, so I I love Bob Doling but like. Why, though, like it's like it's justimagined, you just hear someone say like the answers blowing in the wind orwhatever, and then it's like yes blowing in the wind yeah. It's given methe power, I need yeah, but he this society down. I think I think man yetwas people did read in the songs a lot more yeah. I think back then people,you know, that's all they had yeah just have TVA have the internet or whatever.So I think it. I did make an impression on him that did like. Apparently whenSuperman and Batman came out yea all those years ago, people were everybodyhad of toy. Everybody had a co, because no one had ever heard of anything likethat before. So it gave him yeah this weird. When you've only got two types of mediayeah this they sway you so much a yeah you're totally right. I think I like inyou not you figure, how bombarded we are with Oh man, ones, walking at uslike yeah. If the only thing you heard all week was Bob Dulan saying blowingin the wind got damn right, it is man. I watch thisyuture video the other day. It was so funny because yeah, like one of myfavorite Quenes donat albums, is a is songs for death. I love it and I did I realize I didn't know what thefucking album was about and it's about them going along this river like andall these stops like traveling through the states to wherever they're fromUtah or something like that, yeah and...

...yeah, and it's about what's on theradio and the car as they're driving along Oh yeah, yeah, it's really cooland yeah. That was great. There was this dude explaining it, but he waskind of annoying, but then he had another album and he just said thetitle of the song and then what it was about, but based on the title of thesong and I'm like this dude's really fucking annoying me now. I forget what album was he's like yeah,but anyway yeah man. This has been a great fun catch up. We better go, butyou got stuff to do yeah. I got a big big shoot yeah. So to you my favoritelyrics. So man before we go yeah is I remember when I was young. I liked thesong believed by Lenny cravats yeah, and he was like this ripped fuckinggood. Looking Guy Cool, just a fashion model really- and I thought he was theepitome- a rock and roll like now, you Goin to go my way to, and he had thissong this real sensitive song that called believe and he's like it justsays all the cats phrases of people wanting to unite together, likeif you want it, you got it you just got to Billee ease being free is what weare and we're all upon this great big star to just those lyrics when you're a kidyou're like pay, no attention to when you're older you just crack up laughingyeah. This is the fucking Laves Sog, I've ever heard in my life yeah than roll. Have you ever had asong like that? I'm trying to think, though I like I differently, I thinkwhen you're like a teen age or whatever you like the cringe stuff, but I don't know, I don't remember what wasthat song that was like, but I think when I thought you weregoing to say this one where it's like. I believe there something somethingsomething that I believe y. Ah y e, the examples of be Avaga, gotten yeah, it'slike exactly the same. You appreciate lit a O. You've been born yeah. Thatwas the most obvious. It's like you know. You got those like gift shops onthe outside of you. TAIT's, like this phrase, is like written on a rock forsome real to it's like they just got like a handful of them and chucked iton the ground, and that was how they wrote the song. I love that she manabsolutely love it men, it's been great, a fun catch up. Once again, you canfollow us on the face book group and check out all the sketches. We've beenfilled out. I've been popping more sketches in there, give us a bloodyreview or promote us on something. You know. If you're I don't know, if you're into if you've got the firsttype of Internet, you know the one that was used for the military yeah put put that up on the page, yeahpromote us in some secure government channels. Yeah would be good. You knowyeah sent us to the boys in you know missile mechanism yeah entering stuff. They needsomething to cheer them up while they're, I don't know doing that kindof Shit. If you talk on the those radio signals that, like truckersuse, oh yeah yeah, you hf. If you're on those give us a plug yeah you a chairfor VHF, you know just tape the handle down, yeah and all the truck drivers in that area, andjust you know, bless some fun catchups. You know sure there'll be a brutaldeath on the yeah on three that that will need to know about sothe so the eggs get the coals in time, but they don't need to know that yeahgot fun catchup. I thought you were saying. The brutal death would be thetruck drivers here in a big riff and driving run up a breed o o body. Allthis is Frino a long, A BRIDGE OR DRACULA ROLL right brother. This hasbeen great go to man, Selati.

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