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Bee Movie Game

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Every week comedians Jack Druce and Nick Capper catch up to exchange creative ideas and each other's soul(just kidding).  This week Jack is staying in Gerrigong with his parents and Nick is in Melbourne. On this episode they mostly discuss the hit film "Bee Movie" and also the video games that spawned from "Bee Movie". Join the facebook group here https://www.facebook.com/groups/973969866354562/ You can find Jack Druce at https://www.jackdruce.com/ You can find Nick Capper at http://www.nickcapper.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I, the podcast fans, you of friendship,but also humor well. You've come to the right place, it's time for fun, Tattas,that's right: Fun Catches, Oh yeah, fun, a yeah man. We were just talking aboutants, the movie ants and now b movie. Did you ever see B movie yeah, I saw bemovie when it came out hello to the listeners. By the way you got to we, westarted talking about B movie and we, like we got to record this. Ye got torecord this. You can't look at it is fun. Catchup yeah I saw be movie it's it's weird, it's weird! As Hell. It'slike a romantic story where I think I think it's good to see it at a age likebefore. You know like that sex exists because it's likeright be like really romantically pursuing like a human woman, who's kindof like a hundred times the size of him, and I feel, like you know, you're, notyou're, not being a perver or anything, but you just know that the idea of sexexists in the world. So like. What's what's the plan here be? What are youdoing? Bueno about that he's? No, not really. No, he really loves her and more thanthe actual bees, I think he's got like he's kind of got the worst like kinkpossible. Really, I guess in Person De Yeah Yeah, he just has a very specificfetish for like yeah, an enormous monster that would ye crush him andeveryone he loves. It's like if you got a fetish for a humpback whale orsomething like that, yeah he's trying to swim close, give it a big kisstrying to tune it. Then it rolls over any any any. Any quick decision couldbe your last I'm kind of obsessed. I feel, like I'vebrought this up on another podcast. I've wrote it up when, when I was onphone hacks, your other podcast and I'm worrying any any listeners of both aregoing to think I'm really a bad dude because of howfrequently I'm bringing this up. But I got obsessed for a while with the OD ofbig photo Ronica there's like a whole fan community of people who just love these, like erotic, novels, featuringbig foot, and I just think it's so funny that that's like the worst, it'sthe worst sexual fetish you could possibly have because it's like- Idon't know if you're into like bondage or like whatever it's you can just dothat like it's within the realm of human possibilities, you can justcontact someone and get it happening, but if you, if you the only thingthat's going to work for, you is having sex with like a crypto zoologicalcreature like you just have to you, have to dedicate your life to findingbig foot. Basically like it's such a commitment, maybe that's what big footneeds big in order to get found? Big Foot needs someone, because there's nopowerful drive, no more powerful drive than you know, love and sexual urges.You know all these other people they're trying to find big foot, but do theyreally have the passion yeah? The intense desire to have sexwith big foot would really give you the edge against those other hunters youneed. So you need someone with twenty years of sexual tension. They will lookat every nook and cranny every his spot everywhere, where big foot's been thathas been searched every possible avenue, never quit never anyone even with awife and found love of their life. Already, God help them. If you're you're married to a big foot finder, but they are just amate yeah,it's about the purity you're got to be like it's like rocky one. You know he's gotnothing he's got nothing left. Yet it throws. Everything into the ring isrunning up those steps, his only chance of happiness and then in rocky too he'slike rich he's, got that robot Butler or some shit like he's. He doesn't havethe drive to do the fighting and then he's got to learn how to s got to learn.Graan go back to the streets, it's like that was trying to find the Netsek witha big foot you got at. You got to be all in if you got anything else goingon in your life you're not going to do it. You've got nothing going on. Would you reckon we should start somekind of game show or you reckon that would be a great comedy idea, some kindof sketch extreme love. So it's people that people that are inlove with things that will kill them, like the extreme sports, their extremelovers, like I'm, going to go and try and make love to hunt back wall and Tommy here is loved Tom Back Wales Yeah.Anyone who loves a human is a gooddamn...

...loser they're a woos there they're acoward, I'm loving huge animals, real cocky about it as well. No like noteven no shame but just like everyone else is an idiot for not being in lovewith hot back Wales like yeah, so who you no human adult get out of here. Yeah youhaven't had sex to you've. You've had sex with something that can kill you,so you know get get in there. Do it do it everyone else. You know. What's this having sex with, you know your ownspecies and it's all good and they can't kill you. That is absolutelyterrible. A bear, a greisly Bir. How would it be a game show, I guess it would be like who dares winsor I don't know like what is it like? What's one of those things where theykind of dare people or maybe, if you been a wheel, I go. Do this yeah yeah,Oh yeah, yeah, to see what dangerous animals are going to go and try anddate yeah, I think dating, is the key yeah. If it's like, oh you're, going togo, you know fuck a Jag, you are or something then how yes, no o it crassfor my taste, but if there's an element of you know somehow introducing like a fancyromance to it. Man, that's good because imagine tryingto I don't know trying to caress her Jaguar or tryingto make the first couple moves on it till it. You like it and stuff that isextreme, that is extreme, extreme courting yeah extreme cordion. That's ashow extreme cording yeah, that's good! What is this man takes? A grisly bearto see jackass too in the cinema. Malteses were a bad idea. To be honest,everything was a bad idea. This whole thing's been a bad idea. What do you think would be your firstpick of extreme cording, probably a crocodile I'd, say crocodileor Shwater Camote Camadeo Yeah Fresh Water Crock, the biggest I don't want to you go around with acrux. If you're committed to fall in in lovewith a Crock, you don't want to fuck around. You know to go, there's no halfmeasures. Now I think that's the vain side of me that I don't want to go outwith a small crock. You know and a man I want to be crook like people would be unimpressed like.Did it Kappa married a crocodile it'll, be like a big one. You like Hey, yeah, Ni Kefa. If you think he got soft andmarried a small crocodile, this again Nikkar, he is such a dirty old man. Hemarried a Crock half his age, yeah yeah. What would always be if youcould go the dangerous animal? Oh maybe maybe an electric eel. Might be exciting, may that that sounds good. So what would it be? A deep sea divefor to be like a? Could you set up some kind of underwater drives through thingwhere you kind of sit. You know you watch a movie with the EEL, I thinkmaybe I'd go and I'd get it on land, but I have it in a nice tank and Icould have it round for dinner, and maybe so I cook a nice pastor orsomething, but then I scoop some of it into the top of the tank and it can eatit. But then maybe they'd be like a cutemoment where the power goes out at my house and I'm like I'm so embarrassedand then I'm like fumbling around looking for a candle and then it sortof starts. You know like pulsing, with electricity and lights up the room and I like thanks,pave O, there's a tear in my eyes. If speak,and it's absolutely beautiful, it's most beautiful written, you ve mostbeautiful thing, you've ever written and I think that would be the best day everyeah. What if you just had a swarm of bees, you try to take on a tape it's be movie to where the time it's ahuman and ten thousand bees b movie is such a weird movie man,because you know Jerry Sinfield he's like did Sinfield one of the best showsever it's just so amazing. The show it's so great and I don't know I neverreally got into his comedy too much, but then he just says something. Iremember him talking about the movie and Goinga Yeah. Why don't we do amovie because they call b movies and...

...it's about peas and then call it bmovie and it's like that's it. That's whatwe're going to do, we're going to write a movie about bees and we're going tocall a B movie, and I'm like this is the dumbest person I've ever heard.This is like my mom pitching an idea for a coles yeah. This is the mostuncreative thing. You know when things are so uncreative, but they're tryingto be creative. You might I'd rather listen to a metal worker talk about anew idea for metal. Then you know what I mean like a new idea,for I don't know rufe tiling or something like that. Then then someonepitching idea so uncreative the absolute to creativity and it's justlike it's someone who had all the power on earth like he could just fucking runHollywood. If he wanted to it's like the only thing he's done since sinsed,everyone loves Sinfield, so much it's like he just had the hammer of thor.You know he didn't realize it. He could have like talked about it orbrainstormed like what's a really incredible movie, that's never beenmade or a comedy. I do that. No one's done and he's just like a B movie cool, it's like if you had likethe atomic bomb, but you were using it tolike shoot cans off of fence yeah, that's how much power he was justwasting yeah. Also it's a movie for childrenand it's called B movie like it's a Pun,but not one! Kid knows the phrase be movie, not one, not one! Kid would getthat yeah! It's the whole premise of it isfor like kind of frustrated parents in line atCinema, going like I get it. Yeah yeah cool be yeah. What are you saying? Ayeah movie just taking a little one to see it yeah be movie good title Yeah. That's certainly that's the onlysatisfaction that Jerry Sanfield's going to get what's Um. Who else is in it is anyone else? Isthere any other big stars in it? I don't know, I remember the MichaelRichards is in it and it was like his. I feel like his first and only thinglike post. You know racism melt down on stage. Oh really yeah, Oh yeah, twothousand and seven. So that's that's crazy man, twothousand and seven. I never knew it was that new. It's got renaze wager in it,Matthew, Brodrick, fuck, its a pretty ousta cast, PatrickWarburton, John Goodman, and Chris Rock, Oh, my God, Yeah Yeah. It's like he's got the powerto bring all these titans of Hollywood together. It's just like be movie. Thebudget was at Chris Rock Yea. The budget was one hundred and fiftymillion dollars. Man and yeah he had a lot of castingcrew from Sinfield. This is the B movie podcast. Now, sorry,God yeah. This is I'm not apologize or shit. It's about time. Someone someonestepped up, give Ye people what they wanted. So many yeah yeah Larry King, is in ITOPRA winfree's in it. This is huge. I can't believe it Larry Miller. Idon't know who that is, but it sounds familiar. It's like it's like Sinfield he's like the kingof observational comedy, but it's like he never. He was so focused on this onegenre of comedy that he never had heard of a pun before and it just blew hismind like hang on be, but but you can spell that with one ertwo as you can do either one yer say I've ever heard: it's not even that'snot about day to day life at all. That's like it's like I'm doing a trickwith the word itself. This is changing. Everything get me all of Hollywood. On aconference call. I got one big idea to pitch. I wonder if he, I wonder if he ever like just rub every time. You know you justgot someone and they just keep wearing you down like any time they saw Jerryin Hollywood. Ud Be like I got this movie B movie, get it be like what youjust said and open wintry like yeah, okay, I'll do the movie, I don't Godyeah. I got to hear this again. Strive mecrazy. I, like the gift of the like audio recordings, this voice over.You got to actually get someone in a room to do it be a nightmare, but ifyou want to just like all right, just frond mee up just say I'm a bee andthen that's all they'll give you ten...

...zero. It's like one man, it's okay! This is the last bit of Triviafor the B movie, Okay Yep. So on the WIKIPEDIA page, a video game total bemovie game. So B movie game was released for Microsoft, windows, x,box three and sixty we playst two and Nintendo. So all all platforms COT, the B moviegame. Oh Man, it's like that there wasthere's a B movie game, but no Sinfield game. There was a video game off theSitcom Sinfield. I would be playing that twenty or seven that would be sogood man. Well, it's so weird that you say that, because one is gettingreleased, I'll, send you the link, Oh really, yeah, yeah, these two game.These two leading game makers- they just made it in their spare time- looksawesome, yeah, yeah man. I hope it's like a grand theft.Oughto K, it's just your Jerry Sinfield inyour apartment, but you can also just go absolutely renegade on New York Cityas well. Just have a use in a shake all the visions are about like meetingcramer at the parking Bo and getting movie tickets, and these little. Youknow like little observation all day to day mishaps, but there's a mise. Youcan still dust, get a new e ride, motor bike and kill a gang. Do whatever youwant. You just Flyin, a helicopter jet pack he's just e He's, did does a littlecatch phrase whenever he runs into someone like hey her something I don'tknow a man. Well, look: it doesn't stop there,man, I just love Wikipedia, sometimes because you know how you've got stuffthat shouldn't be official like stuff that shouldn't be documented wikipedia.Has That documented? So it's got a list of stuff about the movie and then it'sgot so video game. It's got. You know, trailers thingslike that and it's got books. So ten books were released for the film BMovie, There's B movie, this story, Book B,Movie The honey disaster, the art of B, Movie B, Movie Deluxe, One Story Book Be Movie Ultimate Sticker Book B: Movie The Junior Novel B movie.What's the buzz be movie Bad libs and B movie be meet girl, it's just one of those books you buyand fucking use agencies or whatever. I want to love your kids with astickers, but some poor bastard at wikipedia has documented all of this.Yet I'd have to like print that out and putit on. My Wall is like writing. Motivation. It's like hey. You knowit's like. I don't feel like writing anything today. It's like they were tenbooks about B movie anything, but there are ten books about the movie. You can't write one. You can't writeone joke, I mean I just love it that someone hastyped this out, someone's actually sat down top this out. It is great man, it keeps going I this is the lastbit I promised it says: Home Media B movie was released on vd On marcheleven, two thousand and eight in both full screen and white screen formatsand a special two disc special edition. Dvid, the single dises extras include theinside the hive, the cast of be movie and the tech of B movie features, andwe got the be music, video and Interactive Games. Ahman, that'ssomething I would love to see more of is the VD bonus features. I feel likethat's the thing that we've lost in the streaming world. Like I love straining it's soeverything way better, but there used to be like just a useless number of weirdfunctions. Every divy have like they have yeah like games and yeah. Weirdall things like that like and I a back when I don't know- I thinktechin Don is fond. I think tack and Apps, and all that kind of thing is it's easier to make now like it'squicker, but back, then, if you wanted to make a Shit D, vd, ope, Dvid, remote control,operated video game yeah that no one would play it would have taken like ayear t to make...

...just to have an extra just to be anextra thing on a d VD. You know like Yes to say it's an a Delicato,it's amazing and they really will just chucking stuff at it to knowing that. No one would do it likethe like, whose like they're having the wide screen andthe Standards Different Dvid options like I don't know what, like who's a big collector who's like Igot guts to get me both Yahyah yeah man. We should make it our mission tocollect every bit of B movie memorabilia wouldn't be funny man. I sorry. If you actually got to meet soned, Iwould love to meet him. It would be such an interesting character to meet, but you don't talk one bit aboutSinfield to show you just have every bit of B, movie, merchandise and surprise it with that. I don't eventalk about be moving the movie, it's just be movie the game on the intendedsis all I talk about it's so good one of my top five tendo DS Games. You knowit's no poke on, but it's up there, that is the pe yeah man or the asking like really specificquestions about the coding and everything as well. I like did you. Didyou pick that frame right he's like yeah level, thirteen where you have to beatthe hive master? What did you think of the dexterity in the controllers there?I felt it was a little bit off felt. There was too many platforms when youhad to fight the butterflies. It was great. There was a lot of stuff goingon, but really it did really break out from a platforme. It was more of a R PG.In my opinion, do you think the top speed running timewill ever be beaten? It's been no one's gotten past it since two thousand andnine. So you know, I think it's a pretty strong time. Yeah! Oh Man have you met the guy. Who Doesthe top speed run on it, God? I would love to meet that guy. You just talked about that guy for ages.Rumor is he still is these parents yeah? I would still go and see him anyway.Meanwhile, it's like me and him we're in a Mustang on COMEDIANS and cars.Getting coffee like like ripping down the Los Angeles freeway. Just askingabout the yeah, I feel like the control structureshould have been a bit better. What it wasn't that intuitive, if I'm honestyeah, have you have you, as anyone ever shook it up on comedians and cars,getting coffee as any as there been any weird comedians that have kind of done.That kind of thing, that's a good question. I feel likethey're, all pretty pretty stock standard. I mean they'regood good, a lot of good comics on there. You know, and I'm not look, alsowe're bringing down Jerry, but also you know, he's accomplished anythingfurther than we ever have. So we still have a lot of respect for him, but hashe done three episodes of a podcast? I don't think so. I that's true. Yeah only done one podcast of but yeah there's probably a lot of goodcomics, but really you need someone to that. Man Will. Is that a good? Is that a good goal for you to have inthe future to be wont to kind of try and get to the COMEDIANS in cars?Getting coffee ranks so yeah? I can just talk about the B movie video game.That's actually an incredible life goal and they were just as at a good goal:Yeah they try and edit around it, and I would give them no option. He'd, tryand steer it away, it'd be like so. You started comedy Australia and I'm likeyeah. Australia had a delayed the release time of the B movie game on thetends. It came out three weeks later, which was unfortunate, but I made upfor lost time. It's just like God, you're killing me dress. Oh that's! So good man, you've just gotjust flew away to America. You got it on every console. You got all theconsoles with you. I'd be just not playing it in the car like I've got iton mine, then nods. Stop Stop answering his questions at one point. He's likeJack Jack, listen to me, Jack Yeah! He he tells you through all thespecifications of the car and everything like that and you're likeyeah, but it does like there's a have a vd play or anything because he's like no, it's an it's a classicand you like yeah, but I want to watch b movie or even better play the videogame.

Have you got anything this and you justscreaming and up screaming, like so you're telling me there's nothing. Ican hook a console up to like nothing. You can't even get an AV c where youcan't blue tooth. I got I got A. I got it on playst, two, nothing! You justyelling at him, you're talking to the staff at therestaurant. So there's no television in here, not one! I've got really adapters yelling at the camera operators. Duringthe show like looking right down the barrel like please, you got a bunch offucking wires. There just cook me up dude man so mate. I I've made the the comic bookthat we've been talking about where the fish finger walks into the fish finger bar with theother fish fingers. I put it up on the Internet and I went pretty well, butall right, yeah. It's awesome. I've, I've kind of removed myself from social mediasomewhat, so I haven't seen it yet. Let me let me have a look now: Yeah we're talking INSTAR INSTAR COM. So with the success of that I wrote itdidn't you know I didn't blow blow up or any better thought. Oh, we people,like my dumb, dumb humor for anyone, doesn't know out there. Just look at atcap a flapper yeah. It's just Mike Comic about a fishfinger that walks into a bar and then there's a bar full of fish with fingers,and then he walks out of that bar and then realize he has walked in the wrongbar rather than walking into the fifth finger bar. He is walk in the fish withfingers bar Tisean telling it in a brief rush version. Just doesn't seem to havethe funny that it so I was. I was thinking of a new comic that I could do yeah so man, I gotdistracted there with looking at your beautiful art work. Thank you. Thankyou. Yeah! Do you think it's been executed properly or it's been? It'sall good yeah! It's great! I like like how aggressively he storms intothe bar as well a storms out of the bar. Yes yeah. I like that and you've, given him a little pig boat.I, which is a perfect touch a man. I've had no compliment, one littlepink, bow tie and and for you to notice that it it has made my art, so I've got another one. I've gotanother idea, see what you think of this, so it's got a man attached to amachine and they say and it's the year three thousand Yepand they go, and these two scientists are standingthere and they said we're going to send you back to the year two thousand and twenty tosee how bad it really was. So the man is then transported in thetime machine. He is, he goes back to the year twothousand and twenty and he's outside a shop that says forks,Rus and underneath folks Arusi says your premium fork specialist. He walksin there and says: Do you have any garden forks and then the shop assistant says no, but maybe you would be interestedin some kitchen forks. The man then walks out of the shop andtalks into his side, all watch and says two thousand and twenty sucks a. What do you think about that? What I can I t tone that up a bit, can I makeit funnier? I don't know I was sick. I feel like you've. You've set the ton pretty high for,like you know, surrealist with the first one yeah I recon it's yeah. Ithink you can need to really. I feel like Amphi up the time travellike. Maybe it gets like okay, you know in back to the future wherethey have a limited amount of fuel to make the jump. Yes, it's like the thesending him on the only mission they can to gather data about the past orsomething like He. I got somethin like that, like thatthey're all in on this resource yeah, and then they find out about the forksthat it's like now. It sucks yeah, so big Spiel at the top yeah. Thatwould be great. That would really build it up. So the scientist could say you canyou'll be able to gather data about how bad it really was in two thousand andtwenty sendthat data back...

...through your Sibi Watch yeah. I, likethe SCYBALAE, I think mentioned that as often as you can yeah yeah yeah it atthe moment. It's getting two mentions at the start and at the end, but maybeI'll, maybe I'll. Try and angle another so I be mentioned in there. I think ifhe could say out loud time to input the data into my CIBOA or some e h and then just two thousand and twentysucks yeah and it's the next panel is back in theyear three thousand and it's like so information from the cyber. It's likeput the sidewall watch up on screen. Yeah yeah, that's good yeah, that's a way, better delivery. Ithink, rather than him just saying into the Sobat two thousand and twenty sucks,it's got very late were well, so we're getting the data now and itsays two thousand and twenty sucks on a big. Would it be? I mean two thousand andtwenty sucks is kind of funny, because it's speaking quite formally and thingslike that, is it more of a is it funnier? If I go like two thousand and twenty is, is a disaster or something like that? Yeah Yeah, the true Hell World Yea true hell world, but I feel likethat's. A jactor is kind of phrase. Yeah Hell Hell is. I think I check around Hell how world anightmare world around way too much true. I remember our good friend JohnCampbell, when we were talking about what did I was. I walked in and you're on yourcomputer and I'm like. Oh when you go, I hang on. I just got to click out ofthe world's biggest porno yeah, and that was it. That's alwaysmade me laugh and I was like world's biggest Pono man. That's the funniestthing, I've ever heard and you're like yeah, I heard John Campbell say it oncea yeah. You always got a it's got tocredit your sources when you're rifting, I always say yeah, kills the flow, butyou gotta, you got to go to add the bibliography to the rift. We do havethat honesty about us, though, an whenever we hear something good or seesomething good or whenever about a little Verita, that's kind of Shitty.We always address it. We always address it it. What if, in the in the year threethousand, you have like an establishing shot of their whole society and it'sclearly clearly fork based like all the buildings of forks and they all havelike fork, clothing and armor. The vehicles are like flying forks and thenhe goes and ask about the forks and they're like now. We don't have thatmany forks and he's like this place. fucking stinks yeah, that's good, I'm gonna yeah. I think I think that would be. Ithink, that's yeah that could be good hmmm, but thenagain, you've got the whole. The reason why it's so stupid is cause there's no mention of forks any othertime. No, that's yeah! You don't want it to be just a you know, an unflinching betrayal ofwhat a fork world would be like yeah yeah, but then I'm definitely not going toveto it, because I love the fact that there is a fork world out theresomewhere yeah. You do love that you're always talkingabout how you love the idea that there is a fork world out there somewhere.That could actually spark in sensing some new inspiration here. I I canscrap that whole thing, yeah. What? If what? If what, if someone's comforting his, I don't knowlike a father comforting his son he's like yeah well son, I know you got beat upat school today. Where you have to realize. Is People like you are dreamers? We talkabout different universes and different worlds somewhere out there there's adifferent universe, and then it's Jus got fork. World likea separate penel is, is fork world, yeah yeah. I love the idea of someone who is trying to you know like emotionallyreassure people with the idea that you know hey and other thing seem tough.You know you lost your job, your girl left you. You know, I think you don'thave any money, yeah lives, tough, but listen you don't don't need to focus onthat. All right we need to focus on. Is that you know somewhere in the universe.Maybe I there's a fork world, you know...

...what would that be? Like imagine that,being there, that's what you got to hang on to forks with little arms fork with withwith little eyes, and they walk around feel better than your son. It could start off like just a guy s,giving his son advice and then it turns out like he is given people advice atthe park and people are gathering around him and then he starts likegetting up at the pub and announcing it like follows his career until he's likethe the world's biggest motivation, Al Speaker he's like Tony Robins like inthese giant stadiums of adoring fans, just like what would folk world be like?How would they would they eat any meals that would require knives or a fork ineach hand? What they look like folks would, their king have a trident orjust a standard fork. These are what we need to focus on. This is why you should push yourself.This is why you get up in the morning. Knowing hypothetically there could be afork world out there. It's like got. Why, like little interview from ourinterviews with like Baracoa Ma going like, I was a real dead, beat piece ofShit and then I thought what if a fork world existed. Six days later, I wasthe president of the United States tax for or like present. Would you argue thatthere's a nice world out of there he's like he's like knife world, don't be stupid?You idiot who invited this absolute amateur to this press conference. It'sthe first time. You ever see, president no back Obama, absolutely angry, likelivid. He reaches into his own pocket andpulls out a knife and he's like I got to put you in a knife world. If youdon't shut your trap, Mate Hahahaha, that's a separate because look, I feelI'm not copying there. I am copying in a way, but I'm also not comin. I'm abig Fan of Joan Cornell yeat was straight of shooting many times andalso one joint hand. Yeah always has use, and that would because they're always stupid so stupidthese comics. It would be good if Baracoa ma- orthere was a president in just- starts off the first panel andhe's just talking talking about a world he's like yeah, there's a fork worldthese forks running around and they got little folk legs and little four guys. It's least two or three panels of himtalking and then one person goes. Would you ever consider the idea of a knifeworld and he goes I'll, put- falls out aknife and he goes that's a stupid idea. I'll put you in a knife world, if youdon't shut up end of comic wit, the last panel islike his campaign ad er, it's like Brackan W and then, instead of where it said,hope for him or whatever his campaign was instead of changing could believeit. It just says like imagine if there was a fork world like that's, is a gine like people are going. Why did you vote forhim is a I don't know it was just it was better than trump. I guess it'slike a a choose between trump and a guy believes. There's a fork world outthere. Well, you don't have it to US yeah, youknow people talk about voting for like an every man, they're, always like Ohyeah, it's like he's the kind of guy you could. You know you can have a beer with. Youcan really. You know, shoot straight. It's like that kind of thing, but justfor real real Weirdos like us. We like Yah, it just seems like a normal Danterth guy like what. If there is a fork world, that's the kind of thing I wantto talk about. Like yes, you know insider politicians, they don't care.If there's a fork world or not yeah, something about him. I like him, Ohyeah, so the road's Nice, but what about a trans, dimensional cut re,operated universe yeah, I think that'll be a greatthat'll, be another great comic. Do you have any comics or funny things or not even funny thingsyou want to work on? Well, I thought I there's a stand up stand up idea. I waskind of messing around with. I love your and put on it as just about like how there's somany it's kind of cough. It's A, I don'tknow when people will listen to this, but currently it's quite tough to keeptrack of what the different regulations are. The different Australian states,with sort of quarantined, N T quaranti likeself isolation, measures and kind of...

...being scaled back a little bit in someplaces, and it was sort of the same when the measures came on like it wasyou didn't really know. You went clear on what you could do exactly, and Ithink it was this weird period where you can. You could have more people at a outdoorlike an outdoor fitness boot camp. Then you a at a funeral like it was likethis one couple weed days where that was still the case, so I like getting into the idea thatthat means there's actually a loophole where you can get more people into afuneral if, like everyone's doing squats and the priest is just screamingat you the whole time yeah, it's just this one little loop hole where he'slike just going that he's like all righttrevor was born in one thousand nine hundred and twenty seven he was anadorable port. Don't do not stop keep come on want to keeps quoting keepplank position. He was an inquisitive child. He lived in hid, love, exploringthe forest was always nice to everyone and innocent kid. He met the love ofhis life Margaret when it was twenty three Margaret. I keep that plankposition. I did not say Stop Margaret just weeping and sweating yeah they're like yeah yeah, it was a nice funeral, yeah yeah, I didn't. I didn't get to catch up withKeith in between the side lunches, but I yeah I saw him. I hadn't seen randering ages, so yeah,but yeah a tidn't get a chance to talk to her yeah. We made eye contact whenwe both had to did lift the coffin ten times in a row,but yeah, that's good with she's got stronglegs I'll, give her that it's going to be hard to men see. That is a greatidea, and I reckon you could just do that. You know, but do you reckon so many comics willbe thinking of stuff, that that, like you, always bring the original ideasbut because everyone's in lockdoor, the Jacturus original idea, will that be a like a a positive occurrence, a sorry,a frequent occurrence now? Will there be some comic? Who wouldn't usuallythink of that idea? That would think of it, because I got so much time on thehands trying for those gaps. I hope not. I hope, for everyone stays as uncreative as theyare in some kind of a thinkee. Think of this real, likeoutside writer character, but yeah it not really it's just a Erians talkingabout like Uber and they then it's pretty easy to come up with crazy ideas, yeah and yeah. Like that, look it'sexactly what I tell you some some clubs I just like. If I've got to do a prettykind of huge, suburban comedy club, I just like Tuck a college shirt into mytrousers and all of a sudden, I'm the weird King Yeah. What in this comedy the other night,this guy came out and he he had sort of long curly hair andthere were a few bits, not all the bits, but a few bits that were kind of a bitstrange. He was the king of madness, yeah yeah. He never seen anythingcrazier, yeah or men not even go that far. They be like man, all the comicsthey were wearing. There was this one comic who was not wearing a black T,shirt jeans and sneakers yeah crazy, the rainest thing I've ever seen, yeah,I couldn't believe it. I nearly walked out, but then he was okay, so that wasgood. He said Fuck once, which meant thatnormality was restored. Yes, yeah yeah, yeah man. Would you reckon you would do that aslike a sketch or you would deliver it and stand up and it feels like kind ofa stand up, be yeah dumb, but I don't know- and the ball seems veryoften a distance. If there's anything else, I could do with it. Who knows Myeah, there's also the there's also some great things in therewith like a funny exercise and a funny name. So you know what I mean that justrolls off the tongue like yeah, I saw render an between side lunges orsomething that one's not funny, but that's Wot, Rondes, a funny name, Yeah Yeah Yeah the yeah, and maybe, if the priest is like a sort of like a personal trainer type, hedoesn't really know anything about the person or the their religion or anything, but theyjust had to get them in for their like fitness qualifications, yeah was Pasel, you could have you knowthe old, the old confusion. The funny thing was he was Barry was barry cryingat the funeral. I thought he hated...

Daniel and he's like. No, he just hatesside lunges there is pet hate those X. Ah, howcould I forget? Farry does hate side lunch? It's always skipping leg day,Berry. I I don't know man. Last time we talked,I was doing an hour uninterrupted, but the weather hasn't been good, so I'vebeen able to go outside to write, which is sounds dumb, but it's kind ofthe place. Reduan I've had a lot I've actually while been in coven. I've hada lot on this week, which is weird. I've had a lot of meetings and stuff. Idon't it's cool like it's cool yeah, but also you like man. I just want towrite uninterrupted. I feel like I to be depressed yeah, I'm trying to fight like just keepingmy head in the game at the moment, like I'm having such a nice time. Just at myparents, it's it's all so nice and you just you know it's a nice small townand your you know, Cook a nice home made dinner every night and yeah I'mreading a lot, and it's like the more time that passes. I just feel like being a stand up. Comedian in the cityis like this weird dream that I have like. It seems like this other life like yeah, I gotta- I gotta get back inthis somehow otherwise I'll just be some some bar flyer that jarring Gong pub inlike forty years ago, like did you know that guy used to live in Melbourne anddo comedy crazy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, he mutering about a fork world inthe corner, yeah he e e cappa before he he died inthat hot, a balloon accident Y yeah. That is so we ave has this. Do you reckon turned you offever moving back to Jeringham or is it gave given you like a? Would you say you might do it now?Would you would you get a job at the surf shop and no wit, I'd never do that! I'm going to now, I'm going to you know. DII follow in my dreams likea psychopath is the plan, but if things go well, I could see myself like if Iwas like quite successful as a comedian. I love the idea of the dream would belike. You live in a small town out in the out of the country somewhere andthen you, then you talk for some of the year and then you go away in some kind of like quiet,mountain cabin for the rest of your life and you sit there and wake up.Look at the sunset and write a book. You know a new book about B movie, a man, that's what you need thanks, Oit to what Jerry did store himself away in his log cabin rodber. If the movie was always thedream Yeah like he only did Sinfield as this like selling out trying to makefriends with the studio, trying to make some money and get some clout and he'slike right now, I'm top dog and I can finally do what I've always wanted bemovie. He just wanted to write ten books andthis was the best way ye, even if one's a stick a book ones likea sound activated book. You know you never see great authorsreleasing stick of books, it's a really! No, no yeah! If you're really good. At writing.You don't need stickers yeah, but I feel like if you're reallyreally good at writing, then you can convey. You can convey a great novelonly using stickers- maybe they maybe yeah. Maybe we writershave been holding themselves back. Sticker books have been frowned uponfor children and simpletons and yeah old bells and whistles, but really it's no one's written of you know anintelligent sticker book. Stick a book that there's a classic yeah. It's likeCormac McCarthy released like his next novel and it was like horrific and violent and grippingand, like all those ones are but then, at the end of every chapter you getlike a sparkly sticker that you can put somewhere or put on your lunch boxor whatever it's got like a stick: a pack in theback of all the brutal beatings of the like the murder scenes and things likethat yeah. It's like a some sort of horrificviolence against the native Americans and cowboys and stuff, and it's all kind of one of those cool,shiny, puffy stickers. You can pop on a skate board or something yeah. It'sjust got to collect them. All down the bottom, each different book comes with that andthe ded extras inside the hive be movie...

...inside the hive, an get it bees a s. The whole process is just Jerryscreaming, get it at everyone's grabbing a by the shoulder shaking uphis get it he and he turns around in the director's chair and he's like theywanted to come up with a thing for the VD. I said: why are we calling insidethe have turns back around like Don no more interview, Man Yeah? Well, man? I think this hasbeen a great catch up. What do you think, or did you need to discuss anyother ideas? No, no er idea. I would call this a fun catchup. I think this is, I said great beforeokay yeah now I know our podcast is called fun catchups, but this has beena great catch up. This has been a special edition. Yeah every every fewAPPS will really change it. Up and drop in a great one, but normally wasnormally will shoot for fun. We should do a baking episode andcalled Bun Catch Up to do that and yeah a sorry. I just gota text from Jerry. Saying came up with that. One is even props yeah. It trashed me allepisode, but when you said Bun catch up, I was like there's a fatuate animatedfilm in this all right, big go well yeah. Ok, I asbeen a fun catch up. I've been in Melbourne and I've been jerring andit's been up in jackers I be Nicab. Thank you very much is a lot O.

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